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Yes! I is finally finished with volunteer location work! Is lovely.--Lachryma 06:26, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

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Peace, Love, Happiness: Glorious Odin above, the zombies are getting XP for eating plastic trees and electric lights, nowadays! If you've been here a while, you'll know that this latest update is an idea that's been kicked around for quite some time. Problem is, it's always rejected on the basis of its being out of genre. Well, if you ask me, Ron Burgundy, the lead anchor of the Channel 4 News Team in San Diego, that's a load of hooey.

Moving on, it should be apparent that the effects of this for the folks On Strike and for zombie-kind in general can only be seen in time. Before then, it's mere speculation. The update's effects on the Glorious Battle between zombies and humans, however, is immediately apparent. Think about it! Why do zombies eat brains? It's obviously so they can become closer to their false zombie Gods- people like Baal, Pan (the Goat-God!), and Jésus Christo. Then again, maybe they're just a longing for a not-so-peaceful death at the hands of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

Well, now they can get all these things- all these things and more- without brains, but mere plastic trees! Is it not obvious? We can all live together in peace and happiness. So long as humans keep plenty of plastic trees on hand, the zombies need not try to eat us! Those damn Hippies in the mall tour must love this- but they are fools because this is a disaster! Malton is being filled with vegan zombies! I think I need another round of scotch. And I think we humans have another reason to kill them. --Ron Burgundy 08:25, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

znn bMZaARn BBHAARn - ZNN brain Vein


news straight from the clouded brains of the malton zed populace


If you've got it, stop the press

Nov 10th: Breaking report from Caiger Mall

Nov 10th: Human ZNN correspondent Zteev Gibbsun reporting from Caiger Mall:
There are no zombies in Caiger Mall! That is a lie. What you see in the north west corner is are new shipment of smelly mannequins. These mannequins are the advanced model, so the include the lifelike swaying motion. No zombies have been seen near here for several days! Our generators are not broken and we have plenty of supplies and syringes! Where are you hearing all these lies from?!?

Our corespondent Zteev Gibbsun has a live report from Caiger Mall. And now we go live to Zteev Gibbsun and Caiger Mall for the report:

Ungh, where is it?

The electronics boutique in Caiger Mall has begun accepting DNF pre-orders.. this can only end in the most horrific of ways.


Feral Undead have begun going door to door in Pennville demanding sweets from the harmanz. They can be spotted by their absurd customes. All zombies are welcome to come down, dress up, and join in on the fun! Details including buildings currently under siege can be found on the Feral Undead forum.--Gut stench FU BAR 16:42, 25 October 2006 (BST)


It appears Shacknews is turning tail and running before the Caiger Mall battle has even begun. The Zombies have been seen running back to their safe haven in Ridleybank.

ZNN reporter, JaneMansfield, has never seen such a rout. Zombies and hobos fleeing like fleeing things. One zombie was quoted as saying: "No harmanbargars."
Residents of Caiger were unavailable for comment at this time, probably due to over-barricading.


Human ZNN correspondent Zteev Gibbsun. Quoted as saying "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE AT THE BARRICADES!" moments before being devoured. Note the Blackmore Building in the background surrounded by haze - undoubtedly generated by damage to the building.

Oct 15 2006: after a violent struggle lasting many weeks, the Blackmore Building in Ridleybank has finally been overrun! No survivor has been left standing! OMGZ! THE HUMANITY!

I'd put the zombie translation underneath that but I don't know what it is :(

Ackland Mall Buffet!

Brainline: Havercroft, October 20th.

The Shacknews Zombie Horde has now left the Ackland Mall after enjoying a 3 day long buffet. Surrounding buildings being used for cowardly non-evolved human attacks were purged and the harmanz were forcibly evolved to a higher state of being. The Horde has now moved beyond Ackland.