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| {{Stop|'''READ THIS FIRST, DUMBASS'''|If you are going to post here: New posts at the <u>BOTTOM!</u><br> Use a <nowiki>==Second Level Heading==</nowiki> and remember to sign your posts.}}<br>
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| '''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience.'''<br> | | {{Stop|'''READ THIS FIRST AND THEN THE TEXT BELOW'''| |
| | New posts at the '''<u>BOTTOM!</u>'''<br> Use a '''<nowiki>==Second Level Heading==</nowiki>''' and remember to '''<u>sign your posts.</u>'''}}<br> |
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| | '''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.'''<br> |
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| <center>**** SEXY 64 BASIC V3 ****<br>
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| 64K LULZ READY SYSTEM KEMPY IZ G4Y</center>
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| 10 PRINT "KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!"<br>
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| *'''Talk Page Archives:''' [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive| 2006 - 2009]],[[User:Sexualharrison/Archive2|2010]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive3|2011]]<br> | | *'''Talk Page Archives:''' [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive| 2006 - 2009]],[[User:Sexualharrison/Archive2|2010]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive3|2011]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive4|2012]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive5|2013]]<br> |
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| == Sorry for the rollback ==
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| Sorry for rolling back your page; I'm editing on a touchscreen blackberry and accidentally tapped the wrong link while trying to load a page from my watchlist.--{{User:The General/sig}} 19:35, 27 May 2011 (BST)
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| :ooh i better go and apologize on your talk page.. eppp! i just thought you were being the uptight tight wad that you usually are. and why are you watching my talk page? creepy fucking janitor stalker--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:37, 27 May 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::This happens to me a lot since the new wiki put rollback links on RC. Is there a way we can remove them? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>19:44, 27 May 2011 (UTC)</sub>
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| :::The real problem is more the lack of a confirm button I'd think. The rollback page doesn't even need to load for it to take action.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 22:18, 27 May 2011 (BST)
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| ::::Yeah. Unfortunately, it's an inherent part of the rollback feature; would be pointless without it.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
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| :::I could probably write some javascript to remove it, if you want.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
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| ::Yeah, even an uptight tightwad like me doesn't use rollback on talk pages purely because they disagree with the content (which I don't, particularly, anyway) :P. It's on my watchlist because I probably left a message on here at some point in the past 5 years: I have it set to auto-watch pages and consequently I now seem to have most of the wiki on my watchlist.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
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| :::probably from [[User_talk:The_General#FOR_WHAT.3F | this]] and [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive#Warning | that]] as it was the last time we communicated. you still are creepy. and It's not that i didn't agree with the content. it just took up so much room. i would have just blanked it but unfortunately kempty is quite funny and persistent.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:55, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small>
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| == I IZ HOUNDING YOU!! ==
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| See? You fucking love it too, you filthy little filly. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 19:43, 27 May 2011 (BST)
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| :see i would be more impressed if you found something with a play on my name. fail ya homo.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>23:43, 27 May 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::What, the sexual harrisonment above isn't enough for you? No wonder you're still single then, you're more demanding than a woman. [[Image:Finethen.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 09:40, 28 May 2011 (BST)
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| :::I'm single?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:45, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::::Yeah, sorry. I met someone else. You're dumped. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 12:52, 28 May 2011 (BST)
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| :::::at least make it into a template. lazy gob.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:57, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small>
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| == Death Rattle ==
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| *''A zombie said "Azzbag nah brrh mah manbagz habrab!" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)''
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| Joy. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 07:32, 30 May 2011 (BST)
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| Feel free to delete this. But I'd just like to say your a flippin champ at getting bots. Everyone I've seen you already listed with in minutes and here I considered myself stalker of the Recent changes page.{{User:Mazu/sig}} 02:37, 3 June 2011 (BST)
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| :thanks! what can I say. i've been bored '''a lot''' at work lately.{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:52, 3 June 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::I've just been playing with code with my free time. Must have changed my sig 5 times in the last week and edited my user page a dozen.{{User:Mazu/sig}} 03:00, 3 June 2011 (BST)
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| | == [[User_talk:Sexualharrison/TZH_GOT_PWNED | TZH]] == |
| | *<small> conversation moved to it's own talk page.</small> -[[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="border:solid 1px #af7817;padding:0px 1px;background-color:#e7dfce;color:#000;">'''אמת'''</span>]] <sup>[[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#af7817">PK</span>]]</sup> |
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| ==What 'Sexual Harris' meant== | | == [[User talk:Revenant#i'm so going to bother you on facebook you gob.|Re:botheration]] == |
| | Liar! {{:P}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:21, 11 July 2014 (UTC) |
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| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAC3C0Wkqiw Sexual Harris]
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| But yeah, I'm totally in for that Sysop awards thing - {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 02:53, 9 June 2011 (BST)
| | [https://www.dropbox.com/s/shcn7sr0s4qz6wi/Screenshot%202015-10-06%2022.51.33.png?dl=0 fine to me]? {{signed|Revenant|12:03, 6 October 2015 (UTC)}} |
| :"i still don't get it"--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:58, 10 June 2011 (bst)</small> | | :better--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:33, 8 October 2015 </small> |
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| == LAWL == | | == Userscripts work? == |
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| ''and hagz was never on the panel to begin with. but i still supported him for sysops'' and ''shit i'm high forget that last bit''... take one down and pass it around... --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 13:50, 28 June 2011 (BST) | | In response to your post on my talk page, I don't have any helpful plugins, other than the ones necessary to get userscripts working. [[User:Aichon/Userscripts|My userscript page]] should have everything you need as far as that goes. There's a link at the top of the page to Tampermonkey, and after you install it you can just peruse through and install the userscripts that work best for you. I basically won't play unless I have these ones installed: |
| :[[File:Image-Smileyspassingjoint.gif]] [[File:Image-Smileysmokingbong.gif]]--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>14:00, 28 June 2011 (bst)</small> | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_A-GPS_Coordinates|A-GPS Coordinates]] |
| :: I found a store which had the most amazing bongs ever... too bad the girl would bitch a lot if i bring one home --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 14:39, 28 June 2011 (BST) | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Barrista|Barrista]] (it's not everyone's cup of tea) |
| :::get a vaporizer. she would never know.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:03, 28 June 2011 (bst)</small> | | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Block_Wrap|Block Wrap]] (fixes a bug in UD as it displays in Chrome) |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Survivor_Aggregator|Survivor Aggregator]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Building_State_Colorizer|Building State Colorizer]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Item_Combiner.2C_Organizer.2C_and_Sorter|Item Combiner, Organizer, and Sorter]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UDMap|UDMap]] |
| | But the entire list is worth a read-through, for sure, since it only takes a few minutes and I provide visual examples of most of them so you can decide if they're for you or not. I'd also strongly recommend UD Speech Combiner, but I can't remember where I picked it up from. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 16:56, 6 October 2016 (UTC) |
| | :yeah i used to use all of them.. but now i only use chrome. okay i'll give these a looksee. and lets try and rally some knights together. --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:59, 6 October 2016 </small> |
| | ::UD Speech Combiner is listed on the [[External_Links#Greasemonkey_Scripts|scripts section of the External Links page]]. I fixed the userscripts.org links to point to userscripts-mirror.org, so they should all work again now. {{:)}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} {{Goonsig|Revenant}} 00:27, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
| | :::yet you still forget to fucking indent.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>00:29, 10 October 2016 </small> |
| | ::::I didn't ''forget'': I was replying to Aichon, not you! {{:P}} <small>P.S. Hai! Howzit goin'?</small> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:53, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
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| == ... == | | == bombs? == |
| <center>[http://www.wineinyourdiet.com/My_own_popular_diet_articles/kosher_food_encyclopedia_in_popular_diets.jpg]</center>
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| <p align="right">{{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 03:10, 4 July 2011 (BST)</p>
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| :umm and?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>03:46, 4 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| == [[The Urban Dead Wiki Comics Page]] ==
| | sorry i didnt got you message last november, i was getting my stuff ready for the great move (amsterdam is awesome, btw). Which bombs have been following you ? --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 16:02, 4 January 2017 (UTC) |
| I tweaked the entry for [[The UD Side]]. Let me know what you think. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 15:45, 8 July 2011 (BST)
| | :i was two blocks away from the last bomb went off in NYC.. as always. i do like amsterdam but colorado is so much closer.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>23:04, 6 January 2017 </small> |
| :pretty funny. so when are you going to vote on the grimmies?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:02, 8 July 2011 (bst)</small> | |
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| == I <i>am</i> recent changes == | | == Do you miss the old days? == |
| Thanks for the welcome! Good to see you again, old cock. So what's happened in the last four years? --{{User:Cap'n Silly/Sig}} 07:42, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| :Holy carp. I remember you! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:43, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| ::loads luckily we have this wiki. start reading.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:50, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| == YON is not funny '''EVER''' ==
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| Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:49, 13 July 2011 (BST)
| | Shit got freaking weird some times. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 00:27, 10 July 2018 (UTC) |
| :Diplomatic Immunity! IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 17:51, 13 July 2011 (BST)
| | :a little. I miss hunting nazis. |
| ::I'd buy that for a dollar!--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:53, 13 July 2011 (BST) | | --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:46, 30 October 2023 </small> |
| :DDR stop fucking edit conflicting me on my own damn talk page! yon, it's only '''not''' funny when you say anything.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:54, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::I do not understand the meaning of this sentence. Please try again.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:55, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| :::As in did you mean "Whenever Yon says something it is unfunny", "If Yon says something not related to the situation it is unfunny" or "Other"?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| [[Image:Bucket_of_shutup.png]]--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:01, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| :I know you gentlemen are tired, but I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 18:18, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| am i going to have to unwatch my page today?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:21, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| :You have to do the Truffle Shuffle first.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:22, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| ::for some reason i could see chunk growing up to become you, yon.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:40, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| :::But seriously, which of those two statements did you mean?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 20:41, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| ::::donkey, anything that comes out of your mouth, no matter how hilarious. will instantly become unfunny, only because it was said by you. clear? you are not funny, ever --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>20:44, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| :::::kk, honey. Love you too. xx --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 22:19, 13 July 2011 (BST)
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| :::::::luv has nothing to do with it. i still like you as a person.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:38, 14 July 2011 (bst)</small>
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| ::::::::Awesum.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 12:55, 14 July 2011 (BST)
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