The Penguin Mafia/recruit

After falling upon Malton through a temporal rift, this much diminished segment of the Penguin Mafia has set up a Legitimate Antarctic Flightless Avian Businessman's Social Club in the south-western corner of East Boundwood.

Have one of our pamphlets:

Do YOU like penguins? Do you like shooting things? Did you used to work at a box company? Who killed Mr. Boddy? How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Violet, Klaus, Sunny, Jacques, and Kit are collectively exactly 10 years apart in age. Violet is one year older than Klaus. Klaus' favorite letter is 'V'. Sunny's favorite letter is 'F', but Jacques has no preference insisting he likes all the letters equally except for 'O'. What it Kit's favorite letter? Got Milk? How are you? If you answered yes to any of these questions then join The Penguin Mafia today!		Members enjoy privileges such as: Open Bar - Every fifth Thursday of the month is karaoke night! (We never could get the hang of it.) Moderately Priced Health Care - The finest diagnosticians from here to San DiFrangeles. Free Vicodin samples issued. Automotive Services w\ Carpark - Our motto: We've got the time and we've got the parts, just give us the word and we're ready to start. Religious Services - Now open on Sundays. Tall Buildings! - Perfect for base jumping! Remember: it's not the fall that kills you, it's the zombies. Dependable Life Insurance - No, money down!
		-- Don P. 20:39, 9 July 2008 (BST)