User:Dumb Bass

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Dumb Bass
Motto: "As Big Mouth Billy Bass would say, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy!"

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Organization:

Bandit Queens

Mission Statement:

"You do NOT stand alone."

UD Profile:

Dumb Bass

Description

Name: Dumb Bass

Age: 40 years old

Group: Bandit Queens

Gender: Male

Appearance: Once an obese, lower class Asian male, the apocalypse has done wonders for his health. Short on rations and living on the run, he has slimmed down significantly in order to survive. Unfortunately, the world has not been so kind to his wardrobe. His outfit comprises a grey shirt and jeans, Nerco-Tech jacket, lab coat, steel-capped boots, and safety goggles, all of them stained and splattered with blood. It wasn't until March 13th 2025 that Dumb Bass finally found a fresh set of identical clothes to replace those he had been wearing for the past seventeen years.

Height: 5'3"

Birthplace: Originally from an Island Country, he immigrated with his family to Malton hoping for a better future. Upon being asked, his comment was, 'I came looking for a better life, but all I got was death and a lot of revivification syringes.'

Experience: Started really living life on September 23rd 2008 as a civilian. He had few notable skills, save a knack for looting malls, which was notably difficult since the malls were invariably under siege by hordes of the undead.

He initially went to Marven Mall, located southwest of Brooksville, to load up on supplies. It was safe at first, but a horde tore up the barricades while he and many others were resting. Unfortunately, this resulted in Dumb Bass become undead and joining the horde for some months.

After shuffling back to Brooksville, which Dumb Bass put down as his body returning home by habit, he wandered aimlessly, until a member of the Bandit Queens group inserted a needle in the back of his neck and made him drop dead for the second time.

Revived, and nursing a massive headache and ringing ears, he followed the signs for the Bandit Queens safe-house. Once there, he met a couple of the members who showed him the ropes on how to use guns, to use Necro-Tech equipment to revive other zombies, and how to use first aid and medical items efficiently.

Class:

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This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.

Status: Unknown (presumed dead)

  • As of March 12th 2025, he was reported to be spending time with the sophisticated living and undead in the great halls of Quartly Library.

He has had a hard accepting the fate of the world, but seeing everyone, living and dead, and listening to lectures from all walks of life brought comfort to his heart. It also helped that Kain Markko was sharing his vodka.

When asked for his final plans, he said, 'I shall spend another day here and head back to Brooksville, just before the end of all things.'

  • An update came on the morning of March 14th 2025 that Dumb Bass had indeed reached Brooksville. He and his companions were last seen at their stations in St. John's Hospital, ready to receive the injured.

When asked about their plans, Dumb Bass was recorded as saying, 'We shall stay here until death finds us.'

That was the last update that came from St. John's hospital before it was overrun. The fate of those within remains unknown.


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"I was there, in the end, when it all went dark..."

Dumb Bass was still active when the city of Malton went dark for the last time
as the quarantine ended on March 14, 2025, after the city fought to survive for nearly two decades.


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