Club Garrett was a nightclub located in the very southwest corner of the suburb of Dulston. The nightclub borders three other suburbs: Rhodenbank, Rolt Heights, and Pescodside. Club Garrett was originally established in 1998 to become the pulse of club music in Malton. The complex, which operated mostly as an after hours establishment, also included a separate bar area and hosted live music acts, with a total capacity of up to 1,500 people. The main room was purposely built and engineered for dancing. Club Garrett's inner walls were strategically placed three feet away from the outer ones (custom-designed as a "box in a box") for studio-level acoustic perfection. The dance floor itself actually floats on strategically-placed shock absorbers, helping prevent sore legs from an all-night dancing session, thus maximizing the enjoyment of the clubbing experience.
The original sound system was created and installed by club legend Stephen Armour, who some consider may now be a zombie known as "Dead Animal" for his habit to lead other zombies from the Dead Animals horde to party hardy; it was purely analog and pristine in clarity. The current configuration has changed to a digital concept yet still includes a vintage UREI mixer and retains a clean and clear sound.
Barricades should be kept at Extremely Heavily at all times. The true purpose of this building is to serve as a heavily fortified shelter for Malton's veteran survivors. This ruling was set forth by the Dulston Optimal Defense Diagram and is enforced by all member groups of the Dulston Alliance.
Disco/Techno. Beer Bash all day Weds, Thur. Millitary Special "Don't ask, Don't tell". No cover for Military.
Fri/Sat 11pm DragShow. Happy Hour 8pm All Week.
December 16th, 2007 - Statement of Inactivity: ATTENTION THIS GROUP IS OFFICIALLY INACTIVE, ALL CLUBS UNDER THE SEX POSSY'S SUPERVISION HAVE BEEN REVERTED TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER (WINK, WINK).
April 2nd, 2007 - Club Garret's bartender, Donut3 has returned after a short haitus. He is pushing for a change to a VSB instead of an EHB policy. Drinks served 5-12pm. Happy hour is now at 8pm.
March 31st, 2007 - Club Garrett lays fallow and powerless.
March 24th, 2007 - "Club Garrett continues to be in the primary battle ground between the group Sex Possy and the Gay/Lez community." reports Gaybait.
March 20th, 2007 - Now that Sex Possy has claimed the club the Gay/Lez community of Dulston is up in arms over this takeover. Having been the ones who rebuilt the club after the Mall Tour '07 stormed through the suburb. While as a whole they do not condone violence, Club Garrett may not be the best place to sleep.
March 19th, 2007 - Club Garrett is now under new management! The survivor group, Sex Possy, has stepped in to provide much needed tunes to this often deserted club. Now maybe the NE Corner will get back into the spotlight as one of the most groovin' places in Malton.
March 16th, 2007 - Club Garrett reopens as Dulston's altenative club, featuring Disco/Techno, a full bar and clean restrooms