User:Danalov

You are inside Caiger Mall. The shops are stocked with brains, other human flesh, prosthetic dental weaponry, and bullet proof helmets. There are over 600 zombies here.

You have an arrgazam.

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

Be warned before reading further.

My character

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=555139

	Grab mah manbagz?
	This user or group was rudely offended by a set of dangling manbagz that clawed their way into this user or group's safehouse as part of the Manbagz Zahmbahz horde. This user or group may have grabbed said manbagz, but they sure as hell arent going to admit it.

OMIGOSH! YOU WON!

This group beat the Manbagz Zahmbahz in not particularly glorious battle! no, not even a little bit glorious. Maybe a smidgen. What is a smidgen actually? This question will never be answered for the Vlad, the evil Guatemalan Lobster of Paradise is watching over all, and would not permit this question to be answered. You may now delete this template. If its left here for more than three days... IT MIGHT REMAIN FOR FIVE DAYS! (doom).

	Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

	Hypnotoad
	All glory to the Hypnotoad!

My current location

Greater Ridleybank

	Australian
	This user is Australian.

This user ate classy brains at the Siege of the Blackmore Building! You stay dead Ridleybank![1]

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/8006/caigermallhasfallen2006kb7.png

This user ran away from gibbering lime-flavoured shacknews zombies during the fall of Caigar Mall (3rd Siege)

	Remember, Remember the 10th of November
	This user or group commemorates the idiots who gave a free meal to the undead in Chudleyton / Darvall Heights by gathering in Caiger Mall to be eaten. On the 10th of November, the zombies choked the heart of Malton by ransacking Caiger Mall / BARHAH Mall. Death to the humans, and with it, humiliation!

This user was there at the fall of Nichols Mall (June 2008)