User:Axe Hack/Plans/Conflicts

Main | Battles | Army | Navigation An epic battle between Axe Hack and A Helpful Little Gnome Enemies: Gnome Allies: None Neutral: Seventythree Location of Battle: Number Land Allied Losses: 600 Mudkips lost their lives, with 200 wounded. Civilian Losses: None Enemy Losses: 5,200 Gnomes lost their lives, with another 950 wounded. Civilian Losses: 1, 950 dead, 59 wounded Neutral Losses: 5 Numbers lost their lives, with only 3 wounded. RESULTS: VICTORY ATTAINED Allied Captures: 2,500 Gnomes, 1 Number, 4 Civilians Enemy Captures: 30 Mudkips (No, I don't know what's going on either, don't ask me--SeventythreeTalk 10:24, 1 October 2007 (BST)) YOU DISRUPTED MY WORKFLOW! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!! Nope I'm all good! Thanks!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:21, 21 September 2007 (BST) Har har. I still want me medal though!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:25, 21 September 2007 (BST) Like the other two medals you gave me. It was the medal for me beating you in that copycat battle.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:32, 21 September 2007 (BST) Yes... yes... believe that I'm working you do. (He doesn't realized that I'm creating a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!)--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:31, 26 September 2007 (BST) In time, my EEEVVIIIIIIILLLLLL friend. In time.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:35, 26 September 2007 (BST) BOO! I'm back from hell...don't worry. The devil sent his reaper for you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:38, 26 September 2007 (BST) ^^Whos this weirdo^^ Well 73, lets just say that even EEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL Vista wouldn't do it.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:43, 26 September 2007 (BST) Yes I know that its a little risky to do something that even EEEVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL Vista wouldn't do, but I'm not backing down from this.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:46, 26 September 2007 (BST) Note to Gnome...in my books...it is illegal to call me a weirdo. Mr. Devil! Take his soul away! *The Devil pops out from hell and steals Gnome's soul* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:51, 26 September 2007 (BST) Why would you do that? Now he will just be more evil!--SeventythreeTalk 20:53, 26 September 2007 (BST) Easy fix. Where's the Ghost Rider when you need him... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:54, 26 September 2007 (BST) Darn edit conflicts *ehem*Well since this WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION is so evil that I can't even contemplate it, or write it down then EEEVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL Vista can't possbily know that I'm making a plan thats far more EEEVIIIIIILLLL than anything that EEEEVIIIIILLLLL Vista would even think about doing. So you see, you and I are safe from EEEVIIIIILLLLL Vista because if he can't know, he can't harm. K?--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:55, 26 September 2007 (BST) Gnomes don't have souls, Axe. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:55, 26 September 2007 (BST) double edit conflict, I type too slow! Yes they do. On the bottom of their boots.--SeventythreeTalk 20:56, 26 September 2007 (BST) Whatever you do...don't pull his finger. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:58, 26 September 2007 (BST) Finger injuries are painfull.--SeventythreeTalk 20:59, 26 September 2007 (BST) I swear...don't pull his finger...at all. The smell is unbearable. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:00, 26 September 2007 (BST) >Pulls his finger<--SeventythreeTalk 21:02, 26 September 2007 (BST) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:03, 26 September 2007 (BST) Neeerrrggghhhhh!!!!!!--SeventythreeTalk 21:04, 26 September 2007 (BST) *Toot!*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:15, 26 September 2007 (BST) Good lord! It's like cabbages marinated in bat guano!--SeventythreeTalk 21:17, 26 September 2007 (BST) I told you not to pull! I swear...pull it again and there might be a nuclear explosion here... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:31, 27 September 2007 (BST) *Begins to eat beans.*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:43, 27 September 2007 (BST) *Begins to build a nuclear fallout shelter.* 73...whatever you do...don't pull his finger until this fallout shelter is complete...and when I'm inside... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:41, 27 September 2007 (BST) Yes, only when he's inside 73. My, what a comfy nuclear fallout shelter you have there. Mind if I take a seat?--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:46, 27 September 2007 (BST) (Pulls finger and runs)--SeventythreeTalk 22:48, 27 September 2007 (BST) NO! I'm not done! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:08, 27 September 2007 (BST) >throws lit match behind him<--SeventythreeTalk 23:16, 27 September 2007 (BST) *TOOOTIEE TOOT TOOOOOOOTTT! WOOOSH KABOOOOM!*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:22, 27 September 2007 (BST) AHHHHHH!!!!!! *Axe Hack goes flying and lands on top of 73* Oh no! The blast destroyed my Mudkip Army!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:33, 27 September 2007 (BST) It's ok. I sold em all to the boneyard for glue anyway--SeventythreeTalk 23:56, 27 September 2007 (BST) Very well...for my next trick...ARISE MY ARMY!!!! *1,000,000,000,000 Mudkips appear out of nowhere. With nuclear fart protection.* MWUHAHAHAHAHA! Mudkips! Advance! The world will tremble at the might of my Mudkip Army!!! With reinforcements coming from Penguinland, aka Antarctica, nothing will stop me!!!! *The Penguin Army arrives from Antarctica and begins destroying the army sent by the UN.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:02, 28 September 2007 (BST) Whaddaya think I made all that glue for? Sure, you've got loads of Mudkips and Penguins, but they're all glued up.--SeventythreeTalk 00:03, 28 September 2007 (BST) Glue gets destroyed by water. Mudkips! Water Gun!!! *Every Mudkips begins destroying the glue with their Water Gun attack.* Nothing will stop me, I tell ya! Nothing! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:05, 28 September 2007 (BST) How about a shiney frisbee?--SeventythreeTalk 00:07, 28 September 2007 (BST) I don't play frisbee. But...if you don't want me to destroy you...you can pledge allegiance to me... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:10, 28 September 2007 (BST) Nope. I was gonna distract your strange army with it, then bribe them with shiney pennies.--SeventythreeTalk 00:13, 28 September 2007 (BST) You have forgotten that I have a Stewie Griffin enlisted. Stewie! Use your secret weapons and destroy 73! And I don't care if it's your diaper you use! *Stewie takes out his secret weapon an blasts 73 with it. And defenses 73 has is instantly destroyed. Stewie then throws his diaper on 73...filled with poop.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:16, 28 September 2007 (BST) *snickers to himself*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:29, 28 September 2007 (BST) You dare laugh in my time of world domination? Penguins! Snowballs at the ready! And...FIRE!!! *A volley of snowballs hit Gnome where it hurts the most.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:43, 28 September 2007 (BST) Activate the deflector shield! "Aiye aiye captain!" Ready my ship for combat sergeant. It's time to show those axes and numbers what we're made of.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:46, 28 September 2007 (BST) Bring in Autobots! "Optimus Prime, reporting for duty." Good...take out those deflector shields and crush Gnome! "Yes sir. Autobots! Mobilize!" --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:49, 28 September 2007 (BST) Arm the Destrocterinating Beam! "Charging! .... READY!" On my word.... FIRE! *Pew pew pew*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:02, 28 September 2007 (BST) Release the Heartlesses! "The door of dark opened sir! The Heartlesses are here!" *The Heartlesses destroy every Destrocterinating Beam that Gnome has.* "Sir! King Mickey sends reinforcements!" *Sora, Donald, and Goofy appear* "I'm Sora, the holder of the keyblade! The King sends us three to help! More are on the way!" *Sora, Goofy, and Donald charge into Gnome's foot soldiers, forcing them on the retreat.* Excellent. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:10, 28 September 2007 (BST) RETREAT!!! "Ahhhh!!!" Clang BANG BANG! Ready the Gnome Powder sergeant! "Sir, what Gno-" SILENCE! Don't give it away fool! *ehem* Prepare the Gnome Powder as ordered!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:25, 28 September 2007 (BST) "Sir! Sam Fisher is back with enemy plans and placement!" Good. Send him in. "Sir. The enemy is on the retreat. They are using a nonexistant Gnome Powder as a decoy to cover their retreat. Their placements are scattered in this valley. If we block both exits of this valley, and take the placements on top of the valley, we will be able to box them in." Very well. We'll place the Autobots and Heartlesses at this end, forcing Gnome to run back out the other way into a waiting Mudkip Army, along with Sora and his group. We'll position the Penguins up top on the valley, boxing them in. Mr. Fisher! Give orders to all units! "Yes sir!" *Sam Fisher runs out of the tent and sends messengers to every unit. All units take up their positions around the valley, boxing in Gnome's force.* And now...we wait for them to realize they are boxed in... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:39, 28 September 2007 (BST) "Captain! We're boxed in sir! Yer stupid plan is gonna get us all killed. Ye limmie idi- *CRACK. RIP. With the eyeballs of the sergeant stuck on his fingers, the Gnome tosses the head from sight.* Right. Insolent pant wearing idiot. Corporal! Your the new sergeant. "Duh, ok." Hold yer positions lads! We must hold out! GNOME POWER!! "Gnome power! Yaahhh!" To the death!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:48, 28 September 2007 (BST) *Looking from binoculars.* Looks like they saw they've been boxed in. And they're still fighting....very well. Penguins! Artillery fire! *A volley of snowballs drop down the valley into many ranks of Gnome's force.* Now! Their rear is undefended! Autobots and Heartlesses! Attack! *The Heartlesses and the Autobots charge Gnome's rear flank and annihilates many of Gnome's soldiers.* All right, while they're distracted, full frontal charge! *Sora's group and the Mudkip army charges headon into the front of Gnome's force, annihilating many. Gnome's army now faces an attack from the sky, the rear, and the front. There is no escape.* MWUHAHAHAHA! The country of Gnome is almost in my hands...Their general is now boxed in, with no retreat! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:55, 28 September 2007 (BST) "Captain! They've devastated many of us! Are they close enough yet? We can't take much more o' this!" Cool yer butt sergeant! They are close enough now. GNOMES! PREPARE OPERATION T! Those with pants, DROP 'EM! FORMATIONS PEOPLE! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! *the remaining gnomes manage to form a crude circle on a hill, with their pants down and aimed outwards* Wait for my signal!! ............... Sir. Their getting closer. Sir! CAPTAIN!" FIRE! *TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! *A collasal wave of noxious gas spews forth from the butt of every gnome. Mudkips, autobots and the likes that are caught in the blast are asploded upon impact. Those lucky enough to escape the majority of the blast suffer terrible gnome people welts. (Welts that are little gnomes that bite really hard)*--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:06, 28 September 2007 (BST) Hahaha! Have you forgotten? My army is equipped with nuclear fart armor! They're partically unaffected! Hahaha! Now for some real fun to start...*The sky darkens and out from the sky appears Sephiroth.* Now...you all die...Sephiroth! Use the black materia! *Throws Sephiroth the black materia. Sephiroth uses it and a gigantic meteor appears from the sky. The time to impact is 1 hour.* MWUHAHAHAHA! There is no stopping it! Well...there is one way, but you won't know how unless you played Final Fantasy 7!!! Looks like it'll be over for you shortly! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:29, 28 September 2007 (BST) DAMMIT! Stupid nuclear fart armor! Well at least we managed to deal with the first wave, nothing can withstand that magnitude of vibration. And whats this black materia thing? Anyone played final fantasy 7? Comon, I know one of have! Fred! Didn't your little brother play!?!?! "Uhhhh, duurrr liek yeah!"........... *ehem* "Oh! Hehe duurrrrr you hafta errr (godam article) uhhh keep the Weapon from errr breaking lose! HA" The Weapon breaks loose and the black materia is swallowed down to the Planet's centre, never to be heard from again. AHAHA! GNOME POWAR!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:49, 28 September 2007 (BST) (I have to document my Gnome Army somewhere, as a secret EEEVIIIILLLL plan or something! Holy shit! What the hell happened in my absence? Who said you could have a battle on my talkpage? Where am I?--SeventythreeTalk 21:07, 28 September 2007 (BST) Gotta go! *Loads army into spaceships and takes off.* Now...to conquer the galaxy! *Watches the meteor destroy Earth, with no lifestream to stop it as it is nonexistant.* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:10, 28 September 2007 (BST) Can't you guys blow up the planet on your own talkpages?--SeventythreeTalk 21:11, 28 September 2007 (BST) Good thing we're actually on Gnometopolistagon. And you said those holograms wouldn't work!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:12, 28 September 2007 (BST) Glomenawhat? Wha? WHo? Wehre?--SeventythreeTalk 21:13, 28 September 2007 (BST) "Sir! Obi Wan Kenobi is here with locations of the Gnomes homeplanet! He sends you these documents!" Good. Activate Hyperspace! *Hyperspace activates and stops in front of Gnometopolistagon.* Prepare for landing! *All spaceships land on the planet and the army exits and battle a few Gnome gaurds caught off guard.* This is it...the battle of a lifetime...and I shall win. MWUHAHAHAHA! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:17, 28 September 2007 (BST) Jedis now? --SeventythreeTalk 21:18, 28 September 2007 (BST) Axe Hack v. Seventythree Enemies: Seventythree Allies: None Neutral: Gnome Location of Battle: Number Land Allied Losses: 10 Mudkips lost their lives, with 5 wounded. Civilian Losses: None Enemy Losses: 2 wounded. Civilian Losses: None Neutral Losses: None RESULTS: Mission Failed Allied Captures: None Enemy Captures: 2 Mudkips Yup. You won't believe my army. I got Mudkips, Stewie, penguins, the Kingdom Hearts crew, Sephiroth, Splinter Cell, Autobots, and if all goes well, I won't need to bring back some great warriors from the past. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:22, 28 September 2007 (BST) That's ok. I got the first.--SeventythreeTalk 21:25, 28 September 2007 (BST) Now that you see the power of my army...would you care to sign a harsh alliance with me? Don't worry...it won't be that harsh...for me at least. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:28, 28 September 2007 (BST) Nope. I got the first--SeventythreeTalk 21:29, 28 September 2007 (BST) You dare defy my proposition? *Activates time machine and brings back the warriors of the 3 Kingdoms Period of China.* Don't make me declare war with only Lu Bu...Even though he's one man, he can sure take out 75% of an army... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:31, 28 September 2007 (BST) You can't win, It's the first.--SeventythreeTalk 21:32, 28 September 2007 (BST) What is it with you and the first??!? AHHH!!! My brain hurts! Mudkips and every other bit of my army! Retreat from number land!!! Oh god...the pain!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:38, 28 September 2007 (BST) Haha. I'm serious though. I will document this in User:A Helpful Little Gnome/EvilPlans#Gnome Army.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:01, 28 September 2007 (BST) Hm...good idea...a page for a user's evil plans...Maybe I should make one...And add something to counter 73's first... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:46, 29 September 2007 (BST) Axe Hack v. WOOT Enemies: WOOT, XXNecromancerxX Allies: None Neutral: Rictor Stilwell, Osama bin Laden Location of Battle: Anime-apolos Allied Losses: None Civilian Losses: None Enemy Losses: None Civilian Losses: 150 dead, 20 wounded Neutral Losses: None RESULTS: VICTORY ATTAINED Allied Captures: President WOOT, 2 civilians Enemy Captures: None Who you calling an ass? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:53, 22 January 2008 (UTC) um... your evil twin? :)--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 18:05, 23 January 2008 (UTC) Not according to that vote on that suggestion, now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:39, 23 January 2008 (UTC) ...Please don't hurt me?--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 18:05, 23 January 2008 (UTC) Who says I'm gonna hurt you? I'm gonna torture you. *Shows Rakuen a very ugly picture of Necro* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:09, 23 January 2008 (UTC) NNNOOO!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! I NEED A SHARP OBJECT!!!--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 02:07, 24 January 2008 (UTC) Um...I have a gun. *Gives Rakuen a gun* I'm not sure how good it'll do since I don't have any bullets....but maybe you can bash your own brains out with it... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC) i find that very hurtful....*grabs some lighter fluid and a couple of matches*--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 03:11, 28 January 2008 (UTC) OMG DON'T DO IT NECRO!!! I know you don't support the war but there's no point in killing yourself!--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 23:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Where the hell is my army? Damn Mudkips....They better not be making mud pies again... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:35, 29 January 2008 (UTC) My army of Anime Fangirls/boys will defeat your mudkips any day, I also have a pet domo-kun! --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 15:52, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Did you even see my army? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:55, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Oh shit.... you even have KH characters, DW characters, AND Stewie... O.o --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 17:49, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Will you now reconsider declaring war on me? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:54, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Who said I wanted to declare war? I just wanted to.... um.... trade?--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 17:59, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Or...you can make a nice little alliance with me. It won't be that harsh...In my view, at least. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:07, 29 January 2008 (UTC) I stole the code for your nav bar, hope you don't mind ^^ --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 18:26, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Necro stole the code for his user page...You stole the code for the nav bar...What's next? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:28, 29 January 2008 (UTC) The quiz? =D --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 18:30, 29 January 2008 (UTC) The quiz is a chain reaction. I stole it from Bronz93 while Rosslessness stole it from me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:31, 29 January 2008 (UTC) Oh...So it's Ass Hat now? Do I really have to declare war? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:49, 11 February 2008 (UTC) hey, I haven't gotten my army up and running yet so.... NAY NAY NAY!!! =P --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 23:18, 11 February 2008 (UTC) That's good. It makes you an easy target. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC) ... oh shit... um.... I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ!?--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 23:50, 11 February 2008 (UTC) *An army of Mudkips appear beyond the horizon.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:53, 11 February 2008 (UTC) *Rakuen runs around in a circle while his pet grue starts to eat a mudkip on a stick*--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:05, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Don't look up. *A barrage of snowballs rain down from the sky.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:07, 12 February 2008 (UTC) *Rakuen gets pelted by a snowball* SONUVABITCH THAT ONE HAD A ROCK IN IT! --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:10, 12 February 2008 (UTC) (Speaking to his units back at Mudkip Army Base) Commence Codename Fire Sale. Project Fire Sale commencing, sir. *In a few minutes, Rakuen's traffic and transportation hubs/systems are disabled, causing traffic jams throughout Rakuen's land.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:06, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Look i brought something special to use against axe hack...--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 02:22, 13 February 2008 (UTC) *In a split second, Necro's traffic and transportation hubs/systems are disabled as well.* Commence Stage 2. Commencing stage 2, sir! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 11:14, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Why has my talk page turned into a battle field.... *Honks at the guy in front of him* damn traffic <_<--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 15:53, 14 February 2008 (UTC) I am amazed you haven't notice that all the traffic lights are green...*Looks over at team of hackers.* Is Stage 2 ready? Just say the command, sir. Alright. Let's go. *In a few minutes, both Rakuen and Necro's financial sectors and telecommunications are disrupted. Both of their stock markets begin to crash.* Alright, team. Get ready for Stage 3. After all, the enemy has no money to buy arms now... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:10, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Um.... I think I'm just gonna flee to SA's land.... or maybe canada... no not canada.... I hate canada.... wait what are we talking about?--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:31, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Is stage 3 ready? Ready to roll, sir! Then get to it! *In another few minutes, both Necro and Rakuen's water/electricity utilities, nuclear systems, and everything else tied into computers (which is pretty much everything in this age...) are disabled.* Ha! Take that! Now...Just one last thing to do...Is the assault team ready? Ready when you are, sir! Alright! Get me my gear! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:38, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Sh*t!!! *Sprints over to Necro's land* If you need me, you can find me in the cave with Osama...--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:44, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Yea...why you would sprint to Necro's land, you got me. Didn't you pay attention? I've declared war on both of you... *A bunch of helicopters fly over head. They split up into 2 different directions. One group is heading to Rakuen's version of Woodlawn while the other group is heading for Necro's version of Woodlawn.* If there's one thing I know about governments, it's that they always have a backup of their financial data. And I intend to download it all onto a portable hard drive so I can siphon off billions of dollars for myself. And with an assault team to defend me, this will be a piece of cake. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:48, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Yea, I was paying attention, it's just that Necro's land has more hiding spots.... *Hits the ground after a helicopter flies overhead* SAVE ME NECRO!!!--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 01:04, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Well...It's a bad thing for you 'cause I'm on the helecopter heading to Necro's version of Woodlawn. (Speaks through a radio) This is your commander speaking. I want helo 1, 2, and 3 heading thorugh Necro's land to swift course. And be sure to turn on the helo's thermavisions. Helo's 4, 5, and 6 continue course to Necro's Woodlawn and download all info to the portable hard drive. Helo heading through Rakuen's land, remain on course as planned to Rakuen's Woodlawn. *3 helecopters over Necro's land turns around. They're thermavisions are turned on.* Sir! We're picking up a heat signature coming 2 miles due west. We believe it's Rakuen! There's even a heat signature of a bearded man who may be Osama! Good. Fire the heat seeker missiles in that direction. *10 heat seeking missiles are fired. They all fly towards the heat signature of Rakuen and Osama's hideout.* Sir! Impact ETA 5 minutes! You made sure they're the nuclear heat seekers, right? They are the nuclear heat seeker missiles we've fired, sir! Excellent... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:56, 16 February 2008 (UTC) *runs around in circles* NECRO!!! I think I need a hug--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:50, 20 February 2008 (UTC) *A radio behind Rakuen blares.* Why don't you hug Osama? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:52, 20 February 2008 (UTC) And risk teh AIDZ!? Why the hell do you think the pool was closed for!? --/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 00:59, 20 February 2008 (UTC) Better hurry! You have 10 nuclear heat seeker missiles coming for you. *Turns to pilot* How long till impact? T-minus 2 minutes till impact. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:01, 20 February 2008 (UTC) OMG!1!!11!111 its LFODH all over again!1!!1111 uhmm imma escape to my soopah sekrit hideout that no ones and nothingz haz any reckord of--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 02:31, 5 March 2008 (UTC) ZOMG CAN I COME!!? AND WTF B LFODH!!!???--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 02:41, 5 March 2008 (UTC) I think I'm at fault here, I meant WOOT! as a celebration of "Yeah, a cookie", not a demand that WOOT give it to me. punish me however you will--CorndogheroT-S-Z 04:38, 7 March 2008 (UTC) *Pulls out the whip* Ready for your punishment?--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 17:56, 7 March 2008 (UTC) ZOMG S&M!!!--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 03:47, 8 March 2008 (UTC) *The 10 heat seekers hit their target, and WOOT is b lown into space.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Live Free or Die Hard. . .OMG WOOT, why didnt you tell me you could fly? oh wait. . .thats not necessarily a good thing is it?--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 21:12, 11 March 2008 (UTC) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lands in Axe Hack's Palace* SONUVABITCH THAT HURT!!!--/~Rakuen~\Talk I Still Love Grim 23:38, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Bad choice, landing in my palace. Just look around you. *An army of 100 Mudkips have been gathered around WOOT.* Say your prayers, WOOT. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:17, 12 March 2008 (UTC)