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Would you like to advertise with the EBS? CORAM can make that happen^†. We'll accept requests to advertise your group, your event, or other in-game activity. Just tell us what you want right here on this page and we'll make it happen^††. Keep in mind that there is only one EBS and it is not always online. As such, your advertisement may not necessarily be broadcast immediately. When requesting an advertisement with CORAM, please indicate what you would like broadcast (maximum of 20 lines and max of 50 characters per line) and be sure to indicate exactly what it is we are advertising.

^† A nominal fee of {{cookies}} must be paid upon placing any request.

^†† CORAM reserves the right to decline any request for advertisement if they feel it is unfitting.

Submitting Requests

You may submit an ad request below under the Incoming requests section by using the {{AdRequest}} template made specifically for this page. To use the template, create a neww level three sub-heading (for example ===Example Ad===) that describes what it is that we are advertising. Secondly, under this sub-heading you will need to place the {{AdRequest}} template with your broadcast. It should look similar to this:

{{AdRequest
|Line1=Your first line of text here
|Line2=Your second line of text here
|Line3=Your third line of text here
...
|Line18=Your eighteenth line of text here
|Line19=Your nineteenth line of text here
|Line20=Your twentieth line of text here}}

You may submit up to 20 lines of text to be broadcast, each line at a maximum of 50 characters. Use the preview button often to make sure you aren't going over the character limit. The first line of text displayed is a sample 50 characters that should give an idea of the proper length of a line of text. If any lines of text stretches the box surrounding it further than the sample characters, then you'll need to trim it down.

Third, and most importantly, be sure to remit payment for your ad in the form of {{cookies}}. Ads that do not meet the criteria above risk delay of broadcast or refusal by members of CORAM.

Incoming Requests

Desu Nōto

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. _______________________________Create a new world.

02. __________________Become the God of the new world.

03. ____________________Decide who dies and who lives.

04. ____________________Write in the Death Note today.

05. __Hunt down anyone who opposes you, for you are...

06. _______________________________________...Justice!

07. ____________wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Desu_Nōto

08. ________The real good is the power to kill people.

Make that 6 cookies left. --Axe Hack Talk 03:38, 18 September 2011 (BST)

These two will likely have to wait until after the pub crawl as most of my AP is tied up with the event right now. Of course nothingnis stopping Yuki from using the EBS herself if she so desired. ~ _{00:25, 19 September 2011 (UTC)}

Organization XIII

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ____Interested in keeping the population balanced?

02. ________________Make your way to Vinetown and join

03. ________________________________Organization XIII!

04. ________We're dedicated to maintaining the balance

05. ___________of power between survivors and zombies.

06. __________________Check our wiki page for details.

07. ____wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Organization_XIII

I believe I had 8 cookies left? You best make it 7 after this one. --Axe Hack Talk 03:38, 18 September 2011 (BST)

AHMH4

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ________Axe Hack's Manhunt 4 starts on March 20th.

02. ____________________________Are you signed up yet?

03. __________If not, what are you waiting for?! Sign

04. __up for AHMH4 now! There's only a few days left!

05. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

06. ______This message paid for by the Malton Manhunt.

8 cookies left. I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get to complete my specific contestants ad...Damn college. Look at what it's made me miss. --Axe Hack Talk 01:43, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Damn horrible timing. Coram Building is a bit overrun at the moment. Might be a couple of days before we're back to normal. ~ _{05:16, 13 March 2011}

2 days left before this ad becomes moot. Best of luck to you all defending CORAM at the moment. --Axe Hack Talk 16:44, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. We had a powered CORAM with RadTrans for all of about 12 hours but I didn't have the AP to broadcast. Sorry, dude. ~ _{16:49, 17 March 2011}

What's CORAM's policy on cookie refunds? ;) --Axe Hack Talk 14:14, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

-*wipes crumbs from moustache* wefuwnds? ~ _{17:26, 20 March 2011}

Served Requests

AHMH4 (Kempy)

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ______________________________________DJ Talent...

02. ___Some of you may know him as one hell of a PKer.

03. _We here at the Malton Manhunt recognizes him as a

04. ________famed contender. In Axe Hack's Manhunt 3,

05. _____________he made a scrambled for second place.

06. ___Now he returns for AHMH4. If you think you can

07. _______take down DJ Talent, then come join the fun

08. ____in Axe Hack's Manhunt 4! As DJ Talent says...

09. __________________"Thith time... it'th perthonal!"

10. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

11. ______This message paid for by the Malton Manhunt.

9 cookies left. I know I'm running behind, but they'll all be available within the next 2 weeks. I've got classes, you know? --Axe Hack Talk 23:36, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

served--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:10, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

AHMH4 (Gnome)

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. __________________________________Target Zombie...

02. ______He's got a target painted on his chest and a

03. ___rolled up newspaper. On closer inspection, you

04. ______notice a facial impression on the newspaper.

05. ____You recognize the impression to be Axe Hack's.

06. __Target Zombie...After a break from round 3, he's

07. ___back for round 4. So join Axe Hack's Manhunt 4

08. ___today and witness Target Zombie slap the living

09. __________________hell out of the "horrible PKer"!

10. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

11. _This message bought to you by the Malton Manhunt.

I'm sure Gnome will just love this message. >_< --Axe Hack Talk 04:07, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

By the way, I find it funny that you've seem to have missed the fact that your payments are missing. So here they are, to cover me for these 3 ads (Gnome, Ross, and Yon), and I'll pay in advance to cover me for a few more ads.

	FREE COOKIES
	Axe Hack has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for advertising.

x13

Now if I counted correctly, that's 13 cookies, so I have 10 ads paid in advance. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 04:27, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

That's a lot of f'in cookies. ~ 19:48, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

That's all of them. I also decluttered the page by consolidating your cookies. And yes i realize that "consolidated your cookies" just don't sound right. ~ 19:29, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

AHMH4 (Yon)

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ______________Alex Koponen...Just who is this man?

02. ________________________________I'll tell you who.

03. _________He's the man who holds the record for the

04. ______________most deaths in Axe Hack's Manhunt 3.

05. __________Think you can help him break his record?

06. __________Then join Axe Hack's Manhunt 4 and start

07. ___________________________killing ol' Alex today!

08. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

09. _This message bought to you by the Malton Manhunt.

Served--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:45, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

AHMH4 (Ross)

This shall be the start of my AHMH4 promos. Featuring individual characters. In fact, just so Yon isn't left out here, I'll give Ross a promo as well...

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ____vinetown scout...Just who is this scout of VT?

02. ________________________________I'll tell you who.

03. ___________He's the scout who came in second place

04. __in Axe Hack's Manhunt 2. And he was only Lv 11.

05. He claims he'll get enough XP this time around for

06. ____Diagnosis. Think you can stop him? Then join

07. _______________________Axe Hack's Manhunt 4 today!

08. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

09. _This message bought to you by the Malton Manhunt.

Expect more in the coming days. --Axe Hack Talk 21:33, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

You need one for you--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:44, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Cool. Keep em' this short and I should be able to get to them like every other day or so. ~ 21:45, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Yea, I know, Michaleson. I've one planned for you as well. And Kempy. And pretty much everyone who has ever participated in a Malton Manhunt event who is participating is AHMH4. There's still loads to go. They should pretty much be about the same length, so you shouldn't have to worry too much, Vapor. --Axe Hack Talk 21:47, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Alright. Maybe one a day if you're going to do a bunch. It's only one month away after all. ~ 21:58, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

I could see if i can get an alt over to help if you want--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:00, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

That would be great. Just make sure the alt has or can get Radio Operation. Oh and some fair warning...CORAM members are all kind of....odd. ~ 22:05, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Mad Hlaine Larkin will be over in the next few days.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:41, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

In the meantime, I'll see if I can cut out a few lines in the future promos. --Axe Hack Talk 23:34, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Holy shit. If you make one of me I'll come back. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 23:37, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Hm...I could think of something, mate. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 23:46, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

- You couldn't have mentioned my glorious victory in Duck Hunt? Damn you Hackington! Damn you!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:13, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

Nah. I think your 11 deaths is a much more recognizable record. ;D --Axe Hack Talk 00:29, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

Served. ~ 06:38, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Organization XIII (3)

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. _____________________Keep the population balanced!

02. ___________________________Join Organization XIII!

03. ____Organization XIII is a Pro-Survivor/PKer group

04. dedicated to keeping Malton's population balanced.

05. ________Applicants must be ready to switch between

06. _______Pro-Survivor and PKer at a moment's notice.

07. _________________________Check us out on the Wiki!

08. ____wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Organization_XIII

09. _____________________Remember: Balance is the key.

	FREE COOKIES
	Axe Hack has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for advertising.

Yes. I'm requesting you advertise Organization XIII once more. I've even provided you with a new script that is more AP efficient then the previous scripts. --Axe Hack Talk 06:22, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

I think you actually meant to submit a AHMH4 advertisement but your fingers just hit the wrong keys on your keyborad, right? ~ 06:32, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Ah, how can I forget that...Give me a second to whip up an AHMH4 ad. :D --Axe Hack Talk 06:34, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Served. ~ 21:02, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

And screenshot: [1]. ~ 21:07, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Blatant RRF Propaganda Helpful Tips for surviving in Malton

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. ______________I want to tell you a story Malton...

02. ___Today, I came across a man dying in the streets

03. ________His legs had been torn off by RRF members.

04. _____I asked him why he was crying, and he told me

05. ______that he had nothing more to give to the RRF.

06. ______Nothing more to give. As I kicked his broken

07. _____body off a bridge, I thought about his words.

08. _______When was the last time you helped a zombie?

09. __Can we not learn from this courageous young man,

10. ___and give back to our perfect, zombie community?

11. ___So humans, look back at your meaningless lives,

12. and ask, "What can I do for my local zombie horde?

13. ___Have I given everything I could possible give?"

14. It is only by feeding our peaceful, zombie friends

15. ______________________can we truly help ourselves.

16. __Yours in peace and love, Speaker for the Undead.

	FREE COOKIES
	MHSstaff has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for broadcasting helpful survivor advice.

Please? Pretty? Maybe? Yes? We love Coram!-MHSstaff 21:41, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Or bad things might happen. BAD THINGS -MHSstaff 21:43, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Haha yeah, we don't discriminate. CORAM had a zombie/survivor coexistence policy at one point but it didn't really work out. So now we have a civility policy. We'll be sure to spread your propaganda just as soon as CORAM recovers from the Gore Corps slaughter. ~ 22:08, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Yay! -MHSstaff 20:43, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

I had just enough AP to get this one in the same session as AH's AHMH4 ad. You hear that? I spent my last AP for the day broadcasting zombie propaganda. Who loves ya? ~ 06:47, 4 February 2011 (UTC)

And this is for the both of you [2]. ~ 06:56, 4 February 2011 (UTC)

Axe Hack's Manhunt 4

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. _______________________Axe Hack is back, Malton...

02. ____________________Axe Hack's Manhunt 4, that is!

03. Created by the infamous "horrible" PKer, Axe Hack,

04. _____AHMH4 promises to be more bloodier than ever!

05. ______Returning contenders such as vinetown scout,

06. ___Misanthropy, and DJ Talent are only some of the

07. ____competition attending this year! Alex Koponen

08. __might even break his 11 death record from AHMH3!

09. So come join the fun in this Malton Manhunt event!

10. _________________Because this time, it's personal.

11. _______________Please view the wiki for more info.

12. _________http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/AHMH4

13. _Disclaimer: The Malton Manhunt works with Rogue's

14. _____Gallery in order to clear contestants from RG

15. __________should they ever be reported for killing

16. _______________________________another contestant.

	FREE COOKIES
	Axe Hack has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for advertising.

This one was a bit rushed, but I swear, I will have a more AP friendly ad next time! --Axe Hack Talk 07:01, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Nice, I'll probably get this one first and then the O13 ad. RRF are coming to town and I'm currently Mrh'ing but I think we should be able to get this one soon. ~ 14:43, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

There ya go, AH. ~ 06:40, 4 February 2011 (UTC)

Organization XIII (2)

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. _Are you interested in keeping the survivor/zombie

02. ___population in check? Organization XIII sure is.

03. _Organization XIII is a Pro-Survivor/Player-Killer

04. _group dedicated to keeping the population balance

05. _____in check. If you're a Nobody with no emotions

06. ________whatsoever, and would like to be somebody,

07. _____________________Organization XIII is for you.

08. _If you're somebody, but would rather be a Nobody,

09. _____________________Organization XIII is for you.

10. ________If you're somebody and would rather remain

11. _______somebody, Organization XIII is not for you.

12. ________Applicants must be ready to switch between

13. ____________________Player-Killer and Pro-Survivor

14. _____________________________at a moment's notice.

15. _________________________Check us out on the Wiki!

16. ____wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Organization_XIII

	FREE COOKIES
	Axe Hack has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for advertising.

I'm requesting you play this ad again. I will be back every week to request this same ad over and over and over again until Organization XIII gets a steady stream of new members. --Axe Hack Talk 19:59, 17 January 2011 (UTC)

I think you overestimate the size our listenerbase but I will fill the requests nonetheless. We're recovering from the VGA thing right but once I'm not so AP exhausted I will get this one (unless another of the group can fill it before me). ~ 20:53, 17 January 2011 (UTC)

I know I'm underestimating the size, but at least it's better than nothing. >_< --Axe Hack Talk 20:55, 17 January 2011 (UTC)

And this time I got a grab of the broadcast. [3]. ~ 17:40, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

I caught it too. Except DumbWit is being an ass and not loading on me. >_< --Axe Hack Talk 18:02, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Am getting 500 internal server error stuff whenever I try to use. Loved the final line in Vap's dumbwit. --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 18:06, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Yeah Alpha's broadcast was a great addition. Dumwit's not giving me any problems. ~ 18:22, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Organization XIII

00. _____________________________This is 50 characters

01. _Are you interested in keeping the survivor/zombie

02. ___population in check? Organization XIII sure is.

03. _Organization XIII is a Pro-Survivor/Player-Killer

04. _group dedicated to keeping the population balance

05. _____in check. If you're a Nobody with no emotions

06. ________whatsoever, and would like to be somebody,

07. _____________________Organization XIII is for you.

08. _If you're somebody, but would rather be a Nobody,

09. _____________________Organization XIII is for you.

10. ________If you're somebody and would rather remain

11. _______somebody, Organization XIII is not for you.

12. ________Applicants must be ready to switch between

13. ____________________Player-Killer and Pro-Survivor

14. _____________________________at a moment's notice.

15. _________________________Check us out on the Wiki!

16. ____wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Organization_XIII

About 667 characters, so it barely reaches your 1000 character limit. And for your payment...

	FREE COOKIES
	Axe Hack has given CORAM a bunch of cookies for advertising Organiztaion XIII.

That should cover me for a while. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 16:46, 20 December 2010 (UTC)