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This page is a semi-complete log of broadcasts sent from The Emergency Broadcast System. Logs began in Janurary of 2011. Not every broadcast is logged. Not every broadcast is worth logging. These are just some of the ones we like.

Janurary 20, 2011

• 25.92 MHz: "♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)

Janruary 24, 2011

• 25.92 MHz: "The VonGoldawesome War is over! CORAM SUPREME!" (11 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (5 hours and 23 minutes ago)

January 25, 2011

An advertisement paid for by Organization XIII.

• 25.92 MHz: "Are you interested in keeping the survivor/zombie" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "population in check? Organization XIII sure is." (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Organization XIII is a Pro-Survivor/Player-Killer" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "group dedicated to keeping the population balance" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "in check. If you're a Nobody with no emotions" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "whatsoever, and would like to be somebody," (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Organization XIII is for you." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "If you're somebody, but would rather be a Nobody," (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Organization XIII is for you." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "If you're somebody and would rather remain" (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "somebody, Organization XIII is not for you." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Applicants must be ready to switch between" (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Player-Killer and Pro-Survivor" (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "at a moment's notice." (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Check us out on the Wiki!" (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "wiki.urbandead.com/index./Organization_XIII" (5 minutes ago)

And just minutes later.

• 25.92 MHz: "CORAM members, report back to The Coram Building. Penis." (2 minutes ago)

January 27, 2011

The RRF's Gore Corps show up and demand virgins. They obviously haven't spent enough time in Lukinswood to know there are none.

• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (44 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "This is Mister Alpha. We here at coram would be thankful if-" (44 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "someone could help from the Gore corps." (44 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Being PKed constantly isnt helpful, guys." (44 minutes ago)

This is where the Corps take over the radio waves.

• 25.92 MHz: "Listeners, the Gore Corps demand a sacrifice!" (38 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Our blood lust must be satisfied!" (38 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "We require the deaths of three virgins by midnight GMT" (37 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Or we shall destroy the whole of Lukinswood and perform" (37 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Unspeakable acts on the bodies of those who die!" (36 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Bring your sacrificial offerings to the Coram Building" (36 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "And deliver them up to us!" (35 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "BARHAH!!HAHRAB" (35 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "the crack of the whip" (32 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Whooostch wooooostch!" (31 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "I see one virgin for sacrifice!" (16 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "You've made me very happy! Or is that hard?" (16 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Hey, CORAM here, could anyone sacrifice our virgin pls?" (12 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "I'm afraid of the RRF :'( Quick, we need that virgin to die" (11 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Ok, two virgins inside now. Mister Alpha needs to die too." (5 minutes ago)

October 10, 2011

• 25.92 MHz: "Ave Imperator, brave warriors, survivors, and Chaos heretics" (17 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "It's your most hated Lady Inquisitor, LtZurSee." (16 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "A momentary update, if I may. The mutants are beginning to.." (15 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...Lose the war, or possibly the will to fight, as we..." (15 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...come close to entering our seventh year of this melee." (13 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "As has become apparent, not even the most tenacious foes..." (12 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...of humanity can break our indomitable spirit! Nothing..." (12 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...can deter us from survival! Not disease! Not the..." (11 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...heretical dogs who try and murder us each night! Not..." (10 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...the isolation brought on by the Guard outside! NOTHING!" (10 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "So hoist those weapons high, my brothers and sisters! Take.." (8 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...the fight to them and cull all those that remain! Burn..." (8 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...their bodies and stomp on their testes with stilletos!" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "For this hive is OURS! -Ahem- In other news, Shakey's has..." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...closed down on 3rd and 8th due to Steve Jobs no longer..." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...being able to use it as a 'legitimate business'. Please.." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...redirect your tummy rumblings to McZeds. Delicious food.." (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...for a reasonable amount of e-coli. Caiger Mall is..." (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...a sale on pistol munitions. Loot one clip, get one free." (4 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "That's the news for this broadcast. Inquisitor, or Sister..." (4 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...I don't rightly know what rank I am, nor how many of..." (4 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...the Inquisition are left, REGARDLESS! LtZurSee signing" (3 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...off. Phew, finally. I hate doing these broadcasts for..." (3 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...the oafs of this necropolis. Can any CORAMers get me..." (3 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...a new bra? Please? I don't want to lose my sex appeal..." (2 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...with...that thing. What's its name again? Oh yes, Mrs...." (2 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...CORAM. Her boobs are on the floor for goodnes- wait is..." (1 minute ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "...this still on? Oh by the bloody throne. -Click-" (1 minute ago