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Hi TheDeceiver! Just stopping by to welcome you to UDWiki on behalf of [[Project Welcome]]. If you have any questions or need any help, don't hesitate to contact me at [[User talk:Bob Moncrief|my talk page]]. Have a great day! {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 03:28, 30 October 2013 (UTC) | Hi TheDeceiver! Just stopping by to welcome you to UDWiki on behalf of [[Project Welcome]]. If you have any questions or need any help, don't hesitate to contact me at [[User talk:Bob Moncrief|my talk page]]. Have a great day! {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 03:28, 30 October 2013 (UTC) | ||
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|I noticed that you have a talk page and were eligible for being [[Project_Unwelcome|unwelcomed]] by members of our staff. But, noticing the nature of [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|your contributions]], I decided to just point you towards the template itself and offer you enough rope to hang yourself with. Feel free to stop at [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal Banning|A/VB]] if you want to save me the trouble and [[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration|Arbitration]] if you want a deeper insight on how the wiki works. Also, <s>use my talk page</s> play with a bus whenever you have any question about wiki technicalities and/or the specific rules that pertain to this particular wiki. See ya in hell! | |||
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wow.
love being killed by a complete nobody.. i will return the favor.--User:Sexualharrison02:14, 28 October 2013
- Complete nobody? TheDeceiver is from FOD -- modesty aside, I don't think the Flowers are nobodies. --
(stalk · KT · FoD · UT) 09:47, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- I'm sure no offence was meant, at least non was taken. Anonymity is a merit in this game so I actually took it as a compliment. I also welcome the challenge Harrison -- TD 11:00, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
Welcome!
Hi TheDeceiver! Just stopping by to welcome you to UDWiki on behalf of Project Welcome. If you have any questions or need any help, don't hesitate to contact me at my talk page. Have a great day! Bob Moncrief EBD•W! 03:28, 30 October 2013 (UTC)
Fuck off
I, on the other hand…
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