Talk:Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/PK database

Heather In Ale ID: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=680413 Heather In Leather ID: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669062

You can use this to lookup any UD profile using the name btw: http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php

--Funkster 20:08, 9 June 2010 (BST)

What a supreme load of poo poo!

I, ZombieGeorge, am a dedicated zombie. I am dedicated to devouring every last breather in Malton, and in Whittensdie in particular. Yes, I am a very evil fellow, but that doesn't mean that I don't play by some very specific rules. One, I don't PK, not even if combat revived (the exception being LIVE combat, which has happened only once in five or so years. It was hella fun). Two, I don't play nice with any harmanz- ever. I do not cooperate with pker's, death cultists, or anyone else who is not a zombie. Get your facts straight.

You suggest a connection between Heathers and FU. Whatever. I don't really pay any mind to other groups unless they put themselves on the menu (harmanbahrgarz!). What other FU do is not my concern, unless they are doing something that inhibits my freedom of action to have fun by killing and eating all harmanz or is violating UD's TOS. Remember, the FU is not a hierarchical group. We are a loose confederation of zombies who share information and undead comradery.

Do you feel that I've singled you out for extra special zombie nibblinz? You should. One, You came into my home (Whittensdie) and spammed the wiki with all manner of self aggrandizing crapola. That's like begging me to come and eat your brains and drag the remains out into the street to feed my friends. Two, you are a filthy harman. Three, you took up residence in Colglough, my favorite building. Four, you are a filthy harman. Five, you invited other filthy harmanz to come to Whittensdie, which doesn't belong to you. Six, and I really can't stress this point enough, you are a filthy harman.

Oh, and by the way, if you are irked about my picking you out of the revive queues and infecting you, don't take it personally. I do that to everyone. It's a cheap way for me to grief harmanz and cause them to waste more AP. Actually, check that, if it bothers you, by all means take it personally. :D

I get really sick of harmanz lobbing the "pker" label around at anyone who gives them a rough time. I am a proud zombie. I don't need guns to mess you up. My cadaverous claws and infectious smile are more than up to the task! If you doubt the veracity on my statement, please note that I, and my zombie pals, have spent more time in Colglough over the last six months or so than you have. :D

Gragh!

-ZG Zombiegeorge 20:43, 16 July 2010 (BST)

As to your objection to your placement on our database, I apologize if you take offense, but I would like to justify why you are there. It is not because you infect people in the RP; this is a standard griefer tactic and I have come to expect it: particularly of you and ZombieCharlie. Nor have you been placed here for singling out my group. I expect that local zombies hate us and I admit you have good reason. Not only are we “filthy harmanz,” we are “filthy combat revivers” and you are one of the many in that area who lacks the commitment to your cause to succumb to brainrot.

For clarification, you are not mentioned as a PKer on this list, you are mentioned as an associate of PKers. I recognize and respect that, though you have had the opportunity to PK me and my group on many occasions, you have not: instead reverting to zombie form and biting us as science intended. Nor do I suggest a connection between the FU and the Heathers as I am well aware that the FU is a loosely organized bunch of free-thinking zombahz. I suggest that there is a connection between CERTAIN MEMBERS of the FU (of which I believe you are one) and the Heathers.

Now to the reason you are on this list. On several occasions you were observed strike buildings in Whittenside as part of coordinated attacks with Heather Manslaves. You were present in almost all of these attacks and often one of the first through the door. The timing and frequency of these attacks suggests that the probability of coincidental cooperation is very low. You in specific were singled out for an incident in the Allsop building a few months ago when we had sealed ourselves inside. With the barricades set at EHB and no freerunning path, the building was altogether inaccessible. You were in human form at the time, and through a fortuitous screen refresh by one of our members, we were able to observe you reduce the barricades to VSB and come inside. You left immediately, reducing the barricades no further in an attempt to let in zombies, and a heather Manslave arrived within 5 minutes to kill us. Others followed shortly thereafter to finish the job. Though I had suspected a connection, this clenched the argument and you were added to this list.

If you are unaware of this connection, I apologize for bringing it to your attention in this way. It is possible that some other person with whom you share information is in direct contact with the Heathers. It is also possible that you are in contact with them, and it is further possible that you have a Heather ALT. I make no assumptions in this regard because in effect, it does not matter. The fact remains that, for whatever reason, it seems that they know what you know. You are therefore connected.

As to our “spamming of the wiki” I further admit that this may be irksome. Upon request, I have taken things down in all sections of the wiki with the exception of Colglough. I would like to stress though that the additions that have our name on them are few compared to the edits that do not. In our time in Whittenside, we have attempted to add flavor to the community through such additions. They have included information geared towards Ferals, organized zombies, military survivors, scientists, and others. We have even made some edits to benefit PKers. The vast majority of these, including the bit on the fort that Spiderzed and I wrote, do not in any way reference me or my group. I will not take down material in Colglough unless an admin requests it because colglough is a scientific facility, we are scientists, we wish to use it, and no previous or subsequent attempt has been made on the wiki to dedicate it to any other purpose. Had there been such when I arrived while Whittenside was a ghost town, I would have moved into another building.

Rest assured, I do take your actions personally because they are personal, but I understand them and bear you only a little malice for them. I hope that you will extend me the same courtesy when I next combat revive you and dump you to the street. In the interim, please tell Priapus that this “filthy Harman” sends his regards: I do not doubt but that at some point he may find himself on this list.

Yours in science,

-- Albert Schwan  22:00, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Re-retort

you are one of the many in that area who lacks the commitment to your cause to succumb to brainrot.

--Brain rot is not a commitment, but a lifestyle choice. I choose to play a more flexible game that includes parachuting and vandalism as the mood strikes me. That is my choice. It's not yours to decide what is or isn't barhah for me.

I suggest that there is a connection between CERTAIN MEMBERS of the FU (of which I believe you are one) and the Heathers.

--I am very much a member of FU. There may be a connection(s) between Heathers and FU. Some of use play harman alts. I know of a few that even play dedicated survivor alts, which I think is a little perverse, but that's just me.

Now to the reason you are on this list. On several occasions you were observed strike buildings in Whittenside as part of coordinated attacks with Heather Manslaves. You were present in almost all of these attacks and often one of the first through the door.

--Yer high, Muriel. I have NEVER coordinated any FU attack with any harmans -- ever. Yeah, I am usually the one the first in the door. In any attacks I organize, I usually take out the barricades and step in to infect or meat-shield for other zombies. If the Heathers entered the building during an FU dinner party, we'd have eaten them too.

You in specific were singled out for an incident in the Allsop building a few months ago when we had sealed ourselves inside. With the barricades set at EHB and no freerunning path, the building was altogether inaccessible. You were in human form at the time, and through a fortuitous screen refresh by one of our members, we were able to observe you reduce the barricades to VSB and come inside. You left immediately, reducing the barricades no further in an attempt to let in zombies, and a heather Manslave arrived within 5 minutes to kill us. Others followed shortly thereafter to finish the job. Though I had suspected a connection, this clenched the argument and you were added to this list.

--That's pretty funny. I have no recollection of that, but I might have done that out of curiosity to see who was hiding in there. Yeah, I would have left if I was short of AP and was unable to do anything more with the barricades. I certainly wouldn't have hit you with the ax -- that wouldn't be very sporting. I may left to jump off a building or vandalize some buildings. I like spray paint.

If you are unaware of this connection, I apologize for bringing it to your attention in this way. It is possible that some other person with whom you share information is in direct contact with the Heathers.

--That point is very easy to explain, Albert (if I may call you Albert). There is a fair chance that, in that instance, I would have posted your whereabouts on our forum -- which is publicly accessible -- so others might come and eat you. I know that The Fortress and other harman groups come by our forums to see what we are up to, so I see no reason why Heathers would be any different in that regard. That might explain why you would see Heathers show up after an Feral picnic. You and any other survivors would be listed in the post. :shrugs:

As to our “spamming of the wiki” I further admit that this may be irksome.

--Indeed. It certainly got my attention. Priapus nearly blew a gasket. Never the less, we have a very long history with Whittensdie and consider it our little club house and will resist any attempts by harmanz to come and clean up the place. We like nice it and trashed.

--Please take me off your Heathers/PKer list. I do not help them and I take your slanderous suggestion that I'd help or work for harmanz as being tantamount to calling me a traitor and a collaborator. You are food. One does not befriend food.

-ZG Zombiegeorge 02:54, 17 July 2010 (BST)