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Sisters of Death

Abbreviation:	none
Group Numbers:	not published
Leadership:	Sister Mary Elephant
Goals:	To lovingly slaughter you and everyone you love, including your yippie nasty little ankle biting dog!
Recruitment Policy:	By Invitation Only
Contact:	talk page

We're Back!

We've come out of retirement to resume their wicked ways

Who Are the Sisters of Death?

The Sisters of Death (formerly the Sisters of Divine Mercy) are a group of nuns that were seduced by the Dark Side after the fall of Malton. Once closely affiliated with Cobra,the sisters have separated to pursue their own goals.

Our Wicked Ways

We live for spilling the blood of the weak. We thrive on it, are empowered by it, and are consumed by an insatiable lust for it. We believe that the weak and helpless in Malton are the reason the zombie plague continues. Every human killed by a zombie becomes a zombie. The weak and helpless provide a never ending supply of easy meat to swell the ranks of the undead.

Kill Count

	Victim Count
	The Sisters of Death have killed 704 pitifully defenseless survivors.

Kill List

List of people we've killed . . .

Recruitment

The Sisters recruit by invitation only.

Friends

Cobra

EVIL

Enemies

The Sisters have made many enemies, but more importantly, we have also chosen some. You probably don't want to be on this list. Some seem to like it though.

Enemy Groups

The Spanish Inquisition

Department of Emergency Management

Shearbank Patrol

Any and all Bounty Hunters

Individuals to be Killed On Sight

Mallrat (various incarnations)

Thurston Mallrat http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429564

Mick McManix http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1433754

Wilfrid Foulkes http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1673408

Hermann Munster http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429749

Malodorous Monk

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182

Armando DeSantos

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1710223

Jayfox

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1457939

Sundy

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=137282

Respected Enemies

To date there is only one group to have earned this honorable status.

The Abandoned

The Sisters of Death declare, by official proclamation, that The Abandoned have earned "Respected Enemy" status and will no longer be specifically targeted.

well . . .Except maybe Liquidicon, because he made us think of things our mothers would never approve of. *wink*

Policies Supported and Things We Like

	Report Bounty Hunters!
	Don't let them get away with hypocrisy! Report them to the The Streltsy!

Bounty Hunters Suck: Reporting them doesn't

Honor Among Thieves Policy

The Sisters of Death no longer participate in this policy.

Stuff that Sucks

This list is not all inclusive

Zerging

The Sisters of Death do not zerg. Those that accuse us of doing so can kiss our little white asses!

The Feral Undead

	Feral UnCOOL
	This user or group believes the Feral Undead kinda suck since Bullgod left.

Text Rape

‎	Just Say No To Text Rape!
	Text rapists are idiots! Skin them alive and feed them to the zombies!

Known Text Rapists and what you should do about them (aside from hunting them down and killing them)

Our Templates

	Zerg?
	This user says her accusers can kiss her little white ASS!

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 ==We're Back!==
-'''The Sisters of Death have come out of retirement to resume their wicked ways'''
+'''We've come out of retirement to resume their wicked ways'''
 ==Who Are the Sisters of Death?==
-The Sisters of Death (formerly the [[Sisters of Divine Mercy]]) are a group of nuns that were seduced by the Dark Side after the fall of [[Malton].  Once closely affiliated with '''[[Cobra]]''',the sisters have separated to pursue their own goals.
+The Sisters of Death (formerly the [[Sisters of Divine Mercy]]) are a group of nuns that were seduced by the Dark Side after the fall of [[Malton]].  Once closely affiliated with '''[[Cobra]]''',the sisters have separated to pursue their own goals.
 ==Our Wicked Ways==
-The Sisters live for the spilling of the blood of the weak.  They thrive on it, are empowered by it, and are consumed by an insatiable lust for it.
+We live for spilling the blood of the weak.  We thrive on it, are empowered by it, and are consumed by an insatiable lust for it.  We believe that the weak and helpless in Malton are the reason the zombie plague continues.  Every human killed by a zombie becomes a zombie.  The weak and helpless provide a never ending supply of easy meat to swell the ranks of the undead.
 ===Kill Count===
-{{SoDeathcount|User=The Sisters of Death|Number=544}}
+{{SoDeathcount}}
+===Kill List===
-===Kill List===
+'''[[Sisters of Death/Kill List|List of people we've killed . . . ]]'''
+==Recruitment==
-'''[[Sisters of Death/Kill List|Sisters of Death Kill List]]'''
+'''The Sisters recruit by invitation only.'''
 ==Friends==
-'''[[Cobra]]'''
+[[Image:300px-Cobra_logo.jpg‎|100px]]      '''[[Cobra]]'''
+::[[Image:EvilSkull.jpg|40px]]   '''[[EVIL]]'''
 ==Enemies==
-. [[Department of Emergency Management]]
+The Sisters have made many enemies, but more importantly, we have also chosen some.  You probably don't want to be on this list.  Some seem to like it though.
+===Enemy Groups===
+* [[The Spanish Inquisition]]
+* [[Department of Emergency Management]]
+* [[Shearbank Patrol]]
-. [[Malton Marshals]]
+* Any and all [[Bounty Hunters]]
-. [[Umbrella Corporation]]
+===Individuals to be Killed On Sight===
-. [[Shearbank Patrol]]
+* [[User:Mallrat|Mallrat]] (various incarnations)
+: Thurston Mallrat http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429564
+: Mick McManix http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1433754
+: Wilfrid Foulkes http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1673408
+: Hermann Munster http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429749
+* Malodorous Monk
+:http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182
+* Armando DeSantos
+: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1710223
+*Jayfox
+: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1457939
+* Sundy
+: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=137282
-. Any and all [[Bounty Hunters]]
+===Respected Enemies===
+To date there is only one group to have earned this honorable status.
+*[[Image:TheAbandoned.jpg|20px]]  [[The Abandoned]]
-===Respected Enemy Status ===
-===The Abandoned===
-The Sisters of Death declare, by official proclamation, that [[The Abandoned]] have earned "Respected Enemy" status and will no longer be specifically targeted.
+The Sisters of Death declare, by official proclamation, that [[The Abandoned]] have earned "Respected Enemy" status and will no longer be ''specifically'' targeted.
 well . . .Except maybe [[User:Liquidicon|Liquidicon]], because he made us think of things our mothers would never approve of. *wink*
-== Policies Supported and Things We Like==
+== Policies Supported and Things We Like ==
+{{Bounty Hunter Reporting}}
+Bounty Hunters Suck:  Reporting them doesn't
-{{HATP}}
+===[[Honor Among Thieves Policy]]===
+The Sisters of Death no longer participate in this policy.
 ==Stuff that Sucks==
 '''This list is not all inclusive'''
-=== Zerging ===
-[[Image:Naughtynun.jpg|200px]] '''The [[Sisters of Death]] do not zerg, and those that accuse us of doing so can kiss our little white asses!'''
-===The Feral Undead===
+=== [[Zerging]] ===
+[[Image:Naughtynun.jpg|200px]] '''The [[Sisters of Death]] do not zerg.  Those that accuse us of doing so can kiss our little white asses!'''
+===[[Feral Undead|The Feral Undead]]===
 {{Vultures Suck}}
 ===[[Text Rape]]===
 {{Textrape}}
+[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/FANNY/Ignore_List Known Text Rapists]
+and what you should do about them (aside from hunting them down and killing them)
 ==Our Templates==