User:Zapmaster3125

Well, here's the deal.

I'm too lazy to keep updating this page. WAY too lazy. My characters move around too much and do too much stuff for me to keep them all up to date. Too much stuff happens, and I don't have the time or need to constantly keep their locations up to date. However, there is one important thing I need to discuss: [1] A bit slow, aren't we? This "reporting" occurred on December 10, 2006, and these words are being typed on February 04, 2007. The dates speak for themselves. --Zap 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Characters

So out of date, it ain't funny. Only keeping because I don't feel like deleting this stuff.

Zapmaster3125, Necrotech person

Profile: [2]

No group as of right now, but a certain one has caught my interest.

Other info: I'M BAAAAACK!!! Shore Hills seems to be in a state of chaos. The 'cades are down all over the place, and that's bad, but I can help with that. I can get the NT building up and running again with the genny once I get some more AP, but I'm NOT heading all the way back to South Blythville for another one if this one breaks.

Location: In Shore Hills again.

OverNineThousand, Medic-type dood

Profile: [3]

	The Penguin Mafia
	This User/Organization is a/an Ally/Affliate/Member/Enemy of the Penguin Mafia. Do/Don't make fun of their flippers. Damn Flippers.

Other info: Major thanks to the YRC for the revive - I got it in the time it took me to find and read their Wiki page, now THAT'S impressive. Finally arrived, and even found a fellow member of the family, SlightlyEvil.

Location: Bale Mall, at last.

ZappingZombie, brains-eating zombie

Profile: [4]

No group as of right now, though I'm hoping to join a certain one. I really ought to get off my ass and do something about that...

Other info: Leapt out a window. Damn, it's good to be dead again. I logged off for that day after jumping, and found a guy waiting outside when I logged back in. Mmm, breakfast. Learned Feeding Groan from the exp from killing the guy.

Location: Nomadic and constantly changing.

About Me

Wha...? You want to know about me? You're that bored? Oh, fine. I'm bored enough to be writing this, so it's believable. Here's some random tidbits about me:

I'm male, 18 years old, in college, and not single. <3 my girlfriend.

I am TERRIBLE at using any coding language, and my HTML knowledge amounts up to italics and bolding. Don't expect me to make this page full of fancy schmancy stuff, because odds are, if you've seen it, I've tried to put it in and failed miserably at doing so. Just making this page was a hell of a lot of trial and error.

As of December 10th, I think I'm starting to get a little better. I've randomly added some code to this page out of boredom, which is ironic considering I bother to update this page out of boredom...

I am rather prone to slipping into some forms of Internet slang. Don't be surprised if I say something you don't quite understand, just ask me to clarify.

I know too much random trivia for it to be healthy. Seriously.

I tend to be a bit clueless sometimes. Don't be surprised if I don't understand a word you're saying.

I realized recently that this was due to a lack of sleep and my own form of brainz consumption running short - COFFEE. I have purchased a "Mrh?" t-shirt from the Urban Dead store to always remind myself to get my revives when I need them. ... I'm such a nerd for using that analogy...

I STILL think Gore won in 2000, and if I knew how, I'd make a damn template about it.

I make bad puns without warning from time to time. Beware.

I'm lazy. Like, really really lazy.

And easily bored, with a short attention span.

Video games are my life. I talk video games. I breath video games, much to the distress of my lungs. Current faves are:

Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories

Phantom Brave

Any Fire Emblem game

Any Advance Wars game

Mega Max X games

That list right there doesn't include web-based games. Here's what I currently play with any sort of frequency (too lazy to link, but Google it if you want to find it):

Urban Dead (well, durr)

Kingdom of Loathing (k-mail is #859194)

Probably some other stuff I'm forgetting about

Beware. I strive to learn the game's mechanics, and if prompted, I may babble endlessly about it.

I don't revive randomly or kill at revive points with my human characters, and I get mildly annoyed whenever my zombie character gets revived at random, but I do NOT support the No Random Revive Policy. I know that there are zombies out there who would promptly start doing good if they got revived, but I can't waste syringes and AP to try to find them. If somebody else is willing and able to do this, then go for it, but I can't. As for not wanting to have my zombie revived... well, I guess I'm just not one of those zombies that wants to start doing good upon revival. For now, gimme a flak jacket and I'll wait outside next to the nearest horde. Plus, the policy's "motto" sucks. "Only you can prevent Barhah"? Ugh.

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	Firefox User
	This user uses Firefox.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	An Adventurer is Me!
	Zapmaster3125 plays The Kingdom of Loathing

A comment to my friends from elsewhere on the web

RGAR!

TALENT!

HANDLE!

GWART!

ZERBA!

By YOUR powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN TYPIO!!!