Kersley Mansion/News Archive

2010

April 19, 2010 - Once again ruined by the Department of Homeland Security and local ferals. -- Papa Jadkor ^{(RRF) (MotA) (MT11)} 12:06, 19 April 2010 (BST)

2009

24 June 2009 Mansion partially ruined, with only the SW and NE corners intact. Less than 10 zombies within the mansion, with a small force of survivors trying to retake the building. --Rowanlane 13:18, 24 June 2009 (GMT)

2008

6 May 2008 Zombies try to get in but are stoped, Me Dr. Sinclair currently inhabites the building and has a steady flow of patients. We will not fall again.--Dr. Sinclair 19:32, 6 May 2008 (BST)

22 February 2008 Zombies keep trying to get in, but they just keep receiving a healthy dose of face smash! Balls To The Whalls! TZH and the ATO have this shit on lockdown! Whalberg Wills It! --Duke cage 16:03, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

2007

7 January, 2007 New official HQ for MRSA. We'll maintain it for everyone!

Scratch that. Due to some recent complaints MRSA is leaving.

5 January, 2007 An outpost for MRSA and haven for all non-pker mankind. Possibly new HQ. Considering it's abandoned.

It is not abandoned, it is the HQ for Team Zombie Hardcore and the Allied Travellers Organisation. DanceDanceRevolution 02:20, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

12 December, 2007 Totally ruined by the RRF DoHS and the ferals of Stanbury Village. ----Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||21:10, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

5th December, 2007 The Allied Travellers Organisation have decided to make Kersley their loving home from today onwards and are taking the responsibility to help it and Stanbury Village when threats appear. DanceDanceRevolution 08:59, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

24 June, 2007 Team Zombie Hardcore/Bravo Squad is heading to Stanbury to rock some zed face and chill at the mansion. We come as friends. We should be there within a couple days. --Duke cage 22:01, 24 June 2007 (BST)

19 June, 2007 10 zeds have broken in and killed all but a few. We could use some help bring back the living and fixing this place.--Foxxx222 01:45, 20 June 2007 (BST)

14 June, 2007 Kersley is all powered up and in human hands. with amounts of surviors inside and only 0-2 zombies outside, Kersley mansion is safe.

13 April, 2007 Kersley is in human hands. Zeds break in everyday.

5 April, 2007 4 zombies inside the mansion, the 101st is trying to retake it.

13 March, 2007 All 4 corners of the Mansion are ransacked by Mall Tour '07 loyalists.

March 8th, 2007 - The Drama Club staged a performance of "Apocalypse Now" as part of their Outward Spiral Tour of Malton. The group plans to travel in a counter-clockwise expanding spiral around the suburbs of Malton with one show in each suburb. Today they performed for 1 survivor in the NW corner and 12 in the NE corner as part of this tour.

3 February, 2007 101st Airborne Unit makes Kersley their headquarters.

5 January, 2007 The Mansion will soon be cleaned. About 6 zombies remain.

3 January, 2007A group of survivors, COG, have taken the mansion as thier stronghold.

2006

5 June, 2006 No humans staying inside the mansion. One zombie constantly maintaining the tourism attractions from inside.

1 June, 2006 No humans inside Kersley Mansion. Cleaned out by RRF pioneers and Stanbury Village zombies.

30 May, 2006 The Mansion seems to be haunted by a banana-fixated zambah. It is believed this zombie has been hired by Sonny to act as his butler in the Mansion. It is running around outside shouting things in the ancient dialect of zombese.

28 April, 2006 Kersley Mansion was recently purchased by RRF member Sonny Corleone as a house for when he returns from Excursion.

21 April, 2006 The status of Kersley Mansion is unknown, but it is presumably unsafe along with the rest of the suburb.