Cult of the Squirrel
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| Group Name | Cult of the Squirrel |
| Abbreviation | CotS |
| War Cry | "Zhrrb!" |
| Membership | 14+ active |
| Leadership | Settone |
| Goals | Completely infest Malton with squirrels in order to stage a world takeover. |
| Recruitment Policy | Open |
| Contact | Our forum |
Status
| Current Location | The Brennand Building (Shore Hills) |
News
06:36, 19 December 2007 (UTC): Ackland Mall is in ruins! Thanks to the squirrels holding The Nix Building, there was no supply line of syringes from the east, so the defenders took more casualties than they could keep up with.
19:23, 14 December 2007 (UTC): The Nix Building is now ruined! The harmanz won't find syringes here any time soon. All squirrels are invited to come and make themselves at home.
20:58, 9 December 2007 (UTC): Our new home is The Nix Building in Barrville. First squirrel there gets the largest room!
20:55, 22 November 2007 (UTC): The siege at Hildebrand Mall is over, so we now return to Havercroft.
Who we are
This group, The Cult of the Squirrel, was previously known as the Zombie Squirrels. The group has since expanded to include both living and dead Squirrels that strive to take over the world. Our primary goal is to achieve complete control of the city of Malton before the quarantine lifts. There are to be squirrels as far as the eye can see from one end of the city to the other.
The only thing standing in our way are all these pesky humans and their barricades. They patrol the city shooting us in the head and putting up barricades to make it hard for us to get in out of the rain. That's where this group comes in. Together, we will make a difference. The city of Malton shall be a squirrel nest!
Why join us?
In this hectic city where humans are the first to go, there are benefits to being a squirrel:
- We watch after our own
- If you are a new player, experienced players will show you the ropes of the game and help you to gain levels faster than you can alone.
- Where humans will pester one squirrel with headshots, a large group of squirrels will make them think twice. When the humans attack us, we attack back.
- Gain experience faster
- Experienced players soften up tough targets for new players, which helps them level many times faster than they would alone.
- Organized play
- The zombie squirrels bash barricades together while the rabid squirrels open fire at the humans in volleys. It's the most AP-efficient way to fight.
- Leadership opportunities
- Experienced players are encouraged to share their knowledge of the game, so no mistake is ever made twice.
- As you prove yourself to be a true squirrel, you will have opportunities to lead a group of squirrels to victory against the humans.
Membership
To join the war against the humans, follow these three simple steps:
- 1. Add our group name, "Cult of the Squirrel", to the group section of your profile.
- 2. Sign up on our forum.
- 3. Come find us and join the fray.
Get ready because you will find yourself in the thick of the action in no time.
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