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| <br> | | '''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.'''<br> |
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| Please leave messages here. Replys will be posted on this page. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted, but you can count on me reading them. or please contact me at ,[http://www.barhah.com BARHAH!]. the IRC, User name golam.<br>
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| | *'''Talk Page Archives:''' [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive| 2006 - 2009]],[[User:Sexualharrison/Archive2|2010]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive3|2011]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive4|2012]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive5|2013]]<br> |
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| Old Messages are stored [[User talk:Sexualharrison/Archive|here]]
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| ==Keep yo hands offa mah gal==
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| For the love of Yahweh ! Why, just tell me why !<br>
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| Why has Gore Girl been screaming out your name during sex ?<br>
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| [[User:Sir Fred of Etruria|Sir Fred of Etruria]]
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| :hah ha must be my cologne----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 07:09, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
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| ==Grr!==
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| Oh, you are sooooo witty! Thanks for the rat though.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 16:57, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
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| : i think I owe you one for making the tour template also.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 00:22, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
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| ==Suicidalangel is a cunt==
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| Never!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:40, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
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| :i really do hate you some times.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 07:45, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
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| ==Still around==
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| Well hell,I miss you too. But a girl's gotta get out and raise a little hell now and then.--[[User:Pibbit|Pibbit]] 06:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC)<br>
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| awwww i want a lapdance!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 06:56, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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| ==You killed me?==
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| Honestly, I don't remember getting done by anyone with that name, though it's been a big week for bumping me off. If I reported everyone who offed me to the authorities, I'd be too busy processing screen shots to be able to spend AP.--[[User:The Envoy|The Envoy]] 15:20, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
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| :hmmmm i even said something before i finished you off... oh well all good. i saw you napping so i had to take the shot. well now that SH is in the area I'll probably being taking plenty of dirt naps right next to you.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 16:08, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
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| ==Lach and Angel need more stuff to do than spam up my talk page==
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| Aw, I felt all warm inside until I saw your gross sig, which I had almost forgot about...Anyway, it's so lovely to be away from you fools.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 03:59, 12 April 2008 (BST)
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| :tis good i still think your fat.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 04:11, 12 April 2008 (BST)
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| ::And I still think you're not Jewish. ;) --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:49, 12 April 2008 (BST)
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| :::And I still think. About stuff. Hey, I'm not fat!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:29, 12 April 2008 (BST)
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| ::::RLY? You just made my dreams come true then! How's things over at the NMC forums? I haven't had time to go there in ages...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:59, 13 April 2008 (BST)
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| :::::your not missing much. except for the counting thread. i'm thinking of giving it up. as noone wants to up their game. beerhah.com has potential me thinks.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 19:46, 15 April 2008 (BST)
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| ::::::Ah yes, the insane counting thread. Wasn't that your idea? I refuse to log into the NMC forums though, mustn't waste time!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 06:22, 16 April 2008 (BST)
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| ==Arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
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| {{flagbox|magenta|Sake_article.jpg|Magatsus gift!|You have a beard (and would probably kill me otherwise...) that [[User:Magatsu Taito|Magatsu Taito]] think is awesome! Sake for you!}}
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| --[[User:Magatsu Taito|Magatsu Taito]] 18:24, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
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| == zerg! oh i ment zeug. ==
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| don't post on my talk page anymore. i want no further contact with you. go away you troll.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 04:17, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
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| :Gods ... ok!--[[User:Zeug|Zeug]] 04:22, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
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| ::Harrison, being the focus of drama? Say it ain't so! Anyway, I've been legal for more than a year, and no, I'm not back. Good to hear the NMC is still around though.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 05:15, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
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| :::yet here you are trolling my page... go fig?----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 17:50, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
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| ::::I wouldn't know how to troll if my life depended on it. Unlike some people who still have that stupid boob thing in their sig, grr...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 08:06, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
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| :::::yet here i am typing in FIVE of these thingie's <nowiki>:::::</nowiki> well at least your a cute troll. or so I suspect. and the boobs are here to stay!!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 17:43, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
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| ==Saromu==
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| I'm not a racist. I just trolled because I was tired of everyone treating Obama like the friggin Messiah. There were times when I swear people were jerking off to how awesome Obama was in #redrum. So to counter that level of retardedness I acted like a dickhead. It worked and people stopped masturbating to Obama's change and charisma. They instead started yelling at me. Topic changed. Anyway, because of you voting for Obama you inadvertently stopped me from dying in a war because Obama will pull our troops out of Iraq. Now you can make a template saying, "I'm a moron and voted for Obama, thus stopping Sonny from one day dying at the hands of a towelhead." Kthnxbai. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 20:43, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
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| :Harrison, you BITCH! I worked long and hard to set up the "Smear Sonny across the desert" plan!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
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| ::sonny i was only messing with you, Suicidalangel how many more times do i have to tell you.. start your own damm thread!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 17:41, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
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| :::I'm in ur baz haxing ur treads--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:05, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
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| Yeah. Boredom. We'll go with that.--[[User:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>]] [http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Joining <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span>]</small> 17:44, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
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| ==Admit It== | | == [[User_talk:Sexualharrison/TZH_GOT_PWNED | TZH]] == |
| You miss me--[[User:Pibbit|Pibbit]] 02:13, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
| | *<small> conversation moved to it's own talk page.</small> -[[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="border:solid 1px #af7817;padding:0px 1px;background-color:#e7dfce;color:#000;">'''אמת'''</span>]] <sup>[[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#af7817">PK</span>]]</sup> |
| :like a bad cold----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 13:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
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| ::I know you want to feel important but accusing me of stalking you is not the way to do it! --[[User:Pibbit|Pibbit]] 22:56, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
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| == Oh, hey == | | == [[User talk:Revenant#i'm so going to bother you on facebook you gob.|Re:botheration]] == |
| | Liar! {{:P}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:21, 11 July 2014 (UTC) |
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| That guy who you so wisely vouched for [[UDWiki:Administration/Deletions#Image:Boobs.gif|is trying to get your boobs taken away]]. Just thought you might want to have a head's up. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 10:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)
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| :WTF? oh shit. thanks man i'll look it to and rally the troops who happen to like boobs.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 17:31, 17 July 2009 (BST)
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| ::Haha, about damn time somebody did something about that bloody .gif.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 09:29, 28 July 2009 (BST)
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| :::stop hating cause your flat chested.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 13:48, 28 July 2009 (BST)
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| ::::I see your grammar and capitalization skills haven't changed at all, mister.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 16:12, 29 July 2009 (BST)
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| [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Category_talk:Historical_Groups&curid=20534&diff=1600210&oldid=1600195&rcid=1638219 Harrison you fucking suck stay away from my god damn wiki]--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 01:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC) | | [https://www.dropbox.com/s/shcn7sr0s4qz6wi/Screenshot%202015-10-06%2022.51.33.png?dl=0 fine to me]? {{signed|Revenant|12:03, 6 October 2015 (UTC)}} |
| :::::i love your grammer so i stealz it.--[[User:XxFear ItselfxX|The Argonauts]] 03:13, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
| | :better--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:33, 8 October 2015 </small> |
| ::::::Weren't you on the NMC forums?--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 03:15, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
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| :::::::It depends. How much scotch you got on you?--[[User:XxFear ItselfxX|The Argonauts]] 03:16, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
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| ::::::::I still have a massive stock pile under Moggridge.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 03:21, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
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| :::::::::That's a giganic yes. Malton Rangers and Quartly Study Group are the reasons I go there.--[[User:XxFear ItselfxX|The Argonauts]] 03:23, 16 November 2009 (UTC) | |
| ::::::::::Last time I was there I wasn't even a part of the NMC and hadn't been for like a year. :) --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 03:24, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
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| why the fuck are you guys taking this out on my talk page? .. SA.. sorry that was a typo. shit happens, and I was too lazy to fix it proper.. go figure.<br>
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| Argonauts. why are you stalking my talk page? creepy troll. go back to counting thread fool!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 14:36, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
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| argonauts go back to spamming the spam thread.
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| :It's cool harrison. I just wanted to yell at you. :P --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 18:05, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
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| ::This one works well enough for me. Why would I go and make a new one?--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 18:18, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
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| | In response to your post on my talk page, I don't have any helpful plugins, other than the ones necessary to get userscripts working. [[User:Aichon/Userscripts|My userscript page]] should have everything you need as far as that goes. There's a link at the top of the page to Tampermonkey, and after you install it you can just peruse through and install the userscripts that work best for you. I basically won't play unless I have these ones installed: |
| Sup harrison. How's life in whatever sorry lane you're in? Also, will you ignore this since it's at the top, or will you get all organization nazi on it and move it to the bottom? Oh the questions I have!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 07:03, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_A-GPS_Coordinates|A-GPS Coordinates]] |
| :hey flat-chested? how you doing? i'm about the same.. sorry? me? nevah! please don't use the n-word on mah page anymore you insensitive harpie.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 20:39, 27 November 2009 (UTC) | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Barrista|Barrista]] (it's not everyone's cup of tea) |
| ::Life is good. And I think we're about equally insensitive. So tell me the secret of how you've played UD for so damn long. Hasn't it ever gotten old?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:17, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Block_Wrap|Block Wrap]] (fixes a bug in UD as it displays in Chrome) |
| :::umm let'see i don't play it all the time, or check into the wiki or forums very much. I take everything for granted and ignore most drama. i have no idea. it still amuses me somewhat. i'm really stubborn. and it's the only game of this type that I ever bothered with. and pking is still fun.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 20:38, 27 November 2009 (UTC) | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Survivor_Aggregator|Survivor Aggregator]] |
| ::::Pking is still fun.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 20:40, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Building_State_Colorizer|Building State Colorizer]] |
| :::::fucking troll!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 20:40, 27 November 2009 (UTC) | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Item_Combiner.2C_Organizer.2C_and_Sorter|Item Combiner, Organizer, and Sorter]] |
| ::::::I was being serious you dumbass. >:| And no she came back because of my random email! :P --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 21:12, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UDMap|UDMap]] |
| :::::::your still a god damn troll <span style="color: DarkMagenta"> faggot</span>!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 21:15, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
| | But the entire list is worth a read-through, for sure, since it only takes a few minutes and I provide visual examples of most of them so you can decide if they're for you or not. I'd also strongly recommend UD Speech Combiner, but I can't remember where I picked it up from. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 16:56, 6 October 2016 (UTC) |
| ::::So you still play basically because you're stubborn. Makes sense. I think you have a very strange definition of trolling though. When I have ever done the slightest thing to try to piss you off? Also please take your dick waving/'who can say fag the most amount of times' contest someplace else. It's harshing my groove, man.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 22:27, 27 November 2009 (UTC) | | :yeah i used to use all of them.. but now i only use chrome. okay i'll give these a looksee. and lets try and rally some knights together. --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:59, 6 October 2016 </small> |
| :::::umm lach.. i wasn't even talking to you.. that was directed at SA.. you have never really done anything to me. also it's my talk page i can say whatever i want. if you don't like it, well than don't come around here no more.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 12:24, 2 December 2009 (UTC) | | ::UD Speech Combiner is listed on the [[External_Links#Greasemonkey_Scripts|scripts section of the External Links page]]. I fixed the userscripts.org links to point to userscripts-mirror.org, so they should all work again now. {{:)}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} {{Goonsig|Revenant}} 00:27, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
| | :::yet you still forget to fucking indent.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>00:29, 10 October 2016 </small> |
| | ::::I didn't ''forget'': I was replying to Aichon, not you! {{:P}} <small>P.S. Hai! Howzit goin'?</small> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:53, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
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| You need to go into your preferences and enable Raw Signatures. That will fix it. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
| | sorry i didnt got you message last november, i was getting my stuff ready for the great move (amsterdam is awesome, btw). Which bombs have been following you ? --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 16:02, 4 January 2017 (UTC) |
| :i knew it was something stupid.. thx.----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 12:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
| | :i was two blocks away from the last bomb went off in NYC.. as always. i do like amsterdam but colorado is so much closer.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>23:04, 6 January 2017 </small> |
| ::It's k harrison, we all make dumb mistakes sometimes, especially with sigs.--[[¯\(°_o)/¯|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> ¯\(°_o)/</span>]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkTurquoise">¯</span>]] 12:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
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| :::¯\([[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]])/ '''THE BOOBS ARE BACK'''----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 15:50, 8 January 2010 (UTC) | |
| ::::You definitely put boobs where my face goes.--[[¯\(°_o)/¯|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> ¯\(°_o)/</span>]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkTurquoise">¯</span>]] 05:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
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| Horribly irresponsible of you, I feel. Dumping your duties on poor Judith like that. How do you know I haven't already killed your friend and made off into the night? :P -[[User:Sadie|Sadie]] 16:17, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
| | Shit got freaking weird some times. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 00:27, 10 July 2018 (UTC) |
| :cause i can look in game.. and you didn't.----[[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]][[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 05:50, 27 January 2010 (UTC) | | :a little. I miss hunting nazis. |
| ::That's because I'm lovely. :) Still though, you should be more careful who you trust with your friends lives, my alt would have taken that as permission to make his back a lot less water-proof... -[[User:Sadie|Sadie]] 12:19, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
| | --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:46, 30 October 2023 </small> |
| ::: and killing know nothings is a waste of time.. we don't report and i would have been revived within hours. ;p
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