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Anonymous Aristocrat Main   •   Talk   •   What I'm Doing   •   Characters   •   Sandbox Templates Fair Tactics Player This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge. Honor Among Thieves This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy. Atheist This user is an atheist. OMG, Yet Another Headshot! Anonymous Aristocrat is amazed their zombie can still lurch after so many headshots. Firefox User This user uses Firefox. Coffee Addict This user believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS. Lib Dem This user is a Liberal Democrat. Tasty brainz! This user has an IQ of 146 British This user is British. Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them. Axe Crazy This user has an axe. Do not cross them. PK Count This user has PKed 32 people. Math fun This user thinks that math is awesome. Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. PKer This user is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor. Death Count Anonymous Aristocrat has died far too many times. Where is Malton? Anonymous Aristocrat thinks that Malton is in a shed. Report Me! This user is an evil PKer. To punish me: report my kills on the Rogues Gallery! Ignore the void I like large groups of survivors. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Terrible Role Playing Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living. I'm Smarter This user is smarter than you. Centers of Learning This user is a Centers of Learning Policy supporter. Fine Art of Malton This user is a Fine Art of Malton supporter. Artifact Protection This user is an Artifact Protection Policy supporter. Gladiatorial Arena Policy This user supports gladiatorial combat in stadiums. Anti-Copyright User This user hates copyrights. This User > Jesus This user claims to be better than Jesus SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP... This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world. It's Humour, OK? This user supports the use of humour, even if other people spell it humor. Happy Birthday This user was born on the 19th of June What the Hell is Wrong with you People!? This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long. America Sucks This user does not support America Proud To Be Dead This user is a zombie and proud of it. Remember the 5th of November This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it. Low HP Survivors PKer Crack Male This user is male. Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. Ban Stupidity This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. Scientology Unfriendly This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. Visited Caiger Mall This user has visited Caiger Mall. Visited Bale Mall This user has visited Bale Mall. Visited Ackland Mall This user has visited Ackland Mall. Visited Pole Mall This user has visited Pole Mall. Visited Dowdney Mall This user has visited Dowdney Mall. Visited Giddings Mall This user has visited Giddings Mall. Visited Buckley Mall This user has visited Buckley Mall. Visited Stickling Mall This user has visited Stickling Mall. General Stuff Hello There!! If you do not use Firefox expect this page to have a few errors. Have a look at this Why these "Witness" websites can't stop screenshots being edited, think of all the false PK reports that could have been made. Link Characters Anonymous Aristocrat Joined: 18th February 2010 Character class: Civilian Favorite equipment: Trusty ol' pistol Character profile: 1701806 Current status: Finding a new suit Anonymous Aristocrat is an aristocrat. However, nobody has ever heard of him. Cashier Number 1 Joined: 4th January 2010 Character class: Civilian Favorite equipment: Fire Axe Character profile: 1680669 Current status: Nothing out of the ordinary Cashier Number 1 used to work in the Post Office. He was selected to go to Malton and start up a new branch in order to try and make the business more profitable. However days after his arrival the zombie outbreak occurred and the city was quarantined. Cashier Number 1 was trapped! Cashier Number 1 has had to use all of his skills learnt from sitting behind a sheet of glass and stamping parcels in order to survive to this day. Pro-Survivor Vasey Cheles Joined: 14th August 2009 Character class: Civilian Favorite equipment: Pistols and Knives Character profile: 1597776 Current status: Wandering around Ackland Vasey Cheles used to be Havercroft's local butcher and when the outbreak happened he gathered up his collection of knives and meat cleavers and set out into the wide open world, or at least wide open Malton. Player killer. No 'random' kills, I only kill people who: have stupid profiles (terrible spelling and grammar included), are in a group I don't like (DEM), or they have killed me. Delegan Joined: 21st December 2009 Character class: Civilian Favorite equipment: Claws Character profile: 1673562 Current status: Zombie - Brain Rotted Used to work in the construction industry. Dramatically fell off some scaffolding, his co-workers looked on, dumbfounded, as he stood up and tried to eat another builder's brain. That builder was lucky he was wearing a hard hat. Proud member of The Ridleybank Resistance Front. Dr Lerwill Joined: 14th February 2010 Character class: Doctor Favorite equipment: First Aid Kit Character profile: 1700272 Current status: Alive and well Dr Lerwill was a junior doctor at Adalbert General Hospital in East Grayside. For a few months after the outbreak began everything was OK, then a group of zombies broke into the hospital. He saw his mentor mauled to death by three zombies and in terror he ran away and hid under a surgical table. Eventually the hospital was cleared by a group of survivors and Dr Lerwill came out of hiding. Now Dr Lerwill stays in Adalbert General Hospital and heals anyone who comes passes through, and if he isn't too tired he may even venture outside to help anyone in the area.