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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world cyclops" - Two Kings



Talk to me. How's your family?


Ghetto Cow Redux?

My fellow warriors, the lovely Czarina hasn't forsaken us! I quote:

"==You there!==

Do a favor for me, for old times sake. Start telling dem old GC peeps about our Two Week Special. Chop chop, we only have two months to build support!--Lachryma 05:06, 26 November 2007 (UTC)"

and:

":::Nope, temptation is fun. Anyway, I was thinking of bringing back Ghetto Cow for a week or two in early January. However, y'all will probably be lame and it'll just be me taking over Moggridge PD.--Lachryma 22:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

I might come out of retirement a bit earlier then I originally planned to, cuz I left all my scotch in the locker rooms there.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)"

Yes friends, it's true. Ghetto Cow is coming back for a 2 week long ass kickage. I don't have all the details yet, other than this little gig taking place probably early January, but when I have them, I'll be posting them here. So, if you see an ex-Cow, let them know the situation.

Your's truly,

-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Sadness...

Ghetto Cow is ending. Please vote in the historical groups section, and remove the GC tag from your profile. Thank you.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:44, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Ending? What comes after if anything at all?--Two Kings 20:01, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Find a new group, mister. A real gangsta one, if such a thing exists. But first vote!--Lachryma 20:06, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Shame we're disbanding as soon as I start to get settled in. Oh well. Thanks for teaching me all I know--Two Kings 20:12, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Spec's team the Crimson Wolves might take you in. I might just retire d.t. after a little of unfinished business...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:14, 7 August 2007 (BST)
If you and Lach both leave then who's gonna talk to me? :P
You forgot to sign your post! Bad kitty, bad! Anyway, I'm not leaving U.D. altogether, I just might retire my current character. I'll still be on the wiki, and the forum, and I just made a new guy, so it'd be okay if I retired d.t.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:27, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I feel bad about our new people. Sorry we couldn't have more fun first! But I'm sure you'll find something cool to do...like with the CW...--Lachryma 20:30, 7 August 2007 (BST)EDIT: Fething edit conflicts, 3 in a row...
Sorry. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:40, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oh, shit. Could've sworn I signed that last one. Oh well--Two Kings 20:55, 7 August 2007 (BST)

W00T!

Click Me!

Be advised, the forum is knd of dead right now. I'm the only other person logged in at the moment.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:29, 7 August 2007 (BST)


...

Hole...E...Shit...That is a lot of venting...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:24, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Yeah, I thought so. Never done quite that much in one sitting before--Two Kings 22:25, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Boo! The Sequel

Do you plan on mentioning zombies or UD on your user page at some point? ;)--Lachryma 21:49, 6 August 2007 (BST)

I don't know. I just kinda vented out a bunch of stuff about myself in one sitting. Never done that before. I suppose I should though. Makes sense doesn't it. Alright, I'll do that. Thanks for the advice--Two Kings 22:24, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Maybe you should break it into headings too, to facilitate reading. You know, 'music', 'movies', 'random feth', whatever...--Lachryma 22:39, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Crazy you mention that. I had just clicked on 'edit' to do just that when 'new messages' appeared. Thanks for the advice anyway, though. If you have anymore feel free to tell me. I'm open to criticism--Two Kings 22:44, 6 August 2007 (BST)
You need moar templates.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:46, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah? Where can I get them?--Two Kings 22:53, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Just look on random peoples pages, like Sonny's page. He has over a hundred on there. Then, click edit and snag the code. Or, you could make your own.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:56, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Cool, thanks. I'll check it out.--Two Kings 22:59, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Templates rock. You need lotz of 'em.--Lachryma 23:02, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Lotza Lotz of 'em. Just not as many as Sonny. It takes forever for his page to load sometimes.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:05, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I found some cool ones and put them on my page. But they look kinda stale running down the left side of my page. How do I put them in other places?--Two Kings 23:31, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Well, you can put them in a user bar type thing, like I have on my page, or you can use

Insert a { here-->|align="right"

|

<insert template codes here>

<insert template codes here>

etc.

|} replacing the right with whatever you want, and removing the spaces between the lines.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:40, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Sorry. I don't really understand.--Two Kings 23:50, 6 August 2007 (BST)
It's okay. This stuff can be a bit weird. Would you like me to do part of it for you to show you how?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:54, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah. Please--Two Kings 23:56, 6 August 2007 (BST)
See how it's done?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:03, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah, thanks. I'll try and customize it a little. Thanks again--Two Kings 00:06, 7 August 2007 (BST)
No problem. Thats what us Project Welcome guys do.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:07, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Make sure you learned how it works, Two Kings! Angel won't be around to do your wiki coding forever!--Lachryma 00:35, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Don't worry, I think I've got it. Check out the page! Not much but it's something. Eventually I'll learn how to make it look good.--Two Kings 00:41, 7 August 2007 (BST)
The templates form the shape of a mutated starfish. Odd...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:46, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I like it. It's chaotic and looks cool. Now you need some shiny images to liven up your page. Perhaps, to start, you get a pic from Hot Fuzz to put in that section?--Lachryma 01:08, 7 August 2007 (BST)
If he does that, Akule's heart will stop, due to the fact that he can cause more trouble.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:18, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I don't know who Akule is but I like your idea, Lach. How do you get the picture onto the page?--Two Kings 02:28, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Akule is a wannabe lawyer who wages a one-fool war on copyrighted images here on the wiki. Don't mind him. First, you need to upload the image to the wiki. Look on the left side for 'Upload file'.--Lachryma 02:37, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Cool, found it. But it wont let me upload the file. How do I get it into a .JPG format?--Two Kings 02:47, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Open it in Photoshop or something, then click save as, then under the name box, click the dro down menu, then select .jpg.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:50, 7 August 2007 (BST)p
Oh, I see. Cool thanks--Two Kings 02:51, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Wait. One more thing. How do I get it onto my user page?--Two Kings 02:56, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Use [[imagetitle.jpg]]-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:57, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Sweet. Thanks--Two Kings 03:02, 7 August 2007 (BST)
No problem. If ya' need anything else, drop me a line.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:03, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Just FYI, but if you wanna resize it or shove to one side, use [[imagetitle.jpg|100px]] or [[imagetitle.jpg|left]] or whatever.--Lachryma 03:06, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oops, sorry. You gotta remove the nowiki tags. Thats was so we don't mess up the talk page code while showing you.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:15, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oh, cool thanks. I was actually just about to ask why it didn't work. I'll go fix it right now--Two Kings 03:17, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Close, keep the [[]]'s...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:20, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oh wait, you still have them. Did you spell it right? Try changing the .jpg to .JPG...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:22, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah. Hot_Fuzz.JPG That's what I've been doing in between the [[]]'s
I found what was wrong. I've become so accustomed to it, that it's become second nature. You have to put Image:before the link title.*Slaps forehead* Wow, I can't believe I forgot that! Sorry! Heres the code again...[[Image:Hot_Fuzz.JPG]]...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:27, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Sweet. Alright thanks. It'll be up in a minute--Two Kings 03:29, 7 August 2007 (BST)
It looks bloody brilliant. Kinda makes me wanna make a Hot Fuzz template--Two Kings 03:40, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Brilliant idea! Chop chop! Now! Or not. No one cares what I say anyway.*Sniffs* :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:43, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I would. But the template creation help page makes my brain hurt. I'll give it another go--Two Kings 03:45, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Dude! I just logged on to find that you killed me! I was one of the zombies at Alder! Why me? Two headshots in one day! Grrrr...And it's okay. You don't have to make a template.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:47, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I know I don't have to. But I want to. Eventually I'll figure it out. You know what they say, 'Persistence is the key to success'. Actually I just made that up. Sounds cool though, huh? Oh, and sorry 'bout killing you. If only you could check zombie profiles before you attack them. If it makes you feel any better I leveled up--Two Kings 03:53, 7 August 2007 (BST)
With a DNA scanner and basic necrotech skills, you can check who the xombie (see that? Xombie. Thats how We say it from now on!) is and choose to attack one or another by putting the zombie in your contacts list. And whether you leveld up or not, I wouldn't care. You new guys need xp, and my guy is just some lazy, old, maxed out fart.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:18, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Bad Two Kings! Never, ever kill zombies at a revive point! There is absolutely no excuse for that!--Lachryma 04:23, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Wait, so it's still bad, even if I'm the one waiting for the needle? Wow. You really do care. :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:25, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oh, wow. Sorry. I was only kidding and I had no idea that was a revive point. I'll make sure to put you on my contacts list. Sorry again.
And as I said, it's okay. You need the XP, and my life isn't always useful. For a whole week all I did was karaoke. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:02, 7 August 2007 (BST)
No, it's never okay. It's either ignorance or griefer-ness. XP farming from Mrh? Cows is about as bad as getting XP from healing zombies...But now Two Kings knows. Anyway, you should use the heading 'Muzac', not that long feth you have now...;)--Lachryma 05:06, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Hi, Mister!

Hey, long time no see! Well, one week around is better then nothing!--Lachryma 02:15, 24 July 2007 (BST)

Too true--Two Kings 02:57, 24 July 2007 (BST)
So where are you in UD?--Lachryma 03:06, 24 July 2007 (BST)
I'm at the Rippon Building in Darvall Heights. I can make it to Stickling Mall on the 'marrow. I'm already at a decent level so I'm pretty confident that I can be of some help--Two Kings 03:44, 24 July 2007 (BST)
Excellent, excellent. Nothing is going on right now, but LUE is rather erratic...--Lachryma 21:32, 24 July 2007 (BST)

Feth...

Yah, it looks like the Extravaganza was for server reset (aka 0:00 GMT) July 2nd. So...um...whoops!--Lachryma 01:27, 3 July 2007 (BST)

Editing stuff

I see you removed your name. The thing is, all pages are stored in a history, so if someone really wanted to, they'd be able to find out your name anyway. Just thought I'd tell ya.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)

La la la

No, head to Caiger. The zombies are ignoring us in their birthplace, and instead sacked Nichols Mall. Which is pretty impressive, as Nichols has/had some pretty tough and smart defenders who are used to sieges. Weird. Well, have fun at Caiger!--Lachryma 04:03, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Ask all the question you want, I don't mind. Anyway, Silley Park is near Caiger. And we need a place to get flares/sleep, so that's why we're heading to the mall.--Lachryma 04:43, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Plot...Plot...

Congrats! Anyway, we're going to move to Caiger for the Second Extravaganza on Saturday, so you could head over there now, or come to Ridleybank for a few days. It's really up to you. Oh, and what do you as your member description on GC's page?--Lachryma 21:47, 26 June 2007 (BST)

You could join us at Moggridge too.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:39, 27 June 2007 (BST)
Where dat?--Two Kings 00:42, 27 June 2007 (BST)
4 north, 4 west from Blackmoar. No point though, were gonna die in a few hours anyway.:)...:(-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:44, 27 June 2007 (BST)
I don't know. I may be the one you need to tip the scales!...no...no I'm not. But I'll be in Ridleybank soon none the less--Two Kings 00:49, 27 June 2007 (BST)
True. To tip the scale, we'd need an army of 15 or so. Not one. Thanks for even considering coming, only 4 GC kids showed up from the start...Good luck survivng in the 'bank.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:51, 27 June 2007 (BST)
Okay, that sounds lovely. Don't listen to Angel! Your 50 HP could go a long way! And see, we have this member list. What do you want your description to say?--Lachryma
YES! Completely don't listen to me. I need a meatshield, so come on over ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:01, 27 June 2007 (BST)
I guess my discription could say somthing along the lines of 'always appears to be tipsy and constantly bragging about how good he is at pool.' I just made that up but you can go off it if you like. I kinda enjoy the sounds of it now.--Two Kings 01:09, 27 June 2007 (BST)
An excellently random description!--Lachryma 01:15, 27 June 2007 (BST)
YAY! You have a template! Now you need forty more.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 27 June 2007 (BST)

Boo!

Ooo, you wanna join Ghetto Cow? Well, we'll need your UD profile ID (ingame, click your name under the map, then give me that URL thingy) Oh, and what suburb are you in?--Lachryma 03:23, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Alright, Thanks. I'll put it back with my first comment. I guess I might as well put it here also.

North Blythville http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=920226 --Two Kings 03:55, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Hmm...your clothes aren't up to spec. No rats or scotch for you! Just joking, but you can't really join till you put Ghetto Cow in your group box thingy...--Lachryma 04:02, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Also, watch out. Lach's tongue is sharper than the ice on her heart XD.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:07, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hmmm, sounds like I'll her--Two Kings 04:11, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Oh yeah, she's actually quite nice, once you get past the S&M addiction, and the beatings. :)-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:14, 24 June 2007 (BST)
When you said things would get creepy, I had know idea I'd be greeted by a sexual deviant beating me with rats--Two Kings 04:24, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Oh yeah. Thats not even the start of it. She also yells at us. Very rarely though. And it only seems she does it when she wants something. She never yells at us outta love. Its sad.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:30, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Reminds me of my mom...(sniff...keep it strong) Anyway, when she finds me is she gonna tell me what to do from there?--Two Kings 04:36, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Well, I'm not sure what you mean by "from there" but if your talking about our current battle plan, were in Ridleybank, trying not to die every time we go for a strike.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:39, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Well, at least I'm trying not to die. Ha ha.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:43, 24 June 2007 (BST)
There's no way I'll survive. I can barely kill a single zombie.--Two Kings 04:47, 24 June 2007 (BST)
First off, you don't need to kill zombies to survive. Second...talking about me behind my back?! And calling me a sexual deviant?! When you don't even know me?! Yeah, about what I'd expect.--Lachryma 04:59, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hey welcome to GC. don't listen to suicidal angel, he doesn't realize he isn't funny :P . is this your first character in UD?-- Che -T GC X 04:58, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah it is. I don't really know much but I seem to be getting the hang of UD Wiki pretty fast. By the way Lachryma, sorry 'bout that. Just going off what I'm told.--Two Kings 05:05, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Che, I know I'm not funny, I just like spamming :P. Yeah, don't joke about judging her. It's bad. And believing my every word is bad too. I shoulda told you about those things, huh?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:09, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, that probably would have been helpful. Now I feel bad. I didn't mean to piss anybody off on my first day--Two Kings 05:15, 24 June 2007 (BST)
No need to apologize, Two Kings, you haven't gotten acquainted with my particular brand of humor. Yet.--Lachryma 05:18, 24 June 2007 (BST)
  • Whew* I'm sure I'll get used to it soon. So should I just head straight for Ridleybank?--Two Kings 05:31, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Yep. Wait, no, you don't have free running. Chill out and get that skill, then meet us.--Lachryma 05:35, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Check, I'll go shoot some zombies. It might take me awhile to get it though, I have 0 exp--Two Kings 05:40, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Don't worry, we're in no hurry. And the private class gets XP pretty fast. Shoot some zombies, search for ammo in PD's, try not to die, you should do fine and get a few levels in no time.--Lachryma 05:49, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Have Fun! :)-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:42, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Don't worry, I felt bad the other day. Here,
Lachryma said:
Anyway, angel, 'poor taste in music' is the most ignorant, poorly thought-out, fucked up thing you could say. How do you know what music is good? Isn't it relative to the person, just like a favorite food? How dare you judge me? You know nothing about me, my music, or human nature, apparently. We all love music, and it shouldn't matter what it is that we are listening to. It shouldn't matter if some people think your music is 'trash', or 'worthless', or in 'poor taste'. It just matters what you feel about the music of your choice. So back the feth off, because my music is my business, my love, and not there to be judged by anyone.

I still feel bad for saying that.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:22, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Official Welcome to Ghetto Cow

Welcome to our group, you slimy bastard. Come to Ridleybank, don't worry about being new, and if you have any questions, ask me. Oh, and here's your rat.


Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Two Kings a rat for joining Ghetto Cow, calling people sexual deviants, that sort of thing

--Lachryma 04:59, 24 June 2007 (BST)