Josephine General Hospital (Miltown)

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Josephine General Hospital
Last update Sept 2020
BoogieDinosaur (talk) 21:41, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
Josephine General Hospital

Miltown [96,96]

the Fliney Building the Balle Monument carpark
Whitefield Way Josephine General Hospital the Bodd Museum
Dollery Lane carpark the Barns Motel

Basic Info:

  • Excellent place to find first aid kits. Zombies frequently check inside.
  • Portable Generators have a use other than powering the lights and increasing search probability in hospitals. Players with the Surgery Skill can heal for 15 HP if the Hospital has a fueled up Generator.
  • Hospitals can be barricaded normally.
  • Among the internal descriptions found in Hospitals:
    • "...its wards and corridors blackened with the soot of a recent fire"
    • "...its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape."
    • " of the city's psychiatric hospitals."
    • "...dark corridors leading through abandoned wards."
    • "...its emergency room in disarray."
    • "...its lobby covered with quarantine posters."
    • "...a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. "
    • "The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes."
    • "It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry."
    • "...a derelict hospital that was closed down years ago."

Malton Hospitals

Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
This hospital is currently not registered with MHG. If you want to run it, go ahead, but please register.

Josephine General Hospital

Josephine General Hospital is one of three hospitals in the suburb of Miltown. The hospital is a large grey building with dark gothic features located near the busy centre of Miltown.

Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
This hospital has been registered on the Malton Hospitals Group database, and can be guaranteed to have a doctor present.


Named after the campaigner Josephine Balle this hospital was one of the most successful in Malton. It had a world famous pathology department and had a important link with The Fliney Building University Hospital, and the Necro Tech Corporation. It was this link which ultimately destroyed the hospital. Once the scandal which hit the University was out in the public arena the part the hospital played in the experiments was also uncovered and the reputation of the Hospital was damaged forever.

The doors to Josephine General Hospital closed two weeks before the outbreak.


It was here that the mysteriously named voteollie, of The Coalition, can been seen regularly canvassing the local population trying get as many votes as possible so he can win the Miltown elections and finally beat his long time nemesis Mr. P.Ulsar. Unfortunately the elections have been called off till the outbreak has been contained and Mr. P.Ulsar has long since died....and came back...and died etc etc.