Suggestion:20070822 Beer

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NO VOTING. This submission gives zombie parachuters an easier way to die.

Beer

=Doc Crook 22:05, 22 August 2007 (BST)

Beer wiki

In this game, beer grants 1 hp to the drinker. In real life, beer kills brain cells, and damages the liver. So why should it heal?

Beer should do damage to the body over time. Beer should take away 5 health, decrease aim by 5%, and slur speech.

How many you drink:

• 1 beer= + 1hp.
• 2 beers= + 1 hp
• 3 beers= aim decreased by 5%, speech slurred.
• 4 beers= - 5hp.

and continues to remove 5hp for an hour for each beer you drink.

slurred speech adds extra sh's and removes some T's, A's, and R's. example:Wha'sh a'e you talking 'bout?

If you die, you see this message:
'You black out'

If someone sees you drink yourself to death:
'You see doc crook slump against a wall, unconscious.'
or
'doc crook smells of beer and doesn't appear to be breathing.'

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Keep

1. Keep - There is no such thing as "too much work for Kevan", read the rules.--  Savant  Chit-Chat  09:36, 23 August 2007 (BST)

Kill

1. Kill - 5HP is too much, though idea is interesting --~~~~_T^''' 07:39, 23 August 2007 (BST)
2. Kill/Change I hate the nagative effects... but I really love the speech slurred thing, Wow! --Kaynex 04:38, 24 August 2007 (BST)

Spam

1. Spam - Nerfs beer. -- Pavluk 22:20, 22 August 2007 (BST)
2. Spam - 1. Too much work for Kevan in coding. 2.Overly moralistic, overly realistic, and 3. It would give zombies a way to implement their parachuting tactic much, much faster. Boost to zombies, nerf to survivors, which is overly realistic and not needed at this point, I believe is the point. Nalikill 22:46, 22 August 2007 (BST)
3. Spam - I don't think you took the zombie tactic of paracuting into account when you qrote this.--Seventythree 23:02, 22 August 2007 (BST)

   RE: - No, Im afraid I didnt.....=Doc Crook 23:05, 22 August 2007 (BST)

   That's ok, we all do it. You should start using the discussion page more, get some friendly advice on your ideas and stuff.--Seventythree 23:08, 22 August 2007 (BST)

4. Spam - I'd like it if it was sort of an "Easter Egg" (without all the damage and aim penalties). If you manage to drink say 6 beers in a row, without spending any AP on anything else, you are forced to speak in Death Rattle until you log out. --Steakfish 00:03, 23 August 2007 (BST)
5. Spam - Assuming you're at, say, 3 life, I'd love to see the guy who passes out and dies after 4 beers. --Druuuuu 04:46, 23 August 2007 (BST)
6. Spam - Let's not get the parents involved, eh? Keep alcohol at +1 HP. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 05:32, 23 August 2007 (BST)
7. Spam - An analogus nerf to Metal Gear Solid's cigarettes would be nice, but this is OVERPOWERED. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 07:21, 23 August 2007 (BST)