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Archive 2 - 14 Dec 2006

We go to Caiger. But there is plan to retake Blackmore. Your choice. Also, I at Crescent.--Lachryma 21:53, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm game for either, although, if they're going to have to organize better if they actually want to have a chance to reclaim Blackmore. They're not going to be successful with defensive barricading alone. They need to organize strike teams, large strike teams, to go outside and take the fight to the zeds. But, enough about me LOL. Caiger isn't far from here, if you want, I'll organize a free-running route from Hildbrand. You got enough APs to get inside after a revive?-- Jon D'oh 02:10, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Entry to the mall is through Elgius General Hospital, but move quickly as the doors are wide open, with 10 zeds inside. I'm in the Herbert Building searching up a fresh zed-sticker.

John, what is your current location? I've got a nut . . . er . . . zed-sticker for ya! :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:55, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I is ready for revive. Too long as zombie and my lipstick gets smudged. Anyway, you fall down when revived, so you can store up AP for later. There is forum for Bastards, they discuss new plan. Is at http://c4nt.proboards104.com/index.cgi?board=blackmorebastardbrigade, allegedly. Free running route is welcome, as is scotch marinated rat when I alive again.--Lachryma 05:02, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I am in edgecombe, At Belencowe arms. I tried to travel where there weren't so many zeds. Ive been surounded for days. John Manning 14:34, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

John, for the time being, Hildebrand mall looks relatively safe. Just head due west, middle-right of the map in Roftwood.

I am now near hilderbrand mall outside the powered NT building. John Manning 17:05, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the revive! Well it looks like you revived me just in time. Man, was that a bloody mess or what? First a few days ago I wake up to my own screams as I am being eaten alive. Then I wake up to a hoard breaking into the safe house. Its like groundhog day or something. I am glad I got it right the second time! John Manning 15:11, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

My Ninja!!! We gonna make it do what it do :o) -- Jon D'oh 15:15, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

ROCK ON! John Manning 15:18, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Where To Now?

I'm unsure of the NMC / BBB intent on Blackmore. On the boards, there has been talk of going to Caiger, but Caiger has over 100 zeds inside, and about half that ouside, and in the surrounding areas. That's a serious bootstrap operation if we're looking at going there. There's also talk of going to Fort Creedy, but it fell last night to the zeds, over 200 inside, and God knows how many outside. There's a mall in close proximity to the fort, but it has GOT to be a seriously juicy target since the base fell. There's talk of going to Fort Perryn, but that's like 3 'burbs from here, and a FULL day's travel just to get there. I'm all about staying busy, but we've got to be on the same page, and not the only ones seriously committed to the objectives.

Gratitude

I is thankful this year for nice people with needles. One day, I will repay you, yes? As for Caiger, first we help out suburb, then others help us take mall. I no care about Blackmore anymore. They won, and we must move on. Caiger Or Bust!--Lachryma 04:05, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Ok, Caiger Mall it is. I'll start a tactical overview and a free-running route immediately. You have anybody that is up close to there to give us some intel? -- Jon D'oh 04:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I have alt in area. I put idea for Caiger at Ghetto Cow, under Orders and update. See, comment.--Lachryma 04:45, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Rgr. Building free-running route now. -- Jon D'oh 04:46, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

To retake Caiger, we need Darvall Heights, and to do that we need safe place in Richmond Hills. There is NT place in top left corner of suburb, perfect, and there is PD in south. Where to stay, I wonder?--Lachryma 14:16, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I was looking up at the PD in upper far right of Darvall, on the border w/ Eastonwood (Tayler Lane PD). There's PD, NT, and Auto Repair all very close by. Everything a growing boy (or girl) needs to start a guerilla campaign. -- Jon D'oh 14:27, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Is good for 2nd target, but ENTIRE Heights is dead, and we need place to sleep. So, Richmond is safer, so we use to clear Darvall.--Lachryma 14:38, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Interesting...CMS speaks of Dunell Hills as place to regroup and then strike at Caiger, and they speak of NT hopping as strategy...Is good tactic, perhaps.--Lachryma 03:46, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

I'll do a workup for free-running to Dunell Hills. Any particular PD ya'll would like? -- Jon D'oh 15:17, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Plotting...

Bloody hell. I is dead, as is Dag00. Meanwhile, people in GC fight and die in Caiger area. We no lead from front, as we still in Roftwood. Sigh. Also, we need free running route to the Lambieer Building in Richmond Hills. And one from Roftwood to Hildebrand Mall. Just in case, one from Dakerstown to Miltown would be helpful. Anyway, here is plan:

Group Plan: Ghetto Cow reunites in Richmond Hills. If that place is zombie-hell, we go to Dunell Hills and join the muster. I suggest y'all go to Dunell (so we have a two pronged attack!).

Evil Plan: Push John D'oh over the edge by demanding ridiculous amounts of free running routes, then claim his hard work as ours!

I see you killed 60 zombies. Congrats! Do you want a scotch-frosted cake for your kills? I bake cake, is made from revive serum and rats.--Lachryma 07:33, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Well lets hope this little excursion is better than our last! John Manning 14:48, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, as a group survivors didn't hold Blackmore as desired, but alot of peeps made alot of XP, and we made alot of dead zeds, which is, at the end of the day, the point. :o) -- Jon D'oh 20:00, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Route Posted

Freerunning route to Laimbeer Building is posted on the AlQilya page, in the ops section. And for your convenience, is posted here as well:

Freerunning Route to Laimbeer Building.]

-- Jon D'oh 14:41, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey!

Where is route from Hildebrand to Roftwood?!!! We need to survive!--Lachryma 15:48, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Hildebrand Mall is IN Roftwood. I'm not sure what it is you want from me here. . . . -- Jon D'oh 18:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Russian Sense of Humor

Is joke! I ask for insane free running routes (like Dakerstown to Miltown), you laugh, and all is good. But noo, you take serious, and now I feel bad. Thank you very much for Laimbeer Route, is useful, but I joke then too. I even put Evil Plan, but you don't get...Oh well. Anyway, see you in Laimbeer place, which has zombies in it (FYI!)--Lachryma 23:12, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Ok, ok. All of my russian relatives have no sense of humor, so you caught me off guard. It's a new thing for me. I had no idea that humor was even acceptable party policy.  ::sigh:: Besides the fact that the only humor an old Marine has is either a: dirty, or b: involves alcohol and/or bloodshed.

All that aside, good one, you got me :o)

Now, where the hell we goin' ?  ::snicker:: :o)

For last time, we go to Caiger! After we go to Laimbeer. And after we go to Malton zoo. Is simple, no? Also, humor is big part of Russian life, as well as democracy and defending Motherland.--Lachryma 01:30, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Uh, Laimbeer is infested with zeds, no? Advance party is on site, no? Have you been revived, or are you still . . . uh . . . pale? Riddell Way Fire Station in Ketchelbank, on the way to the zoo is a good rest-stop, several survivors, EHB, and no genny. -- Jon D'oh 02:19, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Laimbeer has 2 zombies. There are only 3 outside! Yeah, my scout is the best...I go to zoo area tomorrow, for I am alive! Thanks for the tip for resting spot.--Lachryma 02:45, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

OK, didn't have enough gas to clear out 2 zeds in Laimbeer, but I DID kill 1 zed, and barricade up the factory 1SE of Laimbeer. Please bring company soon. I don't like what I'm hearing outside. -- Jon D'oh 02:34, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

We got people in the area, and they know to take the Laimbeer Building...And I'm half way there. Once we get our dead members revived we can head to the far safer Dunell Hills. Perhaps you could make route? Please? [smiles sweetly, waves bottle of scotch]--Lachryma 03:55, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem. Where to in Dunnell Hills? Anyplace in particular? -- Jon D'oh 04:23, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I think...hmm...Either Yea Drive Police Department or Dury Building. One is close to Caiger, other is NT...PD sound good?--Lachryma 04:42, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

PD sounds like a winner. I'll work it up in the AM, OK? -- Jon D'oh 05:32, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

As requested, route from Laimbeer to Yea Drive PD in Dunnell Hills. (Incorrect Route Removed 04 Dec 06, corrected and noted below. Jon D'oh 14:58, 4 December 2006 (UTC))

I is speechless with gratitude. May we use on GC's page?--Lachryma 14:38, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem. :o) -- Jon D'oh 16:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I put up route later, when we move. I is in Laimbeer, and I see you in factory. Come over to Laimbeer. I find scotch on third floor, is cheap stuff. Also, I find diary disturbing. You touch me, I castrate first, ask questions later. Anyway, check out new interview on my page, and say what you think.--Lachryma 02:18, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

You insult me, Czarina. You dishonor the respect which I understood existed between us, by so blindly assuming so lowly of me. I am hurt. Now I go drink heavily and admire rotting half-naked female zeds out in the streets, and cultivate impure thoughts. -- Jon D'oh 03:38, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I is in zombie city, where death and drunk males is rampant. So, I a little paranoid. Forgive for being on guard? I find strange bunny magazine while back, maybe make you feel better? Bah, you get over it soon. Forgive, forget, drink more. Now, what about new interview? Is good? Is insult to my user page?--Lachryma 03:46, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Da, is good. The interview gives insight to one of Malton's favorite, if not most heroic, combat medics. -- Jon D'oh 06:56, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I find this. Make you feel better, no? So stare at template and not at zombie! And I glad you like my hard work --Lachryma 06:59, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to have to remove that template, it's making me dizzy. I like dizzy. :oP -- Jon D'oh 07:01, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

[stares blankley] Huh, did someone say boobies? You know now we will never get anywhere! John Manning 16:15, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

SHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to concentrate here! ::points harshly at the screen:: -- Jon D'oh 21:46, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I take away now. Is sad for you, but I don't care. Last thing we need is distraction when zombies come!--Lachryma 23:41, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

You've brought this on yourself. I have permanently enshrined the sweaterpuppy template on my user page. Here's a preview:

	Boobies!!
	This user or group digs sweater puppies!

And technically, those would be described as a COUPLE of distractions :oP -- Jon D'oh 00:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Sweater? Puppy? Why put puppy in sweater? Is puppy cold? And why call breast puppy? I is confused. Well, now you happy and get new template. Annoying template, but I put up with for friend. Anyway, Laimbeer place is nice. I revive one GC person, and I have 3 needles now. Life is good.--Lachryma 00:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

bouncy bouncy...[bobs head] bouncy bouncy.... zomboobies whaa? John Manning 01:39, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

If somebody can produce a generator, I'll go and procure some fuel so that we can have a POWERED NT Building for which to procure needles, and such. -- Jon D'oh 02:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

No! We already have 7 zombies outside, and if we get power there will be many more...but if we set gen+fuel in adjacent building, we have zombie bait! And don't even think of going outside to shoot zombies (10-20 AP to kill, 1 AP to stand up=Bad Trade). We just need to hold this building for a little longer, and then we can go to the way safer Dunell Hills. I is expert at zombie siege. Question the Czarina and we all dead.--Lachryma 04:12, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Ok. Makes sense. Heads down and be quiet, she says. It appears that they are already working on our barricades. Be aware that we can fall back to the factory 1SE of Laimbeer, if necessary, it's still holding at EHB. From either building, it's 23 blocks to Yea Drive PD in Dunnell Hills. BTW, I've got a pair of needles for the needy. -- Jon D'oh 06:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I have 3 needles, for I is lucky. But there is only 2 dead people left, and Dag00 will get other. If you revive Skitchipoo I would be happy. I spend most of AP on cade, is annoying. Factory is useful, thank you for reminding, but if we sleep when dead ones break in...Will not happen.--Lachryma 06:23, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll do what I can, where is skitchy? -- Jon D'oh 17:26, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

In wasteland to west, I think. Thank you for good help!--Lachryma 18:27, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Dunell Hills

Here is plan: All dead ones are alive, so we move soon. But first, we wait for 2 members who come from north. They arrive tomorrow (if they don't, I use GPS unit to electrocute nether parts), and so we move to DH on Tuesday, Dec. 5. Is good plan, no?--Lachryma 23:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow, is that how they train Russian Officers? You force all of you're troops to hook their GPS systems to their pieces, parts and pieces-parts? No wonder ya'll lost the cold war :o)

It's 23 blocks to Yea Drive PD, Manning and I are going to try and head over there tomorrow and scout it out. -- Jon D'oh 00:59, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

GPS is good punishment, but any electric thing will work...Is form of torture designed by your CIA, I believe (technical term is 'testicular electrodes'). I have no idea of situation in DH, so intel is welcome. Take scotch with you. Also, check out comic on my page.--Lachryma 03:39, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

ROUTE IS BAD - DO NOT USE

The route from Laimbeer to Yea Drive is invalid. I dunno how I blew it, but I did. I'll rework it immediately. -- Jon D'oh 04:51, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, man . . . I so screwed the pooch on this route. 2 major flaws, but it is do-able. There is one point where you have to go outside, and cross a wasteland to get to the next building, which thankfully, the doors are wide open. I'll put up the new route in the morning.

I'm currently in Yea Drive PD. There are 2 dozen + survivors inside, 3 zeds outside with 3 bodies face down, and the doors WIDE OPEN I barricaded them up to loosely, and then ran out of AP. I won't lie, it's scary here, and I eat my wheaties. -- Jon D'oh 05:01, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Correct Route Updated

Many apologies to everyone, the route from Laimbeer to Yea Drive PD has been corrected, and is available HERE

As of this morning, Yea Drive PD is at EHB, with 2 dozen + survivors inside. Could use medkits in there if ya'll got 'em. I'm dry.

By the way, I have fuel if somebody has a generator. We can at least get some improved search odds for ammo. -- Jon D'oh 15:04, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

I have a genny. I will be there this afternoon. John Manning 15:53, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Route is helpful. I show up tomorrow. Keep it safe for me, as I tired of going to unsecured places (Is joke). If you like comic at my page, tell, as I have second part (is funnier, I swear). Have fun in DH without the Czarina.--Lachryma 23:34, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Yea Drive is fairly secured, could certainly use someone with your unique talents slinging medkits. Can't wait to see next comic installment :o) -- Jon D'oh 15:01, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

We is dead, 4 of us. We come to Sell Monument in top left corner of West Becktown and get revived by you. Works?--Lachryma 02:41, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll work it out. -- Jon D'oh 14:24, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Update: I have four needles, unfortunately, I only have 4 AP, as well. If you move to Sroud Crescent (3S 1W of your current location) that will make a big difference by saving me 5 AP to get to you. -- Jon D'oh 14:32, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I is at Sroud place. I make comic about it, out soon. I also glad you like my poor comic. Takes many hours of work.--Lachryma 23:10, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

GOTCHA!!! -- Jon D'oh 02:09, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Is good to be alive. Have a rat for good work. And where is bragging diary entry? And why is AlQilya page so outdated? I is so full of gratitude, no?--Lachryma 02:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha HA! You speak too soon, Czarina. Perhaps your mind is still a bit groggy from de-zombification. :o) -- Jon D'oh 02:53, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

I saw the diary...Um, feth...that's really good...Wow. Now I feel bad making my cheap comic mocking all this revive stuff...Oh well, emotions have never stopped me before! Also, you might want to fix the base of operations thing on AlQilya. It still says Ridleybank. That diary though...--Lachryma 02:56, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh heh, it's something to have fun with, glad you like it. I did some minor edits, though. Bad habit of mine, put it up, look at it a bit, tweak it, look at it some more, adjust again, wash, rinse, repeat. . . . -- Jon D'oh 02:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Cool. Check out new comic, is my favorite so far. Enjoy!--Lachryma 03:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

LOL you know, even though there is no postal service in Malton, you could, as a zombie, make use of Z-mail :o) -- Jon D'oh 03:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

In near future, I make comic to mock you. For now, I stick to Caiger Mall and operations. So, how is PD? You like Soviet flags I put up for X-mas?--Lachryma 03:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahh, I see, Czarina. It appears that the politburo will attempt to destroy with the pen that which the Kremlin could not destroy with the sword ::wink:: PD is a bit too quiet for my taste. When do we all move on Caiger? -- Jon D'oh 04:42, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

PD is lame compared to Blackmore. 'Before Christmas' they say about Caiger. But CMS leader people argue...is foolish.--Lachryma 14:14, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. I'm going to scout north a bit, when I get my AP back up to snuff. -- Jon D'oh 17:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Movement Suggestion

I've scouted it out, and Bunter St PD, due north in Peddlesden Village could be a viable staging area. It could use some help, but there's enough of us to help out considerably, if we all move up. I'm currently located in the Hersant Auto Repair, right next door. -- Jon D'oh 17:48, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Hmm...I think about Sweeney place, is 2 AP from Caiger and is NT....We take Curle Street Police Department, is on free run route to Sweeney, and go from there? West Becktown is not best place, but is close to Caiger...Thoughts?--Lachryma 23:15, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

If we're going to get that close, let's try the Oxley Bldg, just 4W of there, it's also a NT bldg, and is next to a PD, FS, Hospital, and is closer to an auto repair (for generator fuel). Plus, it's a shorter haul for us to get there. -- Jon D'oh 23:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Is good. I let group know, we go tommorow. Is decent plan?--Lachryma 23:29, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Da. Is good, Czarina. -- Jon D'oh 01:29, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Uh, I forget I not only leader of GC...perhaps after I talk with others we move on Sunday? Also, I have new comic up, and another one soon.--Lachryma 01:32, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

It'll all be good. It'll be time when it's time. -- Jon D'oh 01:39, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Dag00 is scared of Laimbeer happening again...I is too. Laimbeer is bad memories.--Lachryma 04:30, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

HELP

Please come to Oxley Bldg! It has been cleared, and we need to work like hell to keep the barricades up. HURRY -- Jon D'oh 01:54, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I is there. Is pretty...scary!--Lachryma 04:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha! This is life on the edge. THIS is why we participate. THIS is the glory and legend of which we seek! Now, pay attention, and keep stacking clips. By the way, it wouldn't be a bad idea to try and secure a few of the surrounding buildings, if for no other reason than to provide decoy and confusion to the zed-heads. -- Jon D'oh 06:08, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I is over fear now. Not one step back, comrade. And Dag00 is in PD, being decoy.--Lachryma 16:58, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I can see that you are considerably over your fear now, as the only thing you have to fear, you have become. Is sad. If you will stand I will give you a jab, and you can come and eat fried rat, basted in scotch and NT syringe sauce. -- Jon D'oh 23:31, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, is another Laimbeer. Strange how you survive both...I is at Pullin Square and I is sick of Communist color on everything. Get rid of red and revive already!--Lachryma 02:33, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

No worry, Dag00 give me needle. So, how is Caiger looking? Is not so easy to fight here, yes?--Lachryma 03:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Is good to have you back amongst us, Czarina. -- Jon D'oh 05:27, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

You get new member? Is lovely. But AlQilya page is lies now, no? Also, explain diary. Who is police chief? You need support for pissing match with cop? I is ready for anything. I see Caiger from roof, is frustrating. Anyway, I go back to eating rat and healing poor fools.--Lachryma 23:09, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I think my bad attitude may have gotten the better of me. Just rubs me the wrong way when someone who claims to be in charge comes in without a clue, and asking questions that anyone who was actually in charge should be aware of. Apologies for being cranky. -- Jon D'oh 04:15, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I no sleep in PD, so I have no idea what you speak of...but I hear, later, Marty Banks bossing others around. Is he cop you rant about? Also, you forget group box on AlQilya. It claims 3 people, not 4. Well, if cop wants to boss lazy ones who no check wiki, let him. They lame people he deserves to order...We have vision of Caiger, and he stuck in cheap suburb. And he have no fond memories of Blackmore, I bet. Anyway, perhaps I do sweep of Caiger tomorrow. I use AP reviving dead ones today, 10 cost is annoying. Take scotch and forget about cop.--Lachryma 04:23, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Good advice. Yeah, that be the uh . . . individual.  ::sigh:: I fixed the group box on the AlQilya page tonight. Sleep well. -- Jon D'oh 05:14, 12 December 2006 (UTC)