User:Dominica
Ghost Squad Crazy Person, Baker Squad XO, Uh wait who am I?
Siggie Links
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Chars and Units
"It's a Planet? Who knew?"
Narration
Officially I'm a crazy son of a bitch. I started this game in Havercroft, some suburb which I don't think I actually ever went back to (It's a lie!). My Sarge at the Time, Tyler Jorgensson led us the Ghost Bears to this Club, Club Swyer, where we all caded up the place like crazy! Anyways these zeds got in and started killing a few of us. Oh did I mention I started out as a Zed? Thats right: pro-survivor zed FTW!
So anyways were sitting in there, all 8 of us, new to the game when they start killing us. Jorgensson and a few others move next door, so theirs about 6 of us dead inside there. Jorgensson and I forget who else move back in and recade the place. So along comes the Cannonball Crew: Dog and Able Squad in particular, with their badass uniforms, and shotties and blast apart one of us. Jorgenssons on and says "HEY WAIT A TIC WHERE HUMANS! WE NEED REVIVES!!!!!!"
And we became part of the brady bunch. I leveled up pretty fast, as every time I died (frequently) I became a zed and kicked ass on other zeds with my dual knives I found along the way (Zombie killing is a legit tactics: SUCK IT!). So I had a second char, who became Sergeant Zane Jorgensson: a Medic for the new Ghost Squad. I led my part of the Unit in crazy chases across the city of zeds.
So somewhere along the way I volunteered for some suicide missions, and liked them so much I got the attention of Abraxaslotus, whose name I can NEVER pronounce or spell properly so I just call him Abra or Abrax. Anyways, I kept my two chars running around, but usually Zane stayed near Fort Perryn.
So when Tyler left UD For good, I got Ghost Squad's Sergeant Stripes. Then Ghost Squad left for good, and I got re-assigned to Baker Squad, which I ran around the city AGAIN! At this point I had my chars stockpile a beer dump inside Fort Perryn. They originally raided a few liquor stores in Dulston and dragged them for the grand re-opening of Fort Perryn. To which Zane joined the Fort Perryn Defense Force. SO I'm running Ghost, XO of Baker, and now in the FPDF.
So finally, here I am in Baker, and some crazy person promotes me to the head of the Fort Perryn Defense Force (they figured I spend so much time in the Officers Club bar anyways....) So I take charge, but my Forts a POS anyways. Run down, broken into. So I've begun this cleanup of the Fort.... but most of us get too drunk and end up sleeping instead of working. I got a third char going, Private Darth Diemos, a Zabrak Sith Lord.... who runs around the city as part of Baker.
So now here I am: a Double Sergeant Private in charge of Fort Perryn. God how my life has gone downhill since those days clubbing. Anyways I get into good convo's with the Creedy Defense Force so much that I send Diemos to go be part of them permanently: after all we are ALL brothers, sisters, and cousins (though some of them are totally HOT! (So there more like step siblings :D )) Anyways, that makes me a Double Sergeant Double Private in the Fort Perryn/Creedy Cannonball Defense Force Crew..... but no I'm not done YET!
People start retiring: Koppie, Deletion,Tony: everyone and their mother! We have huge keggars and parties and what not, but I find their rank tabs and steal them. Afterwards I make another char (cause all my previous ones are lvl41) Darth Swift: that's right... DARTH TAYLOR SWIFT! (Long story: ask sometime)... and what does she do? Run around the fucking city.
So Diemos tried Escape, Swift went to Caiger and Ackland, Dominica sleeps in Caiger, while Diemos went back to Creedy, and Zane was around Fort Perryn. BUT THEN The Dead Invade and cause it to be a BITCH to get a beer in Malton. SO I have to run around the city. Prior to that Zane had taken a Vacation to a nice museum somewhere north of Perryn (still don't own a map) So he was chilling and the Dead come and fuck shit up.... so he goes to RIDLEYBANK!!!! The safest suburb in the city! And gets 10,000 XP! So then I go and do it with Dominica! And then I'm going to Ghost then out and get the Sith Twins in there to get 10,000 XP. But SOMETHING Curtails my plans....
SOMEONE promoted ME (ME of all people!) to LIEUTENANT! Like a LEGIT Officer rank in the CC/FPDF. and no I'm not bullshitting you. To go with all those other hijacked ranks I now have a LEGIT set of Bars!
And I'm not gonna even BOTHER to mention the bullshit that's currently going on. But apparently I have to cause it's just SO HILARIOUS! Apparently the unit which I've served in for four plus years, rising from Private to Lieutenant, which I earned a medal for Dedicated Service, as well as dozens of campaign and mission ribbons, and that I commanded three squads.... has declared me mentally insane, unstable, and incompetent and unfit for service: ALL after they brought me up on charges for insubordination (whose their to be insubordinate to I'm the highest ranking!) treason (funny considering the only other group I'm apart of is the Creedy Defense Force: our brothers), conspiracy to usurp the throne (my own words but they thought I'd depose who was in charge (funny because the person in charge was leaving for school and command would pass to me anyways)) and conduct unbecoming of an officer (Also funny because they've known me for four years and STILL promoted me to officer).
So now I get to wander around the city doing what exactly? Since I knew this bullshit was coming I did make several plans. 50% chance I'm going to wander around the city, ranks and tags intact and recruit for the CC/FPDF anyways: 10% I'll join the CDF, Cryptkeepers, or Fortress, 10% I'll just retire to some suburb in Malton sipping Mai-Tai's on a fake beach I put on a roof somewhere. And then theirs a 10% I'll do something I haven't thought of yet.
SO what I ended up doing is joining the Fortress somewhere around Halloween, but then you know that MASSIVE storm kinda killed power for like a week or two. And then when I came back I was just like "Bleh....", I mean the Fortress Crew are awesome and all, but rules upon rules, repostings, color-coded... just NOT my style. SO I started hanging around the Dury Museum in East Grayside, because it's a wonderful place to hang out, lovely people, awesome view, cool neighbors, and the like.
And now I'm like "Bleh.....", seriously it's not as fun as it used to be. Either way I'm headed back down to Fort Perryn, gonna rally some troops, grab some friends, maybe a wench or two, and get a party started and haul in huge liquor shipments daily until the entire fort is filled with booze. Yup.... living the good life.
So now....
My official title and rank..... is nothing according to some assholes, but really it is.....
Dominica "Fucking Disturbing" Bekker the Cyber-Terrorist Bouncer Brewer and Bartender
Double Captain Sextuple Lieutenant Sergeant Major Double Private in the Fort Perry/Creedy Cannonball Defence Force Crew
Commander of the Fort Perryn Defense Force, Ghost Squad, Baker Squad, Fox Squad,and Raven Squad
Serving Beer Kegs and Strippers from the Winchester Bar with its Super Godlike Unholy Wickedly Awesome Barricades of Doom
That is RIGHT! And if you can't get it right: I answer to Dom, Bekker, Blue Boy, Psycho, or "Hey you!
Oh yeah: I wear the Ghost Bear patch because it's who I am. I wear the Intel Patch because it's how I was trained. And I wear the Lieutenants Bars because some psycho promoted me!.... and because I forgot where I left my Captains Bars that I stole from Captain Koppie's Retirement Dinner.
