Suggestion:20070816 Kalashnikov

Moderator note: Removed from voting as Vandalism. --The Grimch ^Mod-U! 09:19, 17 August 2007 (BST)

20070816 Kalashnikov

 Savant  Chit-Chat  21:06, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Suggestion type
A little humor

Suggestion scope
Survivors

Suggestion description
To show that UD doesn't really need rifles, i made this Suggestion. BTW, i won't be mad if you spam this or kill. It deserves to be killed and spammed.

On the begining of the game you can choose to be a Arms Dealer, and you automatically get a Kalashnikov (AK-47) and 2 clips, or you can begin as any other charachter but without the allmighty AK-47.

AK-47 in this game will be represented as a "solution" to zombies, next to Syringes. If found the player can add a sniper scope to kill every zombie in 10x10 squares, of course, if he doesnt run out of ammo. AK-47 can be found in Police Departments, Malls, and in Cemetery. (people today aren't going anywhere without protection) Search rates are all the same 50% (beacuse it is the cheapest weapon in the world!), And the Arms Dealers, to the present situation have given 50% lower prices beacuse they know it is a easy way to get rich! If a player has a AK-47 in his equipment, he has an extra button, the "intimidate" button. Humans, even zombies get scared if some big guy stuffs the barrel in their mouth. The enemy has a 25% chance wetting their pants, and losing 50XP. If the player has 2 AK-47, he will get the "more intimidate" button. The enemy he chooses will run 2 blocks away, without using his AP. It is scary to see 2 weapons at the same time pointed at you!

Firing modes are simple: Burst and single shot. Burst gives max. 50% if trained to the top and 2 damage per round! Count that it is 50% accuarcy per round! And the burst fire is... well... whole clip and it takes 15 AP! Single shot gives max 60% accuarcy with 2 damage per round and 1 AP taken. With the sniper scope is it 75% accuarcy and headshot damage.

Also, a new skill is available "upgrade". The player is able to upgrade the AK-47 to lvl 5! Yes, guns become alive! It adds few metal barrels to slow the recoil and things.

Chart:

Basic Firearms Training 15%, with scope 25%, burst mode 10%

Kalashnikov Training 30%, with scope 40%, burst mode 20%

Advaced Kalashnikov Training 60%, with scope 75%, burst mode 50%

Voting Section

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Keep Votes

1. Brrrap! - Fi real! De garrison yute dem seh put de bloodclaat AKs inna de game! Rite now yuh don' kno seh dere's X-amount ah fassyholes inna Malton. Evrywhere mi go mi buck up pon nuff feds and soldiers and informers dem. Mi wan tek it to dem hot wit AK and glock. -- Pavluk 22:32, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Kill Votes

1. Author Kill and kill to all rifles!--  Savant  Chit-Chat  21:09, 16 August 2007 (BST)
2. Teh holy AK i've changed category to Category:Humorous Suggestions --~~~~_T^''' 21:30, 16 August 2007 (BST)
3. Not-so-funny-Kill - There is a place for humorous. Please put them there, even if you are trying to make a statement.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:16, 16 August 2007 (BST)

I'l try to remember it next time. --  Savant  Chit-Chat  08:02, 17 August 2007 (BST)

1. Oh Noes AK-47 Like Suicidalangel said,theres a place to put humorous suggestions

Spam/Dupe Votes

1. crap not even funny enough to put in humorous... you do know that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? --Honestmistake 00:00, 17 August 2007 (BST)
2. Spam - Not even going to comment on this. Can we please get another handfull of Spam votes ASAP so we don't have to look at this anymore? --Steakfish 23:37, 16 August 2007

   Remember to sign! I put it there for you. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:28, 17 August 2007 (BST)

3. SPOON -Sed nemo potuit tangere: merda fuit. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:18, 17 August 2007 (BST)
4. Vandalism This isn't even spam.--Pesatyel 04:50, 17 August 2007 (BST)
5. Bad Joke --Midianian 08:06, 17 August 2007 (BST)
6. Ha-ha - Hey griefers! Come over here! --Anotherpongo 09:02, 17 August 2007 (BST)
7. Vandalism - Removing from voting and warning now. --The Grimch ^Mod-U! 09:12, 17 August 2007 (BST)

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