User:Tovarisch Khrushchev
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I'm Ron Burgundy? |
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Tovarisch Khrushchev, a Russian with class!
Tovarisch Khruschev enjoys vodka and the occasional scotch. His medicinal prowess rivals that of the angels themselves, as do his striking good looks. Just look at him, damn does he clean up good.
Hi, I'm Tovarisch Khrushchev, anchorman. I pride myself in bringing you nothing less than the truth, and perhaps a bottle of scotch should you get on my good side. Back in my glory days I was on top of the biggest stories here in Malton. Stories like Zombie Strikes, Glorious battles, and baby pandas. If ever you needed a story told or an infection healed, I was your man. Well, I still am should you find yourself with a nasty infection(I won't ask where that rash came from). You stay classy.
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Not One Step Back, Comrades! |
| This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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A Colossus Of Class |
| This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006. |
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Blackmore Bastard |
| This user or group proudly wears the badge of the Blackmore Bastard Brigade.
8/18/06 - 10/13/06, 11/5/06 - |
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Planned Revivification |
| This user or group supports organized revivification. |
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Equal Opportunity |
| This user/group supports the equal opportunity policy and does not discriminate on grounds of vitality, welcoming members/friends from both the living and the dead. |
"Yes, I am alone. The last of the Anchormen. I said scotch damnit." - A haiku by Tovarisch Khrushchev
See ya around big guy!
"Tovarisch Khrushchev! If the C4NT is here then this must be one hell of a battle!"-A survivor during the early battle at Stickling Mall(Mall Tour '07)
"Oh wow... I don't know if you can understand my words, chap, but it's an honor to lend a hand to Mr. Burgundy's right-hand-man" -Pendarrin upon reviving me.
