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The Battle of Escape

The Birth of the Escape Movement

The idea was first published to the urban dead community by Captain Video on the 30th of April 2010. His stated goal was to gather enough survivors together in the Ellicott Place Railway Station in the suburb of Owsleybank and “Bum-rush” the western border. The plan consisted of a show of numbers (similar to the historic Zombie Strike of 2005) in order to pressure the quarantine overseer Kevan into allowing them to leave Malton forever. Group organizers augmented this plea with notes of entreaty and the threat of violence or mass suicide should their demand not be met by their set deadline of June 1st.


The Movement Gains Momentum

The Idea spread, reaching all corners of Malton. By May 10th, the numbers of survivors listing themselves as members of the Escape movement had topped 140 and continued to climb, reaching 500 on May 31st (one day before the scheduled escape). At the time it outnumbered every other group designation by a factor of 4 to 1. Members rallied to Ellicott and surrounding areas, using the nearby Woodborne Building as a rotter revive station for incoming escapees, and Thirlby Walk and The Sendall Monument for standard revivifications. At its height, the Ellicott Place Railway station contained more than 300 survivors, while Woodborne neared 100.


No Escape: The Beginning of the End

The Fall of Ellicott

As zombies flocked to the area, break-ins became commonplace but the sheer number of survivors inside the buildings was always sufficient to repel them. That changed early on the 25th of may when more than 30 zombies entered the Woodborne Building and killed all inside. Besieged by a much larger hoard, the inhabitants of the railway station remained too occupied to reclaim it. Shortly after 1800 hours UDT on May 26th, the zombie hoard and several Pkers and Death Cultists struck claiming the lives of dozens of prospective escapees in a relative instant. What began as 50 zombies became 150 as survivor numbers continued to dwindle. The ensuing battle was concluded slightly more than 20 hours after it began with a hoard of roughly 150 zombies devastating a survivor group of twice that size.


The Battle of Escape

After the initial massacre, the collected zombies maintained a hoard of at least 100 in Ellicott while sending ever growing undead supporters to adjacent buildings, managing to ruin the vast majority of the suburb in the following days. On June 1st, the remaining members of Escape launched a final bid for the building around 215 hours UDT when a relatively small number of survivors(a few waves of 30 or so survivors each) assaulted a colector hoard of about 140 zombies. What follows is an account of the battle with indicated omissions where data is lost. This account has been compiled from at least three different sources. The primary contributor, was a temporary agent of the D.S.R&D who had participated on both sides of this conflict and observed the final battle in its entirety. The recorded gaps are owing to activity on the part of the observer who participated lightly on the survivors’ behalf in this battle killing only one zombie (Red Brinded Cat) in this conflict.


Transcript

Cloudy McMillan said "can anyone FAK me" (6 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Bang Bang manz raahhn ahraa! Harh Harh Harh! BARHAH MAHB!!" (6 minutes ago)
Cloudy McMillan killed a zombie with a pistol. (6 minutes ago)
A zombie killed theescapist. (6 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured at itself. (4 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Doctor Palichuk. (4 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured at itself. (4 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Shazane. (4 minutes ago)
nebulaedlai killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 minutes ago)
nebulaedlai killed a zombie with a shotgun. (3 minutes ago) ...and another. (2 minutes ago) 
A zombie said "Harh rh zrmbrrh" (1 minute ago)
A zombie said "Harh Harh Harman Hambargarz" (1 minute ago)
Jeebus Josh killed a zombie with a fire axe. (1 minute ago)
A zombie said "Hahahahaha" (1 minute ago) ...and again.
A zombie killed nebulaedlai. (33 seconds ago)
Jeebus Josh said "dump bodies out" (24 seconds ago)
A zombie bit Sam Public to death. (5 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Ra" (5 minutes ago)
BooBooga killed a zombie with a fire axe. (3 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Jeebus Josh. (3 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Harh Harh Harman Hambargarz" (2 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Ha rrh rrrh?" (1 minute ago)
A zombie killed a zombie. (45 seconds ago)
A zombie dragged Tosimir out into the street. (31 seconds ago)
A zombie killed Helm Anneruron. (2 minutes ago)
A zombie killed a zombie. (1 minute ago)
Renegade Romero said "Such distingushed company, I'm here for the party, I've brought the buffet, the action, the drama, the   guests & the gatecrashers [JUST TAKE A SLICE, YOU] I have no idea if this is going to work... Still, what mischief! Rattle with you soon..." (1 minute ago)
Ergalla killed a zombie with a shotgun. (1 minute ago)
ORakoon said "'Forward, the Escape Brigade!' Was there a man dismay'd ? Not tho' the survivor knew Someone had blunder'd: Theirs  not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die: Into the station of Death Rode the five hundred." (1 minute ago)
Ergalla killed a zombie with a pistol. (54 seconds ago)
A zombie said "RR rArh!!!" (51 seconds ago)
Renegade Romero killed a zombie with a pistol. (31 seconds ago)
A zombie said "Rrn bang bang man! Haha" (21 seconds ago)
FallUpStairs killed a zombie with a pistol. (18 seconds ago)
 
•	A zombie ( SuperAthen )r+ killed a zombie. (29 minutes ago) ...and another. 
•	FallUpStairsr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (29 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Red Brinded Cat )r+ stood up. (29 minutes ago) 
•	ArexStadrinr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (28 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Poodle of Doom )r+ said "MRH!!!!" (28 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (27 minutes ago) 
•	ArexStadrinr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (27 minutes ago) 
•	ArexStadrinr+ said "DIE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES" (27 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Poodle of Doom )r+ said "MRH!!!!" (27 minutes ago) 
•	ArexStadrinr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (27 minutes ago) 
•	ArexStadrinr+ injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (27 minutes ago) ...and again. (26 minutes  ago) 
•	A zombie ( Poodle of Doom )r+ gestured at itself. (26 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Poodle of Doom )r+ said "MRH!!!!" (26 minutes ago) 
•	Sara Michaelsr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (26 minutes ago) 
•	FlapJackKingr+ healed you for 10 HP. (25 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Poodle of Doom )r+ dragged Renegade Romero out into the street. (25 minutes ago) 
•	FlapJackKingr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (25 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( globule13 )r+ said "MRH?" (24 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (23 minutes ago) 
•	TheEnglishLanguager+ said "This is ArexStadrin. I'm sorry men, for anything that may happen while we wait for reinforcements" (23 minutes ago) 
•	TheEnglishLanguager+ said "I just want you to know, you've done Malton and everyone else proud" (23 minutes ago) 
•	LYHTSPDr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (23 minutes ago) 
•	TheEnglishLanguager+ said "And no matter what happens, ESCAPE is proud of you. 3" (23 minutes ago) 
•	FlapJackKingr+ injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (23 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Aeron!! For the Emperor!" (22 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Say, Aeron, what the deuce are you doing here anyway? It's kinda deadly here, you know..." (22  minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Wil Truman )r+ said "Mrh!? Nah gangbang mah zambah!" (22 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "By the way, for all you North Americans, I believe it is already June 1 in the UK. So, I'm staying right here, human or corpse or zombie. I'll be here to see what happens!!!" (21 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Sorry Wil Truman. I don't hae any more syringes on me. Otherwise I'd revive you." (21 minutes ago) 
•	LYHTSPDr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (21 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Linyeve )r+ said "Zargarz? Zham ahn harmanz. Nah haz barhah..." (20 minutes ago) 
•	Rakewellr+ injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (20 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "[looks around] What are the chances that most of these zombies are simply Escapees? Eh? Eh? Maybe we'll be lucky and not be eaten?" (20 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "I couldn't have said that better Linyeve. You are so right." (20 minutes ago) 
•	25.92 MHz: "huge battle at ellicot as humans attempt to retake" (19 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Ow. Thanks Mighty Agrippa. Thanks for nothing. [slaps zombie Agrippa]" (19 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Linyeve )r+ gestured at Perry Parkerr+. (18 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Tioram )r+ gestured at itself. (18 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh, gesturing to me now, eh? Like, middle finger gesturing? Take that! [shoots shotgun]" (18 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (17 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( mcjethro )r+ said "Mrh?" (17 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "[puts away pistol] I didn't want to waste that last shotgun shell." (17 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( G4UD3T )r+ gestured at one of the zombies ( M4rduK )r+. (17 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( DeadLeeErnest )r+ gestured at itself. (16 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Linyeve )r+ said "Nah, nah! Harman haz BARHAH. Nah azgahb. Zambah! Nam nam harmanz. Zambah!" (16 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh, hi mcjethro! How you doing? I don't think we've met before. I'm Perry Parker, once a member of  the 57th ADMI of Dartside, now part of Escape." (16 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh oh....I think Linyeve has her eye on me...[raises shotgun] Oh, and thanks for the heal Ugluk!" (16  minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (15 minutes ago) 
•	joe queerr+ died from an infection. (15 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Planet Terry )r+ dragged Hayate Arashi out into the street. (15 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "NO! Joe Queer! [hugs body of Joe Queer] WHY? OH WHY!?! Wait...who was joe queer?" (15 minutes ago)  
•	A zombie ( mcjethro )r+ said "Harrah harman." (15 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Linyeve )r+ said "Hah hah. Nah ganna hag harman." (14 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh crap! [tries to dodge, gets bitten again, then clawed] This is how it all ends doesn't it? DOESN'T IT!?" (14 minutes ago) 
•	Uglukr+ installed a generator in the building. (14 minutes ago) 
•	Uglukr+ refuelled the generator. (14 minutes ago) 
•	Uglukr+ said "hooray for the lights - even if it wil be short lived" (13 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Ugluk, what are you doing? We don't need lights, we need a miracle! Ugh, Ugh! This damn infection is  spreading. Thanks Linyeve! Thanks for nothing!" (13 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Red Brinded Cat )r+ tore a set of Christmas lights down. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Gooler )r+ killed a zombie. (12 minutes ago) 
•	Valentine Lordr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (12 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh, and TheEnglishLanguage, here's a few bullets for some pking you did to me before. I know we were supposed to forgive and forget, but, hey, I'll be dead before long anyway." (12 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Hey zombies, if I get one last request, can I ask you all to gangbite TheEnglishLanguage here? Just  for old times sake." (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Linyeve )r+ said "Bagahm ah zambah. Zambahz nah haz!mbagahnz. Zambahz haz BARHAH an hagz." (11 minutes ago)  
•	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (11 minutes ago)  
•	TheEnglishLanguager+ said "Perry, dammit, Im one of the ORGANIZERS OF ESCAPE, DONT SHOOT ME DAMMIT" (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Gooler )r+ said "Arh hra brrh" (11 minutes ago) 
•	Mairier+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (11 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Well Aeron [gasp, pant, clutches at bloody chest] I guess this is it, eh brother? This is where we end it. Escape or not...we all leave here today...." (10 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Oh. Crap. Sorry TheEnglishLanguage. Um...my mistake. For some reason I have you red fonted, which I usually use for pkers." (10 minutes ago) 
•	Harrison Keillorr+ killed a zombie with a shotgun. (9 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Okay, all zombies, your attention please. Don't attck TheEnglishLanguage, because he's not a pker!  Please, direct your bites and claws towards me instead. Thank you for your patronage." (9 minutes ago) 
•	fartt shrapnelr+ killed a zombie with a fire axe. (9 minutes ago) 
• 	A zombie ( mcjethro )r+ gestured at Perry Parkerr+. (9 minutes ago) 
•	Harrison Keillorr+ killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( mcjethro )r+ gestured at the ceiling. (8 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "Okay, well, goodbye cruel world! Goodbye! Kevan, take us to the next life!!" (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( mcjethro )r+ gestured to Ellicott Place Railway Station. (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Impudent Strumpet )r+ said "Mrh?" (6 minutes ago) 
•	Perry Parkerr+ said "TemTemSefekh, you're a true human being. Thanks for those last FAKs. I'll remember you when we're all dead." (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( gooolashe )r+ killed a zombie. (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( Jordan Salafack )r+ said "Mrh?" (4 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( shambilly )r+ said "Mrh?" (4 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie ( gooolashe )r+ killed a zombie. (2 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 minutes ago) 
•	Steve Frnchr+ said "Bonjour...Here for the Escape steaks!" (1 minute ago)
•	A zombie said "Aargh....?" (15 seconds ago)
A zombie killed a zombie. (5 seconds ago) 

A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Mah Gaaz mah zambah ahm bananabra!nz" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
A zombie killed a zombie. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
•	Alex Galliard said "stole my kill" (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "NAHM NAHM NAHM ZAMBAH BRA!NZ" (7 minutes ago) 
•	ORakoon said "*glances at watch* Where IS that train? *tut* Always running late! And these other commuters don't seem the most hygienic bunch..." (6 minutes ago) 
•	Cerma Gomia killed a zombie with a pistol. (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (5 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (5 minutes ago) 
•	Cerma Gomia killed a zombie with a shotgun. (4 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at itself. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed ORakoon. (3 minutes ago) 
•	Polly Jean Harvey killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (2 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (2 minutes ago) 
•	Polly Jean Harvey killed a zombie with a pistol. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "RArh" (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (2 minutes ago) 
•	Polly Jean Harvey killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago) 
•	FallUpStairs said "No damn it, don't dump orakoon's body out!" (1 minute ago)

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•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (48 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie said "Rm rra rh hrrrh rh rrh ha harn. Hrrh rh rrh arh rrrh arrrh. Nrh ha rrh an rnrran mrh..." (21 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie killed JeanLuc. (21 seconds ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (17 seconds ago)
•	A zombie destroyed the generator. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at Steve Frnch. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (4 seconds ago)
•	Captain Video killed a zombie with a pistol. (49 seconds ago) 
•	Nikolai Romanowski killed a zombie with a pistol. (10 seconds ago)
•	25.92 MHz: "..." *static* "...- Everyone, now! Go to Ellicot! We need all the help we" (58 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (58 minutes ago)
25.92 MHz: "can get in taking the place back! Go to hell ZOMBAHS!" (58 minutes ago)
25.92 MHz: "We want OUT! Its your only chance. After this, thats it." (58 minutes ago)
25.92 MHz: "Don't miss the train! Get a move on!" (58 minutes ago)
Captain Video revivified a zombie. (57 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Mrh?" (57 minutes ago)
Nikolai Romanowski said "BRING IT ON YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (57 minutes ago)
Perry Parker said "Captain Video!!!! [faints]" (57 minutes ago)
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (57 minutes ago)
Nikolai Romanowski said "BRING IT ON YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (56 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured at Nikolai Romanowski. (56 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Mrh?" (56 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Gangbang zah mahzah harman." (56 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Gag an mah zambah Nrrarh Rrmanrrh." (55 minutes ago)
Nikolai Romanowski said "Take me down now, but I'm comin' back for more of your heads!!! Go to hell zombies. Everyone make sure  to revive your friends, and we'll keep bringing the heat!" (55 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Nikolai Romanowski. (55 minutes ago)
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (55 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Harmanz gah nah manbagz. Harmanz nah agha!b." (55 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Harh harh harh!" (54 minutes ago)
A zombie said "NAH AZGHA!B, NAH ZARRANGAH!!!" (54 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Harmanz ah, agha!b! Zambahz gah, ahm nahm nahm nahm." (53 minutes ago)
Captain Video said "I may die here, but I am not leaving." (53 minutes ago)
Shadowmage11 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (53 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Captain Video. (53 minutes ago)
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (43 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie said "Brazzahz, an z!zzahz. Grab zharh armz an brh!rng zham ahz!hb, zhan g!b zham zhaarh." (15 seconds ago)
•	Izara killed a zombie with a fire axe. (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "HAR HAR HAR rzara! Gag an mah zambah banana harman!" (10 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (9 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (9 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Shadowmage11. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh? Ah am nah hra zambah! Ah am hra harman! Nah gangbang!" (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Izara out into the street. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (10 seconds ago)
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (14 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Polly Jean Harvey. (13 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (12 minutes ago) 
•	fartt shrapnel revivified a zombie. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (11 minutes ago) 
•	Raine Joslin Smith said "No Escape!" (10 minutes ago) 
•	Raine Joslin Smith killed ArexStadrin with a pistol. (10 minutes ago) 
• 	A zombie killed TheEnglishLanguage. (10 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at Raine Joslin Smith. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed fartt shrapnel. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Perry Parker. (8 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Renegade Romero. (6 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (6 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Ariane Sutherland. (6 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (6 minutes ago) 
• 	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (6 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "NAH AGHA!B, HARMANZ! Gah nah azgha!b. Gah, ahm nahm nahm. Zambahz gangbang harmanz. BARHAH!" (4 minutes ago) 
•	Renegade Romero rose from the dead as a zombie. (3 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	golam said "OH HAI.. NICE FAIL BY THE WAY.." (38 seconds ago)
•	Sara Michaels revivified a zombie. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie killed Rakewell. (44 seconds ago)  
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (41 seconds ago)
•	golam killed Harrison Keillor with a shotgun. (14 minutes ago) 
•	Paulson Pranx killed golam with a pistol. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "! ZAMBAH!" (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie fed on a corpse. (11 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie fed on a corpse. (10 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. 
•	A zombie dragged Ugluk out into the street. (10 minutes ago)  
•	A zombie dragged Bulgakovnik out into the street. (9 minutes ago) 
•	Renegade Romero stood up. (9 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Renegade Romero out into the street. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Stinky Old Man out into the street. (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "BARHAH! AZZBAGZ" (5 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie bit Ayaxs to death. (3 minutes ago)
•	A zombie dragged Valentine Lord out into the street. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Matt O'Reilly out into the street. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie killed Sara Michaels. (1 minute ago) 
•	jraenar revivified a zombie. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Anthony Poopmeister out into the street. (56 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (0 seconds ago)
•	Matt O'Reilly killed a zombie with a pistol. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Randall Shughart out into the street. (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (9 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Graagh." (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie fed on a corpse. (8 minutes ago) ...and again. 
•	A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (4 minutes ago) 
•	Ergalla killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mahna Mahna." (1 minute ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (58 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Ergalla out into the street. (1 second ago)
•	A zombie dragged Suli out into the street. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged FlapJackKing out into the street. (2 minutes ago) 
•	Deadmanswalking killed a zombie with a pistol. (46 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie said "Nah Azgah, ahrah zambah gangbang!" (40 seconds ago) 
•	Deadmanswalking said "And you can suck my 12 inch too, Mr. Zombie" (8 seconds ago)
• 	Deadmanswalking said "Whoa, when the hell did I get bit?" (2 minutes ago) 
•	Duke Torgul said "Well. fart on some toast!" (14 seconds ago)
•	A zombie dragged Overlord44 out into the street. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (1 minute ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (11 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Funk of 40000 Years out into the street. (9 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Barbah arah! RAAAH MAH BANANAH!" (8 minutes ago) ...and again. 
•	tarepanda9 stood up. (5 minutes ago) 
•	Matias Gray said "need FAK" (4 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged tarepanda9 out into the street. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed tarepanda9. (3 minutes ago) 
•	tarepanda9 rose from the dead as a zombie. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at itself. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "AHZZAM! BARHAH ZAMBAHZ! AHZZAM, AHZZAM, BANANA-GANBANG!NG ZAMBAHZ!" (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "AHAHA MAH ZAMBAHZ HRAHN!" (1 minute ago) 
•	Sasso VonGoldawesome said "are these zombies all cool?" (40 seconds ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie fed on a corpse. (3 minutes ago) ...and again. 
•	A zombie gestured at itself. (3 minutes ago) 
•	Dr Othar said "This was supposed to be for humans!" (2 minutes ago) 
•	Zumm Zero killed a zombie with a pistol. (16 seconds ago)
•	Zumm Zero killed a zombie with a pistol. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
• 	A zombie said "Brnhr." (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie killed Dr Othar. (7 seconds ago)
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie gestured to the Woodborne Building. (1 minute ago) 
•	dedskut revivified a zombie. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (52 seconds ago)
•	The lights came on inside the Woodborne Building. (3 minutes ago) 
•	Gondo Gondo killed a zombie with a shotgun. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Ah... Ahnzrrh. Aaahhh" (3 minutes ago) 
•	The lights went out in the Woodborne Building. (2 minutes ago) ...and again. 
•	A zombie dragged Aeron Whiteye out into the street. (1 minute ago) 
•	You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 minute ago) 
•	Gondo Gondo killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 minute ago)  
•	A zombie dragged TemTemSefekh out into the street. (1 minute ago)
•	A zombie dragged FallUpStairs out into the street. (2 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	Shiv Jones revivified a zombie. (22 seconds ago)
•	A zombie dragged Gondo Gondo out into the street. (15 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "BARHAH BRAHZAZ!" (14 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Jonathan Faraday. (10 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Blue Lincoln. (10 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie dragged Zumm Zero out into the street. (8 minutes ago) 
•	You heard a low groaning from very close by. (8 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (8 minutes ago) 
•	what's happened said "looks like its just you and me now sasso ..." (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed a zombie. (7 minutes ago) 
•	what's happened said "fuck em ... you zeds can kiss my ass" (7 minutes ago) 
•	what's happened killed a zombie with a pistol. (6 minutes ago) 
•	what's happened said "hahahahaha come get some zed bitches ... hope you choke" (6 minutes ago) 
•	Eliot Conway said "Hey, Shatari. Long time, no see." (2 minutes ago) 
•	Datan0de revivified a zombie. (51 seconds ago)
•	A zombie killed Sasso VonGoldawesome. (12 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed what's happened. (11 minutes ago) 
•	Datan0de said "Oh, c'mon. I just wanna see what happens. ;-)" (11 minutes ago) 
•	Datan0de said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRRDk5jACMk" (10 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Hrh rarrrh rh rmrng" (7 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 minute ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (17 seconds ago) 
•	A zombie said "Harman?" (1 second ago)
•	what's happened rose from the dead as a zombie. (5 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Zarrz" (5 minutes ago) 
•	Shiv Jones revivified a zombie. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie gestured at itself. (3 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie killed Shiv Jones. (2 minutes ago)
•	A zombie said "Mah zambah arh nah habbah" (4 minutes ago) 
•	A zombie said "Mah zamnah arh zha" (4 minutes ago)
•	A zombie said "BARHAH! AHAHA! Z!NG HARMANZ Z!NG!" (1 minute ago)
•	You are inside Ellicott Place Railway Station. Its platforms are empty, its departure boards blank, all trains having left the city during the evacuation. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The wreckage is thick with dust. Thick trails of dried blood run across the walls and floor, smeared over by fresher splashes. The doors to the street have been left wide open.
Somebody has spraypainted ESCAPE! onto the departures board.
There is a horde of 150 other zombies here. 
There are four dead bodies here. Two of them smell strange.
(as of 5:30 am GMT, no survivors in the building 150 zombies)
(approximate duration of battle, slightly more than 3 ¼ hours)

The Aftermath/Big Bash 3