The Sidney Arms
|The Sidney Arms
Last update Jan 2020
|the Sidney Arms
Lamport Hills [56,7]
Once a well-known and popular Australian-themed bar. But after the owner died the pub was shut down and boarded up. Several years of negligence and vandalism left the pub smashed up and looted. The only things that remained as decoration were a few torn and burned Australian flags hanging from the ceiling and a bunch of badly damaged tables and chairs. Broken glass and burned wood was found laying all over the once beautiful marble floor. And then came the outbreak. Just a few weeks later was the pub rediscovered by a group of passing-by survivors. While barricading the doors and windows, these survivors stumbled onto a hidden basement; filled ceiling-high with barrels quality beer. Nowadays, The Sidney Arms is once again a popular location for zombies and Malton Maulers.
The Sidney Arm's Drinks
Lamport Pride - A sweet and fruity 4.5% english style ale, a local favourite
LPA (Lamport Pale Ale) - Lamports own attempt of an IPA , 4% Pale ale a very good drink
Brain Rotter - A horrific strong dark 8% ale, not everybodys taste but it works a treat
Double D - Dead Dudes very own stunning 4.2% bitter ale, extremly popular with the regulars
Blonde Zombie - A 3.2% Citrusy Blonde Ale summer ,regular quest ale perfect for the summer
Malton Dark - A dark 5.2 % malt ale, only for the strong
Croc Hunter - A favoured 4.5 % Australlian style larger, special dedicated to Steve Irwin
Lamport Light - lamports own 3 % light larger for drinking on the job
Lamport Lightning - A cheap 6% white cider , sort of thing you get pissed on as a kid
Lamport Cottage Scrumpy - A 5% cornish style scrumpy cider, popular with the eldar members of lamport
LHC Tiquila - A 49% goldern tiquila made after the cration of the LHC, each bottle contains a zombie finger at the bottom
Conrad Conan - 3 shots of Russian Vodka, Shot of Pimms and a drop of cherry aid served with a small soviet flag (dedicated to conan DD Commander)
Wildcard Special - Blue Vodka Alcapop with 5 random shots of the bartenders choice (Dedicated to first DD recruit and stormtrooper commander Wildcard)
Munkeeeey Buisness - Cider with a double shot of Jager Mister droped into it (dedicated to DD member Punkoroma)
Cherry KunRum - Shot of white Rum, shot of Vodka, shot of cherry liqour and cherry coke (dedicated the DD Founder Adamkun)
Fake Denis - Blue Vodka Alcapop, shot of port and a shot whisky (dedicatd to Real Denis)
Reichland Rafty - 2 shots of Jager Mister, shot of vodka topped off with Red Bull (dedicated to DD officer St Rafty)
Dead Dude Fire And Fury - a fish bowl with a shot of everything in the bar topped up with mixer of the customers choice (dedicated to all the DD members over the past and the other loyal proud lamportians)
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The sidney arms is safe and zombie free.Ex Dead Dudes Leader Dikki returns to the pub and plans to re open her for buisness --Dikki 04:01, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
The Sidney Arms is under malton mauler and zombie control. All Zombies are asked to move to the Sidney arms and expand the operations of all zombies alike and kill the survivor scum. -Neice
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The Sidney Arms remains under Dead Dudes control, with the occasional break-in by Neice and his alt Golllum. The members of the Malton Maulers (i.e. Neice and his alt) continue to attempt a siege, but it has so far been unsuccessful. April 16, 2009. -Grayshadow87
The Sidney arms is now ruined and under control of king Neice and the malton maulers. The dead dudes are close to totally inactive and their leaders and commanders all have fled as the cowers they are a few of their members are sticking around hoping for a fight but the arms is going to be in King neice hands for some time. April 7th 2009- Neice
18th-The Arms is still under attack from the wonderful group Malton Maulers. We have continued to battle for the area and will now go all out for it and have broken into the Arms daily. -Neice
1st - Sidney Arms is now back in possession of the Dead Dudes, and is fully barricaded and powered. --Wast0id 17:15, 1 January 2009 (CST)
14th - Area IS in ruins, however, how much of credit is due to Neice is highly debatable. More likely, he is trying to take credit for the effort of other zombie group's efforts.Dead Dudes are still operating in the area, and things will be back to normal before too long. --Wast0id 20:56, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
14th - Area is under ruin by the great neice and the malton maulers. Much of lamport is in ruins due to the lack of proper handling by the group dead dudes. --Neice 19:56, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
20th - Fighting has died down for a spell of time as the Dead Dudes Re-Org before a fresh assault. The Traitor Neice has been gunned down many many times but still he comes with his alt.
31st - The Arms has been retaken by it's rightful owners, the Dead Dudes. Efforts to rid the rest of the area of the zed scum are ongoing. Dead Dudes Uber Alles!!
11th - The Drama Club performed Apocalypse Now at The Sidney Arms by request of Dikki of the Dead Dudes. The troupe performed for the 2 survivors and 2 zombies present. Bootlegs of shows are available at the Drama Club page. Interested parties can book show through the Drama Club Booking page.
24th - Sanitarium ruin The Sidney Arms as part of their tour. The pub is awarded this graphic in honour of it's participation...
--Talunex 22:06, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
30th - Drama Club staged a performance of "Army of Darkness" at The Sidney Arms by request of Conan2 as part of their Border Tour of Malton. The group is traveling clockwise around the border suburbs of Malton with one show in each suburb. Today they performed for the 8 survivors here. See their group page for performing groups, schedules and booking information.
14th - Dead Dudes hold a opening party with beer and jokes, party was a success with no zombie breakin's at all barricades are still holding
strong some small damage but they stood up to it.