Merchandise suggestions

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What sort of Merchandise should Kevan Sell? Let's collect some ideas here to help him out. Then vote on the good ideas and the bad ideas, similar to suggestions. Better merchandise leads to better support by Kevan, and also is a thank you for his hard work.

An Example:

  • Slogan: Got Mrh?
  • Slogan: First-Aid Kit [Self]
  • Image: A screen shot from some special game event.

Ideas not welcome:

  • Copyrighted images or other trademark infringement
  • Offensive material

Suggestions

Sign your posts, it helps the world if you do. --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Feel free to add comment of likes and dislikes to the slogans and ideas. -- Andrew McM W! 21:03, 3 March 2006 (GMT)

Meta-comment about T-Shirts

After deciding on some great shirt slogans, is there (will there be) any consensus about backprinting on the shirt? (For example, I'd prefer a "Mrh?" fronted shirt to have the large UD Logo on the back.)

1. (front-only) Slogan
2. (front-only) Slogan and small Urban Dead Logo
3. (front) Slogan (back) additional related stuff
4. (front) Slogan (back) Urban Dead Logo
5. (front) Urban Dead Logo (back) Slogan

Feel free to comment or vote on which of these styles is most wearable. --Tycho44 17:12, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Shirts

Slogan: 'The Lord's Prayer' in Zamgrh (see Barhah Gab).
 Followed by the text: -Luke 11:2-4. --Dstemmer 03:44, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Image: A radio, something along the lines of the Grunding G-1000A or similar, with a speech bubble coming out of the speaker.
Speech bubble text: "And the weather in Malton is mostly cloudy, with a 100% chance of zombies."

Back: "Try a Zomburger." Front: Image:McZeds

  1. Keep --John Taggart 00:54, 27 June 2006 (BST)

Front: A zombie and a human in a bed. The zombie is smoking a cigarette and the human is gripping the covers wide-eyed. Back: What happens in Malton, stays in Malton. Hamster Ninja

Image: A grinning zombie head sticking through a hole in some barricades, hands gripping either side of the barricade. Caption: ZARBRAHZ!

  1. Keep. with a minor edit tho. "A gray zombie head sticking through a hole in some barricades, hands gripping either side of the barricade. Caption: ZARBRAHZ!" --Rotticus 15:03, 7 Mar 2006 (GMT)

Image:a zombie with a shot on the head, slogan: he takes a headshot and dies -random guy

Image: Fire Axe with blood dripping from the blade and a zombie hand a few inches from the blade, Slogan: "Fire Axe Never Leave Malton Without it."--User:Joey Donuts

Image: Caiger Mall Survivors logo, caption: Caiger Mall Survivors: We've got your "barhah" right here! (ideally two lines, centered beneath logo). Optional: Character name on the back.

  1. Keep The "we've got your barhah right here" sold me--grassman 02:03, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

Image: Figurative text on 40% angle, "Stanstock 2005".--cratuki 24 February 2006

  1. No comment yet.

Slogan: "A non-descript survivor".--Inthehead 11:32, 22 February 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep. This, I very much like. It's a bit like the "zombie food" shirt that ZeStuff do, but more "in".--Quilan 00:02, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Saving the world one Head-shot at a time." --Mr NoName 20:42, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Kill. Could be considered offensive. Norcross 17:03, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Caiger Mall Survivor"

  1. Keep. I'd buy this. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep Sounds like a good idea, --Lord Evans 21:13, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. Keep I would buy this. --Agent 24601 15:03, 20 February 2006 (GMT)

"Shopped Till They Dropped...Dead. - Caiger Mall."

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Necrotech Labs - Raising the Standead."

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep Good UD player only joke --Lord Evans 21:13, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. Keep. Obscure enough to be funny. An interesting in-joke. --Devin Wright 13:03, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Malton Iditarod '06 - Running for Our Lives."

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Screenshot from Caiger 2 - "Fear the Fire Axe."

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"Barricades Up!"

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Kill. I would just think you supported the French Revolution. Norcross 17:03, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Here injection marks mean you don't want to know what you've just eaten as someone may want it back." --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. What? --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Kill. WTF? Norcross 17:03, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Most people die once, here you die until you aren't around to stand up again." --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "And I said 'Malton dosn't have the same views as Paris', but she was adament to save the cash" --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "It isn't paranoia if they realy are out to get you,' 'So no one is paranoid here are they?' 'No.' " --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Some dramas leave not a dry eye in the house, in Malton it doesn't leave a clean pair of pants in the city" --Mr NoName 15:34, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"Revenge on the Necrophiliacs" Now playing in Malton! --Mr NoName 15:34, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "Reach for the stars, the botox makes them taste better." followed by the urban dead hand. --Mr NoName 15:36, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: BARHAH!.Above it would be five or more undead hands with closed fists.--Canuhearmenow 01:58, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Slogan: McZeds, over 1 million served. Followed by a McZeds picture.--Canuhearmenow 02:00, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Baseball ringer RRF shirt. Front: Some sort of baseball-esque RRF logo. Back: "Barhah" where the name should be, with a grinning zombie head in place of the number. The UD logo can appear on the sleeve somewhere. I've seen things like this "We Make Dead Things Deader" --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. No opinion. Cafepress can't do sleeve prints, though. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Polo-style shirt - "Malton Turf Maintenance Service - Keeping the Dead Buried."

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Dark green tee - white font: "You smash at the generator. It breaks beyond repair." Urban Dead logo on back. - RosutoEnzeru 21:59, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

How about a black tee with white text "Zombie Translater: Harman Hambargars! Banana!" and under it a cartoony piture of a zombie bitting a mans arm off saying "Hello, my name is John, nice to meet you!" --Otacon 04:42, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep. Yet another Kinda UD only joke, Good --Lord Evans 21:13, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "You shoot a zombie for 10 points of damage, they take head shot and die." --Mr NoName 20:42, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "I survived Caigar Mall!" --TD

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep This shirt is good, Might get some people to join UD --Lord Evans 21:13, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "I survived Caigar Mall and all I got was this lowsy shirt!" --Mr NoName 15:34, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. kill.--Vista 22:57, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. Keep. Come on - this is classic! (Fix the spelling, though) Norcross 17:03, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  4. Keep. I'd think something like "I survived Caiger and all I scrounged was this lousy t-shirt! Wulfenbach 17:26, 17 Feb 2006 (MST)
  5. KEEP. i would wear this shirt the day it came in the mail and only me and my UD friends would get it User:Joey Donuts
  6. Added! Was planning on having it as "I looted Caiger Mall", so have done that and this and a few others. They look a bit dark and unreadable in thumbnails, but should be okay full-size. --Kevan 23:24, 16 March 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: Infected specimen # 356 --Mr NoName 15:34, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"For Cager!" Picture of a zombie thumbs-up. --TD

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

How about a "Mall Tour '06" tour t-shirt, with names and dates of mall seiges, like a concert T-shirt?

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. keep.--Vista 22:47, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. Keep.--Terror Tubby 15:29, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  4. Keep. Norcross 17:03, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  5. Keep.--Distance 19:40, 18 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  6. Keep. --Tycho44 03:42, 8 March 2006 (GMT)

"Out of Action Points" shirt for coffee lovers who know where their AP comes from. See example --John Ember 17:07, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep Why not an action point's Coffee cup too? Like the one in your example? --Lord Evans 21:13, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
    Re - Good idea! I'll try to mock that up. --John Ember 01:51, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep I'd love to see a clear coffee cup with a 50 AP mark at the top and a 0 AP mark at the bottom. Wulfenbach 17:29, 17 Feb 2006 (MST)


Slogan: "You smash at the barricade.

You smash at the barricade.

You smash at the barricade.

You smash at the barricade.

You smash at the barricade. It creaks."

--WibbleBRAINS 23:50, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. "BARHAH!" --Jorm 09:31, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)


Slogan: "BARHAH!" if Jorm meant it as a proposal instead of a vote--Vista 22:57, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Slogan: "M.P.D - Policing the undead with lethal force" Similar to US style PD shirts --Mocker 00:28, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)


i have an idea. have a t-shirt that says "I survived Mall Tour 06" on the back and on the front have a picture that looks like the shirts all ripped and has blood on it. (maybe with some guts hanging out) sorry if it sounds stupid---Andrew Scanlon


A group of zombies outside a building, barricades lying in pieces. One of them is pointing inwards to the rest of them and saying, "Mmmm...grab a harman hambargar, gang!" on the front, UD logo in black letters on the back. --Whipstitch


How about a shirt the letters MPD and under it Malton Police Dept. same with fire Dept, it'd be simple and subtle. That way I could wear it when my wife is out with me and avoid the "I don't want everyone to know I married a nerd" look. --- Monk

'Stop Zombie on Zombie Crime' (front) and UD logo on back --Capamonkeyboy 17:37, 4 March 2006 (GMT)

"You search and find a T-shirt" - The Adept 08:29, 6 March 2006 (GMT)

Mugs

"A cup of joe, and some heads to blow... Off that is."--Mr NoName 20:42, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"Urban Dead Zmobie - Revived by Necrotech Java"

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"Out of Action Points" coffee mug. I don't about you, but it's definitely my AP for the day. See example --John Ember 02:21, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep --Lord Evans 05:05, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep -- Coffee is also my revivification. Before coffee I am a shambling hulk of flesh capable of only stumbling about, speaking slurred, mangled words, after java I am human again. -- Andrew McM 14:10, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. "BARHAH!" --Jorm 09:31, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  4. Keep --Vista 22:41, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT) -- and BARHAH! again for if jorm didn't meant it as a vote --Vista 22:59, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  5. Keep --Terror Tubby 15:29, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  6. Keep I don't even drink coffee, but I might buy one of these. Norcross 17:06, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)

What about some shot glasses? I don't drink coffee, but shots? That's another story. A shot glass that said "headshot" on one side and the logo on the other would be cool. Rantdiva --Rantdiva 02:06, 22 February 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep - Utterly love this. motogrrl 19:40, 1 March 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep - Great idea. As good as the 'Out of Action Points' mug. -- Andrew McM W! 20:45, 3 March 2006 (GMT)

Yeah, a shot glass with the words "These shot always go straight to my head" --Mr NoName 23:25, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill -- simpler is better. motogrrl 19:41, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

BARHAH! if jorm didn't meant it as a vote --Vista 22:59, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Badges

Aim for the head. --Mr NoName 15:34, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep Kinda has a warlike feel to it but, Good idea --Lord Evans 21:16, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  3. Kill. Could be offensive. Norcross 17:08, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Sew On Urban Dead Patches (Same kinds as you see for named of rock bands and so forth, so it can be added to an existing jean jacket, pants or so forth. May be a hot item). --MrAushvitz 15:34, 2 Mar 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill People don't wear jean-jackets anymore.--Blue Command Vic 11:57, 1 September 2006 (BST)

Special Items

A fake Necrotech security pass would be nice, you could write in your own name and put your own pictuer in.

  1. Keep. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep. Sounds cool. --Devin Wright 13:01, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Urban Dead Black Mourning Armband with phrases like "Survivor" "Zombie" "Civilian" "Military" etc. in print beneath the Urban Dead logo.

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  2. Keep - I'd buy one . . . --John Taggart 05:15, 10 April 2006 (BST)

Water on tatoos for bite marks, for bulit holes, and ax marks. --Mr NoName 00:37, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Kill. --Mysteron 07:40, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

A malton newspaper would be nice. --Poodge 01:54, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

A trenchcoat with a small urbandead logo. It might be popular with a certain segment of the game. --Vista 22:40, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  1. Keep - Mmm, trenchcoats . . . . --John Taggart 05:15, 10 April 2006 (BST)

Take the Dunell Hills Police Department logo and put it on a hat. It looks real enough to be a police cap, and would be bought by most of the DHPD (view the image yourself (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DHPD) --Agent 24601 15:29, 20 February 2006 (GMT)

A black oval "Mrh?" sticker would be nice. Cafepress already has the pattern, put it on the oval sticker. Case stickers are good. --Peter Wolfe 15:35, 20 February 2006 (GMT)


As seen on www.ebay.co.uk (Item # 5671140102) you can find pens in the shape of syringes. I would suggest these, with the green colouring (as can be seen on http://www.dtm15.com/products/Syringe_pens.jpg). They could have the Urban Dead logo on one side of the pen and then 'MK I' or MK II' revivification syringe on the other. Sounds good to me! - Shaft121 21:51, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

Arff! *pant pant pant* Arff, arff! Hem, hem. I apoligies for my out berst, but that is the best suggestion that has ever been an a wiki, and shoud be keept forever and cherished by all who make sugestions, and by the way, I'll buy the entier stock at $2 a pen to sell at $5 a pen to anyone willing! *Gasp* And I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like the idea a whole lot! --Mr NoName 00:00, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

Image Suggestions

Put your image ideas here, if an artist wants to make some options and upload them...
  • A picture of the back of a zombie's head with a Necrotech device attached to it, showing no readings. Maybe text below saying 'Yup, his brain is rotted.'--GoNINzo 16:33, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  • A shirt where the front is barricades and the back is a guy trapped outside? --Lord Evans 05:08, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  1. Keep! (Any artists?) --Tycho44 22:04, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)

A more subtle approach

Generally speaking, I'd like to see more variety in the content of the merchandise rather than variety in the types of garments. I know I am not alone when I say that I am reprehensive of wearing a piece of clothing that screams "I play computer games" at everyone when a much more clever, subtle and exclusive (to the UD crowd) garment could be made available. Check out www.jinx.com for some great ideas --Hilamonsta 06:42, 7 Feb 2006 (GMT)

It's actually a little difficult because cafepress only allows certain variations. We can do whatever we want in certain ares, but not all over. --GoNINzo 16:30, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

My suggestion: Front: "City of Malton Waste Disposal" with mild blood spatters similar to the "You've Got Red on You" T-Shirt. I imagine this would be popular, given its suggestivity of zombies being such waste although I'm sure City of Malton Fire Department would be great as well or perhaps City of Malton Emergency Services. Back: a very small UD logo on upper-back area.

This could be very effective on trucker/baseball hats as well, if only "City of Malton" and the blood were used due to space restrictions. --Hilamonsta 06:42, 7 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I would definitely buy a Malton City Necrotech Science Corps shirt.--Poodge 23:28, 7 Feb 2006 (GMT)

A mall employment shirt. Something like 

        "Malton's malls.
Keep them tidy and free of disease!"


A design as opposed to a Slogan

I would be more likely to buy a shirt with a picture of a zombie eating someone, or stylistic picture of A zombie survivor battle. I would much rather buy a t-shirt with a picture and no words. Rather than just words. --Poodge 01:58, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  • You can upload images into the wiki. If you make an image of something, you can upload it. Or you can enter something in the 'image suggestion' area I just made. --GoNINzo 16:23, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
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