Quartly Lecture Group four

Jan 17th

Heiki said "I'll go get some spraypaint..."
Heiki said "I found nothing but Beer and Wirecutters.. D:"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Can everyone help out and lower the cades for tomorrow... I feel awful about this, but DeepSockets (id=662662) will have to be on the 'writes in margins' list."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Very interesting speach Mr.Risen. I appreciate the 24/7 cat'n'mouse comparison. One point though, are knives really that good against 'cades ? I always have a hell of a time with this crowbar... And does anyone have a 'friend' in Ridleybank who can"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "locate our friend Marina ?"
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Zahrah, gahg gah zmazh baraghagz nah! Bahbah!"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "I'm trying to dismantle these cades a bit, but this crowbar seems to be cursed..."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Ack, almost forgot. Mr.Cheez, thank you... I didn't have the heart to shoot Mz.Sockets. And Mr.Risen, if you AP out in your target location, aren't you afraid of being a harman meatshield ?"
IAmRisen said "I haven't tried to de-cade with a knife. I use claws for that. As for APing out in a target location... well, that's why I get infected when I freerun in. I talk about that in rule 5. Here's a preview: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Parachuting"
Tactical Grace said "whoa. It's goolina. Dude. Wow."
Naturally said "Deletion I'm moving up to Tynte to help out...keep me updated on this strange event! haha"
zoutroi said "that was a good lecture IAmRisen, i think i will now try to give knives a go. now im off to the mall to find a knife and a can of spray paint i will see you all in a minute..."
zoutroi said "oh yeah thanks for the heal heiki"
zoutroi said "i couldn't find any spray paint...that sucks. hello biagio, i belive i need to thank you for returning me to the undead on what, two occasions now, and dont worry i won't do any PKing until i intend on leaving this very fine establishment"
The Lurker7 said "Hellom fellow Gore Corps Members!"
zoutroi said "there you go lurker, good to see you again"
ClarkClarkson said "What on earth is going on in here? It's quite strange seeing a Blackmore Bastard and multiple R.R.F.-ers in the same building. :)"
Jarper said "Clark, we're fine together as long as nobody brings up how we eat our boiled eggs. Whoops.."
sarah tonin said "IamRisen, perhaps it was Blackmore OG then, regardless i was ecstatic to see you in the burb. Thank you for the lecture, my note pad is getting quite full."
sarah tonin said "It's almost enough to make someone wanna go feral and try to tip the ballance back towards zed again..."
Goolina said "Hello Lurker and zoutroi. It's ironic that Biagio returned you to the undead, because one of his people returned two of us back to life. I guess it's the old Lion King circle of life thing, eh boys?"
Goolina said "And speaking of circle of life, StrayZombie and I have limited human time before the RRF departs for the southern 'burbs. We should get the ball rolling on Undead Love, Part deux. Any questions, or should we just skip to the demonstration?"
StrayZombie said "Like Marvin Gaye said, Let's Get It On"
Goolina said "To the large print annex we go! The rest of you...no peeking!"

Jan 18th: USSR vs. GoreCorp, IAmRisen's speech, and dancing

Somebody has spraypainted Don't kill our Zombies...Cades at VSB++ QSG onto a wall.

There are two dead bodies here. You recognise pink unicorns and Goolina.

Since your last turn:
Ghoulius Caesar said "Heh, my friend once asked me, Remember that time Marvin Gaye's dad shot him? Zach rules."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Hmm, apparently Malton hates quotation marks."
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured down at the ground.
Goolina said "Yay, Pink Unicorns is back! Welcome back my zambah friend. *hugs Pink Unicorns*"
Heiki said "-pokes Pink Unicorns- :D"
Bob the Gray killed a zombie.
Mike Kirby killed Goolina.
StrayZombie said "Someone has killed Goolina, againt QSG Rules, please do not dumped her outside."
FlickAlmighty666 said "Nice to see Pink Unicorns."
FlickAlmighty666 said "What the hell one second pink unicorns is here another shes gone. Damn that Bob the Gray."
Charles Darwin said "Thanks for the heads up Sir Fred, I'm here to help the library in any way."
Charles Darwin said "Just so you all know, this is what I heard at the mall on 26.17 MHz: watch out for the zombie spies being protected a quartley"
Charles Darwin said "major zed (in human form) hideout in Quartly Library,"
Charles Darwin said "Just blew away Goolina, but there's plenty of other Gore Corps in the Quartly Library to be taken care of!"
Charles Darwin said "This is Chris Masanori of the ULC. I can second Mike."
Charles Darwin said "Very disturbing..."
FlickAlmighty666 said "I went out looking for that punk bob but didnt find him."
StrayZombie said "It's a good thing I'm not averse to necrophilia *drag's Goolina's body to the Large Print Annex* Now that's Undead Love!! Let's Get It On!!"
Pyromonkey said "Im infected, can I get FAK'd please?"
FlickAlmighty666 said "There you go pyromonkey that's all i got for FAK's"
Heiki said "EW! D: Necrophilia!"
Biagio said "What a pity there isn't smth like IRC command /me there, in game. I can't even describe Biagio's impressions of awakening near dead body and dead Goolina, I can only say Biagio said ..."
Mike Madman Calwert said "Well, Gore Corps I hope you don't planning to use the Library as your permanent hideout to assault Hildebrand. It will be pretty nasty. So, I hope to see you on the streets... See you!"
Ghoulius Caesar said "You know, you guys just whine and complain about how awful the big bad Gore Corps are. While in Quartly, we have done nothing but respect their rules, been polite and civil with everyone and have helped to hold the place down and barricade it..."
Ghoulius Caesar said "...during the attacks it has come under. All while contributing to their lectures."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Meanwhile, the USSR comes in to spy on us, shoot the place up, kill and dump GUESTS, give out our location encouraging violence in Quartly and make your snide remarks because you know we won't drop to your level and disrespect the wishes of the QSG."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Who are the real animals, Biagio? The real bad guys? Those EEEEVIL Gore Corps? Or the heroic, honorless USSR?"
Heiki said "Too true. Now I may have gone and PKed your Public Relations guy, but at least I didn't PK him in here. And yet, he PKed me in here in retaliation. Despite the QSG's rules."
Heiki said "And I'm pretty damn sure, that had I been in his shoe's, and he was the one PKing, I would have waited until he came out of here. Seriously, the USSR are starting to REALLY piss me off."
Heiki said "Heck, the only thing stopping me from going down there and shooting the place up is a lack of AP and the fact that Sir Fre of Etruria asked me not to."
Heiki said "-curses- And if any more of the people in here get hurt by some USSR bastard, I am going to eat someones brainz. Even if I'm NOT a zombie right now..."
Biagio said "You respect the rules of this library. No doubt. I respect them too. Caesar, what espionage do you mean? Maby i've retrieved some essential information while sleeping there? You use this library as safehouse, so do I."
Biagio said "If I stay in Hildebrand, I'd get headshotted by one of you. Because in Hildebrand there is no such peaceful policy and i'm in your Kill List =)"
demondim said "erm... did pink ever come back?"
zombie cheez said "one moose, you sure picked the wrong battle."
zombie cheez killed The One Moose.
zombie cheez said "sorry guys, had to do it. he was attacking me and my buddies."
The One Moose the zombie said "Mrh???"
The One Moose the zombie gestured at itself.
Rhino1 killed a zombie.
sgtrice763 said "Ok, DHG has asked me to relay this to you all: You have the full backing of the rangers, if the killings in here continue, he'll enforce QSG policy by force"
Fiery Exorcist said "Pyromonkey is killing survivors. if you dont trust me, look id=470042"
Fiery Exorcist killed Pyromonkey.
Fiery Exorcist said "i have dumped his body outside"
Heiki said "Fiery, we don't give a damn. This is a no-kill zone."
Heiki said "You just earned a place on the Gore Corps KOS list."
Heiki said "I'd kill you right now, but at I follow the rules of this place."
Fiery Exorcist said "no-kill zone? i didnt know that, sorry, theres no notice of that!"
Tim Henson said "As with the rangers. Watch yourself"
Tim Henson said "eh, he's right, theres no spray, its not his fault"
Fiery Exorcist said "in no-kill zone there, only library..."
Fiery Exorcist said "sorry for that, i didnt know"
Heiki said "I suppose... Someone obviously vandelised it."
Heiki said "Shit... IP limit kicked in. D:"
ClarkClarkson said "I think it's unknown at Hildebrand that the Library is a no-kill zone. As the example of Fiery Exorcist shows again. I'll go over and broadcast it on the Mall's network."
ClarkClarkson said "That's been taken care of! Respect for our worthy friends and foes."
BellaMort the zombie said "BARHAH!"
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie said "Barhah!"
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
BellaMort the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured to the north.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the north.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured to the east.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the east.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured to the west.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the west.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured to the north.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the north.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie said "Barhah!"
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the east.
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the west.
Goolina the zombie said "BARHAH! Ahm ganna zgahrh zahnz!"
Murray Jay Suskind the zombie gestured to the north.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the north.
Goolina the zombie gestured to the north.
Goolina the zombie gestured to the east.
Goolina the zombie gestured to the west.
Goolina the zombie gestured to the north.
Goolina the zombie gestured at Sir Fred of Etruria.
Goolina the zombie said "Zahnz! Zgahrh zahnz rh Gahrh!nah!"
King Romero I the zombie said "Barhah!!!"
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured down at the ground.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie said "Barhah!!!"
King Romero I the zombie gestured at itself.
Tim Henson said "OMG! its the dance! *Dances with goolina* *grabs her butt*"
King Romero I the zombie gestured at Murray Jay Suskind the zombie.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie said "Rgh rn, rgh rrh"
Tim Henson said "I don't like doing this, but as per DHG's orders, Goolina, Here"
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the east.
Heiki said "-applauds- DANCE, ZOMBIES, DANCE! :D Now all we need is a DDR Machine."
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north.
King Romero I the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
King Romero I the zombie gestured down at the ground.
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north-east.
King Romero I the zombie gestured down at the ground.
Tim Henson said "He figured you'd want to be alive for your southern invasion, I don't like giving you a needle, but He's the boss"
King Romero I the zombie gestured to the north-west.
King Romero I the zombie gestured down at the ground.
Heiki said "And with this last move, I bid you all a goodnight. KEEP THOSE DEAD LIMBS MOVING! :D"
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Yeehaw ! Swing yer zambahz all around, wooo boy !"
demondim broadcast "sorry zeds i only got 2 needles :'(" from here, on 28.34 MHz.
demondim said "oh crap broadcasted somthing i shouldnt have... oh well. sorry zeds i only got 2 needles and less AP than when i tried to tell you the first time :S"
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the east.
BellaMort the zombie gestured to the west.
BellaMort the zombie said "Barhah"
Frost of Sparta said "what is there to do"
ignoti killed Ghoulius Caesar.
xeose said "Ignoti is in the NW corner of Hildenbrad Mall, broadcasting for all humans to clear out Quartly"
BellaMort the zombie said "Zah bang bang man bam mah?"
wausaupaul killed a zombie.
StrayZombie said "Took care of Ignoti and passed on the message of death to anyone who comes in here and kills anyone, zambah or harman."
A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east.
Zomby Woof the zombie said "Barhah!"
Zomby Woof the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
stiff eric the zombie said "Harah Harman!!! Barhah!!!! Zhrz za zhn zrhz za?"
Zomby Woof the zombie gestured to the north.
Visargo the zombie said "BARHAH!"
Zomby Woof the zombie gestured to the east.
Zomby Woof the zombie gestured to the west.
Zomby Woof the zombie gestured to the north.
Zomby Woof the zombie said "Barhah!"
Visargo the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Visargo the zombie gestured to the north.
Visargo the zombie gestured to the east.
Shadean the zombie said "Barhah!"
Visargo the zombie gestured to the west.
Shadean the zombie gestured to the north.
Shadean the zombie gestured to the east.
Visargo the zombie gestured to the north.
Shadean the zombie gestured to the south.
Shadean the zombie gestured to the west.
stiff eric the zombie said "Harah Harman!!! Barhah!!!! Zhrz za zhn zrhz za?"
stiff eric the zombie said "Zarh Mh Zhg Zah za zan zrh rh gh zan!!"
stiff eric the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
stiff eric the zombie gestured down at the ground.
stiff eric the zombie gestured at itself.
stiff eric the zombie gestured to the north.
stiff eric the zombie gestured to the east.
stiff eric the zombie gestured to the south.
stiff eric the zombie gestured to the west.
stiff eric the zombie said "Ahm rarng zaahn za gh zhnn"
Shambling Mound the zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
IAmRisen said "Okay, I just got bit by Shambling Mound there. 662655. And I guess I'll continue the speech anyway, because shouting doesn't decrease HP."
IAmRisen said "Now that doesn't mean that you shouldn't search at all once the fight's on. Maxed pistols are slightly more AP:damage efficient than axes, assuming that you're searching for ammo in a powered mall with both Mallrat skills. So if all you've got is an"
IAmRisen said "inventory full of empty pistols and an axe (and why do you have an axe anyway? Knives are where it's at for GKing), you're better off spending your AP searching up clips and loading them than you are swinging that axe. So search if your guns are dry and"
Lost Russian Scout broadcast "All its my tears... No way out... No hope for hurted heart.." from here, on 28.35 MHz.
IAmRisen said "there's only one lit square left in that mall (then destroy that generator, dammit)."
IAmRisen said "Once you're in the clinch, two items become quite useless: shotgun shells and empty shotguns. It simply isn't worth the AP to load them. Drop all of both whenever you get the chance. If you're rading the gun store and come across a loaded shotgun, by all"
IAmRisen said "means blast away with it; but after it's empty, it's dead weight. Get rid of it. You're better off spending the AP that would have gone towards loading that shotgun searching for a clip."
IAmRisen said "So you want lots of ammo when the siege begins, and you want to be frugal with your AP when in the trenches. That means being frugal with your ammo. Fortunately, the Shack and I have recently developed an excellent way to do that."
IAmRisen said "RULE 5: Paradrop if the opportunity presents itself. First, read this: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Parachuting"
IAmRisen said "Okay, now you know the what and the how. As for the why, paratroopers can do truckloads of AP-efficient damage because they're using claws, which require neither searching nor reloading. So you're still getting your kill on, with a sweet AP:damage"
IAmRisen said "ratio, and you're stretching your ammo budget because you aren't shooting for quite a good bit of those kills."
IAmRisen said "On top of that, forcing the defenders to kick you out of the building (twice, with a successful ?rise) sucks up defender AP like mad. With a single successful quick-stand, it'll cost them a grand total of ~100-150 AP to boot you out for good. Or, y'know,"
IAmRisen said "until you get back in again. Alright, so you've got your ammo, you aren't using that much of it, and you're ready to shoot stuff to burn off the last of your HP when on a parachuting run. How do you use that ammo most effectively (read: in a manner that"
IAmRisen said "costs the defenders the most AP)? RULE 6: False infections kills."
IAmRisen said "Stupid speech thingy... make that False infections GREATER THAN kills."
Pyromonkey the zombie killed Fiery Exorcist.
IAmRisen said "Start at some arbitrary point on the list of survivors in the building and start taking pistol shots at someone with full HP. Now hope he has a flak jacket. A hit! You've knocked him down to 56 HP. Stop and move to another full-HP target. Continue."
IAmRisen said "See what you're doing? You're filling the square up with people who are down by 4 HP. To a dutiful defender, that looks like zombie bites, most likely infected. The other survivors will spend FAKs to heal that 4 HP of damage because they have no way of"
IAmRisen said "knowing where the damage came from. Why do this as opposed to just killing people? Because doing this takes more defender AP to fix. Look at it this way: it takes 15 pistol hits to take a Body-Built, jacketed survivor from 60 HP to zero. The effect of"
IAmRisen said "those pistol hits takes one syringe to fix; that's about five AP to search up a syringe, about five to move to the Mrh-queue, ten to administer, five to move back. 25 AP to fix."
IAmRisen said "But spread those 15 pistol hits out among 15 defenders. Giving the defenders a 100% search rate on FAKs, that takes 15 AP to search up the FAKs and another 15 AP to administer them. 30 AP, assuming godlike defenders and no movement costs. Creating false"
IAmRisen said "infections costs the defenders more AP, making it more cost-effective than outright PKing, assuming that you've got a lot of fully-healed survivors on hand... which you undoubtably will in a mall siege, especially."
IAmRisen said "Once you drop from your (real) infection and stand back up, just claw like crazy. False infections are vastly more cost-effective than real infections; the fakie has a 65% chance to connect, the real thing has a 30% chance (it's not as convincing and"
IAmRisen said "costs more AP if you try it with Tangling Grasp)."
IAmRisen said "I guess that's that. To review: PKing alongside a horde does more damage than simple rogue PKing, because you're adding weight to an assault that's already in full swing instead of just picking off survivors one by one in a green burb. But doing this"
IAmRisen said "means you'll die a lot, so when you work like this, you aren't operating as a true PKer. You're operating as a dedicated zombie / opportunity PKer. And it's kind of deceptive to call you a PKer, because your first order of business upon entering a"
IAmRisen said "building should be GKing. Budget your ammo and AP wisely, and use the Parachuting technique to stretch your ammo supply out. Also, empty shotguns are quite worthless. And spread those false infections far and wide instead of emptying your pistols into a"
IAmRisen said "single target."
IAmRisen said "For great BARHAH!"
IAmRisen said "Ladies and gents, that concludes my speech. I hope you enjoyed it. Those of you who want a transcript can find one on the Gore Corps board, if you're a member; if you aren't, I might post a transcript somewhere else later."
IAmRisen said "And as for that zombie who walked in here and killed someone, could you please not do that? You may notice that there's a lot of RRF in here. And EVERYONE who doesn't suck recognizes Quartly as a no-kill zone. So don't do that again."
IAmRisen said "Anyway, I'm down to 3 AP, so I can't search up and distribute FAKs for everyone right now. I'm just going to sit here and recharge the ol' AP for a bit."
Zombie Dachshund the zombie said "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Zombie Dachshund the zombie said "Ah nah harm harmanz!"
Goolina said "Woohoo, I am back! Thanks for the revive, Tim. So did I miss a lot of dancing? I sure hope our QSG friends are enjoying the show. And remember, zethren, it's not dinner theatre!"
Rockby Quickfoot said "I was that close to missing zombie square dancing :O I've been in Elgius working on a small battle down there. Glad I didn't miss it. And are all you people at 56 hp infected? O.o Get back to me on that, since I've got FAKs as usual."
Goolina said "Rockby, are you here to dance with us? Swing your partner, do-si-do. C'mon Rockby, let's do a reel around the dance floor!"
Goolina said "And I see Deep Sockets is back too. My, but she's persistent. I hope she's not trying to ruin our fun ny being all bitey. Deep Sockets, we're here to dance, so grab a partner and show us what you got!"
Rockby Quickfoot healed you for 10 HP.
Charles Darwin said "I do say, that Deep Sockets is a rather bitey one, what? I will have to observe the process of infection. Oh, and I've been working on a new healing salve. Let me test this out on a few of you. Here here, good show old chap."
fire cheez said "what the hell? pyromonkey killing someone, deep pockets biting me...what is going on here? any of you zeds, behave or be killed."
fire cheez said "charles, thanks for the heal."
MoreThanDork said "hello my studious friends. I got murdered, but I'm ok again now."
MoreThanDork said "WOW! our pet count has increased 5 fold since i left! amazing!"
MoreThanDork said "and we got a transmitter? so organized. You impress me qsg."
Tlarn killed a zombie. (1 hour and 50 minutes ago) ...and another.
Tlarn broadcast "3 zeds in Quartly Library [66-52]!" from here, on 28.35 MHz.
SweetIrony said "Hey everyone, try to keep the link to the wiki page sprayed up ( http://tinyurl.com/sney6 ) so that people can read the full explanation of what's going on in here. I sprayed it all over the mall as well. Now, I'm ready for some square dancing!!"
SweetIrony said "Noooo Tlarn, these zombies are here to dance!"
SweetIrony said "Aw dang he's gone. Well anyway, Barhah mah zambah hranz!! Ahm ganna zahnz nah!"
Goolina said "Tlarn, you're an idiot. The zambahz in here are square-dancing guests for the Quartly Study Group. If you harm one more zambah, or cause one to be harmed, I will have my team personally hunt you down. Get it? Got it? Good."
Goolina broadcast "Ignore Tlarn. Quartly library is not under attack." from here, on 28.35 MHz.
SweetIrony said "**gestures toward the ceiling**"
SweetIrony said "**gestures North**"
SweetIrony said "**gestures East**"
SweetIrony said "**gestures West**"
Goolina broadcast "Zombies are there as guests, they're not attacking." from here, on 28.35 MHz.
SweetIrony said "**gestures North**"
Goolina broadcast " http://tinyurl.com/sney6 for information. Thanks!" from here, on 28.35 MHz.
xeose said "Are we to refrain from disposing of Deep Sockets? He has been a fiesty one!"
fire cheez said "nah, just kill him. finish pyromonkey"
fire cheez said "too, id=470042, he has killed someone in here already"
fire cheez said "oh well, he seems to be a guest speaker. i guess he should live then."
fire cheez said "but then again, pyromonkey, why are you killing people?"
Goolina said "Pyromonkey got PKd by someone (Fiery Exorcist?) in here earlier. I think he found the guy in the hospital and killed him in retaliation, and he did it while he was a zambah. At least that's my understanding of it."
Goolina said "What we really need in here is less talk, more dance! What do you say, Fire Cheez? Once around the dance floor?"
Protomorph said "Greetings, my zombie friends."
Zombie Dachshund the zombie said "Barhah!"
Zombie Dachshund the zombie gestured at Goolina.
Zombie Dachshund the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Zombie Dachshund the zombie gestured to the north.
Zombie Dachshund the zombie gestured to the east.
Zombie Dachshund the zombie gestured to the west.
Protomorph said "Oh, and Goolina, to answer your question, I stayed here to look over the mall while the strike teams are away."
Goolina said "Well now that you're here, Protomorph, how about teaching us some traditional Russian dance steps? We'd be willing to teach you the zambah squaredance in exchange. Or as we like to call it, The Barhah Boogie. Ooohh I'm on fire today baby!"
FlickAlmighty666 said "What a show first zombie dancing now humans dancing. Sounds like a Party to me."
fire cheez said "sure, goolina. in my experience, dancing most always leads to even more fun :-D"
Protomorph said "I will teach, but I just got to sleep for a while. Just got revived, only 1 AP left. Tomorrow, for sure."

Jan ?? dates unknown... again....

Jarper said "Dare I hope to see the Gore Corps and the Malton Rangers fight side by side against the Roftwood Asshats?"
Jarper said "May have to do another FAK run for you guys."
StrayZombie killed a zombie.
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south.
Jarper said "Flush."
Goolina said "How's that for irony, folks? One of Gore Corps' finest killed a zambah that was attacking the harmanz inside the library. We zambah spies sure do the strangest things, don't we? And now, we'll adjourn to the large print annex to take a wee nap..."
fire cheez said "*applause*. it was about time. i wouldve done it myself, but i am dwelling on my 4 AP"
Protomorph said "STREETS IS WATCHIN'"
Pyromonkey said "Yes goolina had it right, I was PK'd by feiry exorcist and the only reson I killed him was for revenge, I wont do it again though he was my target and I wont resort to PK'ing. And im here civly exorcist, keep that gun tucked away and I'l do the same ok?"
Ghoulius Caesar said "So I've got my radio tunes to 26.17 MHz, and Mike Madmen is still calling for violence against the Gore Corps in Quartly."
Ghoulius Caesar said "I feel kind of shitty for the heat we've put on this place lately and I hope it dies down as we roll out. So Fred, Sarah and the rest of the QSG have my apology for that."
Goolina said "Typical. Harmanz call for violence against us, but they're often so unwilling to be the ones to perpetrate said violence. I'm glad Protomorph is reasonable, and is willing to dance with us. I think Heiki should get the first dance, in fact."
zoutroi said "there we go everyone healed and to show no hard feelings i even healed protomorph..."
Protomorph said "The USSR is just trying to protect ourselves from the strike-and-hide techniques. Nobody is calling for violence."
Protomorph said "Well, except those random survivors who don't know shit."
zoutroi said "im being a model fucking survivor at the moment i hardly killed anyone since i been in this suburb..."
p4x639 said "RRF, why don't you go somewhere else, like Roywood?"
The Lurker7 said "Cause roywood is all the way over near chudleyton... and the QSG lets us hang out here"
Ghoulius Caesar said "I've PKed since one person since being here. And it was someone I was asked to do by people on both' sides. You know how many times I've been PKed in the past week? Four. Because the USSR sits on a radio and says ZOMBIE SPIES! KILL!"
Ghoulius Caesar said "I'm not complaining over being PKed. Turnabout is, after all, fair play."
sarah tonin said "i can't believe i slept through the whole party ..."
sarah tonin said "**tilts head downward and and shuffles feet**"
sarah tonin said "** gesture left and right a few times**"
sarah tonin said "it's just not the same without a zombie friend... **sniffles**"
sarah tonin said "... i miss pink unicorns..."
Ghoulius Caesar said "But don't masquerade what your crew is doing as protecting yourselves. When the bulk of us have just hung out here, talking to people and helping out against attacks. While people have dropped in and taken us out."
Ghoulius Caesar said "We all miss Pink Unicorns. Hopefully Pink will show up for the dance."
sarah tonin said "Oh, and Ghoulius, don't you worry about the 'bad' attention the Library has come under, if we dissaproved of anything, we wouldn't have refilled the orange drink in between lectures."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Nice. Orange drink > everything."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Hm... there was supposed to be a greater than sign in there. Malton really does hate punctuation."
sarah tonin said "i hate capital i's, it's ok."
sarah tonin said "Side note: IAmRisen, thank you, thank you. I've learned more from your speachs than most, well thought out well spoken,... bravo."
IAmRisen said "The full text of the speech is on the Gore Corps board. I might x-post it somewhere else in the future. Any suggestions as to where?"
Dale McGillicuddy said "Firstly, wow, what the hell happened while I was sleeping? There's been all sorts of dancin' and killin' going on... Thanks for the FAK, rockby, you're a pal."
demondim said "wow alots been going on here... HOLY CRAP im infected. 1 less fak for me :'("
demondim said "oh wait... WAS infected :P"
demondim said "im off shoping :P"
Tim Henson said "TG, DHG will be thrilled to see you!"
Heiki said "-yawns- Now THAT was a good nap... -stretches- Now off to gather ammo! -hums pleasently-"
Heiki said "I have enough Pistols and Pistol Clips to sink a small battleship. o_X"
hildebrand pete the zombie gestured at Sir Fred of Etruria.
hildebrand pete the zombie said "Graaaagh!"
hildebrand pete the zombie gestured at itself.
hildebrand pete the zombie said "Brnhr."
hildebrand pete the zombie gestured at SweetIrony.
hildebrand pete the zombie gestured at itself.
hildebrand pete the zombie said "Mrh?"
hildebrand pete the zombie gestured at sarah tonin.
hildebrand pete the zombie said "Grrrh."
Heiki said "-pokes the zombie- What's with you, today?"
sarah tonin said "Where did he go?"
Zombie Dachshund said "Hmmph! That jerk Bloodhunter stabbed me with a filthy needle! Well, at least I can speak now... *howls*"
StrayZombie said "Did someone say Porn Wars?"
Zombie Dachshund said "Ahem. I was told there would be SQUAREDANCING tonight. Now somebody had better get dancing, or all this talk of porncraft is gonna make me hump somebody's leg..."
Heiki said "OH SHI-"
zoutroi said "someone's changed the spray paint again...i would correct it but i am short of paint at the moment"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Welcome back Pyromonkey... I'm glad you gave us a second chance."
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "One USSR on Turpin cresc... anyone feel like spreading some goodwill ?"
Larz the Bastard said "o when does the lecture"
Larz the Bastard said "~cough~ so when does the lecture begin?"
Goolina said "Jarper's stuck outside - he couldn't find an entry point. I'm going to hit the cades a few times and try to bring them to VSB so he can get in. Anyone care to lend a hand, or at least cade up when he gets in?"
Jarper said "Thanks, Goolina, for bailing my poor-planning butt out."
Larz the Bastard said "~Begins to browse the sci-fi section~"
Jarper said "Are there any other George R.R. Martin fans in the building? HBO just purchased the rights to make a TV series of A Song of Ice and Fire. (((-:"
FlickAlmighty666 said "Did I miss out on the Party?? Damn."
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south.
demondim said "@ harper: awsome, i just read a feast for crows... it had beter be a good show"
28.34 MHz: "Waaah so and so is a gker pker zerger wah boohoo, puhlease."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Get demondim out of here! He's attacking and healing over and over again to gain XP."
Ghoulius Caesar said "That's pretty cheap man, have some class."
Icefox2k said "fire cheez, you are wanted for Pking. http://ud-malton.info/PK_list.cgi?State=Reports&id=473779 The penalty is death. Sorry, but I don't feel like embellishing the ritual, today."
sarah tonin said "stop shooting!!"
sarah tonin said "NNNoooo"
Icefox2k killed fire cheez.
Icefox2k said "Sorry about the blood, I'll clean it up before I go"
sarah tonin said "Icefox2k can't you read the writing on the wall?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "I know this hasn't been a very effective no kill zone, but I would like to commend everybody for holding restraint. It's been great working together with you all, and the fact that you keep coming back after the locals murder you only shows me how much"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "you really want to believe in the QSG and our 'please don't kill guests' policy. I know if we were some big warrior group like MFD or C4NT then we could enforce security. But those guys don't really want to hold a lecture series... they only seem to want"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "to shoot you. Thank you on and all for believing that a killfreezone could exist... Next time you guys swing through I'll just need to spend more time on public relations. **winks**"
MRBeir said "hello just walked in the door were open hope ya'll don't mind"
demondim said "erm... sorry ghoulius but i gotta get some XP somewhere. andway your alright now and its a kill free zone not a blood free zone (iand i even cleand that up)"
Shambling Mound the zombie dragged Goolina out into the street.
Shambling Mound the zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
StrayZombie said "Oh my god, you zambahz are dipshits. Half the people in here are revived RRF members, and the other half hate zambahz with a deep and undying passion."
StrayZombie said "Quartly Library is hosting a Zombie Guest Lecture series, and you tards want to come in and fuck it up with your grabbing and your biting. Sweet mother of Zombie Jesus! Look at the BIGGER PICTURE, will you?"
StrayZombie said "Go hit Eligius General Hospital. There are more harmanz in there who are actual threats to you, and they've been getting hit for the past two or three days. I'm sure you'll find a much tastier array of brainz there."
StrayZombie said "Not to mention you won't be pissing off the RRF Gore Corps, who wouldn't mind putting a bullet in your heads. Now run along, kids."
Bob the Angry Zombie healed you for 10 HP.
One Angry Zed said "I feel strangely underdressed, my first visit to the famed Quartly and all..."
Bob the Gray said "well strayzombie, how about setting an example, instead of going over to hillebrand yesterday and killing a survivor, eh?"
Bob the Gray said "So when are these highly touted lectures happening? Figured I'd come see what all the fuss was about."
Goolina said "Um, he killed the person who came in here and killed people. You have no room to talk, Bob. Maybe someone should make an example of you. Too bad we won't kill in here, because I'd be happy to put a bullet in you myself."
Goolina said "Alas, I'm using my AP to help protect the library and the QSG against the ferals who keep getting in. Maybe you should lend a hand so we can get down to business? Oh, and you missed all the dancing. That was yesterday."
pink unicorns the zombie said "Gahahb. Mahrn!ng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Gagagbh Mahrn!ng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Gahahbh Mahrn!ng"
toreador said "Good morning to you Pink."
Bob the Gray said "well, he should have said something instead of just popping into the mall, killing somebody, and then telling everyone to leave the library alone. That's not a very clear way of doing things."
Bob the Gray said "If I was looking for trouble, I wouldn't be sitting here in the library talking to you. Oh, and lurker7 coming into the mall and cursing people out doesn't help either. Explitives aren't a good way of encouraging people to leave the library alone."
killthedead killed a zombie.
Bob the Gray said "So, back to my question. Any word on when these lectures happen?"
StrayZombie said "Good morning, Pink Unicorns. Glad to see that you're back. Bob, a lot of us are low on AP after yesterday. Iamrisen gave a long presentation on PKing in siege situations. I think Goolina and I will give our talk this evening."
IAmRisen said "Well, it's been fun, but it's time for me to go back to my pro-zombie PKing ways. Don't worry; I will NOT be using the library as a safehouse, As you all know from my speech, I have no need for safehouses. So long and thanks for listening."
IAmRisen said "But before I go... would one of the zombies here kindly infect me and knock me down to about 30 HP? Do not FAK me, please. I needs my infection. Thanks a bunch, Peter. ::sips coffee::"
uthor2 killed a zombie.
p4x639 said "Note for RRF, since mall is also a safe house, if someone dies there, this library becomes a kill zone."
Goolina said "Don't kill Pink Unicorns, id=493936. He/she is friendly, not attacking."
Goolina said "Look at that. He threatened the Quartly Study Group with death. I wonder if the Malton DEM would approve of one of their members PKing librarians. Looks like someone's going on our kill list!"
Norbert Von Huge said "Mallrat survivors are a classless bunch, it seems. Oh, and while I remember, i'm here to return 'Prufrock' by T.S. Eliot."
Norbert Von Huge said "I forgot my library card, I hope that's OK."
darmrgh said "Now that's gotta be one of the weirdest things I've ever done."
Zombie Dachshund said "StrayZombie, for what it's worth, the zambah who dragged Goolina to the curb has an alt who's also a dipshit... goes around CR'ing innocent zambahs. Jerks are jerks."
fire cheez said "hi folks, glad to be back."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Needing XP is no excuse for attacking and healing someone over and over again, demondim. There are zeds all over the area. Grow a pair and don't be so cheap."
Ghoulius Caesar said "Welcome back Cheez and while I'm at it, nice to see One Angry Zed on some neutral ground."
One Angry Zed said "Well thank you Ghoulius, glad to see you in this context as well--I must say, I'm honored to finally be able to attend such a gathering of the famous and infamous--well done QSG"
Jarper said "Play friendly or go somewhere else, Shambling Mound."
Jarper killed a zombie.
demondim said "A) yay hes back B) kill me so i rip in hear and kill you leggit (and there wont be no handy fa-kit this time)"
Jarper said "For general biting, clawing and dragging over the past few days."
Jarper said "demondim, A Dance With Zombies shall have to suffice until A Dance With Dragons is finished."
fire cheez said "someone got some spare FAKs?"

There is a gap here, alas...

Lockand1oad destroyed the radio transmitter.
Lockand1oad said "rotters"
Lockand1oad killed a zombie.
Lockand1oad said "ahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Bob the Angry Zombie said "Well, I've got a generator, but no fuel. Anyone have a spare fuel can?"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "We have light again. Feel free to read to your heart's content."
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "What's the nearby entry point? I want to get my revive on."
sarah tonin said "Revive is Turp cres and the enrty is Eligius"
fleurus said "NT building 2 blocks SE under attack, please aid"
sexualharrison said "herbert could use some reenfocesments. i'm spending the weekend here as i'm going snowboarding and don't want to see a computer for days"
sarah tonin said "Well, we've lost most of our RRF freinds, **sigh**. But i was just over in the NT and was 'combat healing' the humans being attacked, as i don't really carry many weapons. Anyone care to comment on this as an actual technique, Rockby possibly?"
Norbert Von Huge said "Hmm. Updates, eh?"
Shadowean said "Updates that really won't affect the game much (despite plees for a balance fix). I do like the showing of other kill types though, even if it serves little use."
Ned Edderson said "Have a radio transmitter, on me. You're the only kind souls in Malton...you deserve it QSG."
Judge Marcus said "Hey guys, Wolfgang Puck is on the way for a speech, or seminar... something like that."
SweetIrony said "Yes, please add Wolfgang to your contacts (488343) so that we won't kill him when he arrives. He's going to deliver a talk on zombie cuisine!"
SweetIrony said "Also, if anyone happens to have the record of what's gone on in here for the past day or so, and would be willing to send it to me, I would be very appreciative! (I AP'd out in the hospital yesterday and forgot to move back in...)"
BAPBAP said "Many thanks, mr. Darwin"
FlickAlmighty666 said "I took out one of the zeds outside of Maine. 2 left outside. I brought 1 of them down to 30 hp."
fire cheez said "flick, no offense, but why would you want to kill zombies that are *outside*? wouldnt it be better to concentrate on those *inside*? Dempsey Grove PD 2W 1S has zombies inside, it would probably be better if you'd kill zombies there, *if* you want to kill"
FlickAlmighty666 said "There were no zombies inside the maine so I went outside to see what I could do thats all. I will go and check out Dempsey Grove and see what I can do there later. Im to low on ap to do anything right now."
Larz the Bastard said "Hey I got a question for all the zeds in the house. I've noticed with my zombie alt that I'm able to attack with a lead pipe I have. If I get a crowbar would I be able to use it on the cades to break them faster?"
Shadowean said "No. Zombies reap no rewards from crowbar use. They don't have the mental capacity for leverage, apparently."
Larz the Bastard said "Oh well...."
Shadowean said "A lot of people have broken the no kill rule here. It applies to non-hostile zombies too y'know. I had an alt killed here. I will be tracking down the rule-breaker to exact revenge. You should respect the QSG's rules."
demondim said "fred with a shotgun O_o, fred gone :O , everones leaving... i think ill leave too.bye good luck and if you happen to be on my kill list ill kill you later (see joke wsapping see for kill, see, funny HAHAHAHA... nah it was crap ). bye all!!!"
A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south.
djollieballs said "You guys are a bunch of tards."
djollieballs said "You're luck I don't kill you all right now."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Tough night on Turpin Crescent. The local n00bs seem to think it is legite to hunt a RP..."
Gore Girl said "djollieballs called us tards. That coming from a guy who hasn't mastered subject-verb agreement at its simplest."
Gore Girl said "Sir Fred *hugs* Good to see you!"
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the north.
UndeadPatriot said "Damn, I got some nice P-Millers today. So happy."
Darth Malak said "Hello all!"
sarah tonin said "Hey Darth, nice to see you home..."
sarah tonin said "Gore Girl too! i'm glad we have the lights on and the tree up, it's christmas all over again!"
MrFredSmith said "What, no zombies? I thought they hung out here all the time!"

There is another gap here, alas....

Jan 21st: Dialogue between Jarper and Mr.Unicorns

A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 7 blocks to the south.
UndeadPatriot said "Can some of you guys ask people at Hildebrand to help at Nichols? there are about 100 zeds there right now. There's a good number of survivors, but we could always use more help."
UndeadPatriot said "Off to revive and help Nichols. Hope some of you join."
SweetIrony said "Our next speaker, Mr. Wolfgang Puck (488343) is outside now! He's going to give his talk as a zombie, and have it translated, so if we could drop the cades and let him in, that would be lovely. I just picked up a knife in the mall, so I'll have a go."
SweetIrony said "Ok, new plan. Wolfgang requests that someone WITHOUT THE HEADSHOT SKILL please go out and 'put him to bed.' That way he'll have max AP when he comes in to speak on Mon. So, somebody without headshot, please go out and kill the zombie standing outside."
Gore Girl said "Got Wolfgang down to 8 HP but didn't finish him off because I have headshot."
Gore Girl said "Oh, and I think I hurt Pvt Walter's feeling earlier, so here goes: *big hug and smooch for Pvt Walter*"
Gore Girl said "Sexual Harrison"
Gore Girl said "you're here too! *high five*"
Captain Redeker said "You batty bibliophiles....Are we bringing the barricades down for the zombie guest?"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Gahahb. Hra.h.hra.n!ng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Gahahbh h!hhh!hn!ng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah ghama. B.ah rh!b. Mah ba.b.b.hra!m zb.ahrh!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah gh!h!m bhah rh!bh mah b!hbhbha!m zbhahrh!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "B.ahb.hra.! Mah rh!b. Znahah H.hra!b. Anb. Zhah za.h.hra.n zahmb!z"
Melani said "Are doors porn for a reason?"
Melani said "open"
Melani said "How embarrassing. *blush*"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Bhahbh!h! Mah rh!bh Znahhh hha!bh anbh zhah z!hhh!hn zahmb!z"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Ha! Ma.ran!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Ha! Mahran!"
Melani said "Pink, I haven't picked up very well on your language... do the doors need to be open?"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Nah, nah an! Mahrh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "B.ah h!ah gha.arh h.ahrh ah b.angha.?"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Bhah h!ah gh!harh hhahrh ah bhangh!h?"
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at Melani.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie said "?"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah h.!rh b.hra.!gh zhah z!ra.ngha. Ha.z ah bahz!b.! Anzh.hra.rh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah hh!rh bh!h!gh zhah z!rh!hngh!h h!hz ah bahz!bh!hh anzhh!hrh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "H.!zhaahb. H.ahrzha.rh ab.ahah"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Hh!zhaahbh hhahrzh!hrh abhahah"
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at Melani.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured to the east.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at Melani.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured to the west. ...and again.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at Melani.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured to the north.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at Melani.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at itself.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured to the south. ...and again.
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zhangh h!ah"
Jarper said "b.!ngh, h!ah arh ah gahb. b.angha.rh!"
Jarper said "h.az zhab. !nb.a.rr!zhabr?"
Jarper said "b.rhahbbra. nahb."
Jarper said "Ow, ow, ow - cramp!"
xryanx1 said "Now, I'm amatuer at this, but which language is spoken around these parts?"
fire cheez said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z !"
fire cheez said "oh i forgot...i am not a zombie! can someone kill me real quick so i can be a zombie guest speaker, too?"
Shadowean said "I heard a CLEAR REQUEST to be killed. So it isn't breaking the rules when I step up *fiendish grin*"
Shadowean said "RNG hates me =["
Shadowean killed fire cheez.
Shadowean said "Ahhh... That was nice. But somehow legitamate PKing just isn't as much fun as the real thing... I'm off to slaughter some innocents, but I'll be right back. *smiles sweetly*"
Shadowean said "*returns* Oh yes... that was infinitely more satisfying..."
Shadowean said "Fire cheez just earned a place on my 'do not PK' list - you have immunity now dear chap."
A flare was fired 7 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south.
Ropes McGurk said "I must take my leave of the qsg now I will see you all in a few days"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "Ms. Tonin, you may know my RRF alt, Murray Jay Suskind. Oh and Gore Girl... *hugs*"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "*Cracks open a bottle of scotch* Alright, who's up for some discussion?"
djollieballs said "I told you......"
djollieballs killed a zombie.
djollieballs said "Just try to pull some shit at the mall, I dare you."
Deep Sockets the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
Deep Sockets the zombie destroyed the generator.
Deep Sockets the zombie tore a set of Christmas lights down.
One Angry Zed said "Deep Sockets, that was rather rude... I assume you're not here for a lecture?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Deep sockets is making it quite difficult to honor the no kll policy. Luckily for you, I recently liberated all my ammo in favor of FAKs. I don't believe griefer's deserve ANY respect in Malton, so feel free to liberate DeepSockets."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "It will be difficult to hold the cades and everyones health without Marina. She wasn't nearly as verbose as I am, and she just focused on helping us all. Well, Mz.Sockets, it is good to see that you aren't on strike, but why don't you help a Horde ?"
Shadowean said "Walter Sobchak! I didn't recognise you! Lovely you to see old boy. May I trouble you for a glass?"
MoreThanDork said "Privat Sobchak, you know Murray Jay Suskind?! I've heard about a million stories about him from my twin brother MTD. Give him a slap on the back for me, will you?"
MoreThanDork said "And for the QSG and everyone else, if anyone wearing The Fortress fatigues comes flying through here, talking all high and mighty like they always do, and murders the life out of me, don't be upset. I deserve it."
sarah tonin said "Mr. Deep Sockets, we've all seen the smash genny and tear down christmas lights routine before, and frankly it's old. I think your talents could be much more usefull in a mall siege... please go forth..."
sarah tonin said "i suggest Bale Mall, those Yago boys sure do put up a good fight...."
sarah tonin killed a zombie.
sarah tonin said "i didn't hurt you did i Pink? ... let me turn on the lights and have a closer look...."
sarah tonin said "ahhh good, all is well. Does anyone have a set of green lights? The red ones alone just make the place eerie..."
Charles Darwin said "*peers intently at an octopus* This cephalopod appears to be a species unkown to science! Don't worry friend, I'll just sketch you and describe you, no dissecting in Quartly. Quite remarkable, what? *mumbles to himself as he sketches*"
Charles Darwin said "Breathtaking suckers and the markings on your mantle and siphon are exquisite! I wonder if you are venomous my little molluscan friend?"
Pope Beligerent I said "What's up party people!"
Pope Beligerent I said "Von Luthius! Long time no see! I was just spending some time with your friend Ram Rock. Nice to see you again." (4 hours and 38 minutes ago) A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the north.
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::sees the octopus::: Octopus!!! I never thought I'd see you again!"
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::checks to make sure the water in the cooler is full and then adds some Sea Monkeys so that the octopus won't be lonely:::"
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::goes and looks in the stacks for a copy of Lost Horizon:::"
Scheffler said "*snuggles quietly under a blanket behind his desk, mumbling a bit in his sleep*"
an octopus said ":: venemous? The octopus wonders if he's ever poisoned anyone. No, no. Mildly scathing - as much as a being with no vocal chords can be - at times, but never actually poisonous... ::"
an octopus said ":: waves cheerily to Bob, happily batting a couple of sea monkeys out of the water before catching them again. Cruel, perhaps, but the little devils probably enjoy it ::"
an octopus said ":: remembers its being sketched and goes back to striking that 'wise cephalopod of the deep' pose that octopuses and cuttlefish seem to employ so much ::"
Gore Girl said "Would anyone mind if I killed djollieballs? He's begging for it."
Pope Beligerent I said "Thanks for the heal, Bob."
Ayumi Miura said "*examines an octopus* Wow, this is something! I came for the speech, but I'll stay for the aquatic wildlife! Don't worry though, I never cared much for Octopi, as delicious as they may be. This one seems pretty...dramatic though. It seems...wise."
sexualharrison said "can you guys keep it down I'm trying to read here."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "**dusts off podium** Clergymen, clerical staff, and cephalopod... We welcome you to our eclectic group. We welcome you to give presentation on any Maltonian topic. Yes, we call this the zombie lecture series, but I know we all have been exposed to the"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "different aspects of survival. Our friend Walter has more experience on the other sides of the barricades, while our aquatic associate seems incapable of harming anyone be it with pistol or suckers. I personally prefer the more treachorous lifestyle..."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "The life of a librarian. Through specifically seeking for the intellectual and the interesting, we of the QSG has searched amongst the dead, alive, and murderers. Unfortunately, the zombies are now outnumbered 2 to 1, we now have a much more insidious foe"
sexualharrison said "sorry tim only had two faks wit me"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "survivors are turning against each-other. It seems the violence we have all grown used to must find an outlet. Some we came to know too well would rather kill than switch gears to rebuild connections. Alas, I may be too pessimistic... maybe we've only"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "attracted a few bad apples, maybe the rest of Malton is experiencing an Emerson like utopia of secular humanistic advancement. **wipes sweaty brow** Shadowean, thanks for not killing in here by the way."
Von Luthius said "Pope Beligerent I, I've now added yopu to my contacts list, please do likewise for mobile contacts etc. Yeah, You missed out on Ram's Chandelier Duck Duck Goose. The insane Gingerbread man is going ape shit all over that mansion apparently!"
Von Luthius said "I heard you guys and the Sparkly Cupcake Princesses were coming down here to speak, so being a resident Librarian and practical field researcher, I came back from my stint in Acourt library in Ridleybank, the Candyland,to meet them here, and lo! You're"
Von Luthius said "here, and Ayumi Miura as well! Welcome Malton Tours Inc. to Quartly Library, where the no kill zone is attracting many guest speakers from all walks of life. Perhaps at some point after the 2nd Annual Zombie Fishbake at the Zoo and the 2nd Annual"
Von Luthius said "Candyland Assault/Party of the GBM then perhaps those crazy Gingers along with the Ravers can drop by and introduce us all to a different kind of insanity?"
26.17 MHz: "Status report from Tynte Mall,"
26.17 MHz: "Currently online & broadcasting, 2/4 powered,"
26.17 MHz: "Light human occupation, reinforcements requested,"
26.17 MHz: "Remember to stock up FAKs,"
Von Luthius said "Woah! Melani, Porn for Barricades! That's pretty wacked out! When did we get a porn section in here?"
26.17 MHz: "as well as Generators, for the anticipated counter-attack,"
26.17 MHz: "Revive Requests: http://tinyurl.com/zmmas"
26.17 MHz: "Tynte Mall, signing off for now..."
Pope Beligerent I said "I've added you, Luthius. Yeah, I'm sorry I missed chandelier goose...we came to hear KoB's lecture, but I hear it might get postponed."
Von Luthius said "Guys, Ummmm, I went out and about 10 blocks away delivered a few drinks to a few people, one guy got a few pistol whips and survived the ordeal thanks to a mates quick healing skills, whilst another guy took a single...Pope, what's the shotgun drink calld"
Von Luthius said "ahh yes, a Shell Shock! Anyways, this guy was a serious lightweighjt and one shell shock knocked him out cold! I presume he'll rise some time in the next few hours and be a bit stiff for the experience! ;)"
Von Luthius said "*Points at Pink Unicorns*"
Von Luthius said "Pink Unicorns! I play The Trumpet, but i don't know how well I play it when I'm dead and a zombie! If you'd be so kind, I'd love to experiment as an undead jazz musician for a while, and see how the horn goes with your harp, so feel free to eat me up so"
Von Luthius said "as I can stand up and rock out with you! It shall be glorious! GLORIOUS I SAY! *sorry, I shouldn't shout in here!* But yes, or Pope-ee, give me a Battering Ram, cause Ram still hasn't had one..."
Ned Edderson said "You know Von...if you really want to die, its sorta my thing...killing humans that is."
Pope Beligerent I said "I have to admit, I wasn't really paying attention when the battering ram was invented, but I think it involves putting this trashcan over your head..."
Pope Beligerent I said "Great...now, I think I hand you in a pint of everclear. Drink up!"
Pope Beligerent I said "Ok, now I think I beat you senseless with a crowbar."
Pope Beligerent I said "If you should...er...die...you know, I'll...um...perform the service for you free of charge."
Pope Beligerent I said "Wow....I'm having terrible luck with the crowbar...think I'll switch to a fire ax instead."
Von Luthius said "Oh yeah! Pope Beligerant I that was a fantastic Drink! And I got a healing kick out of it as well! Ned Edderson, I am not to be murdered, that's against the rules! I'm voluntarily taking drinks and joining pink Unicorns as a musician if he wants company!"
Von Luthius said "Oh yeah! poep Beligerant I, that was a complimentary Shell Shock on Me! Hope you enjoyed it!"
sarah tonin said "** pulls Scheffler's cover back over his shoulder **"
Larz the Bastard said "All right fellas, it's been fun but the urge to kill is overwelming me. I'll be back in a couple of days to check out the lectures and return this copy of The Gunslinger. Later..."
sarah tonin said "safe travels..."
daxstein said "*looks nervously at the zombie*"
daxstein said "*sips beer*"
Swinky said "*looks about for an empty seat*"
daxstein said "*takes nap*"
an octopus said ":: Preens. Or at least, that's what it looks like. ::"
Shadowean said "*Stares at the octopus* Y'know... You'll go blind if you keep that up..."
Shadowean said "I'm off to collect some ammo from the mall. I shall return shortly."
Shadowean said "Geez... I'm trying to build up my shotgun stock but the RNG is screwing me over... 1 shotugn in 40AP? Cryface."
MetalScrap killed a zombie.
26.17 MHz: "Bale Mall is gone, please be careful and evacuate yagoton"

Jan 22

daxstein said "MetalScrap, I don't think you were meant to do that. Notice the graffitti?"
toreador said "I will now do the dance of Death and Resurreection"
toreador said "*** wiggles hips ***"
toreador said "*** spins around ***"
toreador said "*** Collapses ***"
toreador died from an infection.
toreador the zombie said "BAH BAH!!!!"
toreador the zombie said "Ahn Nah hra gargh abbah Bra!nz"
toreador the zombie said "Bra!nz arh babbah babbah mmmm...."
toreador the zombie said "Bra!nz marhg zambahz gah mmmm...."
toreador the zombie said "Harman bra!nz marhg zahbahz gah mmmm... Mmmm..."
toreador the zombie said "Ahg Bra!nz nah babbah mmmm..."
toreador the zombie said "Gahg bra!nz marhg zahbaz gah gragrh!"
toreador the zombie said "Zahbahz nah garg an!marg bra!nz"
toreador the zombie said "Zahbahz garg Harmanz bra!nz"
toreador the zombie said "An! Grahz!ng?"
26.17 MHz: "Breach in progress at the SE corner of Nichols Mall,"
26.17 MHz: "request barricading and armed backup sent ASAP."
toreador the zombie said "HGZMaRZ bMZARMNMNARg, anGB HGhHA RZMNARHGhRA HGHRBBHARZ"
toreador the zombie said "GBARGB gRAMZHA anGB gARmbMNHA ARn HGhHA ZMabHA"
toreador the zombie said "AMNMN mARmRZRA ZMHAMZHA HGhHA bHRMZHRgHRBBHARZ"
toreador the zombie said "An hrh mrmrh rah rrgrabrh"
toreador the zombie said "AnGB HGhHA mHRmHA MZaHGhRZ HRNMHGgMZabHA"
uthor2 killed a zombie.
fire cheez the zombie said "Grrrrrh! Hrh hrh rh hra rh rrrh rh rmrh ba rn rh rrh rrrh rh an rm mrh?!"
fire cheez the zombie said "Hrarh! H rrh grh hrh arh ba rh hra hrh rmrh? Rrh grh arrh rm hra brrh!!!"
fire cheez the zombie said "Hra, rarh?"
fire cheez the zombie said "Harran, rrh rrng aha, rh rrrrh rrh ha rh rm mrh rh"
SweetIrony said "Ok, I just revived Frank Biddles outside. He's going to translate Wolfgang Puck's talk, so I guess he should be speaking soon. Welcome to all of our newest guests! I hope you enjoy the talks. Why is KoB's postponed?"
toreador the zombie said "Gabahmahn."
toreador the zombie said "Braz brammag, ahn ah zazza graz gah garrah ahn gabbah ahn ah grab"
toreador the zombie said "Ahm mammza ahn ah barragagaz, ahn ah mamz rahz ahbgrab."
toreador the zombie said "Baraha ah Gabahmahn, mah zahmbah! Ah gaba ah brag, ah grabba ah grab!"
toreador the zombie said "Baraha hra gahgahbargam, ahn rahn ah haramanaz bamaznahg!"
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbah grab bang grab rahn gahn ah manabara mahn ah gah--"
toreador the zombie said "Zah zahmbah zzzz ah hahanahn ahn brag ahman ahn bra!nz."
toreador the zombie said "Ahn, ahz ahn barrahg bra!nz zahmbah ah Gabahmahn, ah azz ah rahz,"
toreador the zombie said "Gah rahahmana ah ahn gabrag barg ahn garbahgarbah hra ahn gah"
toreador the zombie said "Ahn, Bah! Ahn, Bah! Ahn grah ahn grah. Ah bang grab gah gang bang!"
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbah graagh an ahn ah bra!nz Ah gah gamarmagang bahg"
toreador the zombie said "Ahn haz zahmah gang bang gabahmahn? Gah ah mah grab mahn mah Zahmbah!"
toreador the zombie said "Ah grababahz bah! Gahbabah! Gahmamah! Zahmbah gahaha an haz haha."
toreador the zombie said "Braz brammag, ahn ah zazza graz gah garrah ahn gabbah ahn ah grab"
toreador the zombie said "Ahm mammza ahn ah barragagaz, ahn ah mamz rahz ahbgrab."
fire cheez the zombie said "Rrrrrn?"
fire cheez the zombie gestured at Charles Darwin.
Frank Biddles said "I need a heal, I'm infected...(surprise.)"
Frank Biddles said "Thanks for the (temporary) revive, SweetIrony."
fire cheez the zombie said "RRrh HrrZ rh ba rn hrh hrrrh -"
forgasmos killed a zombie.
forgasmos revivified a zombie.
forgasmos said "watch for morethandork and shadowean, both plers with bounty if 9, no ap to take care any , killed fire chezz who was a zombi here . http://ud-malton.info/PK_list.cgi?State=Search&X=66&Y=52&Distance=0&Type=Location"
Flickman666 said "Why do people keep killing in here damnit. Go figure you put up a sign and no one see's it. *Shakes his head then drinks his beer*"
toreador said "Pretty rude, peeple barging in here and reviving Zombies. How can we have Zombie speeches with all that going on?"
Pope Beligerent I said "Hivemind folks, I would like to ask you to check the MTI board, we've been asked to aid the zookeepers in a little skirmish they're involved in and I'd like to get your opinions." (2 hours and 14 minutes ago) A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south.
Frank Biddles said "How're we getting Wolfgang Puck in to speak?"
Lockand1oad destroyed the tree.
Lockand1oad destroyed a set of Christmas lights.
Lockand1oad destroyed the generator.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh my, 'a happy scientist' I feel I know you for so long. **Guides a happy scientist over to GoreGirl** This is a friend of mine, he's been around Roftwood for a hellahlongtime, he's like a cousin to me. **embraces scientist**"
Darth Malak said "Got cades up to VHB, hooked up a genny and fueled it."
Frank Biddles said "How are we getting Wolfgang in for his speech? He's a Rotter, and I don't know that they can revive him."
Frank Biddles said "The cades are down to let in the guest lecturer. There aren't any other zeds outside."
Dale McGillicuddy said "Well, now, just what the hell is Lockand1oad's deal? Why's he gotta come in here and wreck up the place. Dick."
sarah tonin said "i thinks lockand!oad's deal is that he wants to be hunted... else he'd stay and take his slapping like a man."
djollieballs said "What happend to the zombie that hanging out in here?"
djollieballs said "Oh yeah, I killed his ass."
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "So much hostility toward the Quartly. All we're doing is actually having fun in the game rather than flexing our nuts."
SweetIrony said "Frank, if you and Wolfgang could let us know when he's going to speak, we could coordinate having a couple of librarians take down the cades for him. Also, he probably shouldn't stand until he sees open doors."
Frank Biddles said "I'll relay the standing bit to him. He tried breaking the 'cades to get in, but used all his AP. He's going to try getting in tomorrow, but I'll let him know that you'll have the 'cades open around 6PM MST."
sexualharrison said "well guys thanks for the quiet place to read. i gotta go and green up milltown be back in a few weeks. ciao."
26.17 MHz: "Eligius has doors open, no cades 1 zed inside."
Charles Darwin said "So Mr. Scientist, what are you so happy about pray tell? Did you get a good microscope lens cleaning? *offers around his snuff box*"
a happy scientist said "naw, i am just excited i have some mayn interesting zombies to study :-D"
Rippah said "Zerg Hunters Unlimited are PKers in Disguise!!!"
Rockby Quickfoot said "Well that stunk. I really liked those Christmas Lights."
Rockby Quickfoot said "Gonna see what I can do about the people requesting help in Barrville. See you folks soon, if things go well."
an octopus said ":: wonders to itself how exactly one 'flexes one's nuts', but then figures since it's a species that dies after mating, this is probably a human thing ::"
Shadowean said "*sighs* As forgasmos correctly pointed out I do have a bounty of 9. But rest assured I respected the QSG rules. You're all safe from me... So long as you stay in the library ^_^"
Shadowean said "Uh... I've just been on a short killing spree. Just wanted you guys to know I won't be abusing the sancitity of this place by hiding out here. I'll not sleep here for at least a day. Bye now =]"

Jan 23rd

Charles Darwin said "I see, I see Mr. Scientist, they are fascinating creatures to study. But where have they all gone? We want our decomposing subjects back! I do hope they have not gone extinct, what?"
a happy scientist said "maybe we should lower the cades? i believe there is at least one zombie outside that wants to get in..."
a happy scientist said "i cannot do it though, as a scientist i dont carry any weapons, not even a crowbar"
ignoti said "Has anyone considered the idea of broadcasting the Quartly Science Hour?"
ignoti said "Various scientific studies could be broadcast for the benefit to both Survivors and Zombies."
ignoti said "Along with something for the kids?"
ignoti said "Of course, what do I know? I'm just a humble fireman, frightened in a world without fire."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Frank Biddles said "Yes, Wolfgang Puck will be ready to come in at 6:00 PM MST, and SweetIrony said that she would have some people ready to take the cades down to let him in."
Daniel Defoe the zombie killed doublemint.
Daniel Defoe the zombie destroyed the generator.
Daniel Defoe the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
One Angry Zed said "Daniel, this is a no kill zone... can't you read? erm, guess somebody took the sign down..."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
One Angry Zed said "really, is all that groaning necessary? surely you could occupy yourself with a book--might I recommend something by John Betjeman?"
uthor2 killed a zombie.
MoreThanDork said "Thanks Private! You're a real life-saver. And remember, be sure to send my greetings to Murray Jay. Thanks again."
MoreThanDork said "Bounty 9 is on my head? Sweeeeeeeet. What"
MoreThanDork said "does that mean, btw? Is it ranked 1-10 or something? 10 being worst? I hope so. I've barely ever killed anyone too. They must've been impressive kills :D I've never been prouder."
Charles Darwin said "Fennis! When did you arrive! It's wonderful to see an old chum."
Charles Darwin said "And thank you kindly Mr. Scientist, or...er...may I call you A. Happy?"
FennisZotorman said "Hi Charles I saw your note on forum thought i'd join you,"
FennisZotorman said "guys there are 2 zeds in here?? are they to be revived ??"
Frank Biddles said "Possibly...Wolfgang Puck is outside and SweetIrony was saying that she'd have some librarians break the cades down to let him in for his lecture."
Billiums said "Hello Mr. Darwin! I wonder where Fennis has disappeared to!"
a happy scientist said "just call me doc :-D"
a happy scientist said "so, all those zombies here are friendly guests?"
a happy scientist said "i forgot to bring my dna extractor... gotta get one as soon as i am not that tired anymore..."
Frank Biddles said "It'll be interesting to hear 1) what Wolfgang has to say, and 2) me translating for him. I'm forgetting zombese by the day as I'm healing...."
One Angry Zed said "John Betjeman, The Last Laugh: I made hay while the sun shone. / My work sold. / Now, if the harvest is over / And the world cold, / Give me the bonus of laughter / As I lose hold."
a happy scientist said "i cured a zombie's infection. wohoo. this has to be a break-through :-D"
Charles Darwin said "Great Scott!!! Do you know what this means doc? Seriously...do you know what this means, because I have no clue. Oh bother. Maybe I can find it in a book here..."
sodapop9mm said "I went a few blocks out and then realized I had no idea how far out I should go to kill, I don't want to be an ill-mannered guest...would someone enlighten me as to correct etiquette please?"
Charles Darwin said "It's only this building that is the no kill zone Mr. 9mm, but very kind of you to ask. Cracking good show old boy."
sarah tonin said "Well everyone this is my last genny and fuel can, keep it safe..."
donutron said "got two cans left but no spare genny, i've witnessed Jadkor destroy a genny before so keep an eye on him...i'd PK his ass if this wasn't safe ground"
Sir Fred of Etruria revivified a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Greatings Mr.Decomp of the RRF (id=226418) would you be so kind as to help me lower the barricades for my other zombie guests..."
xryanx1 said "Worry not for generators, I'm carrying seven."
Frank Biddles said "Thanks for letting Wolfie et al in. :)"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Thank you Xryanx1, you are now strategically more important at a revive point than I am... and nice work on the cades everyone. Keep em low"

Jan 24th - Wolfgang Puck, Frank Biddles, and One Angry Zed

Jadkor said "Do not worry about me. I would never hurt/destroy anything in Quartly donutron."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Grrrrhhhh.... Manah zgaarah harmanz harh. Bagh Rrrgang mahrh zgaarah zambah, az arragh."
Frank Biddles said "Mah Zambah Brazzah! Glad you made it!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Rrrgang z rabrarah m!g! Bagh, an z NAH BRANG BARG Z!NG ANZAGH RABRARAH. Az nah barah naz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Bagh harmanz arh harh, anzagh rabrarah. Harmanz arh barg z!ngz. Az naz, bagh Rrrgang bananabranz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Nabarmang. Rrrgang maz gabbah-gabbah."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "H! Hrangh! Naz grh z harm--- rrh, harman?"
Frank Biddles said "A mixed bag, eh? Don't worry about the refreshments, Wolfie; I'll make sure you're hooked up after the lecture."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Az magrabhan ahn?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Graaghan, graaghan, ana, zma, zhraa..."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Aham...."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harrah grazz. Am Rrrgang. Mah zambah gannah graagh ragargan branz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Manah harmanz z zambahz, gah ZAMBAHZ!!! RANZ!!! An ranz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Az naz, bgaz rannan harmanz branz arh mahrh naz zan harmanbargarh branz."
Frank Biddles said "I'll be translating for our guest. Is the mic on? Testing, Testing, 1,2,3"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Bagh hangrah zambahz gannah barg harmanz, rannan arh nah rannan."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Bananabranz harmanz z zambahz grab branz, an gah ZAMBAHZ ANRAH BARG BRANZ. Az nah ragh."
Frank Biddles said "I'm Wolfgang Puck. I'm going to spill my rotten brains (?) Many humans see zeds and scream ZOMBIES! RUN! and Run"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Branz arh mahrh naz, bagh zambahz arzah barg armz, manbagz an bra-bagz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "RGang zambah mahb gannah grab baarbaz an habbabaghamaz agh Margan Zaah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Az nah grabban harmanz! Az grabban anamahz! Aragh, zah baarbaz nah anzagh an habbabaghamaz grab Rrrgang..."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Arh harmanz habbah zambahz gannah barg anamahz? Nah."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harmanz gah ZANGZ, RGANG ZAMBAHZ! Nah."
Frank Biddles said "It's nice because running human brains are more nice than human-burger-brains. But hungry zombies are going to eat humans, running or not running. Crazy humans see zombies grab brains, and say Zombies Only Eat Brainz! It's not true."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harmanz brang bang-bang. Agan. Azzgrabarz. An harmanz agzg MRH ZAMBAHZ GRAB AZZ!?!?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Grh zambahz hab barbaga zaarz, zambahz barg manah z!ngz. Barbaga zaarz az naz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Rrrgang habbah hra hab harman zh!zh-gabab. Zh!zh-gabab az barah naz. Grh barbaga zaarz? Az mahrh naz."
Frank Biddles said "Brains are nicer, but zombies also eat arms, testicles and breasts. The RGang group is going to grab porpoise and hippopotamus in the Malton Zoo."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Zam harmanz z Amarah Ragazzah az an Margan. Am nah habbah Rrrgang, Rrrgang nah gah BAM! BAM! BAM!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Rrrgang barg Amarah Ragazzah grh barbaga zaarz. MAZ hab barbaga zaarz hra barg Amarah Ragazzah."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Rrrgang hag harmanz, nah harm. Grh nah harmanz? Zambahz nah barg manah branz."
Frank Biddles said "It's not grabbing humans! It's grabbing animals! Alright, the porpoise wasn't there and the hippo grabbed me. Are humans happy zeds plan to eat animals? No."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harmanz hab mrh-manz, an zambahz barg agan! Mabah az ah razagrang bragram! Az naz! Baragh zmargh!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Zah, ramambarh - Mrh! Hag! Barg! An mabah zamgamz habbah hangrah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Az mah gabbah-gabbah. Grazz hab mrh?"
Frank Biddles said "Do Humans say Thanks, RGang Zeds!? No. Humans brought guns. Again. Wankers. And humans wonder why Zombies attack them!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "..."
Frank Biddles said "Why zeds have BBQ sauce, zeds eat many things. BBQ sauce is nice. I've had a human sish-kebab. Sish-kebabs are nice. Why BBQ Sauce? It's nicer!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "..."
Frank Biddles said "Some humans say Amarah Ragazzah(?) is in Malton. I'm not happy. I don't go BAM! BAM! BAM! I ate Amarah Ragazzah with BBQ Sauce. You MUST have BBQ Sauce to eat Amarah Ragazzah."
Frank Biddles said "I hug humans, not harm them. Why not humans? Zombies don't eat many brains. Humanz have Necro-Techs (Revive Men) and zombies eat again! Maybe it's a recycling program! It's nice! Very smart!"
Frank Biddles said "So, remember - Why/Revive me! Hug! Eat! And maybe someone's eating!"
Frank Biddles said "That's my speech. Any questions?"
Frank Biddles said "..."
Frank Biddles said "Wolfgang, I have a question. Why did you choose to remain a zombie, rather than be revivified in a NT Building?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Am zambah, nah harman. Rrrgang gabbah-gabbah g!zambah. Am zmargh zambah."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Agharh mrh?"
Frank Biddles said "*Ahem* Well, wolfie doesn't seem to want to answer that one, so, Other questions?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Man, am hangrah... Zah hangrah... Gabbah-gabbah magh Rrrgang hangrah zambah."
Frank Biddles said "Man. I'm hungry, so hungry. All this talk makes me a hungry zombie."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Rrrgang maz zzzz... Mabah habbah hangrah Hranghz branz gamarrah."
Frank Biddles said "Wolfie's going to sleep now, but promises to eat my brains tomorrow."
Frank Biddles said "Now, I don't want you to misunderstand. Hugging and biting among zombies, and especially friends across the life-divide is a sign of deep friendship."
Frank Biddles said "As a former Professor of Linguistics at Malton University, I'd like to take my remaining action points today to tell you of my research into Zombie Linguistics."
Frank Biddles said "I'd also like to ask that one of you kindly post this speech to my talk page on the wiki.
Frank Biddles said "Many have suggested that Death Rattle speech and zombie speech in general is nothing more than the false-connects of a dead or dying brain."
Frank Biddles said "Having crossed the life-divide, I can clearly tell you that this is not the case."
Frank Biddles said "Having spent time among the zombies, working with my fellow linguist, Nome Chompsgi, we've come to a more concise view of Zombese or Zamgrh."
Frank Biddles said "In my research I have found that Zombese is much more akin to the Creoles that are found in the Caribbean."
sarah tonin said "Mr Wolfgang Puck, Mr Frank Biddles... good show."
Frank Biddles said "I apologize, I'm collecting my thoughts."
sarah tonin said "Quite the translator you are Frank, where might one go to study up on these skills, while still being breathing that is?"
Frank Biddles said "Zombies, because of the virus that is infecting their bodies have a reduced ability in their motor cortex, especially the mouth, although this fades with the progression of the virus post-mortem."
Frank Biddles said "This is why most zombies don't develop the ability to speech until some time after their transition. In my personal experience, and through extended studies of my Zombie comrades, our Broca's Regions and Wernicke's Areas remain fully functional."
Frank Biddles said "(Sarah, I'll answer that in just a moment. :) ) What this means is that these two speech production centers work just as well as before."
Frank Biddles said "Zombies should be viewed not as lesser beings, but just as the deaf or blind before the plague fell upon Malton, as those with a disability, but with the ability to surmount it and move forward, enjoying the world around them."
Frank Biddles said "Zombies must think around the words they wish to say, and many times, simplify, as their ability to speak is impaired through their motor cortex. Thinking back to Wolfgang's Speech, I've realized I mistranslated, but I will address that now."
Frank Biddles said "When Wolfgang said, Mrh! Hag! Barg! it literally translated as What! Hug! Eat!, but true to zombie form, there is a deeper meaning, Mrh signifies the zombie desire to remain animate, hug, as the only expression of love and friendship."
Frank Biddles said "Barg of course means Eat. And understanding this now, we know that Wolfgang meant Live! Love! Eat!, his chef's mantra. Zombese is a complex language, and while it is not always apparent, with many zombies speaking in code, those that speak from"
Frank Biddles said "their hearts speak the true form of Zombese or Zamgrh. Fortunately, Nome and myself have achieved a certain level of codification of the language, and is available through any necronet connection."
Frank Biddles said "We've paired up with Oxford University to bring this to the general public, as we're not sure our Plague remains only here in Malton."
Frank Biddles said "Those interested can access our data here: *turns toward white board*"
Frank Biddles said Zamgrh
Frank Biddles said Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon
Frank Biddles said "This is your best resource for speaking zombese without crossing the life-divide yourself, to answer your question, Sarah."
Frank Biddles said "Any questions?"
Dale McGillicuddy said "So, am I correct in my assumption that Amarah Ragazzah is Emeril Lagasse? I hate that guy. I've got some tasty BBQ sauce if you want to hunt 'im up and eats him, Wolfgang."
Frank Biddles said "Yes, proper names are often the most difficult thing to translate, and yes, he was referring to Emeril Lagasse, which he said he ate."
Frank Biddles said "Other questions?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Mrh zah manah harmanz nah gabbah-gabbah g!zambah? Az marh naz! Ah mah Gaz.... Rrrgang maz zzzz agan..."
Frank Biddles said "Why is it that so many humans don't speak kiZombie? Is very nice! Ohmygod....I must sleep again...."
Frank Biddles said "Good question, simply put, english speakers are lazy. I know, I am one. We don't get out of our comfort zones."
Frank Biddles said "Well, it's been a pleasure addressing your fine group. We both hope to come back at some future date to address you."
Frank Biddles said "Please post the transcript of the whole session on my talk page, someone."
Frank Biddles said "."
ClarkClarkson said "I'd say, just copy/paste the conversation into your user page? ;)"
Frank Biddles said "Yes, but see, mines all fragmented because I don't have it all on one screen as you, the listeners do."
ClarkClarkson said "Gah, I'm sorry, I closed down my browser window before I read your reply. :( I hope there's another person to help you out."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "HAH! Nah grab Rrrgangz RNA!!! Az nah naz! Rrrgang... Maz... Zzzzzzz....."
Frank Biddles said "ROFLMAO! I never noticed he Rattles in his sleep..."
Frank Biddles said "Clark I hope so as well, and I'm now out of AP."
Viruse the zombie said "Mrh?"
One Angry Zed said "ok, posted a transcript--think I got everything--but it's just a text c+p, not screenshots--hope that's ok..."
Flickman666 revivified a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "***claps and hoots*** Wonderful speach, awe inspiring... or as the zombies would say 'Ama!z!ng' In the library we speak Q-zombie which maybe Mr.Unicorns (id=493936) will demostrait for you. But can you give us some recipes Mr.Puck ? I always hear about"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "bananas and bra!nz, but how can we combine the two ? Is it frozen, broiled, curried perhaps ? Anyhoo, thanks for the lovely discussion, I too have found the Zookeepers treasure their animals **plugs a fish bubbler up to an octopuses tank**" (3 hours and 41 minutes ago) Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Ah, bananaz an branz... Grab hra banana.... Grab hra harman an harm ham... Grab branz. Grab barbaga zaarz, GRRRRAAAAAGH zah bananaz, branz an barbaga zaarz. Habbah hangrah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Ah mah GAZ! Ah harman mrh hra zambah! Zah harrarh, Gaz, ZAH HARRARH!"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
MrFredSmith said "Damn... you people really do let *anyone* in here!"
Viruse said "Kill The Zambahs"
James Mcdaniel said "I respectfully request to the members of the QSG that you please remove Jadkor from your library so that he may be dealt with. He has destroyed generators in numerous buildings in the immediate vicinity and then chooses to rest here and take advantage of"
James Mcdaniel said "your no kill zone. His cowardice disgusts me. To so blatantly try and take advantage of your generosity is a vile deed. If one of your members could persuade him to stop abusing your establishment I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you for your time.."
Gore Girl said "Well this has been a most fascinating evening. Thank you Frank and Wolfgang for your lecture. Bravo!"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "He was fair about it Jadkor, he's giving you a headstart, that's very sporting indeed. **addressing Walter** Some of these humans can be classy citizens, nyet ?" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago) Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Zambah brazzahz, nah grahnan. Nah habbah hangrah harmanz harh. Rrrgang gabbah-gabbah grh harmanz harh, an zah harmanz hab ban naz. Gah azzagh an barg harmanz - nah anzagh."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "B naz zambahz anzagh. Aragh?"
Rejete said "Hello, fuckin Zedz!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Z? Harmanz, z? An harmanz agzg, Mrh zambahz grab harmanz? GAZ! Bananabranz harman az angrah! Nah barah naz!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Ghahngrab.ahrab.!ahnz, Mrh Bahgh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah rahahgh!ng h.ahrh.arb. B.ah rh!b.!ng zhah b.ranzghrh!bb."
pink unicorns the zombie said "Arh h!ah brann!ng b.ah ahba.n ah ra.zb.aahranb.?"
Charles Darwin said "Huzzah!! Well spoken all around, what? Cracking good show old boy. Very impressed and all that tosh."
One Angry Zed said "I must say, I think this the most delightful place in all Malton"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "...az naz.... Grab mah banana.... Zzzzz..........."
an octopus said ":: applauds ::"
an octopus said ":: eyes the happy scientist's lab coat. Perhaps those pockets hide tasty, tasty crustaceans that a hungry octopus might enjoy? Slowly, noncholantly, it extends a couple of arms and edges them towards the nearest pocket ::"
Von Luthius said "Revived a bloke at Turpin and invited him inside here when he gets up and is alive again, hopefully have a new speaker perhaps."
Von Luthius said "Hey a Happy Scientist! Hey Pink Unicorns! Hey an octopus! Hey An Angry Zed!!!"
Jarper said "Thanks very much, Wolfgang and Frank. That was classic. (-:"
SweetIrony said "*applauds* Wonderful speeches, wonderful translating! This has surely been one of the best lectures yet. Too bad Ketchelbank or Bust wasn't here yet, from what I hear he loves BBQ sauce... right Mr Octopus?"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "MoreThanDork, where do I know you from?"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "Oh, and an excellent show by Mr. Puck and Mr. Biddles"
One Angry Zed said "Yes, quite brilliant--I was going to offer up my lecture on ZKing next, as I have an urge to return to undeath and it, but I can't imagine following that so directly--"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "I concur, Sir Fred, very classy to at least offer a warning. Maybe the area survivors are finally starting to learn some class."
SweetIrony said "Viruse, it's good to see you back! Don't worry about the zambahz, they're our guests too! Do you still intend to speak on Zombie Youth? *whispers to her fellow librarians not to let this impressionable young one near a certain large print annex*"
wernstrom2006 killed a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "and just as Pvt Sobchak was talking about class, we get annoying graffiti and a guest murdered... somebody tell me why I don't bite harmanz again?"
Shadowean said "I have returned. Some silly bugger actually killed me! For shame."
FennisZotorman said "ok well if u say its safe"
Charles Darwin said "My good Fennis, the only killing in here (which is quite unfortunate and against the library rules) is of harmless zombie guests! This is quite a civilized place, what? Please pull up a large comfy chair and open a nice leather book."
FennisZotorman said "thanks Charles, i'll join you by the fireside its cold out been snowing today"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "Sir Fred, I have to log a complaint against your inside voices rule. For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint! We're talking our basic freedoms here!"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "I did not see my buddies die face down in the -- Dude? Where you going?"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "I'm finishing my coffee."
ignoti said "Walter, that only counts if they're preventing you from speaking! Asking you to keep it down, is not prior restraint!"
ignoti said "For more information, look up Loud Bob v. Skilliter Library."
ignoti said "Of course, now that the Supreme Court are all Zambahz, perhaps they'll find differently."
ignoti said "Glen, you're looking rather peckish, do you need some assistance?"
GrumbleCake the zombie said "Rh hrn rrh arrh hra hra brnh rh rrh an rm grnna harn rrh rrh hra rng, rng, rng, rng rmrh. -"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
ignoti said "GrumbleCake, could you get that phone?"
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Thank you Glen18. And people wonder why I was such an angry zombie... Every time I turn around, some zombie is always taking a bite out of me. Do I taste that good?"
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::casting a sly glance around the room, he sneaks up behind a happy scientist and quickly places two shrimps and a hermit crab in his lab coat:::"
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::supressing a grin, he scampers back to the stacks to look for a book:::"
pop n fresh said "be aware that Jadkor is a GK."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Hrangh, az harman, mabah gah zhabbang, grab Baggah Brrg!ng. Az mahrh Hrangh zambahz gan habbah hangrah. An mabah grab Hrag Ghaggag, zah harmanz maz brang mahrh bang-bang an Hrangh-zam."
One Angry Zed said "thanks for the heals Fennis... GrumbleCake, I had no idea we had such a connoisseur of cheese among us... most zombies can't bear the taste of me, as apparently I taste very much like gouda"
MoreThanDork said "Jadkor. You've been warned. You have 12 hours to vacate of your own free will or we'll dump you out by force for abusing the sanctity of this No Kill Zone."
MoreThanDork said "GrumbleCake, why'd you infect me? IWe've all noticed a groaning zed the past day and your biting and infecting me indicates that YOU are that groaning zed. This is a No Kill Zone. All zombies here (living or dead) are guest of the Quartly Study Group."
MoreThanDork said "I'm a living zombie myself (play as a zombie, revived by QSG to take part in QSG lecture series) and carry nothing but fully loaded shotguns and pistols for the sole purpose of enacting revenge and harmanz who revive me. Don't groan or bite again, thanks"
fire cheez said "hi folks...i am quite disappoint. first, i get killed AND dumped. I asked for a killing, not a dumping. then, some phucktard gets the cades to EHB. Then, I get shot by some assclown while trying to tear down the cades. I manage to get em to VS however..."
fire cheez said "...only to find them at EHB when I wake back up. That sucks. why not leave this place at VS, god....dang."
fire cheez said "not to mention stoopid bounty hunters killing me even as a zombie...they should be put on a phucktard list for stuff like that. *they cant even collect a bounty for killing anyone as a zed, it's just annoying*"
Frank Biddles said "That's a good idea, there, Wolfie."
fire cheez said "i believe some forget about the duties a bounty hunter has...claiming the bounty, that is. if you cant claim it, dont pull the trigger. is that concept so hard to grasp?"
toreador said "Well, what is the right settings for the barricades. Anything means Zombie guests can't get in."
fire cheez said "Not true. VS means, that a zombie with 50AP can get in, if they have maxed out claws. It is quite possible for a single zombie to tear down VS cades in one turn. I think we should leave them at VS, what say the officials?"
wernstrom2006 killed a zombie.
Alfred Noobel said "Thank you for reviving me, Luthius. A most unpleasant event took place while I was passing thru this neighbourhood on a recon mission to our former HQ in Pimbank."
Alfred Noobel said "Some bandit callad Mr. Chord decided to take some shots at me, leaving me rotting inside the warehouse up there.... Oh you've got zeds in here, nice!"
Melani said "Does anyone have a spare fak? I'm infected and I think is starting to mold...."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Hah! Ah harman hab ganz an bang-bang Rrrgang! Grrrrh... Am gannah barg zah harman grh mah zambah z ham agan!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harman az zah-hra, zah-Z. Rrrgang gannah z ham agan, harharharh!"
glen18 said "cheers for the heal ignoti and pop n fresh"
donutron said "Grumblecake infected me"
donutron said "i don't want to break the quartly's safe zone but this can't be tolerated"
A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north.
A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 3 blocks to the south.
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "GrumbleCake doesn't seem to quite get the point of the Quartly. I think he's been infecting people over the course of the last few days. Shall we take care of him?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Mabah zambah az hangrah, mrh? Harmanz barg gahhah an ganaghz - mrh zambahz hab? Nazzang! Aggzab harmanz."
Billiums said "Interesting...humans...being friends with...Zombies?"
Billiums said "Can there be peace?!"
Billiums said "But it's nice to see you fellow Eliters!"
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the north.
One Angry Zed said "fair enough, Wolfgang, he may well be hungry, but given how much he's eaten of me alone today, wouldn't one expect his zombie appetite to be sated by now?"
A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the south.
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Mabah... Mabah nah. Zam zambahz arh barah, barah hangrah, mrh?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Z.... Haz zambah. Am zambah. Harmanz harm ham, an Rrrgang anrah zambah anzagh. An zan Rrrgang maz grahn, brang mahrh zambahz bgaz Rrrgang nah gannah b anrah zambah."
Tactical Grace said "Are we getting the speeches down for posterity?"
Tom Matthews said "Oh look, some zombies."
Weber killed a zombie. ...and another.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Arrghh my friendly zombie friends ! Why, why, why you gotta be like that ? ***pounds fist on floor*** Why must you kill Mr. Puck, he was about to give me a good recipe for ham and banana zandwhiches !"
Dale McGillicuddy said "James Mcdaniel, you've been kind enough to provide ample warning, and, I'd like to request a screenshot - quartlystudygroup@gmail.com - but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I would request that you not use a firearm... I'm still finding"
Dale McGillicuddy said "steel shot in the Sci-Fi paperbacks. We're without a copy of any copies of Farenheit 451 thanks to that last bounty hunter." (21 hours and 2 minutes ago) Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "MRH HARMAN BANG-BANG RRRGANG!?!?!?"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Magz mah angrah zambah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Gambarhaaaah mah Gaz.... Gambarhaaaaaaah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Gambarhaaah mah Gaaaz.... Gambarhaaaaah...."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Zamahn zangang, Gaaaaz!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Gambarhaaaaah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Aaaaaah Gaz.... Gambarhaaaah."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Gam-ah-gam-ah-gam-ah-gam-ah-gam-ah gam!rh!aaaaaan! Zah gam an gaaaaaah! Zah gam an gaaaaaaah!"
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Am zarrah, z zang az nah barah naz."
Wolfgang Puck the zombie said "Harmanz hab hrhg Baham!an Rabzabah, ragh?"
One Angry Zed said "No worries Wolfgang, just glad to see nobody dumped your body before you could stand up... I was actually hoping you might be around for my ZKing lecture, when I finally get around to giving it..."
One Angry Zed said "ah, yes, Bohemian Rhapsody?"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "Bohemian Rhapsody? Huh, we were just singing that on the Red Rum boards."
One Angry Zed said "So, by request... a brief lecture on ZKing, or more technically, ZZKing, also known in some circles as life culting."
One Angry Zed said "A mirror image of death cultists and folk such as the RRF's Gore Corps, ZKers are, at least for this lecture, defined as those zombies who only harm other zombies."
One Angry Zed said "Some do it to advance the harman cause; some do it in a fight for zombie-harman peace."
One Angry Zed said "I am among the latter. I ZK only those zombies that have harmed harmanz. Those who live peacefully by harmanz, I do not harm."
One Angry Zed said "ZKing is a bit of a misnomer. Actually killing zombies as a zombie is generally pointless."
One Angry Zed said "A proper ZKer seeks out those zombies looking to harm harmanz and attempts to reduce the AP cost to harmanz to neutralize the threat."
One Angry Zed said "This includes, but is not limited to, knocking said zombies down to within 10AP of a headshot, infecting zombies that death cult,"
One Angry Zed said "harrassing zombies to the point they burn AP on ZKer revenge, and, in the case of break-ins, killing zombies inside a safe-house."
One Angry Zed said "For myself, I am a zombie vegetarian and farmer. I believe all zombies and harmanz can live peacefully side by side, if zombies stop eating brainz."
One Angry Zed said "And now, I close with a poem (apologies to zombie Wordsworth):"
One Angry Zed said "A slumber did my spirit seal;"
One Angry Zed said "I have no human skills:"
One Angry Zed said "I seem a thing that cannot feel"
One Angry Zed said "The touch of earthly years."
One Angry Zed said "Full motion have I now, and claws;"
One Angry Zed said "I both hear and see;"
One Angry Zed said "Rolled round in earth's diurnal course,"
One Angry Zed said "With rocks, and stones, and QSG."
One Angry Zed said "*taps mike* Thank you for your time. I'll gladly take any questions before I head out. I hear there's a new Mall Tour that begs my ZKing attention..."
taskforce58 destroyed the generator.
taskforce58 killed a zombie.
taskforce58 said "I think I hit the generator by accident. Sorry."
One Angry Zed said "um, taskforce58, this is a no killing zone. That means no killing zombies either, let alone generators."
Scheffler said "taskforce58, kill nothing or no one. We have no patience for thugs."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Thank you, thank you Mr.Zed. Very informative, I hadn't actually though so much before about the futility of killing zombies. With headshot you mildly inconvenience people, but the superior ZKer must be even more strategic. Bravo, bravo. **claps**"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Just one question before I handle the spraypaint and tackle the cades, do you try to defend a territory or do you wander looking for hordes ?" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago) Charles Darwin said "It's wonderful to see my fellow Eliters here as well. I hope you enjoyed that stirring lecture. Nothing like a good academic lecture to get one's blood up, what? But I do wish people would stop killing each other here. Not very cricket, innit?"
glen18 said "Very informative, thank you Mr. Zed"
Charles Darwin said "An excellent job Mr. Zed! Bravo! Well done old chap. Cracking good lecture."
glen18 said "Very informative, thank you Mr. Zed"
One Angry Zed said "you are all very kind, thank you indeed! typically, my rather small group looks to follow hordes, both because they are more likely to be harming harmanz, and also because then we're less likely to cause harmanz to waste ammo on shooting a friendly z"
wernstrom2006 said "Apologies for killing you guests, I'm new to the burb. Didn't realise you allowed the zeds inside. I see you've placed a no kill zone message up, pity you hadn't done that wasn't here when I was online."
wernstrom2006 said "Oh, and Gore Girl, if it weren't for the fact that i believe violence against a SURVIVOUR is deplorable, I would return those bullets you gave me in kind. However, this time, I let it pass. Next time I won't."
One Angry Zed said "well, at least he apologized, I guess... it's an improvement"
xryanx1 said "We need to lower our cades again. At last check there were seven zombies standing on our doorstep."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "This may've been the biggest wiki I've ever built -- http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Quartly_Lecture_Group"

Jan 25

an octopus said ":: Bob, you sly old thing. The octopus's arm snares the hermit crab and gently removes it, crane-style, dragging it in to its beak. Oh, the octopus was right! Scientists DO have pockets full of delicious food. What's this, a pair of shrimp? ::"
an octopus said ":: It is indeed the octopus's lucky day. As it consume the stolen shrimp, the spoils of the perfect crime, the octopus eyes Darwin carefully. Surely such a man could conceal the most exotic and rare of crustacean treats! ::"
Ramboid said "Might still be a couple of zeds still outside that didn't get the invitation to leave."
Shadowean said "There is no invitation to leave. They are invited to stay."
ignoti said "Yeah, we're waiting on the breakout performance of the Tranz-Zamberian Orchestra."
A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the south.
toreador said "Does the no kill policy really make sense?"
toreador said "I mean, shouldn't we be encouraging visitors not to kill the guest zombie lecturers."
toreador said "PKers aren't going to follow the request anyway. This should not be some haven for Pkers running from Bounty hunters. Zombie hordes will eat brains anyway."
toreador said "It seems the only killing I've seen here in the last week has been the occasional tard killing and dumping or a PKer extracting revenge."
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "I disagree. If it's a situation where we obviously are under attack, then we can make an exception for the rules. Otherwise, I think it's a great idea to have an island in the middle of all the turf wars and staring contests that most survivor groups"

Pvt Walter Sobchak said "get into."
A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north.
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Great talk Mr. Zed, most enlightening!"
Bob the Angry Zombie said ":::smiles at the octopus:::"
A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north.
FennisZotorman said "nice to see zeds and survivors getting along"
FennisZotorman said "new take on urban dead, it could catch on ???"
FennisZotorman said "where have all our guest speakers gone?? out for lunch?"
fire cheez said "both uthor2 and weber have ceased to exist. i figured after disrespecting the rules in here they were due for a lesson. tough bastards, took me a bunch of shotguns to nail 'em both in one turn. it was explained to everyone else what caused my actions."
fire cheez said "cheers, folks"
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the south.
wernstrom2006 said "F*** it, changed my mind, there's your bullets back b****"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
GrumbleCake the zombie said "Ahm bagh, harman harmanz!"
28.34 MHz: "oooooOOOOOooooo steeeem n shoogarrrgh ooooOOOOooooOOOOOoooo"
28.34 MHz: "oooooOOOAAAAAAaaaahhhh QSG will sufffffrrrrrrrrraaAAAAGHHH!"
28.34 MHz: "dooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooommmmMMMmm for QSG"
Daniel Defoe the zombie destroyed the generator.
Daniel Defoe the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
Daniel Defoe the zombie said "-. --- -.-...-...-.......--.. -.....- -.----.....-... -.-..- -. --.... -....-.-.-.-"
Charles Darwin said "That was very rude Mr. Defoe! And from such a literary man as yourself. Well I suppose it was the death thing that has addled your senses. Your brain isn't as full formed as it used to be. But I must ask you to stop with the biting and smashing."
Charles Darwin said "Or you will be asked, in no uncertain terms, to vacate the premises!"
Charles Darwin said "*plays absent mindedly with his pocket full of juicy barnacles*"
A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 3 blocks to the south.
HelloTher killed a zombie.
A flare was fired in this block.
HelloTher said "1 down, out ap, good luck yall"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
the zombie franklin the zombie said "Hrrh!"
Torscha the zombie dragged Ned Edderson out into the street.
the zombie franklin the zombie said "Han rrh rrh harng mrh hrrrh."
the zombie franklin the zombie said "Rh brgrn rh, rh rrh rh ramrnrh hrh rrrarrrh rh rrh rnnrgrh."
the zombie franklin the zombie said "Ha anrnrh hrrrh rrrh rrrarrrh rn hrh grararh rrh?"
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie said "Ha arrh rh hra rrarng hrrrh?"
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie gestured at itself.
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie gestured at the survivors.
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie said "BrG BrG HrNG"
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie said "ZrrM!"
Yet Another Dead Guy the zombie said "Brh"
the zombie franklin the zombie said "Rh rn rh rrh ra."
ignoti said "Zarrah, Zambah! Ah nah harm ahn zambah. :("
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
fire cheez said "what the fuck is up with you zombies? obviously, this is an intended no kill zone. it is too bad you dont want to understand this concept."
FennisZotorman said "ah the zeds are back, so whats this evenings lecture on?"
FennisZotorman said "would any zeds like a revive? say mrh, if you need to"
Shadowean said "toreader, I'll think you'll find your point that PKers will not adhere to the rule is quite inaccurate. I am a PKer. i do not break the rules. I even try not to shelter in here immediately after a kill."
donutron said "ok...that's it.....i'm sick of refuelling/replacing the genny only to have some tard come in and torch it....Daniel Defoe, your existence is at an end, rules and courtesy be damned"
donutron killed a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "thx for the kind words earlier, Bob--funny, looking at our names... could we be distantly related?"
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south.
sodapop9mm said "There, now I can get back to reading Pere Goriot"
Terisa Morgan said "Thanks for the revive, Sir Fred. Kind of you to notice my unbecoming condition."
gloppygoo the zombie destroyed the generator.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Gore Girl killed a zombie. ...and another.
sarah tonin said "Gore Girl!! my, a little pent up today?"
sarah tonin said "or were you killing the GKer, which i can't say i havn't done too..."
Wade Wilson III said "Alfred ... Good to see you brotha."
Wade Wilson III said "ARRRRGH! Zombies inside"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Brh!z zb.ahb zhah h.!ahra.ngha."
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah ha.h. Ah zahng b.ahna!b."
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzaannnzzzg zzanng zzannng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n zha.ra.z nah ha.ah.hra.n"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!b.z h!z! H!h. H!ah b.ra!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzaannnzzzg zzanng zzannng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Nah ha.rrh b!rahah az"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Abahh. Az ahnrh! Zgha!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n ahrrh zhah b!brh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "R!h.!ng h.ahrh b.ahb.hra!"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzz!!!zzzz!!!zzz!!!nnnngg zaaaannnng zzzz!!!zzzz!!!zzz!!!nnnngg zaaaannnng"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n zha.ra.z nah ghanb.rh!z"
pink unicorns the zombie said "H!b. H!znb. Harb. B.ah b.ah"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Nazh!ng b.ah gh!rh ahrh b.hra! H.ahrh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Anb. Nah ra.rh!g!ahn b.ahah"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n ahrrh zhah b!brh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "R!!ng ra!h. H!n b!z"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zz!!!zzz zzzzazzznnnnaaannnnaaazzzzz!!!!nnnnnggggg"
pink unicorns the zombie said "H!ah ma.! Za.! Hra!m ah b.rh!marh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Bab. Hra!m nah zhah ahnrh! Ahan"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah hahb zahmb.hra.! H!ahrrh gzah!n az"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Anb. Zhah h.ahrrb. H.!rrh b! Az ahan"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzaaazzz!!!!zzzaaaazzzz!!!!zzzz!!!!nnnnngggg"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n nah bahza.z!ahnz"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah h.ahanb.hra.rh h!h. H!ah ghan"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Nah n!!b. H.ahrh grh!!b. Ahrh hahnga.rh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Ah brahzha.rhahahb. Ahh. Man"
pink unicorns the zombie said "!mag!n ahrrh zhah b!brh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zharh!ng ahrh zhah h.ahrrb."
pink unicorns the zombie said "Nnnnaaaannnn!!!!!nnaaaa zzzzz!!!!!zzzzzaaaaazzzz!!!!nnnngggg"
pink unicorns the zombie said "H!ah ma.! Za.! Hra!m ah b.rh!marh"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Bab. Hra!m nah zhah ahnrh! Ahan"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Mah hahb zahmb.hra.! H!ahrrh gzah!n az"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Anb. Zhah h.ahrrb. H.!rrh rh!h. Hra.z ahan"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzz!!!zzzzaaaazzzzaaannnggg"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzz!!!!zzzzzaaaazzzz!!!!!nnngggg"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Zzzzaaaazzzz!!!!!zzzaaazzzz!!!!!nnnggggg zzaazz!!nng"
Jarper said "Bravo!"
Jarper said "I heard Chapman smashed generators too."
28.34 MHz: "yoooOOOooooooOOoou ssssayyooooudonntttt killll at quartley"
Jarper said "Back in a tic."
pink unicorns the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
pink unicorns the zombie gestured down at the ground.
28.34 MHz: "yooOOOooou doooOOOOoooo noOOoooww yoooou arrrrgh dooOOoomed!"
28.34 MHz: "steeeammm and shooogarrgh nevaaAARGH FAAaade. . ."
One Angry Zed said "pink, that was delightful--beautiful, even"
zombie hunter 200 said "lol ok"
Pvt Walter Sobchak said "well done. constant entertainment at the quartly!"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "***Applause for pink*** Hoorah for the zombie bard. Hoorah ! **hands Mr.Unicorns a bouquet of stems** Such a lovely voice, and your harp sounds good, is that new catgut ? Oh, Mz.GoreGirl what is the profile of the other zombie guest ?"
pink unicorns the zombie said "Za.h.hra.n za.rah zhrh!! H.hra!h. H.ahrh h.hra!h."

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