User talk:Sykic

What?

stop impersonating dhpd officer 666 you MONSTER عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 00:19, 16 April 2011 (BST)

Racism

Hello Wiki User Sykic I would just like to let you know that your recent Wiki Images contribution "Imoncrack.gif" is quite racist, and highly offensive. Please take that down immediately, as I am certain that such obvious hateful imagery is against WIKI LAW --ебут этом гомосексуальные земля́, ebut ėtom gomoseksual'nye zemlя́ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||_{Retarded things go here -->} 2 3 4 User:MisterGame 05:02, 19 April 2011 (BST)

It's true. I am literally all the racists. --モッズはホモです 05:03, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Sorry I did not mean to mess up the order of your contents box I just thought that matters of hate speech would probably be more important than pretty blinking things and WIKI LAW--ебут этом гомосексуальные земля́, ebut ėtom gomoseksual'nye zemlя́ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||_{Retarded things go here -->} 2 3 4 User:MisterGame 05:04, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Signature

On this wiki, blinking text and images are banned from signatures: What wouldn't be allowed: Signatures which contain blinking text or images that mimic blinking text. Please change it accordingly. -- Spiderzed█ 14:26, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Except it's not an image that mimics or contains blinking text, you rules-lawyering little faggot. It's an animated gif, which is permitted.--カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 14:33, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Should still link to his user or talk page mind you. --Rosslessness 14:36, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Is that part of the rules? Show me the place where this rule is written down. p.s. Blink tags own. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 14:42, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Such ridiculous effort, the required link section. Ive turned the image into a redirect for Sykic. Helpful! --Rosslessness 14:52, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Oxford dictionary: blink, Pronunciation: /blɪŋk/, verb [...] 2.) (of a light) flash on and off in a regular or intermittent way: the car's right-hand indicator was blinking. Given that it is an animated gif that rapidly changes colour and has white (the default background color) among them, I'd claim that it is a blinking image. Conclusive interpretation of that policy could only be had on A/VB, but I'd rather settle that informally than to go all official, especially with a newb. -- Spiderzed█ 15:03, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Man, first you try and use some kind of magic bullshit math to tell me that Bellow ain't a worthless XP-sink, and now you're trying to define words to me? To me? You uppity little puddle of frat boy puke, my vocabulary is weapons-grade. So sit back in your chair, pull the chewing gum out of your mouth, and take in Ms. Katthew's all-important English lesson. Here's the key point you've missed, you Brobdingnagian anal cavity:

TEXT

Unless you are some kind of fucking backwater inbred redneck with a gene pool that resembles a wading pool full of the mucus you dredge out from between your mother's corpulent rolls of flab, text is that amazing stuff us literate motherfuckers also refer to as "the written word". Are you insinuating that a heavily cropped animated gif of George Formby is a word? Is it a sentence? Perhaps it's a whole fucking glorious book, a holy tome from which we can glean amazing wisdom! God fucking damn, you brainless turd. What fucking language, in what fucking universe, communicates any idea via the medium of a fucking animated gif of an old music hall artist? You are so fucking dense that the only reason you can fart out your wretched thoughts into my face like a gassy terrier is because they have no fucking substance whatsoever. You are a mentally-deficient black hole of malformed intellect that proves the existence of God, because without a divine being keeping your sorry fucking ass alive from second to second, you would have choked on your own tongue a long time ago and put all of us out of your misery. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 15:21, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Spiderzed and Rosslessness gettin' mad at a 52x13 image up in here. Please show us on the doll where I touched you. --モッズはホモです 16:14, 17 April 2011 (BST)

That was all I asked for. I have no objections with your new sig image. Have a nice day, sir, and happy editing and all of that. -- Spiderzed█ 16:16, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Im pretty sure I defended you, and turned the image into a talk page redirect, but fair enough. Say, that's quite a sexy doll you have there. --Rosslessness 16:19, 17 April 2011 (BST)

I'd like to note that Katthew's sig breaks the "14px image max" rule. Do with this information what you want. That is all. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 15:37, 17 April 2011 (BST)

I'd like to note that you are a giant fucking aspie douche. Do with this information what you want. Also, fuck off. --Laughing Man 15:55, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Wow, could you possibly get any more creepily servile? Failing that, you could try licking my boots for a while instead. I've got this stain on the right heel that could do with a bit of tender loving tongue, if you know what I mean. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 15:56, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks sweetheart. Now how about you're gonna make me a sandwich. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:03, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Daaaaang, "ironic" misogyny as well? Now you're just spoiling me. Tell me, do you talk to all women this way, or just the ones who wouldn't ever consider touching you? Oh, wait, same thing. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:05, 17 April 2011 (BST)

;( -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:46, 17 April 2011 (BST)

I'd like to note that Spiderzed's sig breaks the "14px image max" rule. Do with this information what you want. I mean hey, mine was an image with no text but still counted as text somehow, so his text should easily count as a 16px high image. The end result is the same anyway (a 96x16 rectangle). Discuss. --モッズはホモです 16:42, 18 April 2011 (BST)

That's a pretty good point, text and images are now exactly the same thing according to WIKI LAW, so why the fuck don't we treat them equally? To do otherwise would be to besmirch the moé anime catgirl that represents our lack-of-freedom to obey the glorious law of the wiki (WIKI LAW) --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:46, 18 April 2011 (BST)

I can't keep using bold, I need some fucking sweet ass template to refer to the fucking glory that is WIKI LAW. Oh hey, there we go. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:03, 18 April 2011 (BST)

itt we post the shittiest userboxes we can find

	u herd rite...
	dis user iz ah Sysop

god damn look at this piece of shit, what kind of goddamn manchild would even make this fucking thing, let alone show it to people --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:15, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	DHPD
	This user is a DHPD officer.

Your move. عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 16:18, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

How can you top this --#4 - Haberdash ^TMG 16:20, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	I am a Sysop
	You will respect my authoritah!!

Yeah, you keep wishing buddy --モッズはホモです 16:25, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Anime Lover
	This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.

SHIT JUST GOT ~REAL~ عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 16:26, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	SA Abstinence Supporter
	This User or Group supports the SomethingAwful.com Goons in their quest for internet domination that will render them all extinct in 70 Years Time.

This from someone who dresses up like a police guy to make shitty YouTube videos. --Laughing Man 16:27, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Pokémon
	This user has got to catch 'em all.

I too enjoyed that one game where you capture zombies by hitting them with your balls. --モッズはホモです 16:41, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	This user is a Shootist not a PKer
	I won't be wronged, or insulted, or laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, I require the same of them. - John B. Books I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions, but ... self-control always got the better of me. Besides, I'm a sporting man. I'm not a killer. - Doc Holliday

MAH GUNZZZZZZZZZ *is 14, roleplays on the shittiest MMO ever created* --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:45, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Libertarian
	This user is Libertarian.

Haughalhalghu this is the noise the gold standard makes --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:45, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Supporter of River Tactics
	I flow into the void.

They flow like so much toilet water or pubbie tears --Laughing Man 16:51, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Nothing Washes Away Zed Guts Like A Shot Of Belvedere
	This User Supports Heavy Drinking.

• loads shotgun
• sips beer

عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 16:56, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Battleship Cannons Fire!
	This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces.

this is da best templat عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 16:57, 17 April 2011 (BST)

	Team Xtreme Ally
	This user or group is a Friend and Ally of Team Xtreme

Speaking of shitty YouTubes, let's not forget the spergiest ones --Laughing Man 02:07, 18 April 2011 (BST)

	Kill All Pigs!!!
	This user is a cop killer.

Mein Gott there really is some shit on here. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:54, 18 April 2011 (BST)

	It's true!!!
	Communists do make better lovers!

I'm glad that the uploaded picture is full size because it's SO FUCKING SEXY I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO 08:26, 18 April 2011 (BST)

	BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
	This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!

Hey remember that one time when Chuck Norris was awesome? Of course you don't, because he never was. --モッズはホモです 16:57, 18 April 2011 (BST)

POST UR BEST SPARKLEEZ HERE

عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 16:50, 17 April 2011 (BST)

WIKI LAW

ok you creeps im katthew the cop and i'll bust anyone who breaks the highest law in the land - WIKI LAW --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:07, 18 April 2011 (BST)

FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT I AIN'T GOETTA BE AFRAID OF NO SOUR PUSSY ASS TWANG ASS BITCH. I'm IN THE DE H PEE DDDDDEEZ NUTS NIGGA. HOW AM I GONNA BE AFRAID OF A BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GROW UP AND LEARN TO BE A GOOD WIFE FOR BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYED ARYAN MALES TIA

DUNNELL HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT REPRESENT!!-- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 22:36, 18 April 2011 (BST)

Look at that hot mess. --Deadone 02:39, 19 April 2011 (BST)

HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE MAJESTY OF WIKI LAW --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 23:04, 18 April 2011 (BST)

-- ►アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 12:50, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I agree. --モッズはホモです 13:11, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Sykic give me a knockoff sig with just the eyes from this pic like Katthew...because you know..imitation is the best form of flattery being a fucking suckup pussy faggot

-- ►アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 14:42, 19 April 2011 (BST) --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:53, 21 April 2011 (BST)

WIKI LAW

Hi. I've noticed you have been signing (or have signed recently) with the Goonsig template, or a variation of it that includes your image, . Unfortunately it doesn't comply with the sig policy as the image is over 50kb. There is more documentation at User talk:Revenant#signature. As per the signature policy you have a week to change it. With your co-operation we can make this wiki a safe place. Thanks -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:14, 7 May 2011 (BST)

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issue has been resolved so DW I will. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 14:14, 7 May 2011 (BST)

Zerg

So what we can conclude from the recent dumb stuff is that spiderzed and crew are now basically forging fake screns? So much for playing fair then. Didn't think they were that serious to go so low. Are you in trouble with Resentisized now though? - Serious Post. Please do not silly. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 15:08, 27 May 2011 (BST)