The Huxtable Building

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The Huxtable Building
--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 02:15, 21 September 2023 (UTC)
the Huxtable Building

Peddlesden Village [8,23]

Herrin Way Jayne Walk St. Edith's Church
the Avery Arms the Huxtable Building the Giblin Arms
the Lenthall Motel Chick Street the Brickenden Monument

Basic Info:

Description

Office building in the suburb of Peddlesden Village.

Current Events

Outside

You are standing outside the Huxtable Building, a narrow red-brick building covered in abandoned scaffolding. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined for several weeks.

History

The Huxtable Building has always been a struggling office complex. The owners have been desperate to attract businesses to rent space since opening it. In one of many failed publicity events the owners introduced "Cliff Huxtable Days" in which occupants wore gaudy sweaters reminiscent of the character portrayed by Bill Cosby on the very popular show "The Cosby Show".

Other failed promotions included "Huck Finn-table Building" celebrating Mark Twain's famous character and riverboats (in Malton, a land locked city), "Hax-table Building" where they offered free unsecured wireless internet access (the system was shut down after getting flooded with trojans), and the aborted before launch "Fuxtable Building". Malton has laws against Brothels.

It should be noted that the building is quite nice. It's just the owners that are morons.


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