Talk:UD Fark

JRC

Hello dear opponents, we would like to ask you to kindly add us to your enemies section. UD Fark has taken liberties in Crowbank that goes beyond JRC acceptance. We will hunt you down until you formally withdraw and offer to cease hostilities. UD Fark members residing in the immediate vicinity of Crowbank will be considered threats and dealt with appropriatly.

The cessation of insults and bad language on your behalf will be regarded as positive yet on its own not enough for a truce - there is no room for both of our groups in and around Crowbank.

So far the score is JRC: 5 UD Fark: 0

Sincerely --Leiter 15:42, 28 August 2013 (BST)

i did not want to kill bison and the other farker. i do not like killing people. i will kill people for jerden though. you started spraying things about jerden that i did not like, and some times i even saw things that i did not like. people calling me a whore cow and other vulgar things. i just spray over it or ignore it. but it keeps happening. and then the barricade plan which i had perfected with jerden help goes out the door and people start destroying the barricade policy. this was also advertised through spray. and then! then people start imitating jerden and me! you say you want a better crowbank. ud fark has only cause trouble for jerden crowbank, and i think you realize that. we are now shooting at you, and you show little resistance. what kind of a score is eleven to one? we have things to do and barricades to work on because of you. i would like to see that ud fark cooperate with the barricade plan and jerden. if that cannot be done, leaving jerden crowbank would be the best move. there are plenty of other suburbs which need attention, and i would be willing to help you improve them if you had a plan like i did for crowbank. -- 18:40, 2 September 2013 (BST)

i stopped shooting at you. i told you that i wanted to help both groups come up with agreement. you did not stop shooting at me, and you did not want to talk with jerden to come up with a solution to the problem even when they are wanting to end the conflict as well. you spray and radio rude and indecent things about me, leiter, and jerden, and you mess up the barricades. and then when we try to deal with the problem, you call us the traitors. i no longer work or support jerden cause in this mess. i am going to continue fixing what ud fark has ruined. you are invited to stop shooting at me at any time. killing me wastes my time, your bullets, and somebody elses syringe. if you want to be useful, help me bring back the barricades to normal. if you do not want to do that, bother some other suburb with your pointless uprising which serve no other purpose than to grab attention. -- 08:51, 6 September 2013 (BST)

Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn

Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging. -—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Markel (talk • contribs) at 16:18, 16 April 2008.

BBK

Hey fellas. The BBK have settled in and we are just doing some exploring around the area, trying to find somewhere to set up an indoor revive point. We wont be very active over the next few weeks, as we have school exams and a few of our senior members are still in Santlerville waiting for revives after the wreckage caused by the BB2. Thanks for your kind welcome, we will be sure to add you as allies.--MichaelRead 09:59, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

It's not an apocalypse it's FARK

Hey guys I take you're from over on Fark.com? I'm a totalfarker there and I was wondering if I could join with an alt?--Kristi of the Dead 07:27, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

--Love to have you, Kristi. With your experience you shouldn't have any problems finding us. I will email you a forum link.

Ninja4hire 21:33, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

PKer?

Hey guys:

Before you accuse someone of being a PKer, try to back it up with proof. FYI steelflesh doesn't have a bounty on the rogue's gallery. Thanks!

Icedagger 06:49, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

We will be collecting proof so the rest of Malton can see what we've been dealing with. Thanks for telling us about the Rogue's Gallery. - Tansy 21:50, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Laughable ?

We have took the axetence building 3 times yes you re-took it but we have 6 members plus the 4 disorganised ferals last time I was in you had 15 suvivors plus reinfocements from the mall running through but I geuss a group like yours that lacks all and any orginality, come on FUBAR how long did it take you to come up with a decent name for those well known and used enitials?, brains are a rare trait and so is any kind of respect so now you bunch of trenchie rejects that are so desperatly wanting the approval of people you do not know and do not give a damb about you will laugh behind your unkind slurs and half witted remarks but we will take back the axetence building and eat you all. --Blood red Bread 01:42, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

We have taken the Axtence Building 3 times. Yes, you have reclaimed it, but we have only 6 disorganized members and 4 ferals who didn't know what they were getting into. The last time I was inside Axtence, you had 15 survivors stationed within. You also have a steady stream of reinforcements from the mall(s). I guess a group like yours, that lays the holy hand of justice across our face daily, lacks any compassion for n00bs without game. Come on, FUBAR? How long did it take you to come up with a decent name for those well known and commonly used initials? (Editors Note: About 5 seconds. UFAR just doesn't have that ring to it.) Brains are a rare commodity for n00b zombies, and so is any kind of respect for PKers, GKers, and those who claim victory over abandoned buildings. So now you bunch of Golden Gods who so viciously shotgun to the face people you do not know and do not give a damn about, (Editors Note: you got that part right) will laugh behind your impenetrable line of defense and hilarious graffiti. But we will lay in piles outside the Axtence Building and amuse the heck out of you all.

Fixed your spelling and grammar for you. No need for thanks, I'll be seeing you later, if you're finally upright, that is. Ninja4hire 17:03, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

well then thanks for the spellings as I have a problem with that but the rest just dosent seem to fit right with what I was saying.you no doubtobly thought yourself the big cleaver comedian which I've got to admit I think id find funny if I had an IQ less that a 5 yearold child and then there is the lack of respect all bad comidians have for people and please noob what are you a sad no brained looser with nothing better to do than think omg im better than this guy (these people) the only reason being I play games 24 hours a day and hav no socal life every time soone says what a noob omg how noo like are they ect they prove how little respect they have in real life and how few friends they have by saying a term as lame as that and on one final note how come most of your group attack at the exact same time and were created on the same date at relativly the same time?--Blood red Bread 03:15, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL at the ZERGERS

• "thanks for the spellings as I have a problem with that"
  • No problem. I wil never hesitate to point out your inadequacies.

• "I had an IQ less that a 5 year old child"
  • Intelligence Quotient is not necessarily dependent upon age. It is a measure of learning ability which can be used in relation to age to determine 'mental age'. Ex: Your mental age is roughly equivalent to your shoe size.

• "nothing better to do than think omg im better than this guy"
  • Can't argue the obvious

• "I play games 24 hours a day and hav no socal life every time soone says what a noob omg how noo like are they ect they prove how little respect they have in real life and haw few friends"
  • I am not the one posting in someone elses wiki talk page.. about how much I am offended by an online game.

• "every time soone says what a noob..saying a term as lame as that"
  • If the shoe fits, wear it. N00b.

• "and on one final note how come most of your group attack at the exact same time and were created on the same date at relativly the same time?"
  • We are a collective of friends who play many games together. We advertised the game to the masses and had many join at the same time. You may have heard of Fark.com before, that is where we hail from. (As a little heads up, there are hundreds more of us waiting in the wings)

We have an excellent forum, and many other methods of online group coordination. We fight in packs, we heal and revive our own, and we hunt our enemies with wild abandon. If you choose to fight honorably, we will note that and show you the respect that you must earn. If you consistently deface our buildings with forum links, look for revives - to destroy a genny and run off in a cowardly fashion, and persist in being no more than a nuisance.. than you tell me why we should show you anything but the barrels of our guns. Throwing accusations of zerging and trenchie insults is not helping your cause.

Ninja4hire 07:56, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

I never called you zergers did I? I just asked why "most of your group attack at the exact same time and were created on the same date at relativly the same time" and you replyed were a bunch of lose friends who are organised so dont loose your temper over somthing that didnt happen

• we will note that and show you the respect that you must earn. If you consistently deface our buildings with forum links, look for revives - to destroy a genny and run off in a cowardly fashion

this got me thinking what did I do out of these hmm?

• I didnt deface your building I tagged OUR building as we were here first so it is you who defaced our building.
• look for a rivive???

well since I've got Brain rot I do not plan on getting revived but if I am its by one of the stupider members of your group or the public while im attacking you INSIDE OUR BUILDING.

• destroy a genny and run of???

well ive never destroyed a geny while living but I do PK and strategically move 3-5 spaces away.

• cowardly fashion?????

well Its become cowardly to be smart and NOT stay in the same building were Ive just PKed but I do remember staying there last time I killed and badly injured 3 suvivors came back 24 hours and was still alive

• I wil never hesitate to point out your inadequacies

wow your a big man please do not make fun of me again I might quit UD forever (note sarcasm)

• • Intelligence Quotient is not necessarily dependent upon age. It is a measure of learning ability which can be used in relation to age to determine 'mental age'. Ex: Your mental age is roughly equivalent to your shoe size.

your smarter than I thought you were this is indeed unfortunate as I could of forgave a dumb ass (and I know you dont want forgivness)

• • I am not the one posting in someone elses wiki talk page.. about how much I am offended by an online game.

well neither am I my first post was concerning how rude you are. I am extreemly good at some games but im never rude to the people I beat but then i was forgetting not everyone is as nice as me

• trenchie insults is not helping your cause

where?

• "nothing better to do than think omg im better than this guy"
  • Can't argue the obvious

how big is your ego?

If you choose to fight honorably id love to say you first but it would be waisted as you obviously dont know the meaning of good sportsmanship and I do my whole group may not by your standards but we know how low your standards are so we would have to be zerging and worse to be under them.

there are hundreds more of us waiting in the wings bring em please do they will be more to eat

• We have an excellent forum

are you trying to say we do not?

Oh and we broke in today not sure if you got that sorted yet but i just wish it was co-ordinated break in cos we would of pwnd you (yeh im almost as bad as you saying this)--Blood red Bread 01:59, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

It was amusing reading your responses for a little while, but struggling through that incomprehensible wall of text is something I do not wish to be bothered with. Maybe another Farker will field your inanity; god knows you must be looking for some kind of validation.

Its been nice having you guys laying outside Axtence all this time. You have given our rookies (yes, rookies have been holding you off) quite a bit of training fodder and as a result they are leveling very quickly.

If you wish to stay there, I suppose we can keep cycling our newest recruits down to train on you. Repairing generators, reviving the occasional survivor, swatting the random fly that wanders in the building.. this stuff keeps the game interesting. So keep doing what you're doing, we will do the same. Just don't start complaining every time you make a Fark news update.

Ninja4hire 07:33, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

my last message wasnt as long as yours (the one before and the one after) i bet you did read it and are completly speachless as you cant fight with the fact that you are bigger fools than me when I try to be a fool as it gives me somthing to do--Blood red Bread 16:47, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

FoD

As a courtesy, I give you this warning. I suggest you think about whether you really want to start hostilities with us. Unlike some, we have long memories and have a tendency to overreact. I give you the example of the poor Blackhawk Nation. They killed 3 of us during a peacetime negotiation. We have now killed 37 of them and counting in just over 2 weeks. We took a week off to help rebuild a suburb in need. When we get to 50, we will re-evaluate whether they have had enough. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Flowers_of_Disease/_CURRENT_CAMPAIGN_NEWS So please think carefully before blindly following the RG. I wouldn't trust something designed and maintained by a group of zergers and cheats. --Hibernaculum 01:54, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Look out UD Fark! They sound awfully wikintimidating!--CyberRead240 02:05, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Ahhh, the standard witty response! How clever of you! --Hibernaculum 02:08, 5 April 2008 (BST)

I'm not from this group. I just noticed your poor attempt at intimidating a fine group of friends. I have a tendency to respond when I see an obvious fail. And YOU sir, fail.--CyberRead240 02:10, 5 April 2008 (BST)

This coming from A Beatbox Kid? Talk about throwing stones from a glass house my friend. Anyway, as I said, the warning was a courtesy. Your fine group of friends Pk'd one of us for no good reason. We give them the opportunity to put it behind them. I suppose we could have just come and griefed them for the next 3 months with no explanation but I thought I'd try the old diplomacy first. It rarely works as we have found that groups such as FARK here actually want the battle. Still, it's worth a shot. Incidentally, the FoD has 2 Aussie members, neither as presumptuous as yourself my Beatbox friend. --Hibernaculum 02:24, 5 April 2008 (BST)

I'm sorry to the UD Fark for doing this on their talk page. But buddy, I'm not your friend, nor do I want to be, really. Your comment about my group is undefined, and I don't really understand what you mean. Take some time to think of what you are doing. Punishing a group for PKing you once by PKing them "37 times". A little hypocritical, I think. No more posts on here, it is common wiki etiquette, if you wish to continue this, take it to my talk page. --CyberRead240 02:34, 5 April 2008 (BST)

What? I'm your buddy but not your friend! That hurts. Seriously, you need to relax. We're playing a game here. Our group has its shtick just like yours. I'm just having a little fun trash talk with the Fark guys. Discussion over. --Hibernaculum 03:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Hey fellers!

Letting you know that we now have Forums. Be swell if one, two or even all of you could sign up. We have a special section set out for Allies, that is protected from the public, as well as a Revive requests, PK lists etc etc. You know the score.

Anyway, hope some of you can drop by and help get this thing rolling.--CyberRead240 15:18, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Hello FARK again

well some may have seen me be revived I would like to give you all the oprtunity to get prepared for my pking in the NT building in a few months I will have an alt without brain rot take over as I move else where but lets see if I can break my record before that it was 4 Farkers in one 24 hour period if im right (could be 3) and I will sincerly hope to get a score of 5 in a 24 hour period this time round though I see this as your building not mine so I will give you no disrespect as long as I get none(besides the pking) look forwards to the headshots and your witty coments as you blow me away your groups personal pker --Blood red Bread 16:08, 8 May 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Osmondville but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:27, 13 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:17, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Hi guys, I'm pretty sure you are inactive seeing how you havent replied to the post above me in a year. Therefore I will be removing your radio frequency from penny heights wiki page. That is all. --User:Mark15./Mark15 11:27, 25 July 2009 (BST)

A message from The Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are not a PK group, as stated on your wiki. We only engage in revenge PKs. That means we are an Anti-PK group. The word is getting out now as others are crawling out of the woodwork and talking about being PKed by fark members. Our numbers are growing. Anti PK bounty hunters have been looking into this at their own behest and are starting to get a clear picture of what is going on here. I don't know how this thing will end or even if it ever will, butt it will probably continue as long as the ball is in your court. --Tex tripppen 02:42, 30 July 2008 (BST)

And now it seems we have you on the run. It's getting harder and harder to hunt down you farters. --Tex tripppen 14:14, 15 August 2008 (BST)

I saw you took down the Slave to BHS badge. What? you weren't proud? --Tex Tripppen ^BHS 15:56, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki, like civilized members of Jerden's great society do. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active, even groups of mentally unstable terrorists. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with a list of every suburb where your terrorist cell is currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our informational page or go die. Thanks. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 08:29, 22 October 2013 (BST)

Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 02:56, 26 November 2013 (UTC)