Hardstaff Bank

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Hardstaff Bank
--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:06, 17 March 2023 (UTC)
Hardstaff Bank

West Becktown [17,33]

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Basic Info:

  • All banks were emptied or looted prior to evacuation. Tagging a bank earns 1 XP.
  • Banks are Dark buildings.
  • Among the internal descriptions found in Banks:
    • "The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred."
  • Banks can be barricaded normally.
The dizzying height and granduer of the Hardstaff bank brings a tear to the eye and a stirring in the shorts.

Hardstaff Bank



Long before the colonisation of the greater Malton area, three men knew that one day the exchanging and safe keeping of monies would be a much needed commodity for the place. Basing their business out of a log cabin, the men used long, hard staffs to push money and money like products across the table to each other for counting. All three of the men were also overblown homosexuals and when their bank met closing hours, they would indulge in various, then considered heathen activities including but not exclusive to sodomy with their own long hard staffs. Hence Hardstaff Bank came into occurrence.

After decades of family work and corporate selling and buying, the bank remains a prominent if not somewhat strict branch of the Malton Bank. The sodomite parties came to an abrupt end when the Piegsa Place Police Department and Curle Street Police Department set up nearby, but the warehouses and factories in the area still house a number of suspicious parties and gatherings of young men concerned with the safety of each other in this zombie apocalypse state of affairs.

1xp can be earned spray painting the place with the tagging skill. Nothing of interest can be found inside the old grey building's empty vaults, though it's been said the place is warm, dry and good for a quick snuggle.

Barricade Policy

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