Talk:Murder, Inc.
Honor Among Theives?
Comrades, I come before you not only as a Member of the One True Revolution, but as a Fellow Revolutionary in these Times of Imperialist Occupation in Malton.
I cannot help but notice that not only am I in your Fine Blue Book, but that Comrade Mantooth, Hero of the Revolution, and my old Comrade Stephan are both on your list. I see that Your Valiant Founder was once a Member of the Great Revolutionary Party of Mother Russia, and come to you in the hopes that our Innocent Names, obviously placed on your List by Vile Capitalist Insurgents, may be Righteously Removed, and that we can Co-Exist as Comrades in this Revolutionary State of Malton. We work towards the same Grand Goals, Comrades, can we not work together as Friends?--Screw Names 07:46, 6 May 2008 (BST)
The Gore Corps
While he is a member of the RRF, Isambard Curio is not a member of the Gore Corps. In fact, I've never even met the guy. You may want to remove him from your "death cultist" listing and put him under your secondary targets. Just a thought. --Goolina Gore Corps 20:11, 28 June 2007 (BST)
I see that a couple of you are bunking in Roftwood with us. I know we're choice targets, but the only reason we're there is to help clear Quartly Library, repair and barricade. They've been getting hit by a griefer group of zambahz for the past three weeks. If you guys could, how about giving us a hand in there before you kill us all? --Goolina Gore Corps 21:17, 4 July 2007 (BST)
As you can see, we're not attaking your members... at least for now. But we won't help you clear the library. Why? We do not have any contracts with librarians. ps Goolina, is that you on the photo? I mean the one on your wiki page. Just interesting.--Happy Maione Murder, Inc.
- Thanks for not killing us. We got the library cleared and caded yesterday, and are performing guard duty for the librarians until this weekend, when we will be peacefully departing Roftwood. And no, that's not my photo. I wish I had it that good! This is me at a birthday party last month. Yes, I am a real girl on the internet. --Goolina Gore Corps 04:30, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Guarding are you? 'cuse me but killing our agent you call guarding? Fine he had excused. but you'll be executed tommorow. --Happy Maione Murder, Inc.
- Xeose killed M,I. agent in "no kill zone" Quartly Library. I hope it won't happen again. No kills, no executions - If Gore Corps keep their word, I will keep mine. ----Cyrill Shumilyn 19:48, 6 July 2007 (BST)
- Thanks for letting me know about this. I agree that xeose was wrong to kill you, Cyrill, especially inside the library and after you had not attacked us in the auto repair. I'm assuming my murder (and Heiki's) was in retaliation, since the killer said something in Russian before he did it. My apologies, Cyrill. Let's try to keep the library a neutral zone, especially since they have more urgent matters to deal with (like 24 zambahz right outside, all of whom want to get in). --Goolina Gore Corps 20:59, 6 July 2007 (BST)
- I apologize for my comrades from the USSR, their actions at present has no attitude to Murder, Inc. Our contract with them has expired one week ago. We (M,I.) respect Quartly rules, and some our people will help you rebuild and protect building in this weekend. Most likely after your departing (or killing somebody :) we shall sign the new contract and start hunting again. P.S: Now I discuss with people from the USSR about you and Quartly situation, unfortunately I can't promise that they will agree with me.--Cyrill Shumilyn 21:59, 6 July 2007 (BST)
- Cyrill, you are an honorable man. Thank you. --Goolina Gore Corps 22:22, 6 July 2007 (BST)
- I apologize for my comrades from the USSR, their actions at present has no attitude to Murder, Inc. Our contract with them has expired one week ago. We (M,I.) respect Quartly rules, and some our people will help you rebuild and protect building in this weekend. Most likely after your departing (or killing somebody :) we shall sign the new contract and start hunting again. P.S: Now I discuss with people from the USSR about you and Quartly situation, unfortunately I can't promise that they will agree with me.--Cyrill Shumilyn 21:59, 6 July 2007 (BST)
- Thanks for letting me know about this. I agree that xeose was wrong to kill you, Cyrill, especially inside the library and after you had not attacked us in the auto repair. I'm assuming my murder (and Heiki's) was in retaliation, since the killer said something in Russian before he did it. My apologies, Cyrill. Let's try to keep the library a neutral zone, especially since they have more urgent matters to deal with (like 24 zambahz right outside, all of whom want to get in). --Goolina Gore Corps 20:59, 6 July 2007 (BST)
its time to leave,rrf. really it is. Harry 'Happy' Maione 22:43, 8 July 2007 (BST)
- I left on Friday, and the majority of team should have left Saturday. As far as I know, none of them are in Quartly. --Goolina Gore Corps 08:36, 9 July 2007 (BST)
Awww, Captain Grind got me! I was in zambah form though - does that still count? --Goolina Gore Corps 00:36, 20 August 2007 (BST)
- No. We do not hunt on zombies. May be He did it to protect mall... or just for fun. Ask him ; ) --Cyrill Shumilyn 01:43, 20 August 2007 (BST)
- I'll assume it was just for fun. We did a lap around the mall together, and then he recited poetry before the killing shot. Well played. --Goolina Gore Corps 02:22, 20 August 2007 (BST)
Allo there, wanted to say hello and congrats in being able to gun us down repeatedly. We'll have to be more careful. I look forward to killing you guys soon! -IyandaCloud 22:39, 1 September 2007 (BST) Gore Corps
Cyrill, you and AresZ should have shown up to Lacy Cinema earlier. Then you could have partied with me, instead of taking out your frustrations on MikeaveLi and Swing Your Pants. Yeah, I check the DEM spy tool too. --Goolina Gore Corps 18:54, 22 September 2007 (BST)
It looks like we've got quite a number of RRF. Maybe you wanna say something :) --Harry 'Happy' Maione 20:14, 28 September 2007 (BST)
- my dear macaroniс man, do not lift up a nose (= Their bullets can be more eloquently than their words. --Cyrill Shumilyn 21:14, 28 September 2007 (BST)
- Killing us doesn't bother us. While you're spending your bullets and AP on us, our undead zethren are killing your NT defenders. It's all about priorities, Happy. That's why we're called death cultists. --Goolina Gore Corps 04:52, 29 September 2007 (BST)
dammit, you both are so boooring :P --Harry 'Happy' Maione 17:40, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- I have a non-boring proposal. How about we hire you to kill some of USSR and/or the people in Went? C'mon, don't act like you wouldn't like it! --Goolina Gore Corps 22:18, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- That was a nice joke!!! I like it! --Managent 18:25, 1 October 2007 (BST)
I would like to propose a temporary cease-fire between Murder Inc and the Gore Corps, starting today (Friday) and ending Sunday. Some of the team would like to visit Roftwood to attend the Welcome Back party for the Quartly librarians. They are under orders not to kill anyone while in Roftwood, and will be peacefully departing the area by Sunday. --Goolina Gore Corps 15:59, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
- Ок, we agree. I have given orders. --Cyrill Shumilyn 19:07, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
are you
pkers?--Darkmagic 17:48, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Yes, we are. But we do not kill everybody we see. Most our targets are completely criminal subjects who deserved death. --Cyrill Shumilyn 19:05, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- IMHO, they're more like bounty hunters who do a lot of hunting/killing don't claim bounties. Plus if you're lucky, you might get one of them to recite a poem before he kills you. Bonus! --Goolina Gore Corps 21:07, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Killing me acts as a decleration of war against the revolution. so, do you kill people even if you don't know if there bad?--Darkmagic 21:20, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Stopstopstop, you wanna say someone of M,I. had killed you? who and when. and btw our clients are usually listed in RG, and they're quite 'bad'. some even bastards >_< --Managent 21:56, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Wait a moment. I may be bad, but I'm in no way a bastard. --Goolina Gore Corps 22:34, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- I'm not talking about you, no way! but you know you're not the only one we hunt!! --Managent 23:07, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Wait a moment. I may be bad, but I'm in no way a bastard. --Goolina Gore Corps 22:34, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- No, so, who do you kill? i need to know before i invite you.--Darkmagic 21:58, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- We hunt only targets from our BluE BooK. The contents of this book is chosen by our clients. Bad or good? I don't really know, but we try to avoid sign contracts that can damage our reputation. Yes, we kill for reputation and glory (= --Cyrill Shumilyn 22:59, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Stopstopstop, you wanna say someone of M,I. had killed you? who and when. and btw our clients are usually listed in RG, and they're quite 'bad'. some even bastards >_< --Managent 21:56, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Killing me acts as a decleration of war against the revolution. so, do you kill people even if you don't know if there bad?--Darkmagic 21:20, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- IMHO, they're more like bounty hunters who do a lot of hunting/killing don't claim bounties. Plus if you're lucky, you might get one of them to recite a poem before he kills you. Bonus! --Goolina Gore Corps 21:07, 29 September 2007 (BST)
i would like to
Invite you to the The Malton Revolution, Why? Because we seem to have the same goals. Look it over, ignore spelling cause thats not a fair reason and get back to me. It would help promote unity for malton and you don't need to truely listne ot everything i say, just as long as some of you join the forum you can easily take part in the assembly.*this message is more or less just copy pasted from a earlier one so thats why it might not be good for your group*--Darkmagic 00:31, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- We will NOT join revolution, but revolution can hire us to kill somebody --Managent 18:53, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- Why not? ohm heres your target. Izumi Orimoto, no idea where she hiding, check her group, the locketside valkeries, zerger and a wiki pupper user.--Darkmagic 22:20, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- We need his profile and do you want him to know you had hired uz, or not? --Managent 21:48, 1 October 2007 (BST)
- We will NOT join revolution, but revolution can hire us to kill somebody --Managent 18:53, 30 September 2007 (BST)
An Invitation to the PKA
Just dropping in to invite your members to become a recognized part of the The PKer Alliance. Drop in, see what's going on and share a plan or two with us. We'll do the same. Hope to here from you soon.--A whale's vagina 16:43, 5 October 2007 (BST)
- Yep, we wanna join --Managent 20:44, 5 October 2007 (BST)
- It's pleasure to us - make pair or three dark affairs together with you >:] --Cyrill Shumilyn 21:02, 5 October 2007 (BST)
- Perfect, just register an account and I'll put in a good word for you with our board admin. Ohh, and don't forget to add your group to the list of affiliated PKA member groups once you've been given board clearance. Welcome to the PKA, now lets go kill someone--Sir WV 21:52, 5 October 2007 (BST)
- Edit--I'm afraid that issues of zerging have been levied against your group. I will have to take back my offer to join the PKA. The PKA can not be tarnished by claims like these. My apoligies to both of you for this.--Sir WV 02:02, 6 October 2007 (BST)
- Perfect, just register an account and I'll put in a good word for you with our board admin. Ohh, and don't forget to add your group to the list of affiliated PKA member groups once you've been given board clearance. Welcome to the PKA, now lets go kill someone--Sir WV 21:52, 5 October 2007 (BST)
- It's pleasure to us - make pair or three dark affairs together with you >:] --Cyrill Shumilyn 21:02, 5 October 2007 (BST)
Where are you guys?
I'm retired from the Gore Corps and am making my Farewell Tour of Malton before I settle down in Ridleybank. I know Rotwood is a mess (my QSG alt is there), so where are you guys? I'd like to say a final farewell...in the form of a hail of gunfire. --Goolina Gore Corps (retired) 21:46, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
