User talk:PQN (original
You must have a real interesting live wasting your time bugging people on a wiki.. You're mother must be so proud of you! I suggest you go do what you normally do, instead of being a total arse.. -> watching midget porn all lonesome in the garage living next to your parents. (at least, I think that will suit you) --Vykos 11:51, 11 April 2006 (BST)
What a total waste of flesh. He can't even register a name properly. "(Original" HA! Dipshite. --Mia K (sotss) 12:09, 11 April 2006 (BST)
I would like PQN way more if he was totally clever, and came up with hilarious relevant things to post on the pages he bombed.. you know.. like Goatse.cx or Admiral Ackbar. Classic internet comedy or something. But blanking stuff and insulting Zar, that's classy -Banana Bear4 12:13, 11 April 2006 (BST)
Remember when using a (, to close with ). Otherwise you just look silly. (well sillier then you do already) (I mean, look at me. I can correctly use them, not once but twice! And in the same sentence! It isn't that hard to do...)--Vista W! 12:35, 11 April 2006 (BST)
Talking about -> , <- ,.. haven't really mastered that skill myself to be completely honest.. ;) --Vykos 12:41, 11 April 2006 (BST)
I think you need to catch up on your villainy 101 there bud. When you talk about how we'll "be sorry" and how this is "revenge", you need to actually tell us what its revenge for. After all, we can't begin properly ruing our existance until we know why you've deigned to grace us with your razor wit! Be sure to follow these other easy steps for maximum effect:
1. Accuse the mod team of being power hungry maniacs whose ban hammers know no restraint. Its clear their corruption has led them to create their biggest mistake, whether it was banning you, making fun of you, or ruling agaist you in arbitration (refer again to the first paragraph).
2. Talk about how things have gone to hell since you left. Pepper your posts with predictions of our demise, preferably at your hands. Remember, the more grandiose the better! Threaten to get lawyers involved if you can.
3. Attack our significant others, even though you've never met them. If you want to play the angle of questioning whether we have significant others, attack our mothers to be safe.
With all that the mental agony should be too much for us too bear! We'll crack and shut down the wiki any day now, and you will stand astride our broken server like a colossus. Yours in tinpot dictatorship, --Zaruthustra-Mod 17:10, 11 April 2006 (BST)
