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Archived by Secruss, censored by Alphy, preserved here for your enjoyment. Truly, MANL's best moments.--Labine50 MEMS | MHG 23:47, 8 July 2008 (BST)


The Archive of the MANL talk page.


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Hee hee hee

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Alpharius, I admire your ability to create a wonderful farce. I, and the rest of the Flat Earth Society/ Red Rum have much to learn from your comedic genius. I would love to watch this disaster, but can't quite be arsed. Please, do keep me informed :D --Karloth Vois TALK RR 11:20, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Get a life. And I don't believe that you are all DEM members. I just hate people who suck up to the DEM. Have fun being a lackey! --Alphy 21:33, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Sign up

I'd like to sign up. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 03:20, 6 June 2008 (BST)

Denounce youself, admit that the Gibsonton fiasco was you being a tard and delete your Brainstock account, and you got yourself a deal. And we don't take alts. Looking forward to it! --Alphy 22:39, 6 June 2008 (BST)
I'll agree to that if you openly admit that you and Secruss are closet homosexuals wind up burning in Hell for your sinful lives. Also beg for forgiveness for asking me to comply with the previous idiotic statements. Then put shoe on head. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 02:51, 7 June 2008 (BST)
You're a tool. Have a nice day.--Alphy 05:54, 7 June 2008 (BST)
Thanks! I already did have a nice day. How was yours? Full of cock I'd suppose. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:55, 7 June 2008 (BST)
Speaking of nice days, what did you decide on doing?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 05:56, 7 June 2008 (BST)
Please keep offensive material off of the talk page. Your ignorance is scaring everyone away.--Alphy 15:57, 7 June 2008 (BST)
Dude...you're the one who called me a tard first. You got the wrong idea at who is offending who first. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 17:09, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Sorry. I wasn't aware that you were so sensitive. Now go back to brainstock and complain about it. Ya Basta. --Alphy 18:55, 7 June 2008 (BST)

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I'm not really upset about it. In fact I'm not. I just love how you dish shit out without realizing it (most people of lower intelligence do that) and as soon as someone does something back you ask them to stop. I say it's pot calling the kettle black but that's been overused so many times. So instead I will quote the great George W. Bush, "Well then you're a fucking hypocritacizer too." --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 02:08, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Payback is a bitch. and I don't recall being told to stop. The revolution is here, and it starts on RR IRC! --Alphy 04:00, 8 June 2008 (BST)
You asked me to stop...did you not read what I said? --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:02, 8 June 2008 (BST)
I did. Did you read mine? Now you're just embarassing yourself.--Alphy 04:05, 8 June 2008 (BST)
You said you don't remember being told to stop, which is true because no one did, but I didn't say you were told to stop but instead that you told me to stop, which you did. So where did I embarass myself? Oh wait it was when...hmmm...no...you're just retarded. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:07, 8 June 2008 (BST)
You're silly. Are they feeding you this in chat? I'm going to make a event page for this...--Alphy 04:08, 8 June 2008 (BST)
And when did you decide to totally change the subject because I proved you're an inbred piece of shit? --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:10, 8 June 2008 (BST)
I didnt change the subject. I was just waiting for you to get to the point. Please continue. *waves hands* --Alphy 04:13, 8 June 2008 (BST)

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Drama farm!!!!!!




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...So when I told you that I didn't tell you to stop but you were the one who told me to you didn't understand it? Ok, fair enough. You know Alphy, does your mommy tell you you're special? And Secruss, you need photoshop. MS Paint is for little kids. Or is this some way to stick it to the man, aka the DEM, who are much richer than you and can afford photoshop (or at least smart enough to torrent it)? --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:20, 8 June 2008 (BST)

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They're not smart enough to have dial-up, be able to refresh their IP, and run an infinite number of characters a day. ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|04:22, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Leave my mother out of this! Momma Alphy is a saint! And now you're ragging on poor people. I didn't think you could get any lower, but you just did...--Alphy 04:24, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Your mom should have aborted you. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:26, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Who's to say she didn't? And how can you keep up this personae of a stupid red neck if you like abortions to much? I'm so confused...--Alphy 04:29, 8 June 2008 (BST)
I don't really support abortions. I support killing babies. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:30, 8 June 2008 (BST)
How can you call anyone else retarded, making comments like that? I mean physically.--Alphy 04:32, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Just wait. Secruss will prolly get the reference. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:34, 8 June 2008 (BST)

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But I'm not African...or even black for that matter... --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:44, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Honky. Jews! Unite! ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|04:47, 8 June 2008 (BST)
You got a phone call, Sonny:
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Now for something simple:
Sonny is a prick.
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That's funny because I'm not even really Jewish. In both Judaism and Christianity you're the religion of your mother, making me Christian. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:00, 8 June 2008 (BST)
I believe he was just making the statement that Jews should unite. Geez. And whats your AIM?--Alphy 05:04, 8 June 2008 (BST)
"HandForAGirl69" is Sonny's.
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I don't use AIM. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:07, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Sonny can't AIM straight. ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|05:08, 8 June 2008 (BST)
You'd better summon some lackeys. You're getting gangbanged here. ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|05:10, 8 June 2008 (BST)

File:Toiletsonny.jpg--Alphy 05:12, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Gangbanged by stupidity. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:13, 8 June 2008 (BST)
That one stung. Not cool. --Alphy 05:15, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Imma chargin ma lazor
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Thats right folks. Revolutionaries cannot be afraid to troll mega-trolls. --Alphy 18:39, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Joining

People will not be allowed to join if it has been found that they lack the proper morals and motivation. --Alphy 18:20, 8 June 2008 (BST)

A third world "revolutionaries" which are known for human rights violations, child soldiers, illegal weapons, smuggling, trafficking, rape, and pillaging have proper moarals and motivation? Just checking. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 01:01, 9 June 2008 (BST)
So you'll be kicking David Martin Mesa out for being a forum spy? Turkmenbashi 01:48, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Sonny, you have no idea what you're talking about, and hence shall be forgiven. Turk, Mesa is pretty new to the game, and has been properly educated as to what is alright and what is not. I think you'll find that our policy on spying and cheating is pretty thoroughly upheld. Except on RR's IRC. --Alphy 03:44, 9 June 2008 (BST)

I'm confused now Alphy. If PKing and forum spying aren't signs that someone "lacks the proper morals and motivation", then how come we can't join? Turkmenbashi 04:20, 9 June 2008 (BST)
Because you obviously lack the intelligence to read my goddamn wiki. That and you're former GIB. And you just killed one of my members. Oh, and then you lied about what the MAF is doing in West Boundwood. And I hate you. Any more questions? --Alphy 06:05, 9 June 2008 (BST)
I was in GIB? And you guys and the MAF aren't griefing a survivor group in West Boundwood? Next you'll be saying I'm a DEM member or something. Turkmenbashi 12:21, 10 June 2008 (BST)
You were part of the Imperium Must Die Coalition. According to the liberator Labine that makes you GIB.--Alphy 18:57, 10 June 2008 (BST)
ATTACK OF THE FLYING SPORKS FROM THE PLANET VENUS!!!!!11 D:--Labine50 MEMS | MHG 04:23, 11 June 2008 (BST)
Because Red Rum has proven itself incapable of alt seperation. (Note: Flame war with Sonny, Alph, and myself moved to the new arvhive. It doesn't need to be out there in the open anymore. That's just gross.) ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|03:37, 10 June 2008 (BST)
So, is it true? Have you guys actually come out of the closet?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 03:43, 10 June 2008 (BST)
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HAY GUYZ! I CAN HAZ MSPAINT TO?!!1?1 lol image -- Alpo and Seacrust lol 04:06, 10 June 2008 (BST)
OMFG NEIC 1! *Hi5*--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 04:12, 10 June 2008 (BST)
That was awful classy of you to turn me in to the RG for killing you during a war. Do your own dirty work coward.--Alphy 07:09, 10 June 2008 (BST)
"Red Rum has shown themselves incapable of alt separation"? Good lord, it's probably been a year since you started that shtick. Heh. Nice to know so much of your life has been dedicated to Red Rum. Has Alpharius told you about his "sources" yet? Hee hee. --Karloth Vois TALK RR 14:53, 10 June 2008 (BST)
I'm going to need to know what specific reference to these sources I named so that I can tell you which ones they are.--Alphy 17:07, 10 June 2008 (BST)
You have Spais everywhere? Oh lordy, you've not found the April Fool's joke thread again? That contains sensitive information! --Karloth Vois TALK RR 17:20, 10 June 2008 (BST)
See I could prolly tell you now if you'd just stop wanking it and let me know what sort of info I was supposed to have been revealing.--Alphy 17:25, 10 June 2008 (BST)
Alphy, I'm talking about your MAJOR "sources" that you revealed to the PKA- those behind your information that Red Rum were pro-survivor/DEM alts/DEM controlled. Those sources that turned out to be the April Fools' jokes. Just to spell it out (you appear to have missed this point) I'm mocking you. Good lord, you're the easiest troll I know. --Karloth Vois TALK RR 17:40, 10 June 2008 (BST)
I was kidding about that too. Christ, even I'm not that stupid. It's the same thing as when Kristi pretended she was actually a man. You think I really believed that? Or do you think it was just something I couldn't let her live down, and still won't? Your taking me a little too seriously. On the other hand, Fact: The DEM has Red Rum alts. Fact: Red Rum are whores for DEM attention. Fact: Red Rum posts more on Brainstock then they do on their own board. Fact: Nobody here cares what you think. --Alphy 18:49, 10 June 2008 (BST)
... oh lawdy... Can you name any major Red Rum members with DEM alts? And so what? And when the fuck do we suck up to the DEM? --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 19:09, 10 June 2008 (BST)
No he's right dude, I'm only in this because Alphy had an anti-DEM group, and all those DEM alts of mine make me biased. I mean hell, who'd expect anything less from a card carrying GIB member like me? Turkmenbashi 13:41, 11 June 2008 (BST)
You sound kind of pissy.--Alphy 03:11, 11 June 2008 (BST)
^Failed attempt at not answering the question--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 03:34, 11 June 2008 (BST)

Joining

May I be allowed to join your group dear sir? --The Great Babalu

No --Alphy 03:59, 8 June 2008 (BST)
D: --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 04:04, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Awesome group man, can I join?

I just looked at the member list on the forums, and I'm blown away. MANL is huge! It's got Alphy, and Secruss, and... ah... David Martin Mesa. So if you're allowing a guy who quit the Imperium so he could PK them and share information with Red Rum (thanks for the heads up dude, you made our occasional side trips to Dulston worthwhile), does that mean I've got a chance at getting in? Turkmenbashi 05:40, 8 June 2008 (BST)

No--Alphy 05:43, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Why not? You've already got a confirmed PKer on the books. No wait, three if we count you and Secruss' hilarious crusade against DEM. It ain't like I could lower the tone any more, and letting me in would singlehandedly cause a 33% jump in group membership. Turkmenbashi 06:13, 8 June 2008 (BST)
WHY THE FUCK NOT!? D: --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 05:44, 8 June 2008 (BST)


I lack the proper morals and motivation

Really, I do. When can I join? Don't make me ask again. It hurts. --Karloth Vois TALK RR 12:17, 9 June 2008 (BST)