Silent Night Slaughter

Welcome to the PKer Alliances' latest bloodbath project: The Guest List Holiday Photos Christmas Carolling Kill Reporting Begin each kill report with a new number (#). Post the location and profile of your victim, then sign it using --~~~~ or the signature icon. This will assist us in keeping tabs on the running total of kills. EXAMPLE # Katthew, Stickling Mall (116418) --Headless gunner W! 18:03, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Kills Christmas, 2007 sniperking1168 got opened up by Sydney Floydd because he couldn't wait till christmas! Aelor gets blasted under the mistletoe by Sydney Floydd Skip Douglas laid to rest by Karth Salvage INTP wrapped and placed under the tree by Karth Salvage Vill Jalentine gets the boot from Karth Salvage for her awful play on words. Jonas Weaver smashed and broken by jaXstER OutoftheBox2 gets a lump of coal for Christmas. by jaXstER Officer DeathHammer smashed by Jesus FN Christ Chidar waxed by Jesus FN Christ Gorbochov taxed by Jesus FN Christ M16Carbine killed by madwench ljas killed by madwench Prepuse killed by madwench poXor killed by CyanEyed cillinj killed by CyanEyed Jooey killed by CyanEyed (Sorry!) ALC822 killed by CyanEyed Bufuman killed by GoreCorper Alexander Klein killed by GoreCorper Pelolep killed by Unhappydisgustingwow William Stokes killed by Unhappydisgustingwow scott tamms killed by gert rude Shikon Shikou killed by shackyosemite Sydney Floydd killed by shackyosemite (Sorry!) sRexroat's cutthroat was executed for Nalikill by Secruss. g12002 was killed by Secruss. SirBeanbag was sacrificed by Secruss. xalastor was blasted by Secruss. Taslan had a great night courtesy of PN Lenny. AgentJoneshad a great night courtesy of PN Lenny. chowda781 was educated by Sir WV in the gate house. Pvt Silvier was made to wear a dunce cap in the gate house by Sir WV. jesusowns finds prayers couldn't save him today from ZombiesAren'tDumb Angelus 12 is shown the Pearly Gates, courtesy of ZombiesAren'tDumb Daniel Dare got the truth from ZombiesAren'tDumb RockLee Power got turned into a red nosed reindeer by ZombiesAren'tDumb Ringler put in a box and wished a merry XMAS by ZombiesAren'tDumb PkWorld pulped by Neo Nazi Pipolaki reduced to shavings by Neo Nazi Eagle1296 lands in a tomb, courtesy of Neo Nazi Ashley Valentine shown no love by AlphaGun2 Colonel Lee busted to private at the command of AlphaGun2 SmellySheets fart and shat on by Lukepoker! Fooz Hammer dumber than a whole bag of hammers, so says Lukepoker Jimmy Jo Jo Johnson banged to rights by Lukepoker Super Star Stephen seeing more than stars tonight, courtesy of Hibernaculum Emma Lou slain by Hibernaculum Burning Love extinguished by Hibernaculum Alphonse Johnson hacked into various cuts of meat, courtesy of Hibernaculum's Axe. Suzie Kloves slain by Bootsy Funk A Land Shark devoured by the Krampus thanks to Vandr Honami got coal in her stocking and lead in her chest cavity, courtesy of Vandr Pest02 gets exterminated by Dr. Summeroff Alex Apple rots to the core at the sight of Dr. Summeroff Ice Cracker gets eaten with some cheese by Skilbey Gutless Wonder gets the hard goodbye from Skilbey FoxyVixen finished by Bruha AgentJones says goodbye to life and Bruha hears his last confession. YD Yorker finished by Bruha Cartmanz Beefcake! Done in by Bruha Backbraker snapped in two by Bruha telenti killed because he wouldn't stand still for a photo by the Photographer nom anor14 killed because he was making faces at the camera by an angry Photographer William Miel scolded because he forgot to set cookies out for Santa by Toothdecay Jessica M killed because she didn't have any holiday spirit by Toothdecay Ned Dred now Ned Dead because he couldn't remember the words to "Silent Night" by Toothdecay arbiter4567 killed because there can't be 4566 other arbiters out there by Toothdecay Danious was aced by Sarah Silverman because he reminded her of yoghurt. Capt John Smithsent to meet Pocahontas at the pow wow in the sky thanks to Sarah Silverman Doc Awesome was killed because he wasn't by Sarah Silverman Crosbye dropped on his head by Travdedo SPC Burlin killed by Travdedo Gunner2 slain by Hit That Lieutenant Wolf dances on glass as he is shot at by Hit That Rexroat's cutthroat bleeds from his windpipe after Redzamorak7 is finished with him. g12002 feels the wrath of the evil Redzamorak7 SirBeanbag sacked by Redzamorak7 Xalastor killed by Redzamorak7 because he has a stupid name. Pfcpathfinder hears the angels call after being blasted to bits by The Brigand Stewetheripper twists and shouts as he is slain by The Brigand Sylvok Veradere says hello to good kind wenceles on behalf of Strata Shecky Green took a pancake to the face, delivered by Duke D'oeuvre. bombidol wanted a list of PKers in the room – he can start with Duke D'oeuvre. Jacky Legs was mercifully murdered by Duke D'oeuvre. Mrs Patty Cake wondered if anyone had a FAK. Duke D'oeuvre didn't. Mazen It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's Knightmonger! Arthur Patstone pats the bottom of a casket, courtesy of Knightmonger Melody Winchester jams and is then shot by SharkskinMan Armoured Titan pierced by SharkskinMan Gel Shiftis slain by SharkskinMan OllieGSuS begins to decay in front of Mrs Flibble Aiace shizzle my Mrs Flibble driller411 gets a rusty bit because of Mrs Flibble Shocky Doc treated like one of Micheal Vick's dogs by Super Six One Wraidth does a jobber twitch, Iron Mike Sharpe Style and then dies at the feet of Super Six One Hwarang666 spontaneously combusts in front of Lezick M16 Carbine does a rave to the grave to escape Lezick Olivia Timmins stops, drops and rolls for Nergin Andrej Spasitel was scalped and had his brainpan dabbled in by Almighty Power Deathly Hollow had 'chestnuts roasting on an open fire' tenderly sung to him as he lay dying by Almighty Power Officer Raleigh exposed as a fraud by Almighty Power Raymond Freeman Not a soul loves this Raymond, or so says Almighty Power yellow sticky wouldn't shutup. He just kept going. So Toothdecay had to give him coal for Christmas, and by coal I mean lead, hot lead Poohby killed by Mr Jem Dave Rogers had a miserable day in the neighbourhood, courtesy of Theelz1020 Jadinna dressed like an elf and taped to the tree by Theelz1020 F Four Fifty One tarred and feathered by Theelz1020 Bossk The Gecko slain by Theelz1020 Army scout dishonorably discharged by Theelz1020 Ophelia Moretti slain by SillyLillyPilly Obi'Wan Kenobi Tango12 shows Obi'Wan Kenobi the power of the dark side. Fleshgrind was ground to a pulp by Stephen Colbert DFA. Angelus12 was sent to fly with the angels by Stephen Colbert DFA. Heidegger felt the unholy wrath of Stephen Colbert DFA. samuraikitsunewas shown the way of the warrior by PN Lenny. OllieGSuSwas decapitated with a hacksaw because he had less HP than anyone else by PN Lenny. Colonel Neville torn a new one by Rajko eagle1296 again gets a hard landing, this time with the muzzle of a gun in his eye...Rajko's gun. gaz1983...when he was nothing left but blood, he prayed...to Rajko Lizard E, this cold blooded fiend gets stepped on by Rajko Melodie Winchester is revived...only to meet her end again at the hands of Puki Duffman3009 find that not even all the power of apples could save him from Puki Gorbochov was placed in cement slippers and dumped into a lake by Puki Alendir socked in the groin and beheaded by Puki William Stokes succombs to the lead based paint on a toy given to him by Stephen Colbert DFA. Ellis Duban (grief stricken) throws himself into the line of fire after seeing his life-partner killed at the hands of Stephen Colbert DFA. He promptly dies. Special thanks to Bruha for supplying many of the reports this list was derived from. Template Silent Night Slaughter Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! This user or group caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!! {{SNSlaughter}}