UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Jerrel Yokotory/2015-09-02 Promotion

Administration » Sysop Archives » Jerrel Yokotory » 2015-09-02 Promotion

This page is an archive of Jerrel Yokotory's Promotions candidacy, which was unsuccessful. If you wish to speak with this candidate, please use their Talk page.

Jerrel Yokotory

• Jerrel Yokotory (talk | contribs | UDWiki contribs | vndl data)

I have a lot of edits on this wiki. I've been on this site since 2008ish. Actulley, most of my Danger Reports from back then were pretty legit, I was a huge Danger Report Editor. I also made some great In-Game suggestions over the years, And I was one out of 6 or so commanders of my formally uninactive group of 50 people. So I know how to lead. I haven't been active since roughly 2010, but hey niether has Kevan am I right? Granted, I'll probabley go inactive again after about the next week or so, but hey, I made a great contribution to the suggestions (In-game) page earlier. I feel I should be granted Sysop status so that I may better the Wiki for a week or so before I inevitably get bored or banned or both. Jerrel tlk _{(82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!)}. 02:53, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

• Nope - You didn't make an edit for four years, and this is the best you've got when you came back? We expect better of candidates aiming to fill the role of "inactive sysop". —Aichon— 06:19, 26 June 2015 (UTC)
• Against - Three bids; six years apart, and in every single one you fail crit 2. even if crit 2 was "5 edits in the last 6 months", you would still fail crit 2.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:32, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

  All ops would fail crit 2 today. The promotion guidelines do not really reflect the wiki of today. -- Spiderzed▋ 10:20, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

  It's a reference to his previous bids. Lern2wikiInJoke.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 12:28, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

I may not be the best formatting guy, heck, I basically have to copy and paste other formatting and change the name around, but hey that's better than nothing. Yes, I only show up to comment on random A/VB rulings and hopeless hilarious promotion bids like this. But if elected, I can guarantee I will personally edit up to 250 Danger Reports just to prove a point. Maybe throw in a few real suggestions on how to fix a few of the godawful navigation systems to different pages to archives (I swear, trying to find my old A/VB rulings and batshit crazy suggestions (No Swearing? Haha I was such a kid.) was literally an hour process) I'll probably do that anyways, seeings as how I'm kinda active now, and the Danger Reports on buildings could use a little update. But, if elected, it will be a guarantee (Not just an, eh, maybe) I will edit as much as I can. (Just to prove a point)(Well, until I get bored and go inactive for months.) Again. I'm definantley not the right person for the job. I don't even know how long I will be active. Days? Weeks? If you want a horribly inaccurate representation of what a sysop should be, and you want an wildly unpredictable inactive sysop, then vote me. Again, I'm not the right person for the job. You don't need me, and I don't need you. Vote me as UD wiki Sysop.-- Jerrel tlk _{(82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!)}. 20:23, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

Also, I went ahead and changed the text at the top, because it did not properly reflect me running. There is 1 candidate running.-- Jerrel tlk _{(82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!)}. 20:40, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

Strongly Against --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:04, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

• Vouch. I fully endorse this product or service. 20:44, 26 June 2015 (UTC)
• fore dis the bestest idea evar. --_K 21:11, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

• against, for what it is worth. -- 03:19, 28 June 2015 (UTC)
• Maybe - probably because of the time he defended poor Grim against HUGE JERK cyberbob. A ZOMBIE ANT 04:40, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

  also a bit of a lol A ZOMBIE ANT 04:44, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

  you know, when it comes down to Grim's and Cyberbob, its hard to pick a side. You are better throw an innocent sheep between then and see which one trolls it the least --hagnat 15:36, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

  How can you maybe with my awesome rebuttle to Yonnua?-- Jerrel tlk _{(82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!)}. 04:21, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

  It sucked. And even though you're taking the piss, the fact you seem proud of it upsets me. A ZOMBIE ANT 14:24, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

  Also, while I’m here, is this a bad time to reveal ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:27, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

• against - nothing personal Jerrel, but even before the wiki was more active i had nothing to tell about you. You are a complete blank for me and many others. And i can't vouch someone if i can't tell a single thing they did in the past or present --hagnat 15:39, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

  That's just the thing. I'm not the right person for the job. I definantley don't deserve it. I've never done anything beside a few hundred Danger Reports. I'm wildly inactive. I shouldn't even be posting this promotion bid. Vote me UD wiki sysop.-- Jerrel tlk _{(82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!)}. 04:21, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

  Goddamn you, you crazy bastard, but you make a (somehow) convincing point. _{(Also I still have a soft spot for you from that time you ripped off my taking-the-piss promotion bid format. ♥)} ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:12, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

• fuck you even when you were active you didn't do shit around here.--User:Sexualharrison19:02, 9 July 2015
• Against as the user in question didn't even see the bid through (last edit July 5th). Also bump to have this processed? Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 21:58, 16 August 2015 (UTC)
• ^{Super-Strong Ultra-Mega-Vouch}— I am no match for his powers of persuasion! ALL HAIL JERREL YOKOTORY FNORD ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:12, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Since this bid Jerrel has made less than 20 edits. That, combined with my fellow crats thoughts above, lead me to close this bid as Unsuccessful. --Rosslessness^{Want to complete a dangerous mission?} 19:47, 2 September 2015 (UTC)