Quartly Lecture Group nine

Feb 23rd - Birth of the No Cades Policy

Flickman666 said "I do belive that it was me who revived Shadowan at turpin. That was a little while ago though. *Checks his wrist only to realize he doesn't have one.*"
Flickman666 said "I meant a watch. ha ha i'm stupid today!"
xryanx1 said "Try to keep this place barricaded at VS guys, if you see it high, tear it down a bit."
sarah tonin said "Thanks for keeping the barricades down, i've invited Mr Flanders (431580) to pay a visit, he's sleeping outside. Honestly the one or two zed that swing by regularly to taste my neck are kinda growing on me, i'd put my vote in for a 'no cades' experiment."
sarah tonin said "Any thoughts?"
sarah tonin said "Seriously. Even if every zombies in the entire burb desperately wanted to kill us, which 'Bnhnr' tells me is far from true, the 3 to 5 present couldn't nearly kill all of us."
sarah tonin said "We could stand straight up, come inside, and practice our dance steps or Q' for a while till a humble reviver woke up to bring us back." (3 hours and 51 minutes ago) sarah tonin said "i alone am sitting on 14 needles, which could keep the entire building revived for days alone. The only zombies consistently in the area are rotters that want in anyway."
sarah tonin said "i say give it a shot, if it fails it fails and we all share some FAKs over a nice cup of tea."
xryanx1 said "I think it may be...interesting to remove all barricades for a while. Our biggest difficulty would probably be keeping them down, as people tend to just walk in and repair cades. I would like some time to stock up first, though."
sarah tonin said "True, true... i'm sure once the groan got out it'll probably get real scary also."
sarah tonin said "Just an idea, it would be interesting to see how far we could take this sort of 'safe haven for the literate idea'."
sarah tonin said "Where's pink unicorns when you need him?"
snotmonster the zombie said "Ah mah gah!!! Harmanz!"
Crazy guy1234 broadcast "hello anyone out there" from here, on 28.91 MHz.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Mz.Tonin has a very good point. It would take a horde of zombies twenty deep to vacate the library. Sure, snotmonster (id=285889) here has attacked us before, but I'm gonna leave him be... let's see if the locals can respect our wishes, or if they are "
snotmonster the zombie said "Grah"
snotmonster the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "tired of the support of the literate minded. Honestly, Dr.Lancelot, why is your organization so opposed to our roleplaying ? Really, we fought alongside eachother to make this area supersafe, and now the Roftwoodies attack us... it makes me weep."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh hello SnotMonster, can you speak in Zombese ? **offers the zombie a jerky chew**"
26.17 MHz: "To any research scientists listening, or heck ..."
26.17 MHz: "any mad scientists ... would you please"
26.17 MHz: "pretty please develop a flamethrower we can all use?"
Darmoth said "Sarah - I'm all for it. No time like the present to turn theory in practice, as my old physics teacher always used to say. Then he tried to eat me. Those were the times ..."
Darmoth broadcast "You've got the wrong channel, sir. For flamethrowers, you" from here, on 26.17 MHz.
Darmoth broadcast "to inquire with the brotherhood of the great and mysterious" from here, on 26.17 MHz.
Darmoth broadcast "Kevanese Church." from here, on 26.17 MHz.
Dwayne Wade Davis the zombie killed Charles Darwin.
Shadowan killed a zombie.
Shadowan said "I'm back (thanks Flick). Killed and dumped that naughty snotmonster. Rebarricaded too, but now I'm out of AP. A few people are infected. Sorry I can't heal you right now. *slumps in the corner, snoring*"
ignoti said "I think the no-cades idea is pretty interesting. I hear there's a new Mall-Horde heading this way though... which might change people's minds about the idea."
Marte the Moocher said "Have anyone seen Moby Dick? I think I saw it here last week."
Marte the Moocher said "Good to see you all. What's up SweetIrony? *gives her a hug*"
Marte the Moocher said "And you, of corse, MTD"
Gore Girl said "I'm off on an ammo run. Anyone want anything from the mall? Britney Spears cd? Stretchy pants?"
Gore Girl said "Zom-B-Gon™ repellant? I'll be picking some up for myself. I pay apply it liberally to Sir Fred, Ms Tonin and Shadowan."
Gore Girl said "Looks like the cades could use an application of it as well."
Niruida Kyoujin said "Wow. That was an awfully idiotic rant on the radio. Perhaps people should get an IQ test before being allowed to touch transmitters."
Shadowan said "Is Mr. Davis a friendly zombie? You can stay so long as you don't hurt anyone..."
max b said "he dont look good"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
GrumbleCake the zombie destroyed the generator.
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at Sir Fred of Etruria.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Han rrh rrh rrrh rn rnrarrn, rrh rrh. Rh ha brrn man rarh rnrh rmrrnrh ha ara arrahrh mrh rh hra grnrnrh rh ha rrh."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rh man rarh harh rrh aa rn hrh mahrrrh. Rh harh rrmrmbrrh hrh rh rrh rh brh. Rh rnn hrh hrng an hangrh hrn rrh rn hra arnrrn rh rh. Rh hra hamrh rmrrmrh an rh rh rrh, rh rrha rrh rh hra nrgh rrrh rh."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrh hra ha rrrh rrra mrhanra rrrh arrh nrh rngrrh arrbrh rh mrh rrrh mrh ma. Rh rn rrmrmbrrh hrh hra hrn rh rrh rrrarh hra rarrh rrh hrh rnrh hrarh. Nrh rh rrrng hra rh marh mrh ma rh ragrh!"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at the radio.
Senor Misterioso the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrh rh harh rh rrrh mrh rrh ha. Rm ararh ha rrn hrrgh m mrn ma rh mrh grh ba rh hrh hra rh brrng arm an rn, rnrnrh rarng rrh ra rrrrrn rh rrrarh mrh. Rh brrn m rnrrh rra. Rmrrmrh rh rrrh hra rnrnrrm rh brh rh"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrh rrh rh an brh. Hrrrh rh am amrng m brrhrrh an rrrh rh rah. Rh rh rrrrh rh brrmrh hrh hra? Na..Man rh rh rrrh rrm rh rrrmanrh rh rrh rrh arrh nrh. Rh rah harh rrrh amrrrh rh rn arrh."
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at itself.
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrh rh m amrh. Rmrrmrh rh rnrrh hrh rh rrrh brrrh rh rn hrh rn. Rh ma rrm mrnrh brh rrrh rmrrh rrrmrnarrn rh hra brn ha rh rrra rnbrraabrh. Rh rnrrh rmrrmrh rh rrh hrh hra brn rh ha rn?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at xryanx1.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrn hrrgh rh ma brh ra, rh rrmrmbrrh hrng. Rn hra, rh rrm rh rrmrmbrrh mrrrh an mrrrh rrrh hra."
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at the survivors.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrrrh amrh? Amrh.....rh rn rrmrmbrrh rh rh ha hra amrh brrrrh hra rh hrh."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said ".......rrha rnrh hra hrh rh rn."
Todd Evers killed a zombie.
Flickman666 said "I have no idea what senior Misterioso was saying. My Zombese is a little rusty"
Flickman666 said "Ok Cap'n Kirk my nerdy trekkie is coming out of me but Cap'n Kirk never commanded the 1701-C. It was Rachel Garret who was the Captin."
Randomdead said "Oh these zombies, whats not to love about them."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "M rrh brrrrh..ha hrh rrrh mrrh....m rrh brrrrh. Rn rrh hra hra hrrh?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrh rh rrnrh. Hrh annrh brh rrrh hrmrh. Hrh rh annrh brh rrrh hrmrh! H rh rrh rnrh rn arng hrrrh?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrh bab hrn rrh rh rrrh arh rh mrmrnarh. Rrh hrrh rrrh arh brhrn hrrh arh rn hbrrh mrmrn, grrh mrh rrrh mrmrmrn."
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
elgala said "ouch. im not food damnit!"
elgala killed a zombie.
elgala said "I hope you dont mind about me clearing grumblecake, I dont like being bitten."
Jarper said "Welcome back, Senor Misterioso.. Thank you for behaving yourself."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "....mrh"
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ah mah hahg... Ahm bahg."
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured at itself.
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Nah zmazh mah, ahm gagh zambah."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "HA?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Brh arrh m brrhrrh...hrrh rnrh ma brh rrrng rh"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Charles Darwin said "Thanks xryanx! *tips his hat to you*"
Charles Darwin said "Senor Misterioso is on my bad zed list, has he been biting anyone or destroying anything?"
xryanx1 said "He's on mine as well. He bit me once since he got in, but he seems to have conversed shortly with our fellows. He may simply have been angered that I killed him outside the other day."
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the north.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "When I noticed that Senor Misterioso(id=85018) was much older than the usual zed, I invited him in for peaceful discussions, I'm not familiar with his dialect..."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
YendorMej the zombie dragged Hadrada out into the street.
Gore Corper said "thanks dr lancelot for the info on protomorph. i head shotted him"
Gore Corper said "not sure if i should kill the zombies or not... but i barricaded."
Sir Fred of Etruria "Welcome back Tucker(id=434531), you talented zombie-librarian... no wait, zombarian. Or do you think people would mistake that for zombie barbarian ? Well, anyhoo... I don't recognize the third zombie, but I welcome you anyway... do you guys feel like "
YendorMej the zombie gestured at the barricades.
Sir Fred of Etruria "dragging people into the street ? Ack..."
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrh.... Bannana gangbang?" (yesterday) You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (yesterday) Sir Fred of Etruria "Damnit YendorMej(id=303579) what's that all about ? Why you gotta be like that ? I invited these fine people for a discussion and you drag them outside..."
Sir Fred of Etruria "VSB++ for the newbs"
xryanx1 said "No banana gangbang, please."
MrFredSmith said "Are these invited zombies, or problems?"
Jarper said "YendorMej(id=303579) is the only one causing trouble, I believe."
YendorMej the zombie said "BRAH"
YendorMej the zombie said "Hmmm."
YendorMej the zombie said "-....-..-...-.."
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
JoeBu said "What, no cocktail weenies? I'm outta here!"

Somebody has spraypainted No Kill Zone, VSB++ ♥ QSG onto a wall.
There are five zombies here. You recognise Tucker1Mark , Senor Misterioso and YendorMej amongst them.

Sir Fred of Etruria said "My fine guests, literates, and zombies... you are the only five zombies standing in Roftwood... "
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Maybe people have finally accepted the fact, knowledge benefits everyone from the student to the teachers."
Trushalo said "Quite the crowd of zombies tonight, and I only recognize two of you."
Trushalo said "By the way, does anyone know anything about the effects of the zombie plague, for lack of a better word, on insect ecology?"
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ah gah ahz zrah z!rh gragh ah ahgrahrh!hra."
Trushalo said "I've made a few discoveries from my experiments, but they keep getting torn down by fanatics."
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Mah aah ahbrahrh!an! Ah ahm ghanna gahnz!"
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured to the north-east. ...and again.
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured to the north-west. ...and again.
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured to the north-east. ...and again.
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured to the north-west. ...and again.
Trushalo said "On the other hand, zombie psychological research is fascinating, a need to dance. Thank you for sharing that sir."
Gore Corper said "Such cute little zombies :P gives them all a sticker."
sarah tonin said "Well well, bringing the cades down sure made the last 18 hours an interesting one... i think it was a good idea, thanks to everyone that helped."
sarah tonin said "Harah Mr Anh Marg. N!gha. b.ah za.a. h!ahah."
sarah tonin said "Arh h!ahah h.amar!ar h.!b.h ahahr na.h. zambah h.r!a.nbz?"
sarah tonin said "For everyone lacking the profiles, tonight we have multiple undead friends in our halls. Along with our beloved Tucker (434531) we have Senor Misterioso (85018), YendorMej (303579, and Chacarrillo (671332),..."
sarah tonin said "i can't quite see who's hiding in the back though..."
sarah tonin said "According to a recent necro-scan and the ratio of zed in the library vs. zed outside, we have a zombie literacy rate of 45 percent in Roftwood!"
sarah tonin said "5/11"

Feb 24th

jjh the zombie destroyed the generator.
xryanx1 said "We can't keep violent zombies out for long, but at least we can make them waste a bit more time getting up."
xryanx1 killed a zombie.
Rodwy said "Bad, Chacarrillo, you bit me earlier."
LuruPaska killed a zombie.
Ironman70 said "sorry Chacarrillo (671332) but you bit me and that just isn't cool"
bagbob pat killed a zombie.
bagbob pat said "Are you diots trying to die?! Kills the Zs and get them out of here!"
Charles Darwin said "But bagbob, can't you read the writing on the wall? These zeds are our friends!"
bagbob pat said "There ain't no such thing,"
Charles Darwin said "They are the intellegent zeds, they are here to speak about their unusual existance!"
bagbob pat said "All zeds think abotu oen thing. Eating brains. They do not care about brains. They jsut want to eat them"
bagbob pat said "Fuck typing speed."
Tarin the Terrible said "Alright. I've been lurking in the shadows listening for weeks now and I gotta say, I'm freaking bored of it. So let me introduce myself. The names Tarin, and I'm pleased to know you all. Let me just say that I'm a good friend of Larz the Bastard."
Tarin the Terrible said "He asked me to hang around here and take some notes for him. I wanna say that I like the idea of kepping the cades down. we should try it for a longer period of time. I'll do my part to keep the library safe. Shit, long as I'm around I might as well."
Tarin the Terrible said "But anyways, I really enjoyed the lecture on Pking, and I'm lookking forward to the next one. Is anything scheduled?"
asshole doctor said "hello back from the stink of hanging with the rangers"
Niruida Kyoujin said "Man, I've just stocked up on ammunition, and I've got so many bullets and not enough weapons to put them in. Anyway, a good night to you all, I'm beat."
Richy Firefighter killed a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Tarin, I am so pleased to finally meet you. **shakes your hand** We can try to find a qualified PKer to discuss things with, but the nature of lectures is that our guests are usually in danger. Right now we are trying to schedule a couple zed guests, but "
Sir Fred of Etruria said "we can reach out to some humans of those tendencies you were discussing. Although, since we have Randomdead... Um, Mr.Dead, in the beginning were there flak-vests and did people get full, as opposed to half, experience for ZKing and/or PKing ?"
Tarin the Terrible said "Bollox!"
Tarin the Terrible said "That was not directed at you Sir Fred, just my frustration at my lack of AP. Goodnight all."
NicNac killed a zombie.
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north.
You attack asshole doctor for 2 damage. They drop to 58 HP.
Girolimo killed a zombie.
A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 7 blocks to the north.
asshole doctor attacked you for 4 damage.
asshole doctor said "opps i as cleaning my firearm."
asshole doctor attacked you for 4 damage.
asshole doctor said "that one I ment to do."
asshole doctor healed you for 10 HP.
asshole doctor said "hey this is easy xp. shot your friends than heal them. win win."
Vanderghast said "Re-graffitied. Feel free to change it if it no longer reflects the current experiment,."
Darmoth said "Saw the graffiti, and ... uh, well I removed th' last o' the barricades ... but are ye sure this is sound ?"
Gore Girl said "Wow, so we're really doing the no cades thing? Glad I stocked up on Zom-B-Gone™ at the drugstore! *sprays Sir Fred and Shadowan liberally*"
Gore Girl said "Maybe I should spray the children's section as well? Those lower-level books like Frog and Toad are Friends tend to be the worse for wear after a rotter visit."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Ben McLeland the zombie killed Lockand1oad.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
IyandaCloud said "So um... we don't kill here?"
Charles Darwin said "Ok, the cades are back down. I guess non-readers will keep raising them. Remember folks, don't kill the zeds unless they start eating people. And even then you can politely ask them to stop."
Charles Darwin said "Our current guest is Ben McLeland (id=51360) and he has a damaged cortex. Hopefully he's here for the delightful company and elegant conversation."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Ha ha rnarh rrh!"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at itself.
Ropes McGurk killed a zombie.
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at Gore Girl.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rm rrrh"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rh an rra"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrngrh"
Ropes McGurk said "I must appologize to the librarians for killing the zombie but he killed someone in the library deeming him unfit to be in here."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
008 the zombie said "GANGBANG!"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
ThomasLapensee killed a zombie. ...and another.
Rodwy said "I don't mind the zeds, aslong as they don't go around killing people. But when they start chewing on me I try to give them a freindly reminder."
Rodwy said "We need lights, it's to dark in here to read. Be back ina few ap."
A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the south.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Hrrh hrh!!! Rh hra hrmrngrrh rh hra rarrrh rh rna mrrh hra rrh rnrh rrrh!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Rh rnrrrh mrh rh brh rh hrm-rrh ha rh brh hrrrh"
Jarper said "Thanks much for the first aid earlier, Charles."
Gore Girl said "Hello Zombie Flanders. You look nice and...rotty...this fine day."
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Han rrh rrh hrh rn rmrmrn rarh hra"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at Gore Girl.
NoRmedic said "All right, I got 2 pepperoni, 1 works, 1brains, and a double anchovie. Who the hell ordered double anchovie? We ain't got enough beer for a double anchovie. grumble grumble"
NoRmedic said "We can have beer in the library, can't we? Otherwise somebody else had to go for the sodas. Do the Undead do regular or diet?"
Trushalo said "Wait, food in the library? Isn't that strictly off-limits?"
Trushalo said "Then again, the zombies do it. So it must be alright."
theStreetMime said "thanx"
NoRmedic said "Well, they do have the wine and cheese tastings, and I figure there's cheese on pizza and beer is almost like wine, right?"
NoRmedic said "Tony at the pizzeria said they don't get many orders for pizza with brains."
NoRmedic said "But we both agreed it was probably better than those disgusting Hawaiian pizzas."
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
A flare was fired in this block.
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Rodwy said "Hey I like Hawaiian pizzas."
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Rh rh-rrh-rrrh rh brh ba agarn!!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured down at the ground.

Feb 25th

Darmoth said "Anyone know where Santlerville is ? I'm hearin' stuff 'bout hundreds o' zeds in and around it."
Vanderghast said "Hopefully, an added element of friendly love will benefit us all, and make a few more peopel literate in the proces."
sarah tonin said "Hey Flanders nice to see you made it in!"
sarah tonin said "Once you get over the pile of dead bodies outside, having the doors open is quite nice."
sarah tonin said "i took a stroll down to Turpin Crescent and stuck three, there's still 2 more if anyone would like to lend a hand."
sarah tonin said "i swear, this is just so relaxing. May the next lecture be held outside."
demondim said "O_o"
unluckyaaron killed a zombie.
A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 12 blocks to the north.
A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 11 blocks to the north.
A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the south.
Shadowan said "Darmoth, Santlerville is one suburb East and 3 North. Its true, Dowdney Mall is about to fall. My 'brother' Shadean is currently up there trying to help make that happen, in fact."
Shadowan said "Thanks for the Zom-B-Gone™ Gore Girl. It seems to be working - I wasn't eaten overnight :D"
Shadowan said "Chacarrillo, are you a bad zombie or a good zombie? Good zombies stay for the lectures and don't hurt anyone. Bad zobmies get shot at. Which is it to be? (anyone able to vouch for him?)"
Shadowan said "This call decade thing makes me uneasy. Its a nice idea, but many of our undead friends just see it as a chance for a free lunch..."
Shadowan said "For some reason I said 'call' instead of 'whole'. Odd."
bagbob pat killed a zombie.
Niruida Kyoujin said "I've missed you guys. Was busy, erm.., taking some people to a better place. Quite a thrill, really. Have I missed much?"
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrah ra, harman."
Shadowan killed a zombie.
Melani said "Anyone got a spare fak? One of the buggers bite me whne I was returning the cask of amontillado"
A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south.
Chacarrillo the zombie said "Rrrh abrrh hrh brrh. Rh brh grrh zrmbrrh rrm nrh rn."
YendorMej the zombie gestured at Shadowan.
Vanderghast said "Our neighboring building, the Kirkby one, is ... ahem, home to three zombies. I have no means of identification avaible to me; nevertheless, they're there, if anyone feels for some target pratice."
jjh the zombie destroyed the generator.
jjh the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
jjh the zombie killed Dr Lancelot.
elgala said "well, that was rude"
elgala killed a zombie.
elgala said "*cleans up the mess*"
A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 13 blocks to the north.
demondim said "i realy dont think the cades at nothing ideas gunna work to good"
Randomdead said "Why not? The feral illiterates just break them down anyways. If they mean to kill somebody here, they will do it one way or another."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrrh"
Father Leary said "Once again it is good to be back in your lovely book depository"
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Angrah Zambah zaz, hrrah mah rh!hbrarh!anz!! Hrrah Garh Garh!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Ba agarn, rh rrh hrh rng rh hra hrh rmrh"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured down at the ground.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the survivors.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Han rrh rh mrh rrh hrh hanrh rh mrngrh rh rrh!!!!"
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Mrh?"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
elgala said "ok, which one of you zombies got bitey?"
Rodwy said "Farewell for I'm leaving you guys, I'm heading back to my dear South Blythville soon. I may be back again, as a survivor or just as zed.It's been fun to be here. Bye."
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Angrah Zambah nah harm harmanz, nah grahhn... Mrh?"
One Angry Zed the zombie said "!z harmanz zazzahrh az za garbahz zambah, az zmazh zah zambah"
Rodwy said "Any zambah's need help from a bag man? Or you just want to stay zambahz?"
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Angrah Zambah zaz, mrh?"
Randomdead said "Well I give a big lukewarm welcome to our esteemed zombie friends. My greeting would be warmer if it were not for the cold blood that runs through my veins."
elgala said "im guessing from the mrh?ing that you want a revive. sorry, im not very good at understanding zombie"
elgala revivified a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "Thank you, elgala... sorry if my zambah-speak's a bit rough... been mostly using it to taunt other zambah"
Rodwy said "Hmm Blythvilles still seems to be under zombie control. So I have decided to stay."
Rodwy said "Anyone have a FAK for Angry Zed? I seem to be out at the moment."
Rodwy said "If not I could always run over to the mall."
Rodwy said "Actually I could use some supplies."
Rodwy said "Anyone want anything while I'mout?"
MoreThanDork said "this is a great experiment. i support it 100%."
MoreThanDork said "i'd like to ask Zombie Agent 008 to not cry out 'GANGBANG'. There's no yelling in the library. And biting and clawing is almost equally offensive, so please stop that too, thanks."
MoreThanDork said "i'm just going to ruthlessly murder a few harmanz who call themselves The Fortress and i'll be back in a flash"
One Angry Zed said "thx for the heals on top of the revive, elgala... I see that during my time away, Grumble hasn't departed... or has he just decided to remain on the ground these days?"
YendorMej the zombie said "Marz ga."
YendorMej the zombie said ".--.....- -.----.... --.. --- -- -.......- --.. -. - ----- ----- ---...----...... -.. -...- -- -.....-...--..?"
One Angry Zed said "Morse code? Delightful... let me see if I can find a volume around here to help me understand..."
Rodwy said "Morse code? Ok. Wait are some not broken I'm having hard picking out individual letters at some parts."
YendorMej the zombie said "Hmmm. Zambah.. -.. Nambah. .. -.. -...- -- -.....-...."
YendorMej the zombie said "Graaaah!"
YendorMej the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
YendorMej the zombie said "Nambaz!"
YendorMej the zombie said "Bannana gangbang maarz gaa."
Rodwy said "ID?"
Rodwy said "id Nambah e id = m ??????? thats all i got"
Rodwy said "repeat but fix your breaks"
YendorMej the zombie said ".. -.. -...- -- -.....-...."
YendorMej the zombie said ".. -.. Bra -...- -- -.....-...."
YendorMej the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
Rodwy said "anyone know what -.....-.... means?"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
GrumbleCake the zombie gestured at One Angry Zed.
Gore Girl said "Grumble Cake, it's not polite to point like that. Surely a zombie who spends so much time in the library, as you do, can death rattle with fluency and wit by this point."
GrumbleCake the zombie said "GRAB MANBAGZ?"
GrumbleCake the zombie said "HAR HAR HAR HA"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Gore Girl said "*sighs* okay then Grumble Cake, be that way. And I was all set to loan you my first edition of the delightful Importance of Being Ernest"
Gore Girl killed a zombie.
sarah tonin said "YendorMej, are you are newest member?"
sarah tonin said "i can't believe i recognize all six zed in here! i love this new 'open air' library!"
One Angry Zed said "thanks for the life-saving heals, GG, Rodwy! goodness, no idea why GC decided not only to bite but to point at me... guess I should have spent more time visiting my friend Bunbury before returning"
Girolimo killed a zombie.
MrFredSmith said "008, biting is not cool."
MrFredSmith killed a zombie.
MrFredSmith said "Sorry about that, but zombs that bite need to learn it's not cool in here. Back later, I need more educational tools... by which I mean ammo..."
MrFredSmith said "Right, full up on learning aids again. Thank Dog for malls!"
sarah tonin said "Mr. Smith, thanks for handing out a few bullets to the biters, but could you also help by dropping the cades back down for the literate ones?"
SweetIrony said "Yes indeed, I've been at the cades for a while now and am nearly exhausted. Remember everyone, knives are best for taking down barricades. *pants, swings knife again*"
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
SweetIrony said "Shadowan, your brother in Santlerville should have received a friendly punch from a... friend of mine... earlier. *winks*"
SweetIrony said "NOOOOO TUCKER!!!!!!!! Why Flint, why did you do it?? *cries*"
Flint McDoorknob said "...uhh ..."
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
SweetIrony said "To whomever asked about upcoming speakers: I am pleased to announce that we will soon be hearing a lecture from none other than Xyu, the leader of the Mall Tour! I expect he may be speaking through a friend, but I think it should be quite interesting."
SweetIrony said "I do like the no barricades experiment. One perk to it is, if we get killed we can just come right back in and ask for a revive! I do worry about the number of people in here... if we get a few more, not everyone will be able to hear the lectures!"
One Angry Zed said "demondim, taking a break from Blackmore as well, I see?"

Feb 26th

Charles Darwin said "Hello friends, what's happening in the Library?"
Mr Clown the zombie killed One Angry Zed.
CD Bales killed a zombie.
A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the south.
NicNac killed a zombie.
Flickman666 said "It's too bad we don't get XP for smashing at the cades. This takes alot out of ya."
Jarper said "That's naughty, The dead shall walk. (id=762552)"
Jarper said "We're all friends here."
bagbob pat said "Sir Fred. If your friend was a zombie I do appologize, But you msut understand that zombies do not know anything but murder. They kill for brainz. Unless you revive, shot 'em in the eyes."
bagbob pat revivified a zombie.
demondim said "OMG BLACKMORE!!! i got a friend to revive and an enemy to kill"
sarah tonin said "Speaking of the Blackmore, it's about to fall, 12 to 28 inside the survivors are outnumbered."
sarah tonin said "That's what happens when you attract trenchcoaters instead of literates, as soon as the cades fall, they die."
sarah tonin said "Speaking of cades falling, why are they so high? Q.S.B. is no way to show our appreciation to the zethren of the QSG, not to mention it's getting a bit stuffy in here, so many people and all."
sarah tonin said "Well all my AP later, i knocked the barricades down to lightly, speaking of lights..."
Shadowan said "YendorMej I do apologise for attacking you before - I did not realise you were with the QSG. I had you down on my 'naughty zeds' list for some reason..."
Shadowan said "You can tell your friend my brother says 'Hi' SweetIrony ^_^"
Shadowan said "Finished off the barricades."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Ah gah zmazhz bah ah zambah, an zahn bah harmanz... Mah hazz harrrh...."
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
Gavin Darklighter revivified a zombie. ...and again.
elgala revivified a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "elgala, I seem to be in your debt yet again... would you perhaps take in exchange this first edition of Housman's A Shropshire Lad? Also, zombiet, those were some rather unkind cuts while I was undead..."
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured down at the ground.
elgala said "wow, really? im not much of a poetry reader, blame the education system for that."
Ernie the Awesome the zombie destroyed the generator.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A flare was fired 11 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north.
Trushalo said "Mr. Awesome (id=358653) this is not a proper place to bite. This is a place of literacy, not of infected love-nibbles."
Bob the Angry Zombie healed you for 10 HP.
HarmlessPigeon the zombie gestured at Trushalo.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Randomdead said "Harmlesspigeon id=669797 was nice enought to bite half of the residents here. Cant you read the sign?"
Randomdead said "Well that does it for my FAK's. Gonna have to get some more soon."
A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the south.
Bob the Angry Zombie said "thanks randomdead :)"
Charles Darwin said "Be nice zeds, we invited you in here to get to know you better. No violence please!"
Bob the Angry Zombie revivified a zombie.
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Obviously, Harmless wanted a revive and that's why it kept pecking at us."
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::gleefully tosses the body out the window:::"
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Ok, I'm going on a fak run. Nobody have too much fun without me."
toreador the zombie said "Hammah Harmanz. Zahmbahz gannah habbah baag."
toreador the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
toreador the zombie said "Ah Baag."
A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
max b killed a zombie.
Vanderghast said "Hm ... word on the SSZ network is that a new Mall Tour is in the works, or already on the move, or somesuch. I'll readily admit that reliable secondhand information is only too hard to come by in this ... situation."
toreador the zombie said "BAH BABA BAHM - BAH BAHM - BAH BAHM"
toreador the zombie said "Ghahn zaghz zahz!"
toreador the zombie said "BAH BABA BAHM - BAH BAHM - BAH BAHM"
toreador the zombie said "Ghahn zaghz zahz!"
toreador the zombie said "Mah mah mah mambah hahz mah zah harg"
toreador the zombie said "Marhz mah zah ah mah gahz!"
toreador the zombie said "Gannah zah ah mah gahz"
toreador the zombie said "Ah bra!nz ahn gra!nz ahn banana gang bang"
toreador the zombie said "BAH BABA BAHM - BAH BAHM - BAH BAHM"
toreador the zombie said "Ghahn zaghz zahz!"
toreador the zombie said "BAH BABA BAHM - BAH BAHM - BAH BAHM"
toreador the zombie said "Ghahn zaghz zahz!"
Gore Girl said "Okay, got the cades back down. Grumble Cake, would you help me cart this wood outside? Maybe later we can have a bonfire, roast some marshmallows and sing a few old camp songs."
One Angry Zed said "toreador, delightful singing..."
GrumbleCake the zombie said "Mrh? MANBAGZ AR BANANAZ?!?"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hangrng arrrn hrrrh rh rn rh grh mrh hrh"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rh mrgh hra rh ra rmrh hrman rnra"
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. ...and again.
KeyLimePie killed a zombie.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "RrHrrrh!!!!rm ba bab!!!!"
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
Gore Girl said "There's a kid at Turpin waiting for a revive. Can someone help him? id=787384"
Sir Fred of Etruruia said "Good morning my fine librarians, literates, and laypersons. This 'open-air' policy sure is helping my asthma... Somethng about the ever pervasive barricades, it just stifles things... Don't you think ? **winks at GoreGirl**"
Gore Girl said "There's a kid at Turpin waiting for a revive. Can someone help him? id=787384"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh I saw him, I got his friend... a cute lil' ranger, just level one with 29 exp... "
YendorMej the zombie said "Zrahrah, Grambrgaagz."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Thank you librarian YendorMej(id=303579). I find morse code a very elegant solution to the zombie communication hurdles, but communication via legitimate rattle brings such a flavor to things."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "I am much better at Q zombie... **clears throat** Mah nahm !z Zir H.ra.b. ahh. A.b.rahr!a... Mah ganna r!!b. ahn zah B.ab.!ah... ahn!!ahn hah. ah. ghab.!! ahh. B!mghh.agh ... mah r!gh z!ahnz h.!ghz!ahn."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Bahb. mah am zahmzh!ng ahh. ahn !d!!ahr!sb. "
Sir Fred of Etruria said "B!!ghahz mah h.anb. zah zahmbahz an zah harmanz r!h.!ng !n B.!!z.... nah mahr bangbang...nah mah anga.r... nah mah barr!ghab.z"
Gore Girl said "I hope Ironman doesn't go kill crazy and start putting holes in our undead friends. I'm always suspicious of someone whose name is a crappy metal song. No offense to crappy metal bands or their fans intended."
Ironman70 said "I don't think he will but he is rather shiffty looking..."
Ironman70 said "I must say that I enjoy the no 'cades i'd say it's worth teaching the bite every once in a while... it's good to see a few Zeds that are more interested in learning than eating me. but if you do bite me you may taste a bit o'lead"
Ironman70 said "be back in about a day need so revive sticks"
demondim said "we shouldnt have takena break eh angry zed"
buick61 said "ummm..."
buick61 said "I don't think it'll work"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Gore Girl said "Pink Unicorns is back. Huzzah!"
Gore Girl said "There's a zambah in here who hasn't been properly introduced yet. GrumbleCake, ZombieFlanders, Ernie...is he a friend of yours? If so, care to make an introduction?"

Feb 27th

A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north.
sarah tonin said "Ernie the Awesome 358653, thanks for hanging out but did you really have to GK, seriously how are we supposed to read now?"
sarah tonin said "Raymond Coal 707671, thanks for stopping by, i could be mistaken but i think you're the first Nintendork to stop by."
sarah tonin said "If many more people stop in the next lecture is going to need to be broadcast..." ...and again.
sarah tonin said "** wind rushes through out the Library rustling papers about **"
sarah tonin said "Aaaahhh, do you feel that?, thats"
sarah tonin said "Sorry,... That's the wind of Literacy sweeping this great suburb of ours."
sarah tonin said "Eight inside, doors open, no ones hurt. Sleep well my dear library, sleep well."
The dead shall walk said "sorry I'm attacking you guys, I just need you to kill me so I can be a zombie again."
xryanx1 said "Our fine wind of literacy is once more being suppressed by barricades. Seems it has yet to reach many people."
Randomdead said "Ahh I got some of the cades down. Perhaps someone with more AP is willing to use their crowbars for the betterment of books,"
Flickman666 said "Wow a whole lotta zombies in here. Who is going to be giving the next lecture???"
Jarper said "Gonna bring the cades down a bit more.. No offence to our undead friends, but we need to keep this building aired out."
sarah tonin said "i have a strange feeling that our undead friends would have a better time of bringing down the cades than us humanz, or is that not true? Is the 50 percent with the knife even with the 50 percent with claws?"
ignoti said "I just got back from a first-aid run to the mall, and they have some really amazing things there."
ignoti said "I saw an old soviet T34 for sale... I swear that thing was /almost/ bulletproof!"
Gore Girl said "Look what I found! *holds up a copy of Swift's A Modest Proposal* Some zambah must have returned it after discovering that Swift wasn't really suggesting that we eat Irish children. Sadly, satire is best left to non-rotting brainz."
ThomasLapensee killed a zombie.
HarmlessPigeon said "Sorry for chewing on everyone yesterday -- hope no one's still sick. I don't read well, what with the undead thing..."
GoTerps5 killed a zombie.
elgala said "apparenty the local trenchies dont read very well either."
toreador the zombie said "Harman bang bang man haz bra!nz ahn haz Banana."
Cadavar Junkie killed a zombie. ...and another.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
Kokashka the zombie said "Grh."
Kokashka the zombie said "Mrh?"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Gore Girl said "Hey now, who's doing all the biting in here? Here, gnaw on this for a while. I'm sure it's meaty enough. *holds out a copy of Ron Jeremy's autobiography*"
toreador the zombie said "Zahbahz Zamrhm"
toreador the zombie said "Ham, Ham, h!ngarz, zahmb,"
toreador the zombie said "Ahn zahmb, ahn zahmb, rahmm!ng ahn hra rahm"
Kaworu Nagisa said "Hi."
toreador the zombie said "Gahm g!gg! Gahm g!gg! Gahm gahm gahm"
toreador the zombie said "Ahn ham, zma ham, grahmm!ng ahn hra grahm"
toreador the zombie said "Gahm g!gg! Gahm g!gg! Gahm gahm gahm"
toreador the zombie said "Zambahz hahm ahn Zahmbahz grahm"
toreador the zombie said "Hahm, grahm, hahm grahm, hahm grahm hahm"
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbahz mahmbah, mahm, mahm, mahm"
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbahz rabaz, rahm, rahm, rahm,"
toreador the zombie said "Gahm g!gg! Gahm g!gg! Gahm gahm gahm"
toreador the zombie said "Ham ahn ham mah zahmbahz gahm"
toreador the zombie said "Mannah mah h!ngarhz, mannah mah zahmbz"
toreador the zombie said "Mannah mah Zahmbahz grahmm!ng ahn grahmz"
toreador the zombie said "Gahm g!gg! Gahm g!gg! Gahm gahm gahm"
toreador the zombie said "Mannah mah zahmbahz, mannah mah zahmbz"
toreador the zombie said "Mannah man Zahmbahz grahmm!ng ahn grahmz"
toreador the zombie said "GAHM G!GG! GAHM G!GG! GAHM GAHM GAHM!"
toreador the zombie said "Zagnz."
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Shadowan revivified a zombie.
Shadowan said "Hmmmph. Turpin's clogged up with rotters. That's no fair. I wanted to help out all the poor lil zomblings."
Shadowan said "So anyway, when the Mall Tour gets here, I suggest we drop the no cade policy and close up shop. They'll clean us out. Other than that I'm starting to think we may just be able to keep this up."
Protomorph said "Well, that Gore Corper guy was pretty annoying. PK'ed me two times."
Charles Darwin said "There you go Proto, all patched up. And as for my little bitey friend jjh..."
Charles Darwin killed a zombie.
Charles Darwin said "Sorry for the bloodshed my dear friends, but he was getting a little too nippy. Sometimes you have to reprimand these Homo necromortis in a language they understand!"
Protomorph said "Thanks Darwin, appreciate it."
asshole doctor said "i'm all stocked up. heading out to kick DHG in the nuts."
Gore Girl said "Hope nobody minds that I closed the doors. It's a bit drafty in here, what with no genny to power the space heater."
elgala said "there, everyones patched up."
elgala said "lets try not biting, ok zombies?"
Gore Girl said "Hey Freddie Mac, you're looking a little rough around the edges there. Want a band-aid and some bactine?"
Gore Girl said "It looks like our friend Lexus Nexus is back. Guess the Zom-B-Gone spray wore off the door handle."
max b killed a zombie.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Rmrh rrh hrh zrmbrrh anrh!!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the north.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the south.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the survivors.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
NoRmedic said "There, I turned on the lights so we can appreciate the zambah dance"
NoRmedic said "Revived a pair at Turpin, 5 still enqueued"
NoRmedic said "Too much for one day, I need a nap."
YendorMej the zombie gestured at sarah tonin.
YendorMej the zombie said "Harmanz hab grahbarh."
YendorMej the zombie said "Ahm ganna ga harman."
Ra'Gru the zombie destroyed the generator.
Lexus Nexus the zombie gestured at Gore Girl. ...and again.
Ra'Gru the zombie said "Graagh."
Gore Girl said "Ra'Gru (id=773439) is getting a little grabby. Sorry fella, but I only give the Large Print Annex special to living types."
Protomorph said "Ra'Gru, now, that's was just rude. How are we supposed to read without lights?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Everyone stop worrying about the Mall tour, the population of Malton is 52% zombie. We don't have the luxury of time. Get all the FAKs and syringes you can, my literate friends. Very soon it may be time to show the zombies why the QSG is legendary."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Quit all the worrying about barricades, our friends Grumblecake and LexusNexus have been beside us all along, I hope now they can take care of our barricade policy. But for the survivors, it may all too soon be fantastically dangerous, and I mean even "
Sir Fred of Etruria said "more insanely dangerous than a resident 'safehouse' zombie and PKer population. Which I must say I am astounded by the zombie's good spirits since we lowered the 'cades. I haven't seen Tucker(id=434531) look this active in months !"
Lexus Nexus the zombie said "Harmanz Hangrah? Bah Bragnz?"
xryanx1 revivified a zombie.
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
Gore Girl said "Hmmm, while brainz sound tempting, I prefer a thick, juicy, cooked steak, Lexus Nexus. I admire your entreprenurial spirit though, and I fully support small businesses."
Gore Girl said "*Hands Nexus Lexus a few small bills* I'll buy brainz for all of our zambah visitors! At least, provided that the pesky harmanz in the area can keep from killing them while they enjoy their tasty brain treats."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Ernie the Awesome the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
Ernie the Awesome the zombie gestured at Bob the Angry Zombie .
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Lexus Nexus the zombie said "Zangah Mz Garh Grrh! Anahrn az bah mah Bragnz?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Hey, what the... who has been chewing on our elderly security guard while he naps ? Step forward and take it like a corpse. Who's been clawing at Dale ?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Seven zombies, but I only know six... Toreador(id=357740) if you need a revive just say something. **takes q-tip brand cotton swab and retrieves zombie dna** Ah... Tenebrys(id=341294) a true pleasure to meet you."
JoshPAYN3 said "could somebody please kill me. thank you."
Hunter Mytho killed a zombie.
Randomdead said "Your wish is my command."
Randomdead killed JoshPAYN3.
Randomdead said "*Poof* now you are a zed."
Randomdead said "Who keeps munching on Dale?"
Chacarrillo the zombie said "Rrrgh."
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured to wasteland.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Rodwy said "Ok which one of you zeds groaned?"
Gore Girl said "Tenebrys, welcome. Where do I recognize the name? Ah well, 'tis of little importance now. Lexus Nexus! Another round of brainz n' cream for our undead friends! *hands over another wad of cash*"
Gore Girl said "Too bad you don't have beer in that little refrigerated cart of yours. I'd buy a round for my literate friends. It's unfortunate that zambahz and harmanz can't lift a glass in brotherhood - but then I suppose beer's not to your liking anymore."
Gore Girl said "Chacarrillo, it's too bad you have brain rot. I'd be more than happy to give you a revive so you could use that extra AP you have stored up. Not that it's necessary, once you have a flak jacket and body building."
Rodwy said "We may not have beer, but I do have wine."
Gore Girl said "Unfortunately, our lack of a genny makes it difficult to read in here. You know, if our zambah visitors wouldn't smash the next genny, perhaps we could have an open-mic event. What say you, my undead friends? Anyone up for a little Walt Whitman?"

Feb 28th

Gore Girl said "Rodwy will be out sommelier in residence, we have brainz for our zambah guests, and I have a lovely volume of the collected works of Seamus Heaney."
Gore Girl said "Look at me, I'm so excited over the possibility of a nice glass of wine that I garble my words. As I was saying, Rodwy can be the sommelier, and of course we have orange drink for the teetotalers, as well as light refreshments of all sorts."
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ahhhg, ah ahm z!gh... Mah nahz!z rahnahn, ahn mah zahnazazz...ahhh mah zahnazazz...."
Ironman70 said "bad news librarians... I've heard a rumor that this place is to be purged... of human and zed alike they're calling ya'll traitors for the no cades rule"
A flare was fired in this block.
sarah tonin said "Who's they?"
sarah tonin said "The insane thing is not that we die, actually, i'm surprised it hasn't already happened."
sarah tonin said "But seriously now, how can we figure out a way to keep these lights on? My Rolodex is getting mighty full with all the new quests, and it sure is hard for this old lady to write that small in the dark."
sarah tonin said "See what i mean... i mean guests not quests..."
sarah tonin said "Just brewed some Da Hong Pao oolong, anyone care for a cup?"
Randomdead said "Mmm that sounds tasty"
Randomdead said "But not as good as the lunch the Hari Krishnas serve outside of my library. If my mother made vegtables as well as the Krishnas did, I would have actually loved to eat them when I was a child."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
Lynchten the zombie killed Avram Harwood.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Gore Corper said "who's an angry little protomorph.. ? ;)"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Chris Ness killed a zombie. ...and another.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again. ...and again.
Solarnus the zombie said "Harh harh harh, man hrman!"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Solarnus the zombie killed Dale McGillicuddy.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
RallyThree killed a zombie. ...and another.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh my, Lynchten(id=735189) and Solarnus(id=675132) have killed in the library and are just as bad as the human groups who tell us we are wrong. Don't you get it, we've our own style... We were'nt looking for blessings, we just want to show you something."
sarah tonin said "Would someone please get rid of the cades. VSB is nice and all but these old bones just cant make it over the stacks of shelves to read my paper on the porch."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "In light of certain rumours, I would like to thank everyone for believing in us. Sure, we're just a small group, but thanks for honoring our wishes and making the Quartly special. I couldn't have done it myself, so thanks to the alive and the dead."
sarah tonin said "Well it's nice to see another rotter in here, pleased to meet you VZ (266204)."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
Melani said "Jamed. (id=469183) I have to ask you to not bite me again. This is your only warning. We keep the cades down for your bennefit. We don't attack you, I kindly ask you to do the same."
Niruida Kyoujin said "Wow. That's a lot of green. Some zombies might have been a little bitey."
Shandalzare healed you for 5 HP.
Shandalzare said "I'm out of FAKs, but that's a lot of heals passed around. 4 people still wounded and infected though."
Gore Girl said "Jamed, if you're really RRF AU10, why aren't you on the excursion with them? And why are you attacking the library? All of AU10 knows that the library is a no-attack zone."
Gore Girl said "Please don't tell me I'm going to have to activate my wonder twin powers and call in members of the Gore Corps to deal with these rule-breakers. They're all the way in Lockettside, and a long hike would sure piss them off."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
MrBadman the zombie dragged khalim out into the street.
MrBadman the zombie dragged Niruida Kyoujin out into the street.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Growler 327 the zombie destroyed the generator.
snotmonster the zombie said "Ahm hra nrrh rrrn harman arh!n zambah.."
snotmonster the zombie gestured at Gore Girl.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
The zombie lost its grip. ...and again.
Randomdead said "Cant you zeds read the sign? Have your eyes rotted out as well as your brain?"
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
Randomdead healed you for 10 HP.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
Randomdead healed you for 10 HP.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
Randomdead said "Sorry buddy your not killing sir fred today"
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
Randomdead healed you for 10 HP. ...and again. ...and again.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
Randomdead healed you for 10 HP.
Trushalo healed you for 10 HP. ...and again.
Randomdead said "You guys have to spoil the fun for everybody huh?"
Trushalo said "Good, looks like everyone's healthy. But it's a bit drafty, I think I'll close the door."
Lexus Nexus the zombie said "Zambah hangrah? Bah bragnz? Ah habh manah gh gh bragnz. Mmmmmm!"
Niruida Kyoujin the zombie said "An rh grh hra rrrrh hrrrh? Mrh?"
ThomasLapensee killed a zombie.
sparky the fireman said "zombies do not belong in the library. this is a place of study!"
snotmonster the zombie said "Hhhh"
sparky the fireman said "or is the whole point of this place that we can all pack in and not fight each other?"
sparky the fireman said "Snotmonster I've cured your infection."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
swiftscout said "Thanks random dead, I don't think JJH reads all that well."
GrumbleCake the zombie dragged swiftscout out into the street.
Marte the Moocher said "Grumblecake, what did you do that for? He's only a youngster. And handsome too"
Ironman70 said "don't know it was a broadcast... but if the time comes whomever thinks they can destroy what you guys built will have one hell of fight on their hands..."
Ironman70 said "As you requested old mother... the gift of light..."
Ironman70 said "any rotters touch that gene and I will take it as a personal offense"
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Zahmbaggah zhann!ng Ahgahnahn Gahagh!"
Shadowan said "I believe Jamed was removed from AU10 for inactivity."
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ahma gharg!n mah razahrh!"
Shadowan revivified a zombie.
Kamikazi Jim the zombie killed Bob the Angry Zombie.
Kamikazi Jim the zombie said "Rh rrh hrman"
Magnamanus killed a zombie.
Trushalo revivified a zombie.
You heard a low groaning from very close by.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Hrrh rrrbrh!"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at the generator.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Ha hrh rh?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at the barricades.
Von Stengel killed a zombie. ...and another. ...and another.
elgala said "hey zombies, could you guys tear down the barricades again?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Bah!"
A zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
Ezekiel Jones II healed you for 10 HP. ...and again.
ignoti said "Thanks for the expedient disinfecting, Randomdead! I seriously appreciate it."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Bah"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rra"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Rrah bahgz"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
Gore Girl said "Wouldn't you know it? All the zambahz in here, and maxb (id=708863) comes in and hits me with a shotgun blast. How ill-mannered of him."
Ezekiel Jones II killed a zombie.
Gore Girl said "Any of you zambahz want to help me lower these cades? There's ice cream brainz in it for you! *hands Lexus Nexus yet another fistful of cash* A round of brainz for everyone!"
Gore Girl said "Go back where you came from, Ezekiel. These zambahz are our guests, and were just about to enjoy a tasty frozen treat."
Gore Girl said "C'mon zambah guests, lend a claw with the cades as soon as you get done with your refreshments. We need some fresh air in here!"
Charles Darwin said "12 FAKs, 5 syringes, 10 loaded weapons, and an axe. I'm ready for whatever comes! Oh my, I haven't been this excited since Galapagos."
Rodwy said "Wow, pretty active night. I have some faks a couple guns and some ammo if the zeds decide to get rowdy again."
Rodwy said "Just wondering, where is the nearest NT at? I'm still pretty new to this part of Malton."
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie.
Flint McDoorknob said "Ropes McGurk: love your videos, can I be in one?"
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Zahmbaz"
Senor Misterioso the zombie gestured at itself.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Randomdead, that was some amazing work... why is it zombies always play the best survivors ? Here, this is a favorite of mine, **hands Randomdead a book** a copy of the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. It isn't as concise as Anthem, but it's an invigorating book"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Welcome Rodwy, the NT is the Herbert (2 SE) our revives are a 2 S, the entry is the Eligius hospital."
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south.
DiscoDan killed a zombie. ...and another.
Randomdead said "Aww cmon read the sign please!"
DiscoDan said "Nah"
Randomdead said "Anyways thanks for the book *takes book*. Yeah my survivor alt was holed up at Stickling for the entire seige. He died twice and bagged the head of every Eastonwood Feral on tour at least twice. Unless your are CannibalX, then make it 6 times. He is back"
Randomdead said "...near Eastonwood trying to reclaim as little as he can. He has been fighting the EF on their own turf for half a year now and had some pretty decent success."
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south.
Niruida Kyoujin said "Thanks for the revive, Trushalo. Some zombies just don't respect the library and it's rules."
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured down at the ground. ...and again.
o AL o killed a zombie.
Kalvin Lyle healed you for 10 HP.
sarah tonin said "This just in from the NecroNet: largest zombie horde in Roftwood, inside the Library with the lights on."
sarah tonin said "Thanks to everyone who is making this possible." ...and again.
Gore Girl said "I'd like to thank Lexus Nexus for providing refreshments to our undead friends, and giving us an opportunity to support zambah-owned businesses. That's the first step towards equal rights for our undead brothers and sisters."
Joshferatu the zombie gestured at itself.
Joshferatu the zombie said "Zazh!"
Gore Girl revivified a zombie.
You heard a low groaning 1 block to the west. ...and again.
A flare was fired 5 blocks to the south.
Ezekiel Jones II said "i ment no harm gore girl, it was just a game we were playing. he bites me, i axe him in the chest cavity. there was no malicousness."
Racha Cuca the zombie gestured at Marte the Moocher.

You are inside Quartly Library. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are mozzie (50HP), Ropes McGurk (60HP), Tarin the Terrible (50HP), Paasky (50HP), SweetIrony (60HP), Flickman666 (60HP), Darmoth (50HP), Marte the Moocher (50HP), Jin To (50HP), Shadowan (60HP), MrFredSmith (60HP), Platypusoup (60HP), xryanx1 (60HP), Charles Darwin (60HP), elgala (60HP), Rodwy (60HP), Scheffler (60HP), Ironman70 (60HP), NoRmedic (60HP), Trushalo (60HP), Niruida Kyoujin (60HP), PJ RISES (60HP), sarah tonin (60HP), Gore Girl (60HP), Joshferatu (59HP), Leggy Bianca (60HP), Ezekiel Jones II (60HP), Randomdead (60HP), Melani (60HP), ignoti (60HP), Protomorph (60 HP) and Jarper (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted No violence, no 'cades, we ♥ you - QSG onto a wall.

There is a group of seven zombies here. You recognise Dwayne Wade Davis, toreador , Senor Misterioso, Chacarrillo, Racha Cuca, Lexus Nexus and GrumbleCake amongst them. Since your last turn:

You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
GrumbleCake the zombie destroyed the generator.
GrumbleCake the zombie said "HA HA HA HA HA HARMAN AR BANANAZ"
Jarper said "Grumbles! )-:"

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