User:Zombie

History

Zombie has been the epitome of zombies since his death. He has eaten more brains than any tohers, and has instilled fear among any who do anything at all, for the sake of not having brains on them.

Zombie has been such a major zombie, he has been deemed Zombie, the offical user with the name zombie. There is much misconception on what a zombie is.

Fake Zombie

zom·bie also zom·bi

1.) A snake god of voodoo cults in West Africa, Haiti, and the southern United States. 2.)

-A supernatural power or spell that according to voodoo belief can enter into and reanimate a corpse.

-A corpse revived in this way.

3.) One who looks or behaves like an automaton.

4.) A tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice.

	Sobriety
	Zombie is currently happy. For Zombie has had a zombie. See?

Truth

In truth these definitions of Zombie are false. In truth, he is:

A brain munching zombie, bent on munching brains.

See, all zombies, not just zombie, has a living breathing (somewhat) need for brain munching! All a zombie needs for it to be happy is a nice brain...

...And tall mixed drinks with juice, rums, and liquors. That too is what he needs for happiness.

Sig Glory!!

	Scorched Earth
	This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.

	Remember, Remember the 5th of November
	This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!