Upper Left Corner/Keane Quest

Pages Main Talk History Royal Appointments Events Possessions Jerks Archive TULCK	Welcome to the Keane Quest page. If you wish to return to the Upper Left Corner then go ahead. This is a log for the 3 parts of the game UDnD which was created by Upper Left Corner. The 3 seperate logs have been moved onto one page in an attempt to keep them tidy and all in the same place. I have edited all the logs so they are now purely UDnD and believe me, it took alot of work to get it like this. The page is quite long so I have managed to twist the wiki's arm into allowing us to have a contents so you can click on what ever part you want and read at your pleasure. Keane Quest: The Grand Adventure Keane Quest Information Narrator - Queep Players - Keane, David Suzuki, Icelos, JoeChip, Lord Tin Tin, Broken Fixer, Mason Jeffries, Doc Python, Demissus, Caldwell & Olympus. Updates Keane Quest 1.1 has been updated and is now only UDnD talk (I think) Pillsy 15:51, 3 July 2006 (BST) Keane Quest 1.2 has been updated and is now only UDnD talk (I think) Pillsy 09:39, 4 July 2006 (BST) Keane Quest 1.3 has been updated and is now only UDnD talk (Huzzah) Pillsy 10:51, 4 July 2006 (BST) Keane Quest 1.1 Date - Monday 20th February 2006 Time - 22:30 GMT David Suzuki said "So, what's doing fellas? I'm up bright and early today *yawns* is there any leftover pie?" (02-20 22:31 GMT) Queep said "Ok everyone, It's 3 days later than originally scheduled, but it's time for our second Upper Left Corner DnD game. Who's in? Rules will be explained shortly" (02-20 22:31 GMT) David Suzuki said "I'm in like Flynn. Yup, that's me. Extremely highly reputable lover." (02-20 22:33 GMT) Queep said "To start off, if you have access to them, roll 3 six sided die. If you don't have 3 six sided die, ask me, and I'll roll for you. There's a lot of trust in this, so you could cheat if you want to, but we'll all frown at you later! So what did you roll?" (02-20 22:33 GMT) Icelos said "I'm in, but no dice, good sir Queep." (02-20 22:34 GMT) JoeChip said "I'm in. Don't have dices (at workplace)." (02-20 22:34 GMT) David Suzuki said "I rolled 1, 2 and 6. God hates me." (02-20 22:35 GMT) Icelos said "Wait, I found some dice. I rolled 2,3,5." (02-20 22:38 GMT) Queep said "Four noble heroes have stepped forth, Icelos, level 11, Joe level 8, David level 9, and Keane, level 8. The die hated you all tonight. Now, this is more accurately called UDnD. What we're doing is playing a game of Urban Dead in DnD style in UrbanDead" (02-20 22:39 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "damn I cant play, I'll have to watch :'(" (02-20 22:40 GMT) Keane said "Join us, young Tin Tin! Why can you not play?" (02-20 22:41 GMT) David Suzuki said "Huzzah! I am of a higher level than the King Keane! Sorry Noble King, I would have sacrificed myself to the die had I known." (02-20 22:42 GMT) Queep said "To start out, you get to pick one urban dead skill per level you have. Players over 10 automatically get a new headshot that has a 20% chance to kill a zombie outright. You also get items. Everyone gets 200 AP to go shopping with:" (02-20 22:42 GMT) Queep said "go to http://www.cs.stevens.edu/~rbender/UD/itemlist.txt and pick items to spend your AP on. Keep track of your own items, for I am lazy. Everything is standard UD items, except where specified otherwise. Then level your character and we're ready to go" (02-20 22:43 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "Mainly because I'm lazy and I dont have alot of ap left:(" (02-20 22:44 GMT) Broken Fixer said "I rolled 3 1 6. But are these supposed to be d20s? Because I hear that the latest edition of UD:RPG is open source, and it used d20s for everything now. All of your die rolls are d20+modifier, so you don't have to compute barricade ratios as zombie either" (02-20 22:44 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "ah fuck it i'm in*rolls dice* I got a 3 1 5" (02-20 22:46 GMT) Queep said "Once you pick your stats and intentory, post em here in as much of an abreviated form as you can to save AP. In the meantime, I bring you all to the plotline of UDnD..." (02-20 22:47 GMT) Keane said "The skills we pick are Basic Firearms training, Pisol training, Shotgun training, Hand to hand, Axe, Barricades, Free Running, and First aid!" (02-20 22:48 GMT) Queep said "It has been one week since the end of the second Caiger Mall siege. The humans have won once again. Mall Tour '06 has brought about it's own downfall. Not only did they cause enough humans to come here to keep the mall barricaded against them," (02-20 22:49 GMT) Queep said "but they also caused the greatest gathering of necrotechs in the history of malton. During the siege, next to the mall, they developed a virus that they released upon the zombies. Not only is the average zombie now at 20HP, they also die for good now" (02-20 22:50 GMT) Queep said "Malton is at a point where the zombies can finally be defeated for good, as long as the humans don't blow it. In the midst of this, now that Caiger is safe, King Keane is going to journey back to his throne at the Keane Boulevard Police Dept in Barville" (02-20 22:52 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "skillzors: basic pistol+pistol axe+knife first aid free running body building and shotgun" (02-20 22:52 GMT) Queep said "Some loyal members of the ULC are going on this journey with him in order to protect their king and see him safely to his goal. To sit on his throne once more and rule over Malton again!" (02-20 22:53 GMT) David Suzuki said "Ok skills: Free Running, First Aid, Diagnosis, Construction, HTH combat+Axe, NT employ+ Lab, Bodybuilding. Items: 4x Syringe, Axe, 3xGrenade, Flak, 11 FAK, 2 Book, 2 Papers and a GPS. Huzzah!" (02-20 22:54 GMT) Queep said "Quick note on the rules. There is no inventory limit in game, and the guns come half loaded, 3 bullets in the pistol, 1 shell in the shotgun. Flare gun as always is one use" (02-20 22:54 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "40 papers flak 8 fak 1 shotgun 1 pistol 3 pcs spoon flare gun and axe" (02-20 22:56 GMT) Keane said "We spead our searching AP on: 1 Axe, 2 pistols,5 clips, 2 shotguns, 6 shells, 1 flak, 9 faks, and 2 grenades" (02-20 22:56 GMT) David Suzuki said "All Hail King Keane! To Barrville we go!" (02-20 22:56 GMT) JoeChip said "skilss : Basic Firearms, Pistol / Adv Pistol, Shotgun, Adv Shotgun, First aid, Free R, Shopping. Inventory : Pistol + 5 clips, Shotgun + 14 shells, Faks x 6, spray can, grenade, generator, fuel." (02-20 22:57 GMT) Icelos said "Skills: FreeRun,H2H+Axe,Construction,Fire Arms to Adv.pistol & shot, Nechrotech & lab" (02-20 22:59 GMT) Broken Fixer said "Praetor Fixit is Lvl 10: H2H, AxeP, FreeRun, NTech, Lab, AdvNT, Construct, VigourMort, Lurch, AnkleGrab; ITEMS: 1 of each in list, +3 GPS Trackers & rest of AP in Newspapers. Keane's rule shall never be denied. Let all of Malton rejoice in the Zeds de-" (02-20 23:00 GMT) Icelos said "inventory: Flak,GPS,3xFAK, Shotx2; shellsx10, pistolx2; clipsx5, reviv syringe" (02-20 23:00 GMT) Queep said "As mentioned before, I'm lazy, keep track of everything, dont' cheat, you can use http://www.irony.com/igroll.html to roll die for you. So yeah, keep track of your items, your hit percentages, and your AP, and we're ready to go. Everyone gets 50AP" (02-20 23:04 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "awe crap I've hit the ip limit!! argh and 20 ap:(" (02-20 23:04 GMT) Queep said "You've been planning this trip for the past few days, you've been stocking up on supplies, now is the time to leave. Everyone has max AP and HP. You know you either want to stop in the Zoo in Ketchetbank, or Ackland Mall in Havercroft to re-stock up on" (02-20 23:06 GMT) Queep said "AP before the final event. There is some dispute in the group about where to stop, so that decision will come later. For now, the journey begins in East Becktown" (02-20 23:07 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "I'm afriad I must forfiet my place:(" (02-20 23:07 GMT) Keane said "I tell the party that we shall venture forth in a south eastren direction!" (02-20 23:08 GMT) Queep said "Your party is passing through East Becktown. 5 AP have been used in transit so far when Icelos notices a group of 2 zombies ahead. Attack or try to sneak by?" (02-20 23:09 GMT) JoeChip said "Lord Tin Tin, you can still follow the game on the irc channel (see the wiki for details)" (02-20 23:09 GMT) Icelos said "Join us in the IRC channel Lord Tin Tin" (02-20 23:10 GMT) JoeChip said "Please join us on the channel, and you can still play with us (quoting Queep)" (02-20 23:10 GMT) Keane said "We propose that we head to ackland mall..." (02-20 23:11 GMT) Keane said "We try to sneak by, and save our weapondry for later." (02-20 23:11 GMT) JoeChip said "*sneaking*" (02-20 23:12 GMT) Icelos said "Being a loyal subject, I concur with the King." (02-20 23:12 GMT) Queep said "Zombies rolled 14 and 10, needed 6 or less to notice the group, you succeed in passing the first group of zombies. Huzzah. You come to a fork in the road, go towards Richmond Hills or Lukinswood. From Lukinswood, you can only reach the mall" (02-20 23:14 GMT) Keane said "We change our mind and desire to see the pretty animals! We cast our vote to Richmond Hills!" (02-20 23:15 GMT) Broken Fixer said "My character says: We must Revive these 2 Zombies, your Majesty! They will become loyal subjects and accompany us at cost of mere 2 syringes! In East Becktown they are surely Ars Requiem or Zombie Jesus Freaks, -- Hey ZEDs Stop with the Cade-breaking!!-" (02-20 23:16 GMT) Icelos said "I would rather like to see the zombie giraffes" (02-20 23:17 GMT) Keane said "We can rescue the poor souls later, kind Broken Fixer, We understand your desire to help, but more good will be done by setting up a defense first." (02-20 23:18 GMT) JoeChip said "'My lord, my friends, I'd like to see the zoo. I heard they've got wonderful zombie animals in there'" (02-20 23:18 GMT) David Suzuki said "To the Zoo! I hear the Deep Ones are very active at this time of year." (02-20 23:21 GMT) Icelos said "The fish in the aquarium will remind us of the valiant Pete." (02-20 23:22 GMT) Queep said "The original intention to go to the mall was squashed by the desire to see Zombie Animals. The party heads towards Richmond Hills, where they meet up with Mason. He has heard about the Journey to the Keane Boulevard PD and would like to join the party." (02-20 23:24 GMT) JoeChip said "*singing* 'We eat the night, we drink the time Make our dreams come true And hungry eyes are passing by On streets we call the zoo...'" (02-20 23:25 GMT) Queep said "You know it nomoreliving. I put some rules onto the item list at http://www.cs.stevens.edu/~rbender/UD/itemlist.txt Join us for a rousing game of UDnD!" (02-20 23:26 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Alright - Mason Jeffries lvl 11. Skills: Body Building, H2H, Diag, 1st Aid, Basic Firearms, Shotgun, Adv Shotgun, Knife, Surgery, headshot, free running Equip: FAK X8, Shotgun x2, Shells x8, Knife x2, F. Jacket X1, Grenade x6." (02-20 23:27 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Alright - Mason Jeffries lvl 11. Skills: Body Building, H2H, Diag, 1st Aid, Basic Firearms, Shotgun, Adv Shotgun, Knife, Surgery, headshot, free running Equip: FAK X8, Shotgun x2, Shells x8, Knife x2, F. Jacket X1, Grenade x6." (02-20 23:29 GMT) Queep said "You try to sneak past the zombies you see in this suburb. (i rolled these, then promptly clicked on search, so I don't remember what I rolled) and the third zombie you try to pass by notices you and attacks!!!!! He swipes at Fixer and misses. Your move" (02-20 23:30 GMT) JoeChip said "I shoot the zombie with my shotgun. I hit." (02-20 23:32 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Indurain hits with his knife" (02-20 23:32 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Next attack misses" (02-20 23:33 GMT) Icelos said "I roll a 12 to shoot the zombie with a pistol." (02-20 23:34 GMT) David Suzuki said "I punch the zombie, because she's hot and I don't want to give her face ugly scars. I hit. Huzzah." (02-20 23:34 GMT) Queep said "After the immediate onslaught, the zombie is punched, stabbed, shot with a shutgun, and killed by a headshot from Icelos with a pistol!" (02-20 23:36 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "We must continue on to the zombie animals!" (02-20 23:36 GMT) JoeChip said "'Looks like our King cannot speak anymore, he must be having one of these terrible divine visions. We must bring His Highness to safety'" (02-20 23:38 GMT) Broken Fixer said "My character rolls and dumps the body. Did someone manage to get its profile before you killed it? Also, in the future we need a better marching order because I'm tired of always being the one in front, just because my character has 3 GPS Trackers in inv." (02-20 23:38 GMT) Queep said ":::cue Final Fantasy victory music::: Apparantly that zombie you killed was a klepto. His/Her/It's pockets were filled with spoons. Upon looting the corpse, each player gets 1 spoon added to their inventory" (02-20 23:39 GMT) Icelos said "Yes, let us away to the zoo!" (02-20 23:39 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Woohoo....SPOOOOOOOONNN!!!" (02-20 23:40 GMT) Icelos said "Huzzah, spoons!" (02-20 23:40 GMT) David Suzuki said "Now remember, it's not the spoon that bends..." (02-20 23:41 GMT) Queep said "The party continues (with Fixer in back now) when they see two more zombies. Do the zombies notice them? (9 and a 6) Oh yes they do! They are far enough away that the each party member has a chance to shoot or grenade them before they get to you." (02-20 23:42 GMT) David Suzuki said "Grenade Away! Huzzah! *ducks for cover*" (02-20 23:43 GMT) JoeChip said "I reload my shotgun" (02-20 23:44 GMT) Icelos said "Shoots a zombie with his pistol" (02-20 23:45 GMT) JoeChip said "Mason, you're a fantastic grenade thrower. Did you play baseball in an earlier life ?" (02-20 23:46 GMT) David Suzuki said "Gimme 5, Mason! That was some brilliant grenadiering right there!" (02-20 23:47 GMT) Broken Fixer said "My character drops 1 Newspaper, so I don't have to waste an AP seeing how the other party members do with their grenades. (I heard the zombies outside are trying to play UDRPG too, but its all like Graagh. Mrh? Brnhr. Graagh. Graagh. Graaagh!" (02-20 23:47 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "I was a Shortstop for the Chudleyton Chudleys!" (02-20 23:47 GMT) Queep said "In a very strange showing, Mason threw a grenade into the crowd. While the explosion did not actually knock the zombies down, the shrapnal went right into the skulls and killed them. David's grenade then proceeded to knock them both down. Victory!!!!" (02-20 23:48 GMT) Icelos said "You should be on the Royal Grenade Throwing team with performance like that." (02-20 23:48 GMT) Queep said "These bodies, unfortunately, were too damaged by the grenades to be loot-able. With no more zombies in the path, you have the choice, to Ackland Mall, or to The Zoo?" (02-20 23:52 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Our quest shall not be hindered...to the ZOO!!" (02-20 23:52 GMT) Icelos said "*Channelling the King (may he live forever)* We still wish to see the pretty animals, but STEALTHILY." (02-20 23:54 GMT) Queep said "The consensus is for the zoo. It has taken around 30 AP to make it this far, but luckily the trip through Ketchelbank was rather uneventful. That is, until the party reaches the gates to the zoo. Before now, only the dead humans were rising..." (02-20 23:56 GMT) David Suzuki said "Let us venture forth to Ketchelbank, my comrades! Don the Slippers of Stealth!" (02-20 23:56 GMT) David Suzuki said "OMG ZOMBY ANIMAL SPIEZ! Serious business!" (02-20 23:57 GMT) Queep said "The necrotechs in the group know immediately what must have happened. The virus which weakened the human zombies has now mutated and has caused the animals in the zoo to rise." (02-20 23:58 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "I think I'm going to bring out my shotgun, and be on the lookout for ZOMBY ANIMAL SPIEZ!!!" (02-20 23:58 GMT) JoeChip said "Those zombie baboons look like zergers to me..." (02-20 23:58 GMT) Queep said "The cages are open and empty and there are zombie animals all around. There are too many zombie animals around to easily make a run for the exit of the zoo. Too many to fight, not much time to think, what do you do?" (02-20 23:59 GMT) David Suzuki said "I run over to a zombie bear, and stab the back of its neck with a syringe. It's a Polar Bear. It's name is Fuzzy. Rise, Fuzzy!" (02-21 00:00 GMT) David Suzuki said "I now climb on the back of Fuzzy, and get him to make a break for the exit! Jump on, guys! Um, Fuzzy... FUZZY, NO! AAARGH!" (02-21 00:02 GMT) JoeChip said "I protect the King" (02-21 00:02 GMT) Broken Fixer said "My character uses a Revive Syringe on a horse! Or the most domesticated quadruped I can find.... I say: King Keane shall ride into Barrville in style, on a Royal Mount! Plus which it's a lot faster to ride out of the zoo than walk. But I've only 1 syringe" (02-21 00:03 GMT) David Suzuki said "BAD Fuzzy! Stop trying to mate with the other zombie bear! *pours cold water on Fuzzy* OK, so we're going to bust through the Aviary now? I'll lead the way!" (02-21 00:04 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "TO THE AQUARIUM!!" (02-21 00:05 GMT) David Suzuki said "Oh God, look at the Toucans! The Aviary was a bad choice. To the Aquarium! Lead the way, King!" (02-21 00:06 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "If someone wants to rez me a monkey on the way, I'd hold you in high regard forever!" (02-21 00:08 GMT) Queep said "The party rushes through the zoo with the help of their new pet bear and horse. Before they can close the doors behind them, two zombie bears burst through, they wish to bring fuzzy back to their side. The door is still open, bears inside. Actions?" (02-21 00:09 GMT) Icelos said " *Rezes an ostrich and calls her Xzylph, leading the group to the aquarium from its back* To the Aquarium!" (02-21 00:10 GMT) JoeChip said "Shoot" (02-21 00:10 GMT) Keane said "We shoot at the bears with our shotgun, we hit. We reload the shotgun" (02-21 00:11 GMT) Icelos said "*Barricades the building*" (02-21 00:12 GMT) JoeChip said "I missed" (02-21 00:13 GMT) Icelos said "*Barricades the building*" (02-21 00:13 GMT) David Suzuki said "I spur Fuzzy into the breach, and together we attack a bear! Go, Fuzzy! I hit the bear with my Axe." (02-21 00:13 GMT) Broken Fixer said "My character wants to DNA-scan the Zombie Polarbears - surely no NecroScientist has ever tried that before! Um, do they look like Rotters? Also, if you need some indoor housetraining for Fuzzy, I've got lots of Newspapers to lay out for accidents." (02-21 00:14 GMT) Keane said "*AIds Icelos in Barricading*" (02-21 00:15 GMT) Icelos said "*Barricades the building* x 2" (02-21 00:15 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Icelos, you just keep those doors closed, we'll take care of these bears!" (02-21 00:15 GMT) Queep said "Fuzzy misses. The collective attacks have brought Beat 1 down to 12 hp, bear 2 is at 25. They attack fuzzy. They both hit for 5 hp each, fuzzy is down to 40 HP" (02-21 00:15 GMT) JoeChip said "Shoot again. I hit." (02-21 00:16 GMT) Keane said "We shoot at the zombie bears, we hit." (02-21 00:17 GMT) Icelos said "*Barricades the building* x 2" (02-21 00:17 GMT) David Suzuki said "I jump off Fuzzy's back just as the other bears strike, and jam a syringe into Bobo's neck from behind. He slumps down as the Syringe works." (02-21 00:18 GMT) Queep said "Bear #1 dead, Bear #2 rezzed. A sole zombie monkey swings in through an open window. Actions?" (02-21 00:19 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "*I lift my shotgun into the face of bear one, say something all cool like, and pull the trigger*" (02-21 00:19 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Somebody rez me that monkey!" (02-21 00:20 GMT) Keane said "We shoot at the monkey with a pistol. We miss." (02-21 00:21 GMT) Icelos said "*shoots zombie monkey* Sorry, Mason. Monkeys give me the willies" (02-21 00:22 GMT) Queep said "Another zombie monkey swings in through the STILL open window." (02-21 00:22 GMT) David Suzuki said "I grab a couple of fish to feed Fuzzy, then go to sleep in a corner. I'm buggered." (02-21 00:23 GMT) Broken Fixer said "How are the Barricades doing? oops, I mean, my character is checking the Aquarium doors and windows, to make sure they are VS+2. VS+2, right, so live animals can escape into our sanctuary? Is that okay with the rest of the party?" (02-21 00:23 GMT) JoeChip said "I shoot my pistol. I hit." (02-21 00:24 GMT) Mason Jeffries said "Fine by me, but please rez me that monkey!" (02-21 00:24 GMT) Icelos said "Yes, VS+2 should be good." (02-21 00:25 GMT) JoeChip said "Those zerger zombie monkeys really are dangerous !" (02-21 00:25 GMT) Broken Fixer said "where did you get your cool-looking UD dice bags? Also are we supposed to be using percentiles for our attack rolls? I've been using d20 but are all the UDRPG game mechanics in 5% increments? Also next time bring more Slurpees to the game, we go thru them" (02-21 00:28 GMT) Queep said "With the windows and doors barricaded (but only to VS + 2), the party retires for the night from exhaustion. The 2 bears, the horse, and the ostrich are still woosy from their recovery and pass out as well." (02-21 00:30 GMT) Queep said "Remember everyone, it's not too late to join in on the action. There have to be survivors nearby who heard the fight and would go to investigate. Now's your chance to get in on the UDnD action. Next game, tomorrow at 7:30PM EST, 12:30AM GMT. Be there!" (02-21 00:32 GMT) JoeChip said "Nobody touches a scale of Bobo our zombie goldfish !" (02-21 00:33 GMT) JoeChip said "Pete's skull would feel so alone..." (02-21 00:34 GMT) Broken Fixer said "who is in charge of keeping the party journal updated? We should have a separate Journal:KeanesQuest or something on the wiki so that UDRPG players can track the campaign and the next gaming session. UDRPG is a great relief from constant Z-killing & cades" (02-21 00:37 GMT) Queep said "I'm keeping a log of it. I'll see what I can do about making another wiki page for it" (02-21 00:39 GMT) Lord Tin Tin said "*Lord tin tin rushes through the door* Hey guys! miss me much! you missed a spot on the barricades and theres a zombie bunny rabbit out there!" (02-21 00:40 GMT) Keane Quest 1.2 Date - Friday 24th February 2006 Time - 22:30 GMT Queep said "Ok, UDnD is officially starting. Keane wakes up in the aquarium while everyone else still appears to be sleeping soundly. Your action my liege?" (02-24 22:48 GMT) Keane said "We do not wish harm upon my subjects. We attempt to sneak off without waking them so we can get there on our own, without endangering them." (02-24 22:50 GMT) Doc Python said "Well. The gang is all here. Even Stapleballs. And did someone actually kill Shinobi X? Well done. I've been hoping to smack that guy around for a while now." (02-24 22:50 GMT) Icelos said "I am already awake, having harvested the ostrich eggs, and see my king trying to sneak away. 'Your Majesty, you will surely die if you go alone.'" (02-24 22:52 GMT) Queep said "Doc! you want in the UDnD game? make a character according to the rules at http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDnD and join in. You get 200 AP to start with. The same goes for anyone else interested" (02-24 22:52 GMT) Keane said "Icelos, we are honored by your loyality. Would you like to join us? Do not wake the others...the smaller the group the better..." (02-24 22:53 GMT) Icelos said "It is I who am honored. Yes, a smaller group would attract less attention. Let us take Fuzzy, Bobo and the horse. We can leave Xzylph to protect and feed the others." (02-24 22:55 GMT) Demissus said "Oooh, 200 AP, how can I pass that up? I'll make a character, but don't wait up for me." (02-24 22:56 GMT) Keane said "Yes, let us take the bears and the horse. And then go onward to adventure..." (02-24 22:57 GMT) Doc Python said "Sorry dudes. It'll have to be another time. I have these weird visions of some other reality where I actually have a job and I get yelled at for being on the internet, then I wake up here, covered in stale tequila." (02-24 22:57 GMT) Keane said "Go sir Demissus, you can read more about UDnD in the wiki." (02-24 22:57 GMT) Queep said "So Icelos, Keane, Fuzzy, Bobo, and the nameless horse leave the aquarium. They sneak past the VS+2 barricades and get outside. All of the zombie animals are standing around staring blankly, all of their AP used up." (02-24 22:58 GMT) Keane said "Let us continue to the police station! Onward!" (02-24 22:59 GMT) Queep said "With the horse available to load their gear onto, the journey to the PD is rather uneventful. Luckily, with a lighter load, they are able to arrive at the police department without spending any AP walking there. All party members have 50 AP." (02-24 23:01 GMT) Queep said "The PD has been heavily barricaded from the inside, actions?" (02-24 23:02 GMT) Icelos said "Please ride in the comfort of the horse's back. I shall ride Bobo." (02-24 23:02 GMT) Keane said "Heavily barricaded, you say...Hmm...We lunge at the barricades with our axe!" (02-24 23:03 GMT) Queep said "Keane swings and misses wildly with his axe. The wall of the PD is now slightly chipped" (02-24 23:04 GMT) Icelos said "I announce the return of the King to the people inside the PD so we aren't shot and they might help us get inside." (02-24 23:04 GMT) Keane said "Hmm...This is quite the quandry...We search north of the police station for an open building" (02-24 23:05 GMT) Queep said "Someone inside shoots a pistol at Icelos and narrowly misses. Keane, just north of the PD finds the door to Twycrosse Place School open." (02-24 23:06 GMT) Icelos said "I flee to the school with the bears in tow" (02-24 23:07 GMT) Keane said "Excellent! We call Icelos over! We must leave the animals however, we can lead them into the police station once it is reclaimed!" (02-24 23:07 GMT) Keane said "We Freerun into the police department!" (02-24 23:09 GMT) Queep said "While climbing to the stairs to the second floor of the school (from which they will jump into an open window of the PD), Keane and Icelos find one crowbar and 4 cans of spraypaint. Divide them however you feel fit, then the free-run takes effect" (02-24 23:09 GMT) Icelos said "I again follow closely behind my King" (02-24 23:10 GMT) Keane said "Icelos, good sir, care you to take the crowbar? We will take the spraypaint so we can hone our art!" (02-24 23:10 GMT) Demissus said "How's this: lvl 10, basic firearms, pistol, adv pistol, free running, body building, first aid, diagnosis, shopping, bargain hunting, construction, 2 pistols, phone, flak, 15 FAKs, 11 clips, 2 grenades?" (02-24 23:11 GMT) Keane said "We give Icelos two cans of spraypaint, so he to can hone his art." (02-24 23:12 GMT) Icelos said "I would, of course, be glad to have the crowbar. With this we will be able to get our animal friends into the PD" (02-24 23:12 GMT) Queep said "Sounds good Demissus! At the top floor of the school, the party encounters Demissus who has been using this school as home. Actions?" (02-24 23:13 GMT) Demissus said "Who are you folks? Why are you in my school? Speak!" (02-24 23:13 GMT) Keane said "Demissus! Join us in our epic quest to return me to my throne in the Police Department!" (02-24 23:14 GMT) Icelos said "Yes, Demissus. Join us and all your wildest dreams will come true. Well, if your wildest dreams are to restore King Keane to his rightful place on the throne of the PD." (02-24 23:16 GMT) Keane said "Yes! Demissus, We can grant you a position in our Royal Court!" (02-24 23:16 GMT) Demissus said "Well, you seem like an interesting fellow, and this school is quiet by myself. I shall assist!" (02-24 23:17 GMT) Queep said "Having forged an invincible bond in a matter of seconds and a miniscule amount of AP, the party of three proceeds to jump from the school into an open window of the PD. Second floor of the PD is empty. Actions?" (02-24 23:18 GMT) Keane said "We declare ourselves King and ready our shotgun..." (02-24 23:18 GMT) Demissus said "Mission Accomplished! Where is my royal position and stipend?" (02-24 23:19 GMT) Icelos said "I would like to scout for my King, but the people down below don't seem to like me very much and being shot hurts, so I'll stay here" (02-24 23:19 GMT) Keane said "This is not over yet Demissus...assassins lie in wait...always..." (02-24 23:19 GMT) Demissus said "Assassins? Icelos was shot? Ugh, fine. *readies his pistols*" (02-24 23:20 GMT) Keane said "We sneak downstairs to investigate the rest of the station..." (02-24 23:21 GMT) Icelos said "Coming to my senses, I load a shell each into my two shotguns so they are full...Let us take back what is rightfully yours, my lord!" (02-24 23:22 GMT) Queep said "A grenade is lobbed at Keane. 20, didn't knock him down. 13, didn't kill him either. Action keane?" (02-24 23:22 GMT) Queep said "No damage to keane. Looking into the rest of the PD, he sees both Tonya Harding and Bryan Adams behind a counter with guns aimed at him. The throne is at the other end facing the back wall..." (02-24 23:23 GMT) Icelos said "I rush to the aid of my King" (02-24 23:24 GMT) Keane said "We lob our grenade at our opponents..." (02-24 23:24 GMT) Queep said "Tonya is knocked down. Bryan adams is knocked down. Neither are injured, but their next turn is forfeit" (02-24 23:24 GMT) Keane said "We ready our shotgun, and fire at Tonya!" (02-24 23:24 GMT) Demissus said "*yellsAttack again and you shall die! We mean you no harm otherwise!" (02-24 23:25 GMT) Keane said "Demissus, we admire your love of negotation, however these two have it in for me! They will not listen to reason!" (02-24 23:26 GMT) Icelos said "I fire upon Bryan Adams with my pistol" (02-24 23:26 GMT) Demissus said "Wait! Why must we kill them? This is a Police Department... just throw them in the cells!" (02-24 23:26 GMT) Queep said "Keane rolls a 15 and misses tonya. Icelos fires on brian adams. Hits for 5 damage BOOM HEADSHOT (Rolled a 1). BRYAN ADAMS IS KILLED" (02-24 23:27 GMT) Keane said "Demissus, how would you suggest disabling them without killing them?" (02-24 23:28 GMT) Icelos said "They have grenades, Demissus, they are still very dangerous from the cells" (02-24 23:28 GMT) Queep said "Tonya stands back up, but is still a little wobbly, there is time for another move before she comes back to her senses" (02-24 23:29 GMT) Demissus said "We can disarm them of course! *lunges toward the stunned, alive attacker to tackle them*" (02-24 23:30 GMT) Keane said "Good idea, Demissus! We will aid you!" (02-24 23:31 GMT) Icelos said "I fire upon Tonya with my pistol, but misses" (02-24 23:31 GMT) Queep said "Melee attack, 25% chance of hitting. Demissus rolls a 16, miss. Keane rolled a 2! Tonya is disarmed. She pulls out a spoon and stabs at Keane (rolled an 11) MISS! 'You shall never reclaim your throne you false king!!!!'" (02-24 23:33 GMT) Icelos said "I attempt to disarm Tonya, but fail" (02-24 23:34 GMT) Keane said "We throw a left straight at Tonya, with our hand to hand combat skill, for a chance to knock her out!" (02-24 23:34 GMT) Demissus said "Ooof! How I did miss her? Keane! Watch out! *kicks Tonya in the back*" (02-24 23:35 GMT) Queep said "20% chance to knock out. Keane rolled a 5, FAIL." (02-24 23:35 GMT) Queep said "Demissus attempts to kick tonya in the back. Rolled a 17, he misses and falls to the floor. Tonya stabs at keane again (18) FAIL." (02-24 23:36 GMT) Icelos said "I attempt to hit her with my crowbar and hand to hand skill" (02-24 23:37 GMT) Queep said "Since Tonya is somewhat immobalized, 50% chance to hit. 2!!!! In an act of ironic justice, Icelos smashes in Tonya's kneecap and she crumples onto the floor in pain. Actions?" (02-24 23:38 GMT) Keane said "We kick Tonya's spoon out of her hands, and pick her up, attempting to move her to the holding cells." (02-24 23:39 GMT) Queep said "Somewhere in Malton, Nancy Kerrigan suddenly feels very good for some reason." (02-24 23:40 GMT) Icelos said "I gloat and give her spoon to King Keane." (02-24 23:40 GMT) Keane said "We throw her into the cell, and lock the door with nearby keys. We also throw her a tin cup to hit against the bars." (02-24 23:41 GMT) Icelos said "I attack the barricades with my crowbar" (02-24 23:42 GMT) Demissus said "Wait! We should search her for any other weapons she may have! Who knows what she could be concealing? *starts to search Tonya*" (02-24 23:42 GMT) Queep said "The barricades fall to Very Strongly. Tonya is in jail, Bryan Adams is dead, and the animals can now get inside. The PD is Keane's once again! Actions?" (02-24 23:43 GMT) Queep said "All Tonya had left on her was her Kai Antilles Hater's Club membership ID. It is now yours." (02-24 23:44 GMT) Keane said "You are a wise man, Demissus! A wise man indeed." (02-24 23:44 GMT) Icelos said "I leave Bryan Adams for Fuzzy, Bobo, and the horse with no name to eat and grow strong. Then I begin to spraypaint ascii pr0n onto a wall in celebration of this glorious event" (02-24 23:45 GMT) Demissus said "Ah, no worries, all she had was this weird club card. *hands it to KeaneLet's see if the dead one has anything of interest." (02-24 23:45 GMT) Keane said "We head toward the throne, and sit. We are happy that we finally sit on our rightful place on the throne." (02-24 23:46 GMT) Queep said "Keane goes to sit in the throne, but as he walks around to the front, Prince Boulevard is sitting in it already with a shotgun aimed at Keane's head. However, since he sucks, he rolled a 20 and misses. 'Rise Us My Minions!!!'" (02-24 23:48 GMT) Queep said "Zombie Bryan Adams rises and bites at Demissus. 8 HIT, -4hp and infection!" (02-24 23:49 GMT) Demissus said "*hears the shot while searching Bryan, runs to the sound with two pistols drawn*" (02-24 23:49 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my pistol at Prince Boulevard and hit. Fuzzy, Bobo defend King Keane!" (02-24 23:50 GMT) Keane said "Prince Boulevard! You knave! We shall have our throne back! We shoot at Prince Boulevard with our shotgun. We roll at 2 and we hit." (02-24 23:50 GMT) Demissus said "Oof! *just as he starts to run away, the zombie risees -- attacks the zombie with the two pistols*" (02-24 23:50 GMT) Demissus said "4, 15, one shots hits the zombie" (02-24 23:51 GMT) Queep said "Boulevard down to 38 HP. Zombie Bryan Adams hit by Demissus, down to 45. (no dual wielding, sorry)" (02-24 23:52 GMT) Queep said "Demissus loses one hp due to infection" (02-24 23:52 GMT) Icelos said "I heal Demissus' infection with a FAK" (02-24 23:52 GMT) Demissus said "*inexplicably drops one of his pistols and fires the remaining one again2! Hit!" (02-24 23:53 GMT) Queep said "The bears smell the evil of the zombies and both attack Bryan Adams. 7 and 16, one hits. Bryan Adams down to 40. Bad guy turns now. Boulevard hits Keane with a headshot (rolled a 2). Regicide. Zombie attacks Demissus 20 miss" (02-24 23:54 GMT) Demissus said "Ugh, there goes my royal appointment. *shrug, fires again15, miss" (02-24 23:56 GMT) Queep said "'I hath slain the false king. Now this throne will be mine forever!!!!!' cackles Prince (no, wait, KING) Boulevard." (02-24 23:58 GMT) Icelos said "I drag King Keane's body to a cell so he won't be royally infected" (02-24 23:58 GMT) Queep said "Zombie Bryan Adams hit again, -35. Bears: one hit, one miss, 30 hp total now for Bryan Adams." (02-24 23:59 GMT) Queep said "Boulevard shoots at Fuzzy with a shotgun. HEADSHOT (2) maybe he doesn't actually suck with a gun. Keane Dead, Fuzzy Dead. next move?" (02-25 00:00 GMT) Keane said "We raise from the dead and feast upon Tonya harding. We eat all that remains." (02-25 00:01 GMT) Icelos said "I fire at Boulevard with my shotgun, I roll a 4, I hit." (02-25 00:01 GMT) Demissus said "*fires at the zombie again, 10, hit*" (02-25 00:02 GMT) Keane said "We realize the condition we are in. We start saying Mrh?" (02-25 00:02 GMT) Queep said "Boulevard down to 26 now. Bobo strikes at Bryan Adams, HIT, down to 30. Zombie Fuzzy rises and attacks boulevard for revenge HIT! down to 21" (02-25 00:03 GMT) Queep said "Bryan adams down to 20. Boulevard fires on zombie fuzzy and misses. Adams tries to bite Demissus, miss" (02-25 00:04 GMT) Demissus said "*fires at the zombie again, 13, barely a miss*" (02-25 00:05 GMT) Keane said "We say Mrh?" (02-25 00:05 GMT) Keane said "We say Mrh? again." (02-25 00:05 GMT) ...and again. (02-25 00:06 GMT) Icelos said "I fire at Boulevard again with my shotgun, I roll a 13, I just manage to hit." (02-25 00:06 GMT) Queep said "Bobo goes for boulevard, miss. Icelos hits, down to 13, no headshot. Boulevard fires on Fuzzy 19 miss. Bobo attacks Bryan 7, hit, down to 15" (02-25 00:07 GMT) Icelos said "I fire on Boulevard with my other shotgun, roll 19, miss" (02-25 00:08 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my shotgun at Boulevard, roll 6, I hit." (02-25 00:10 GMT) Remmon2 said "I sneak in and search the place for shotgun shells, because I've been all out ever since the start of this damned siege." (02-25 00:10 GMT) Queep said "Fuzzy Misses, Bobo Misses. Boulevard attacks zombie fuzzy, 17, miss. Adams - Demissus miss (14). Demissus - adams hit, 10 hp left" (02-25 00:11 GMT) Demissus said "*fires at the zombie again, 5, hit*" (02-25 00:11 GMT) Icelos said "I fire at Boulevard with my pistol, roll 6, hit" (02-25 00:12 GMT) Queep said "ICELOS HEADSHOTTED BOULEVARD!!!! DEAD!!!! All that remains is zombie bryan adams!" (02-25 00:12 GMT) Icelos said "I dump that horrible usurper into a cell. A different one from the one our Great King is in" (02-25 00:13 GMT) Queep said "Bryan Adams has 15 hp left, tries to bite Demissus, hits, -4 HP and infected. Your turns?" (02-25 00:15 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my pistol at Bryan Adams, roll 4, hit." (02-25 00:16 GMT) Demissus said "*fires the final bullet of this clip at the zombie, 4, hit!*" (02-25 00:17 GMT) Queep said "Zombie Bryan Adams down to 5 HP. Demissus takes on infection ap. Both bears go after bryan adams and miss" (02-25 00:18 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my pistol at Adams, roll 6, hit." (02-25 00:19 GMT) Demissus said "Darn! I'm out of bullets and infected! Someone cover me while I bandage myself!" (02-25 00:19 GMT) Queep said "Icelos kills Zombie Bryan Adams! Victory. Zombie Fuzzy slightly hunches over as he runs out of AP... Bryan Adams is dead forever. Tonya Harding was delicious. Boulevard is still dead in his cell. Keane is a zombie. Demissus is infected..." (02-25 00:20 GMT) Keane said "We say, Mrh?" (02-25 00:21 GMT) Queep said "The fight has been rough and the casualties high, but the police station is in the hands of good once again. But for how long? Will Keane ever live again? Will Demissus ever become un-infected? The battle is over, but the journey is not..." (02-25 00:22 GMT) Remmon2 said "so, anybody bring a syringe for Keane? He's a popular target these days :D" (02-25 00:22 GMT) Demissus said "*heals himself as the narrator finishes speaking*" (02-25 00:24 GMT) Queep said "Ok, one question answered, Demissus is healed. However, for the rest of the questions, the answers shall take place in the next and final session of Keane's Quest I. Check the wiki for details. Until then, good night good folk, and take care. Bye AP!!" (02-25 00:26 GMT) Keane Quest 1.3 Date - Friday 3rd March 2006 Time - 22:41 GMT Keane said "Let's Play some UDnD!!!" (03-03 22:41 GMT) Keane said "King Keane here!" (03-03 22:43 GMT) Icelos said "Icelos here!" Queep said "Anyway, I hear it's time for some UDnD. So we have noble Keane and Icelos in the Keane Boulevard Police Dept. Where we last left off, all hell had broken loose. Keane is a zombie, he ate Tonya Harding, Fuzzy was a zombie as well, and Prince Boulevard.." (03-03 22:55 GMT) Caldwell said "i have travelled far in search of the ones they call the ULC. i have transgressed many, negotiated the dreaded food court, the carpet store, innumerable vending machines have i toppled on my journey. bid me welcome for i have come from the slums of the..." (03-03 22:56 GMT) Queep said "Shinobi X, however vengance has been dealt and he is not our concern anymore. Welcome Caldwell, you should join in the UDnD game that's just starting" (03-03 22:59 GMT) Keane said " We say, Mrh?" (03-03 22:59 GMT) Icelos said "Welcome, Caldwell. Take a rest and enjoy UDnD. You can even play if you like, rules are on the wiki" Queep said "So anyway, Icelos, I'm giving you 150AP to spend on any items from the item list http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDnD The game starts once you have your items and return to the PD with them" (03-03 23:00 GMT) Icelos said "I return with 6 syringes, 4 FAKs, and 2 pistol clips" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "After a fine trip looting, Icelos is now back in the Keane Boulevard PD. Everything seems to be as it was left, Boulevard has not risen. Actions?" (03-03 23:05 GMT) Keane said "We say, Mrh?" (03-03 23:06 GMT) Icelos said "I revive zombie Fuzzy. He is roaming free afterall" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "As you revive Zombie Fuzzy, Lord TinTin climbs in over the strong barricade carrying 60 more newspapers and 5 more spoons than before!" (03-03 23:09 GMT) Keane said "We say, Mrh?" (03-03 23:09 GMT) Icelos said "I say 'Well met Lord Tin Tin! We can use those spoons!" Queep said "Once in, TinTin exclaims 'bugger that was a climb, lucky I had these spoons tied to my hands to use as claws'" (03-03 23:11 GMT) Icelos said "I revive King Keane (may he live forever!)" Keane said "We jump up and shoot Boulvard in the head with our pistol several times. We then search his body." (03-03 23:12 GMT) Queep said "On his body, Keane finds a few porn magazines. Giraffe porn... zombie giraffe porn... gay zombie giraffe porn. And a syringe... a gay zombie giraffe syringe" (03-03 23:14 GMT) Keane said "Alright! We will save this for later!" (03-03 23:16 GMT) Caldwell said "i search and find a spare royal we. i give it to keane for fear of offending his highness" (03-03 23:17 GMT) Queep said "Prince Boulevard rises in the jail cell. He only has a mere 2 HP due to the damage dealt to him by Keane. Do you want to kill him, or keep him around to urinate on?" (03-03 23:17 GMT) Icelos said "I say aghast, 'That usurper robbed the royal treasury!' and chop at Boulevard's dead body with my axe." to the fifty people nearest to you. Keane said "We spit on the body of our usurper." (03-03 23:18 GMT) Caldwell said "i whistle at the horrific amount of saliva expended on said usurper" (03-03 23:20 GMT) Keane said "We jab him in the eye with a spoon. We connect for 2 damage. He dies." (03-03 23:20 GMT) Queep said "TinTin urinates on Prince Boulevard" (03-03 23:20 GMT) Queep said "As fate would have it, Prince Boulevard was about to let out a Death Rattle which would've attracted a large horde to the PD. This tragedy was averted, what would you like to do now that you have reclaimed the throne?" (03-03 23:22 GMT) Keane said "Hmm...We check the throne for booby traps." (03-03 23:23 GMT) Icelos said "I try to finish my ascii pr0n mural in celebration of King Keane's return to the throne." to the fifty people nearest to you. Caldwell said "i suggest purging the house of anti royalist propaganda" (03-03 23:23 GMT) Queep said "The throne is not booby-trapped. However, when searching it, you find a fifty dollar bill taped to the bottom" (03-03 23:24 GMT) Queep said "Icelos finishes the ASCII porn mural, it is spectacular" (03-03 23:25 GMT) Icelos said "Fifty dollars? You truly are the greatest king in all the land, my liege!" to the fifty people nearest to you. Caldwell said "i draw a moustache on the mona lisa. she giggles" (03-03 23:26 GMT) Keane said "We take the fifty dollar bill and offer to buy a drink for everyone once this is over. We then look upon our kingdom and realize that we need to revive our first member, Lab Assistant Bob, a young man that was the first to believe in us." (03-03 23:28 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:30 GMT) Icelos said "Lab Assistant Bob? Where might this most honourable of men be?" to the fifty people nearest to you. Caldwell said "i volunteer for the revival thingy regarding it as a way to gain royal approval" (03-03 23:30 GMT) Keane said "This LAb Assistant bob...We know not. But he does have a love of Queen music..." (03-03 23:30 GMT) Queep said "Keane's cell phone rings, it's Lab Assistant Bob 'My Liege, I just got a strange feeling that you need me, is everything all right?' The ULC hasn't been the same without you!" (03-03 23:33 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:35 GMT) Keane said "We make a cell phone motion with our hands, because we do not have a cell phone. We talk to Lab Assistant Bob, and learn that everything is alright! We convince him to return to the police station." (03-03 23:35 GMT) Caldwell said "i think i'll go play house of the dead 3 in the ol' arcade. if only i could enjoy such horror in the real world, hah" (03-03 23:35 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:35 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:36 GMT) Konoha said "you are part of HMF... but you were pked yourself? Is that hwat you are trying to say?" (03-03 23:36 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:36 GMT) Queep said "After Olympus entered the PD around 6 times, Lab Assistant Bob starts making his way to the PD. Knowing that the path is mostly clear, he headed straight there" (03-03 23:37 GMT) Icelos said "I aim a pistol at Olympus, 'Be ye a partisan of Boulevard?'" to the fifty people nearest to you. Keane said "We cast magic missle at the zombie at hit for 3 damage!" (03-03 23:37 GMT) Olympus said "Olympus enters the PD,carrying 2 shotguns,10 shells,a pistol,3 clips,1 syringe and a flak jacket" (03-03 23:38 GMT) Olympus said "yeah,I keep refreshing the page ,to keep up which annoyingly refreshes the message as well" (03-03 23:39 GMT) Queep said "One block away from the PD, you hear what sounds like Lab Assistant Bob screaming something quite hilarious that was obviously aimed at zombies, what do you do?" (03-03 23:41 GMT) Keane said "We bolt from the now VS barricaded police station to render aid to Lab Assitant Bob." (03-03 23:42 GMT) Caldwell said "the carcass of this boulvard chap is most curious. upon further inspection i have concluded that he was, in fact, not human but a sort of monkey-girraffe hybrid" (03-03 23:42 GMT) Olympus said "I be not a partisan of Boulavard,I support the one true king,KingKeane(please dont shoot Im only small)" (03-03 23:42 GMT) Keane said "Boulevard wqas not human. He was a MONKEY HUMAN!" (03-03 23:43 GMT) Icelos said "I fly in pursuit of my King, riding Bobo the bear" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "There are two zombies, both at 25 HP accosting Lab Assistant Bob while he is stabbing at one with a spoon. He hits, -2 hp, one zombie down to 23" (03-03 23:44 GMT) Caldwell said "what kind of implications will such a discovery have?" (03-03 23:44 GMT) Olympus said "did you find much sheep DNA on his appendage" (03-03 23:44 GMT) Keane said "We fire our shotgun at a zombie. We hit." (03-03 23:44 GMT) Icelos said "'Oh good! Well, come along in pursuit of our King, Olympus. Please bring Fuzzy with you' I say." to the fifty people nearest to you. Caldwell said "DNA? whats a DNA? i used the much more reliable, elizabethan method of extracting conclusions from dead persons: rape" (03-03 23:46 GMT) Keane said "We fire our last shotgun shell at the first zombie..." (03-03 23:46 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my pistol at zombie two, roll 3, I hit" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "Caldwell randomly gains a level from being hilarious" (03-03 23:47 GMT) Olympus said "did you find much sheep DNA on his appendage" (03-03 23:47 GMT) Keane said "we miss with our last shotgun shell." (03-03 23:47 GMT) Queep said "First few shots are fired, Zombie one is down to 2 hp, zombie two is down to 15 HP. They attack Bob. They both slash and do 6 damage total, taking him down to 46" (03-03 23:48 GMT) Olympus said "Fires shotgunat second z,roll 5 hit" (03-03 23:48 GMT) Icelos said "I fire my pistol at zombie 2 again, roll 11, I hit" to the fifty people nearest to you. Olympus said "Fires shotgunat second z,roll 5 hit" (03-03 23:50 GMT) Queep said "Tinners shoots zombie one and hits, dead. Olympus hits second zombie, Icelos also hits second zombie and headshots!" (03-03 23:50 GMT) Caldwell said "oh mien gott! im so very very alone!" (03-03 23:50 GMT) Keane said "We grab LAb Assistant bob and lead him inot the police station." (03-03 23:51 GMT) Olympus said "ig ore my doublr msgs btw,just refreshes" (03-03 23:51 GMT) Queep said "Olympus shoots off a second shotgun shell, but since the zombie is already dead, he accidentally hits Bob. Flak jacket absorbs 2, down to 36 HP" (03-03 23:51 GMT) Caldwell said "oh right i had my eyes closed" (03-03 23:51 GMT) Olympus said "Yay!!" (03-03 23:52 GMT) Keane said "WQe use two of our FAKs to heal Queep to full heal." (03-03 23:52 GMT) Queep said "The mayhem is over and everyone runs back to the PD where they now sit in relative safety" (03-03 23:52 GMT) Icelos said "I search the zombies before returning to the PD with Bobo the bear" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "Icelos finds 25 dollars. And some duct tape, much to the chagrin of TinTin" (03-03 23:54 GMT) Olympus said "Sry Bob,but I accidently inhaled some of Dick Chaneys DNA" (03-03 23:54 GMT) Caldwell said "i raid the liquor store in a desperate attempt to drown my sorrows in a manner befitting my race. can't find any whiskey and have to drink from the contaminated fountain. mmmm uriney" (03-03 23:54 GMT) Icelos said "Huzzah! 25 dollars and duct tape. You can do anything with duct tape!" to the fifty people nearest to you. Keane said "We sit on our throne and start rebuilding our kingdom! THE END" (03-03 23:55 GMT) Olympus said "Decides to soak ,Flak jacket in the fountain as to make it effective as a z deterrent" (03-03 23:56 GMT) Caldwell said "mmmmm liquid sugary!" (03-03 23:56 GMT) Queep said "The Kingdom of Keane has been returned. Those who helped him along his journey gain great lands for their service. Slowly but surely, under King Keane's rule, the zombies are beaten back and defeated once and for all" (03-03 23:56 GMT) Olympus said "And every one lived/did not live happily ever after" (03-03 23:57 GMT) Queep said "Epilogue: Eventually, everyone dies, except for Icelos, because he is immortal" (03-03 23:58 GMT) Caldwell said "oh great! im just going to pop down the shops now that all thats cleared up. i havent had a bacon sarnie in yonks!" (03-03 23:58 GMT) Olympus said "And every one lived/did not live happily ever after" (03-03 23:58 GMT) Icelos said "There can be only ONE!" to the fifty people nearest to you. Queep said "However, songs were song for King Keane and his group forever, they are known as the greatest heroes of the zombie siege." (03-03 23:59 GMT) Queep said "The story was also best immortalized in a report by Ron Burgandy, in which he interviewed all of the major players. Including Tonya who was living inside of Keane's stomach" (03-04 00:00 GMT) Queep said "Then, the rather lame DM had to log off because he was hungry, dammit." (03-04 00:01 GMT) Queep said "Oh, and Keane's reign was long and involved the digestion of many babies, who afterward were PKed by Tonya in his stomach" (03-04 00:03 GMT)