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==<font color="darkgreen">Background History</font>==
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A cold wind in the air. Torched and ruined buildings as far as the eye could see. In a dark alley between an abandoned NecroTech facility and factory, a young man stood downing a bottle of Jack Daniels. He breathed heavily, trying to hold back the tears swelling in his eyes. He wore a white tattered and blood-soaked lab coat, a black short-sleeved shirt, blue jeans and a blood-flecked pair of black shoes. At his side sat a holstered Glock 44, a Sawed-off Double Barrel shotgun was strapped across his back and in his belt, a much used combat knife. He held in his hand a wrinkled and slightly blood-flecked picture of a young brunette woman smiling back at him. You can see the man's hands start to shake as tears poured from his eyes. His name was Eddie. A groaning nearby made him quickly dry up his tears and tuck away the photo. A tattered zombie was approaching him from down the alley, it came groaning towards him. Eddie drew his Glock and unloaded the entire mag on the zombie, blowing bits of its arms off. His final shot hit right between the eyes and blew part of the zombie's head off in the process. It slumped to the ground in a heap, but he wasn't sure if it was dead and didn't want to stick around to find out. He stood a moment and took a deep breath to calm his nerves before reloading his Glock with a spare magazine from his pocket. He finished off his bottle of Jack Daniels before throwing it at the zombie. He then walked around the corner to a nearby black Mustang.. his. Igniting the engine into life he tore off down the street, running down any zombies that got in his way. He arrived at an abandoned warehouse and pulled into its garage. He quietly pulled down its metal door so as to not draw attention to himself before climbing the stairs to a small room. An old bed sat on one side while, near the door sat an old couch. Pushing the couch in front of the door, Eddie walked over, layed down on the bed and tried to sleep. He barely slept anymore. But then, how could he? What with the zombie infestation, and the knowledge that somewhere, his fiancé roamed the streets... as one of them.
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Eddie must have gotten some sleep as he opened his eyes to see a few rays of sunlight glare through the window. Rolling out of bed, he picked up another bottle of Jack Daniels he brought up from his car. He took a swig and placed it in the pocket of his lab jacket he had just put back on. His Glock was always at his side and the Sawed-off Double Barrel shotgun was once again strapped across his back. Pulling the couch away from the door, he left the room and walked down the stairs to where his Mustang sat. He filled the tank with a spare fuel can from the trunk before opening the garage door. He looked around for signs of zeds but there weren't any that he could see so he walked back, jumped into his car and started the engine. He roared out onto the streets. He quickly jumped out to shut the garage door before getting back into the car and pulled off down the street. Thoughts of his fiancé filled his head.. not knowing what had happened to her, he hoped she was safe somewhere and longed to see her again. He slowed the car to a halt, something had caught his attention. It was graffiti someone had sprayed on the side of a building. It read: ''join the Umbrella Corporation'' followed by instructions on where to find them. He took off down the street... for he had found a group that could help him.  
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==<font color="darkgreen">What I've been upto on the Wiki</font>==
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|info=Just a few highlights:
:*'''Joined [[Project Wiki Patrol|Project Wiki Patrol]]
:*'''Joined [[Project Welcome|Project Welcome]]
:*'''Finally figured out why every time I put a timestamp after my sig, it would always go to a new line with a box around it.
:*'''Fixed two broken links on a suburb page (think it was Yagoton). It was for a junkyard and a pub anyway.
:*'''Played Axe Hack's [[User:Axe Hack/Quiz|quiz]] from time to time and won a few prizes too (see talk page)
:*'''Made an Achievements page (templates courtesy of [[User:Cody Mac|Cody Mac]] and [[User:Vincent-Childs|Vincent NT]])
:*'''Made a Screenshot.. as seen below.
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Revision as of 16:17, 21 August 2008

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Guns & Booze.jpg Nothing Washes Away Zed Guts Like A Shot Of Belvedere
This User Supports Heavy Drinking.
Umbrella Corp.gif Victor Platoon Member VPflag.jpg
This User is in the Umbrella Corporation’s Victor Platoon.
Scotland flag.JPG Scottish
This user is Scottish.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Brain.gif 'Wiki Quiz Junkie'
This User is a Wiki Quiz Junkie
Umbrella Corp.gif Umbrella Employee
Our Business Is Life Itself!
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his Boomstick.
Backpacker.JPG Curse You Encumbrance!!!
This user carries around a lot of crap.
Pizza.gif Pizza!
This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
Sign.png Remember To Sign!
This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.
Syringe.jpg Planned Revivification
This user or group supports
organized revivification.
Goodhidingplace.jpg SEARCH THE BOX
This user knows a Zombie is in that box!
Penguin-slap.gif WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
Kiki.jpg We love Kiki!!!
Eddie Ashford loves the hot police lady!!!.
Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
Need help? Just ask.
Stewie.gif World Domination
This user has plans for world domination.
WikiPatrol.png Project Wiki Patrol Member
Dedicated to maintaining the wiki.
Dtip.JPG Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
Mrh?cow.gif Mrh?
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
Chill-pill.jpg Chill Pill
Dr Eddie Ashford has written you a prescription for one chill pill, and suggests you take it. Seriously.


Kittens.jpg Stupid Suggestions!
Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens.
Bbticon.jpg Templates
Dr Eddie Ashford has a bunch different templates on his page as of now.
Clipit knock.gif Clippit
Dr Ashford has frequently attempted to destroy that fucking paperclip.
Emot-bandwagon.gif Templates make FUNFUN!
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
Syringe crosshairs sml.jpg Fertilize the Land Policy
This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!
Crowbar.jpg The Almighty Crowbar
Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
Offshoregold.jpg Gold in Offshore Accounts
This user feels that putting gold in an untouchable offshore account is better than in a basket.
Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Thursdays.png The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
It must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
TuskenRaider.jpg Tusken Raider
WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Han shot first.jpg Han Shot First
This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.
Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.


Main
The home page.


Chat
Got something to say, leave a comment here.


Templates
Well I had to put them somewhere.


Achievements
A list of my survivor and zombie achievements.


Signature
My wiki signature.


Umbrella Corporation
We want you!.


Umbrella Civilian Center
Umbrella Corp's Civilian help center.