FAR Systems Ltd
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Making the impossible bloody stupid™
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We make the world smaller by curling it up at the edges. We also design and build (F)Arcon rockets and Intelli Gent™ (F)Arcon rocket guidance systems which are 100% pre-programmable and remote controllable.
An Artists impression of a FAR Systems Ltd rocket. This is the MkII.
The current version, the MkIII, also has a cat flap.
Our state of the art Offices in Wray Heights are a testament to modern nano technology engineering. Made soley from Molibdonide, the same material we use for our rockets, our buildings have no seams, a bit like that spacehip out of Flight of the Navigator, but a lot less annoying.
Our next launch is going to be from Braham Boulevard School but unfortunately due to the current Zombie threat will be postponed until further notice.