Team Zombie Hardcore/Enemies

A Page Dedicated to Our Enemies

We thought everyone should know the kinds of Douche Bags that we deal with on a daily basis, in the hopes of making it easier for you to deal with these douche bags. Below you will find headings of our enemies, along with photos of them (for better recognition on the streets) as well as a list of their crimes.

Not sure who we are or how you landed here? Check out our main page, but prepare yourself for a roundhouse kick to the mind: TZH

Updated often, so check back soon.

Steeeve

Steeeve Biznass

No, go away you hopeful voyeurs. TZH will not be giving Steeeve the sexytime, at least not until we can do it with a chainsaw (please Kevan!). It should be mentioned here though that TZH is currently engaged in a conflict with the Zerger who metagames by the name "Steeeve". All of his zergs have the name Steeeve in them. Two are currently actively pursuing Team Zombie Hardcore members, a clear violation of Zerger code. TZH has long lived under the zerg rules (we have even had to get rid of members who broke them... sad days!). As such, we are now actively hunting down all Steeeve zergs: Two of them can be seen in the following picture taken of the Steeeve's merely days ago in one of the many Malton (this one happened to be a rainbow club). Either way, this photo is guaranteed to be accurate or your money back!

Late Night TV Crue

These unrepentant PKers have decided to attack TZH members. Already TZH has begun to fight back, and their members are being struck down left and right. Their own spokesperson the talentless yet smoking hot Sarah Silverman has seen our justice once already. A list of their members, links to their rap sheets and/or character pages is forthcoming as intel is gathered. I will be working on finding photos of these jackasses, and they should be up this weekend. Remember people, we have dealt with worse than these before. We will out-kill, out-maneuver, out-live, and out-last these suckers.

Official TZH Response to the Late Night TV Crue: Suck it.

Malton Skeet Club

Operations in the ongoing war against the Malton Skeet Club continues. We encourage all members to go to The Pippard Building and thrash anyone with a Malton Skeet Club group name. These guys are nothing but racist griefers and PKers. Recent evidence also shows that they are zerging. Members of the TEAM are also encouraged to spread the word around South Blythville about what has happened to the BRRC and their cruel fate wrought at the hands of the villainous MSC. We will never stop fighting the good fight! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! LONG LIVE THE BLYTHVILLES! LONG LIVE THE BRRC! ROCK AND ROHL! --Dhavid Grohl 23:57, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

For a more complete list and understanding of why these douche bags suck some heinous anus:

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