User talk:Sexualharrison

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Keep yo hands offa mah gal

For the love of Yahweh ! Why, just tell me why !
Why has Gore Girl been screaming out your name during sex ?
Sir Fred of Etruria

hah ha must be my cologne----Sexualharrison 07:09, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Grr!

Oh, you are sooooo witty! Thanks for the rat though.--Lachryma^☭ 16:57, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

i think I owe you one for making the tour template also.----Sexualharrison 00:22, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Suicidalangel is a cunt

Never!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:40, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

i really do hate you some times.----Sexualharrison 07:45, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Still around

Well hell,I miss you too. But a girl's gotta get out and raise a little hell now and then.--Pibbit 06:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
awwww i want a lapdance!----Sexualharrison 06:56, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

You killed me?

Honestly, I don't remember getting done by anyone with that name, though it's been a big week for bumping me off. If I reported everyone who offed me to the authorities, I'd be too busy processing screen shots to be able to spend AP.--The Envoy 15:20, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

hmmmm i even said something before i finished you off... oh well all good. i saw you napping so i had to take the shot. well now that SH is in the area I'll probably being taking plenty of dirt naps right next to you.----Sexualharrison 16:08, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Lach and Angel need more stuff to do than spam up my talk page

Aw, I felt all warm inside until I saw your gross sig, which I had almost forgot about...Anyway, it's so lovely to be away from you fools.--Lachryma^☭ 03:59, 12 April 2008 (BST)

tis good i still think your fat.----Sexualharrison 04:11, 12 April 2008 (BST)

And I still think you're not Jewish. ;) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:49, 12 April 2008 (BST)

And I still think. About stuff. Hey, I'm not fat!--Lachryma^☭ 20:29, 12 April 2008 (BST)

RLY? You just made my dreams come true then! How's things over at the NMC forums? I haven't had time to go there in ages...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:59, 13 April 2008 (BST)

your not missing much. except for the counting thread. i'm thinking of giving it up. as noone wants to up their game. beerhah.com has potential me thinks.----Sexualharrison 19:46, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Ah yes, the insane counting thread. Wasn't that your idea? I refuse to log into the NMC forums though, mustn't waste time!--Lachryma^☭ 06:22, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Magatsus gift!
	You have a beard (and would probably kill me otherwise...) that Magatsu Taito think is awesome! Sake for you!

--Magatsu Taito 18:24, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

zerg! oh i ment zeug.

don't post on my talk page anymore. i want no further contact with you. go away you troll.----Sexualharrison 04:17, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Gods ... ok!--Zeug 04:22, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Harrison, being the focus of drama? Say it ain't so! Anyway, I've been legal for more than a year, and no, I'm not back. Good to hear the NMC is still around though.--Lachryma^☭ 05:15, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

yet here you are trolling my page... go fig?----Sexualharrison 17:50, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I wouldn't know how to troll if my life depended on it. Unlike some people who still have that stupid boob thing in their sig, grr...--Lachryma^☭ 08:06, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

yet here i am typing in FIVE of these thingie's ::::: well at least your a cute troll. or so I suspect. and the boobs are here to stay!!----Sexualharrison 17:43, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Saromu

I'm not a racist. I just trolled because I was tired of everyone treating Obama like the friggin Messiah. There were times when I swear people were jerking off to how awesome Obama was in #redrum. So to counter that level of retardedness I acted like a dickhead. It worked and people stopped masturbating to Obama's change and charisma. They instead started yelling at me. Topic changed. Anyway, because of you voting for Obama you inadvertently stopped me from dying in a war because Obama will pull our troops out of Iraq. Now you can make a template saying, "I'm a moron and voted for Obama, thus stopping Sonny from one day dying at the hands of a towelhead." Kthnxbai. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 20:43, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Harrison, you BITCH! I worked long and hard to set up the "Smear Sonny across the desert" plan!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

sonny i was only messing with you, Suicidalangel how many more times do i have to tell you.. start your own damm thread!----Sexualharrison 17:41, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm in ur baz haxing ur treads-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:05, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. Boredom. We'll go with that.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 17:44, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Admit It

You miss me--Pibbit 02:13, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

like a bad cold----Sexualharrison 13:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I know you want to feel important but accusing me of stalking you is not the way to do it! --Pibbit 22:56, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, hey

That guy who you so wisely vouched for is trying to get your boobs taken away. Just thought you might want to have a head's up. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 10:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)

WTF? oh shit. thanks man i'll look it to and rally the troops who happen to like boobs.----Sexualharrison 17:31, 17 July 2009 (BST)

Haha, about damn time somebody did something about that bloody .gif.--Lachryma^☭ 09:29, 28 July 2009 (BST)

stop hating cause your flat chested.----Sexualharrison 13:48, 28 July 2009 (BST)

I see your grammar and capitalization skills haven't changed at all, mister.--Lachryma^☭ 16:12, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Harrison you fucking suck stay away from my god damn wiki-- SA 01:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

i love your grammer so i stealz it.--The Argonauts 03:13, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Weren't you on the NMC forums?-- SA 03:15, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

It depends. How much scotch you got on you?--The Argonauts 03:16, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

I still have a massive stock pile under Moggridge.-- SA 03:21, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

That's a giganic yes. Malton Rangers and Quartly Study Group are the reasons I go there.--The Argonauts 03:23, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Last time I was there I wasn't even a part of the NMC and hadn't been for like a year. :) -- SA 03:24, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

why the fuck are you guys taking this out on my talk page? .. SA.. sorry that was a typo. shit happens, and I was too lazy to fix it proper.. go figure.
Argonauts. why are you stalking my talk page? creepy troll. go back to counting thread fool!----Sexualharrison 14:36, 19 November 2009 (UTC) argonauts go back to spamming the spam thread.

It's cool harrison. I just wanted to yell at you. :P -- SA 18:05, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

This one works well enough for me. Why would I go and make a new one?-- SA 18:18, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

lolitrolu

Sup harrison. How's life in whatever sorry lane you're in? Also, will you ignore this since it's at the top, or will you get all organization nazi on it and move it to the bottom? Oh the questions I have!--Lachryma^☭ 07:03, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

hey flat-chested? how you doing? i'm about the same.. sorry? me? nevah! please don't use the n-word on mah page anymore you insensitive harpie.----Sexualharrison 20:39, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Life is good. And I think we're about equally insensitive. So tell me the secret of how you've played UD for so damn long. Hasn't it ever gotten old?--Lachryma^☭ 20:17, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

umm let'see i don't play it all the time, or check into the wiki or forums very much. I take everything for granted and ignore most drama. i have no idea. it still amuses me somewhat. i'm really stubborn. and it's the only game of this type that I ever bothered with. and pking is still fun.----Sexualharrison 20:38, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Pking is still fun.-- SA 20:40, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

fucking troll!----Sexualharrison 20:40, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

I was being serious you dumbass. >:| And no she came back because of my random email! :P -- SA 21:12, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

your still a god damn troll faggot!----Sexualharrison 21:15, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

So you still play basically because you're stubborn. Makes sense. I think you have a very strange definition of trolling though. When I have ever done the slightest thing to try to piss you off? Also please take your dick waving/'who can say fag the most amount of times' contest someplace else. It's harshing my groove, man.--Lachryma^☭ 22:27, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

umm lach.. i wasn't even talking to you.. that was directed at SA.. you have never really done anything to me. also it's my talk page i can say whatever i want. if you don't like it, well than don't come around here no more.----Sexualharrison 12:24, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Your sig

You need to go into your preferences and enable Raw Signatures. That will fix it. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 08:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

i knew it was something stupid.. thx.----Sexualharrison 12:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

It's k harrison, we all make dumb mistakes sometimes, especially with sigs.-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 12:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

¯\()/ THE BOOBS ARE BACK----Sexualharrison 15:50, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

You definitely put boobs where my face goes.-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Mind your own damn 'cades

Horribly irresponsible of you, I feel. Dumping your duties on poor Judith like that. How do you know I haven't already killed your friend and made off into the night? :P -Sadie 16:17, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

cause i can look in game.. and you didn't.----Sexualharrison 05:50, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

That's because I'm lovely. :) Still though, you should be more careful who you trust with your friends lives, my alt would have taken that as permission to make his back a lot less water-proof... -Sadie 12:19, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

and killing know nothings is a waste of time.. we don't report and i would have been revived within hours. don't make me sick amber on you. she WUVS MOI! ;p----Sexualharrison 07:05, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

Meh, I kill people because I enjoy it, not for some grand master plan or strategic benefits. I pay no attention whatsoever to the RG and I usually have nothing personal against my victims, I'm glad they can get a speedy recovery. And I ain't scared of Amber. She loves me more anyway. :P -Sadie 13:51, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

doesn't everyone kill cause it's so enjoyable? duh. \0/----Sexualharrison 03:46, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

JK

You're John Kennedy? --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 15:12, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

yup.. he was a heeb. now put some gold in the basket----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 03:39, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

No? --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 08:29, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

than your dead to me. i'm now sending the mossad to kill you in you're sleep and steal your gold.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 16:24, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

u du dat --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 06:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Miltown

Let me know where and when you want me, and I'll make the trip down from Penny Heights... Asheets 16:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

oh i know nothing.. we never really have a plan.. we just play non stupid. come on down to miltown. it hasn't looked this good since I was around with the mossad. a little bird told us one of the smaller zombies groups is heading our way. so it might turn into a good non mall fight. house to house silliness. plus you looked bored.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 02:56, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

OK, I'll wander down SE for a little while, see what's happening, etc... Asheets 19:23, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Asheets is going to head back to Penny Heights for awhile. But don't worry -- his brothers/alts in The Big Prick are headed to Miltown for some MoB-inspired fun. Asheets 17:46, 31 March 2010 (BST)

ah just as it gets interesting you run away!!! have fun playing with the gore corps than.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 12:41, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3

This is a reminder to you, and all the other contestants, that AHMH3 begins in 5 days as of this post. The playing area is the top 16 suburbs in a 4x4 formation on the Northwest of the map. You are expected to be in the area at the start of the Manhunt, so if you're not already in the area, get moving! And happy hunting to you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:27, 26 June 2010 (BST)