Lexicon:Erotic sleep patterns

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Sleeping in Malton is a commonplace occurrence, and because of the high energy exertion it takes to survive in the city, many people spend more time sleeping than being active.

However, even when sleeping, survivors can still experience odd, uncommon, and downright bizarre happenings. Molestations are none-too-rare in the perverted city of Malton.

"I was just sleeping after barricading my safehouse!" one survivor, Terry E. Victim, reported to his friends. "I woke up to find this joker with his hand down my pants!"

The walking dead have been known to cop a feel to those who are unlucky or foolish enough to sleep outside. Such violations done under the moonlight are known to all as Street Treats.

Victims have become known to try and try several attempts to escape the city. Most are shot on sight by the military. It is unknown how many, if at all, any survivors escape the quarantine to leave the hot, sleazy streets of Malton.

--DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 09:43, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Citations: Street Treats --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 05:34, 31 October 2009 (UTC)