User:Officer G. Mandello

Officer G Mandello begins: or That one cop who did stuff and got other stuff killed.

Mandello, born to the well to do Mandello family in neighboring Hobletown, lived a rather normal life. Getting into a well respected collage off a Football scholarship(the one with yards not the goals) where he Majored in History and got a Bachelors in Quantum Physics to quote"Because it sounded goofy and I could". Despite his sub par spelling efforts, he was able to get by through hard work and threatening to put his professor through a vending machine, head first if he didn't pass him. Going back home, he decided that he did not want to follow his family and become an accountant with in the family company of Smith, Anders, Mandello or S.A.M. Manufacturing, which held many factories in the Tri-County area Malton, Hobletown, and Haverbrook make up.

Deciding to travel the world, He ended up and the first bar he saw. He then decided to join the Marines, but was turned down after failing the psych exam "the Marines said I was too crazy for them or some @%$%". Finding out that his Anger Intensive attitude stopped him from killing things with guns(A latter obsession he got after being benched for trying to hurt people and breaking his own team mate's leg during practice and has nothing to do with Video games), He saw and Old Lady being mugged. Enraged Mandello ran across the street and tossed a small child at the Mugger to stun him before kicking him through a store window, and then beating him into a coma with a Pringles can. And from that point on he wanted to be a Cop.

Malton's Finest and the Tope Way School incident.

Entering the State Police Academy. He passed top of his class. It helped that his commandant was from the days of past and liked that Mandello had no qualms about breaking peoples fingers to get a confession. Now an Expert with weapons and hand to hand combat he was sent to join the MPD.

Fresh out the Academy he was sent to walk the beat in Huntley Heights. And the first day on the job he put local Pimp, T-Time(real name: Arnie Dumblehearst) in the hospital with three cracked vertebrae and a shattered jaw. Officer Mandello came up with the idea was he going to clean up the streets of Malton starting with the local gang The Club Gapper Pop Cappers, as part of a Botched drug bust that put 25 people in the hospital with minor gunshot wounds and caused a gas truck to crash into the then under construction Dember Building across the street, which has now become a wasteland. He was later involved with the following.

Running over a Jay walker with his patrol car. Multiple times.

Force feeding somebody dog feces for not picking it up.

Macing 12 people in a 3 hour span.

Warning people he was going to shoot them after the fact.

Local brass decided to put him on Meter duty, which ended up with him blowing up car. Now forced to sit at a desk for the next 4 months. He was picked at lottery to be Officer Friendly. Appearing in Ms.Willions Kindergarten class at Tope Way School, He told children of the safe way to cross the street before showing pictures of people who didn't, he then decided to try and scare the kids straight for some reason, which involved a lot of yelling and push ups. One of the students asked if he wanted to pet Mr.Fudles the class hamster. As he did the Hamster bit him. In rage and thinking it might be rabid, he slammed the hamster against the wall and shot it with his service revolver(5 times), to which the whole class wet themselves.

The Outbreak

After killing the hamster and being voted the Worst Officer Friendly in Malton history, he was placed on Prisoner transport duty and other tasks that didn't involve him trying to arrest people. As reports of Strange murders started to arise within the City, Mandello was ordered to escort detectives to Crime scenes of these cannibalistic attacks. Then the day that would change Malton and the world forever happened. Mass riots sprung up all over the city. Mandello and the rest of the police in Huntley Heights where tasked to stopping the rioters from passing through the burb into Santlerville.

Giddy about what he thought would be his first Hippie beating changed when he saw the Mass approach to quote "Sure they smelled bad...Like Hippies do, But those blank stares and no chants of Hell no we won't go but mindless Moaning". The Police fired tear gas and rubber bullets to no effect once so ever. Cad in riot gear the police tried to beat the Mass into submission until they saw the Horde begin to devour the men in blue. Mass panic erupted. Mandello fought his way to a Police car and was able to get a Shotgun and begun to blow away any person that had the blank stare.

The Police fought their way back to the Solomon Lane Police Department along with a group of survivors and Firemen. Barricading themselves inside while mass chaos happened out side, Mandello was tasked with going in the the basement and finding as many Guns and Ammo he could carry. As he was in the lower level break room an explosion rocked the building and a Box of Missing Evidence fell off a shelf and hit Mandello in the head, he tumbled forward and landed in the old 50's fridge down there. It slammed shut as Mandello was losing consciousness. Set to Frost, a knocked out Mandello was covered in ice and Frozen in time.

After The Fall of Malton

On 2007-01-26 The Engine of the Fridge gave out after half a century of use. As the Freezer began to defrost Mandello broke free from his icy shell and walked the earth for the first time in years. Finding Malton ravaged by the Zombie hordes and the MPD is disarray, He was happy to see all his stuff in his locker was there no matter how many times Solomon Lane was sacked. He wandered Huntley Heights and Pashenton for 2 months before coming in contact with reformed MPD and the DEM. rejoining the police which now do to the Zombie Apocalypse outside could make good use of his Gun Happy attitude. Now a Sergeant, Officer G Mandello has become quite the the hero in the MPD(Ok like to 3 people) and when ever there is trouble, Zombies, or even Hippies. You can count on Him to be there with his shotgun and a one liner like "Mrh this".

List of Mandello's uber Awesome things he did and got.

The Reconnaissance Specialist Merit.

The Engineer Ribbon

The Weaponmaster Ribbon

The Field Medicine Merit

The Acquisition Ribbon

The Fitness Ribbon

The Sniper's Ribbon

The Community Support Ribbon

The Scientific Achievement Ribbon

The Resident Surgeon Ribbon

The Advanced Radio Dispatch Ribbon

The Hand to Hand Specialist Ribbon

SaLUEted For their stalwart efforts to repel the Horde, their courage, and their honorable behavior under fire, the LUE horde affirms that the numerous defenders of Santlerville and The Dribbling Beavers in particular are a foe worthy of the highest respect. They made The Battle of SantLUEville worth fighting.

	Veteran of the Battle of Giddings Mall
	I defended Giddings Mall from the Second Big Bash for nearly a month and witnessed the birth of the Beachhead Tactic.

	Malton Police Department
	Officer G. Mandello is a member of the MPD.

The Official Officer G Mandello theme song!

Set to the tune of a 50's sitcom.

Officer G Mandello

He's a Fine Fellow

Not very mellow

Blows out brains

like a bowl of Jello

Officer G Mandello

He's Been in Japan

Got shot at in Saipan

Beat a Zombie to death

With a Frying Pan

Thats why they call him

The G MAN!

Officer G Mandello

he drives a Jalopy

his Paperwork is sloppy

But he is cop see

and knows how to rock thee

Officer G Mandello

He's got shotgun

He's just drank a 5th of rum

Shoot your face off just for fun

it is Mandello time to run.''