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Welcome to the Battle For St. Ethelberts page. If you wish to return to the Upper Left Corner then go ahead.
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This is a log for the fight for Saint Ethelberts in Roftwood where the Upper Left Corner joined forces with the Malton Medical Staff and many other survivor groups to fight off the Ridleybank Resistance Front. While the fight ended up in everyone dying (as ULC events tend to do), the hospital lasted for 2 weeks (Jan 16-30, 2008), and many fond memories were made.
- This page is still under-construction, I'm adding parts as I find them in the logs, while a whole lot more happened in those 2 weeks, these are just the highlights logged. I've cut out some bits due to the massive length and it takes some time to do. Anyways, enjoy! --Jelly Otter 20:31, 14 April 2008 (BST)
- Added Death Speeches Section --Jelly Otter 21:03, 14 April 2008 (BST)
The Battle for St. Ethelberts
Death Speeches
When the chips were down and Ethelberts was being torn down by zombies these brave members of the defending party gave their last comments, and dying words. In order of speeches made.
Newton Pippin
- newton pippin said "Zombahman! You look thirsty? Would you like a nice cup of tea? *Pours ketle into china mug. Boiling water spills all over zombahmans arm* Oh I am so sorry.Are you OK? Really?! But your flesh is dripping off your arm! It was always like that? OK. Biscuit?" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago)
- newton pippin began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
- newton pippin said "Oh ZOmbietint. You like me. But where are the roses? Are you really into man love?" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- newton pippin said "IF I should die, think only this of me: That there's some corner of a foreign field That is forever England.There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed; A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware, Gave, once, her flowers to love," (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- Doc Python began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)
- A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)
- newton pippin said "her ways to roam, A body of England's, breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by the suns of home. And think, this heart, all evil shed away, A pulse in the eternal mind, no less Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)
- A zombie dragged erzahtaed out into the street. (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)
- newton pippin said "Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day; And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness, In hearts at peace, under an English heaven." (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)
Lord Tin Tin
Along with comments from Newton Pippin, Kabotothehealer, Theresa Evermoore, JC Cage, and a bunch of zombies
- Lord Tin Tin said "On this day in the year sixteenhundredandtwentytwele, the brave ancestors of the ULC stood and fought against the evil and barbaric belgians" (12 hours and 9 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "Those fine men, women stood their ground agaisnt the rising numbers of belgians" (12 hours and 8 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "Men fell left and right as they hurled waffles at us, for 2 weeks they were held off with a single close peg!" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "But they never lost sight of what was important!" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "Booze! Sex! and to a lesser extent, ground up midgets, but we wont go into that" (12 hours and 6 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "So on this day" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "We shall remember those brave men and women! And we shall fight on the reception desk, we shall fight on the beds, we shall fight in the emergency department and in the toilets, we shall fight in the psychiatric ward; we shall never surrender!!!!!!" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- newton pippin said "*falls asleep halfway through speech*" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "So there is only one thing left to do" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "*smacks newton* wave the god damn flag" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "And with that, I shall commence my one final act" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "Zombie surf!!!!!!!!!! *grabs some trays from kitchen* Weeeeee!" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
- newton pippin said "*Waves the white flag of victory. On it is Lord Moloch sitting on a potty while sucking his thumb*" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
- Kabotothehealer said "YOU IDOT HELP KILL THEM!!!!!!" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "And now, its time to go down with the ship *stands on his pirate ship and brings out violin* Its been an honour being bored of our arses waiting for you" (exactly 12 hours ago)
- Theresa Evermoore said "Why hello, members of the RRF! Moloch, it took you and your rabble long enough to finally make any kind of progress against our dinky little hospital. Remember, in the end, you only waisted your own time! *throws kiwi birds at the horde*" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Nam nam nam ahn harmanz" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago)
- JC Cage said "Well, this has been fun. Apart from this whole horrible bloody slaughter phase we're in now. It's been a hoot boys and girls. As a wise man once said: Be excellent to each other." (11 hours and 46 minutes ago)
- Lord Tin Tin said "Party on dudes! *air guitar*" (11 hours and 42 minutes ago)
- A zombie dragged Lord Tin Tin out into the street. (11 hours and 37 minutes ago)
- JC Cage said "Dammit, zombies, that's called a 'death speech.' And yet here I am, still alive and breathing, and now we all look stupid. Sweet Jesus in a smoking birch-bark canoe, get on the ball, people." (11 hours and 23 minutes ago)
John Lokisson
- John Lokisson said "Zombies! No longer toil under the shackles of the RRF! Rise up against your undead taskmasters! Turn your claws upon so-called 'Lord' Moloch and his caste of the elite bourgeoisie!" (3 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (3 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "MAH BANANA AZ HAR, MRH?" (3 minutes ago)
- A zombie killed Theresa Evermoore. (2 minutes ago)
- John Lokisson said "Now is your chance to stand up! Turn your claws upon them, and stand with us, your survivor brothers! And we shall live together amongst booze and cake and scantily clad members of whatever gender your particular orientation prefers!" (2 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Arh rh hra rrh" (2 minutes ago)
- John Lokisson said "Are you with me? Graaaagh for the overthrow of the ruling zeds!" (1 minute ago)
- John Lokisson said "Help! Help! I'm being repressed! The ruling elite are trying to keep me down, but we shall overcome!" (11 seconds ago)
- A zombie killed John Lokisson (2 seconds ago)
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