User:Squid Boy/SaysF/Kill List

QI's Home Page List of Lessons Here's my education list since finding my new special purpose. The First 100 Zero to 25 A Drooling PsychoTauntKill Tilly Lo Lesson 1 Lesson 2 Lesson 3 Kill (The Guide) dexa vida me levar Lesson 1 Lesson 2 Kill Wendy O Williams Kill Wendy O Williams #2: Lesson Kill Joe W Orkingman Lesson Kill Ovastug Taunt Kill (The Guide) Shallow GravyKill bvrasp LessonKill (the Guide) Scooty Puff Sr LessonKill +15 Rathanel — Kill +15 SoZettaSlowpoke — Lesson 1 — Lesson 2 — Kill +20 (Mall Tour - Marven) Nigel Green — Lesson — Kill +20 Caroline Debry — Lesson — Kill +10 (the Guide) Chance Fortune -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Kill +20 laura20 -- Lesson -- Kill +20 Nurse Goodbody -- Lesson -- Kill +15 Toomatin Zabrakovic — Lesson 1 — Lesson 2 — Lesson 3 — Kill +20 (the Guide) Chance Fortune -- Lesson -- Kill +20 DrCoriell — Lesson — Kill +20 BB Bob — Lesson — Kill +20 Mike Smith -- Lesson -- Kill +20 beiber fever — Lesson 1 — Lesson 2 — Kill +10 meatwadd -- Lecture -- Education +15 (the Guide) nada -- lecture 1 -- lecture 2 -- lesson +20 26 to 50 Kilian Render -- lecture -- lesson +20 Consilium1 -- Lesson -- Kill +10 (Cinephile - Unforgiven) -- Then I saw this guy just a few blocks away? Zerg? Consilium2 Consilium2 -- Lesson -- Set -- Education +10 (Cinephile - Tommy Boy; Mall Tour -- Calvert) Bumped into that one again, so I just decided to complete the "Consilium set." LarryBob -- Lesson -- Education +20 Phil Guv -- Education +20 -- No lesson today, as my luck was abysmal, and I had to fall asleep to do this one as it is. Intended to be for being non-descript. Ugh. (Mall Tour - Bale) Good Solder 2 -- Lesson -- Education +20 (Mall Tour - Bale) (the Guide) Capt Rick Grimes -- Lesson -- Education +20 123draw -- image on file +10 - A little retribution for this disagreeable fellow. As to the message in his profile: Me too, 123draw. Me too. Nurse Fox -- Lecture -- Education +20 (the Guide) Terry Han -- See The PK page soon for the details -- Education +20 an angry parakeet -- end of lesson -- Education +20 Dulva -- Lesson -- Education +15 xgotmoxs -- Lesson -- Education +15 Amdir -- Lesson -- Education +20 Eddy Loughlin -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 (Cinephile - Billy Madison) Abie Babie -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Dean Deano -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Kill +15 Redd eyed jedi -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Abnon -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 MSilva -- Education on file +20 Kevin Greeves -- Education on file +20 Building Maintenance -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Masonic Weregoat -- Lesson -- Education +15 AquariumReceptionist -- Lesson/Education +20 Masonic Weregoat -- Lesson -- Education +20 51 to 75 Wade Cable -- Education +15 A nervous Porcupine -- Lesson -- Education +15 Collosimo -- Lesson -- Education +15 A nervous Porcupine -- Lesson -- Education +20 Wade Cable -- Lesson -- Education +20 Alassan -- Lesson -- Education +15 Deconstruction Dave -- Lesson -- Education +20 a chimpanzee -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15 Angus Finnerty -- Lesson -- Education +20 Zombra's Hunter -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Lesson 4 -- Lesson 5 -- Education +20 Dr Adolf Strughold -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15 Rotten Ray -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 Samanya -- Lesson -- Education +10 Jesus Sante No records. It was a live fight, and I didn't get them. Honor bound. +20 Grobble Record on file. +20 LSvlad Record on file. +20 Necoroman Record on file. +20 DakWolf -- Lesson -- Education +20 Jesus Sante -- Education +20 Jesus Sante -- Record on file +20 Waffles Delgado -- Record on file +20 Wolfred Bane -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 Marlo Bean -- Education +15 I forgot to speechify here! Even with that trenchy profile! What a missed opportunity! LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20 ZVO -- Lesson -- Education +20 76 to 100 Jesus Sante -- Education +15 LSvlad -- Education +15 Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson 1 --Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Danger Lightfoot Education +20 What's left to say at this point? Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10 Danger Lightfoot -- Lesson -- Education +20 Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10 LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20 ChesterArthur -- [on file] +15 (Mall Tour - Giddings) Creepy Cripple -- Lesson -- Education +20 Jesus Sante -- Lesson -- Education +15 Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10 LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20 A Drunken Scientist -- Lesson -- Education +20 Tony Darkgrave -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 The Band Styx -- Lesson -- Education +20 NonDescriptScout (no lesson - went for two, but rando was not with me today) -- Education +20 NonDescriptScout Lesson -- Education +20 Dago Redd Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15 North Dakota Yeti Lesson -- Education +15 dont touch me Lesson -- Education +20 Don Tartaglia Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Jason Quick Lesson -- Education +15 (Knife) Slock50 -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +20 beardgod -- Lesson -- Education +20 (Tynte Mall) 200 - 101 to 125 AndyMatthews -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Lesson 4 -- Lesson 5 -- Education+20 b0seiju -- Lesson -- Education+20 Will Poorer -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education+20 Haff -- Lesson -- Education+15 Zack Owen -- Lesson -- Education+15 Jade Nickel -- Lesson -- Education+15 Your Own Guilt -- Lesson -- Education +20 Save da Yeti -- Lesson -- Education +20 Pennsylvania Yeti -- Lesson -- Education +20 Baked Monkey -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 Lighttail -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Nebraska Yeti2 -- Lesson} -- [http://iamscott.net/1387549938387.html Education +15 Mari Suzek -- Lesson} -- [http://iamscott.net/1387550041201.html Education +15 t11 -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 Baz Baziah -- Lesson -- Education +10 Cantero -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 John Pulawski -- Lesson -- Education +20 Son of Anchises -- Lesson -- Education +15 Alabrat Mezzel -- Lesson -- Education +20 Dave Grahl -- Lesson -- Education +15 wikter -- Lesson -- Education +20 pastacreeper -- Proof I'm in Huntley -- Education +20 Chrono19 -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 EmmaGear -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 Marlo Bean -- Lesson -- Education +20 126 to 150 zombra -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education+20 Leanna Burton -- Lesson -- Education +10 Mitt Romney's Balls -- Lesson -- Education +20 Shaolin1 -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20 Whensley -- Lesson -- Education +20 Flirtong Scholar -- Lesson -- Education +15 BentleyBoy —- Lesson -- Education +20 Doc Necrotic -- Lesson —- Education +20 Suleiman Shakur — Lesson — Education +20 Freedom — Lesson — Education +20 Erik Tan --Lesson -- Education +20 CrownMrhh -- Lesson 1 -— Lesson 2 -- Education +15 (Teetotaler) HMS Fearless -— Lesson -— Education +20 sanpedro -- Lesson -- Education +20 SonginSilence -- Lesson -- Education +20 Yeti Cthulhu -- Lesson -- Education +15 Road Warrior Max -- Lesson — Education +15 WookieeOnFire — Lesson — Education +15 A Wild Jigglypuff -- Lesson -- Education +10 janeway -- Education +20 chipper63 -- Lesson -- Education +20 bazooka pants jones -- Lesson -- Education +20 Johnny Lenin — Lesson — Education +15 pipy -- Lesson -- Education +20 doctorkill18 -- Lesson -- Education +10 151 to 175 SpookyD -- Lesson -- Education +15 Axem Red -- Lesson -- Education +20 Dr Merr -- Lesson -- Education +15 smeghead26 -- Lesson -- Education +15 jagg off -- Lesson -- Education +15 Herr Schnitzel -- Lesson -- Education +20 Mall Tour (Pole Mall) Jackmeister -- Lesson -- Education +15 doomy doom -- Lesson -- Education +20 raisin56 -- Lesson -- Education +20 SPC Nobody -- Lesson -- Education +20 (Inebriate) Crack Stuntman -- Lesson -- Education +20 ersatzreality} -- [http://iamscott.net/1394562408702.html Lesson -- Education +15 Missouri Yeti -- Lesson -- Education +20 kamikozeLessonEducation +20 (Mall Tour) ratdeadbeach -- Education +20 recon444 -- Lesson -- Education +10 Hawke2019 -- Lesson -- Education +15 Arctophylax -- Lesson -- Education +15 Drizzt D -- Lesson -- Education +20 slowoldmike -- Lesson -- Education +15 thehempknight -- Lesson -- Education +20 Teh Machine -- Lesson -- Education +20 Ashe Campbell -- Lesson -- Education +20 man who gets eaten – [Lesson on file] – [Education on file] +20 Donte Wyrmfoe (records on file – dumwit appears to be down) +15 176 to 200 Coming soon! Lesson #36 deserves a bit more detail. Not only does it represent my graduation to the level of Philosophe within my order, it is also a spirited defense of the Knights' Artifact Policy in the face of an incursion by an otherwise good group. Here is the entire message I delivered to The Malton Zookeepers this morning: # Attention Malton Zookeepers. I am Seekandyeshallfind of the Philosophe Knights. I have long admired the work of your group. # However, we have learned your group has embarked on a "Zookeeper's Trinket Tour 2013" for the purpose of "fun and debauchery." This will not do. # The Philosophe Knights demand that The Malton Zookeepers abandon this tour, by order of the Artifact Protection Policy. # Our Artifact Protection Policy prohibits the looting of museums and protects Malton's cultural and educational values. # Aligning with this policy in no way aligns you with the PK. Flouting the policy with this tour puts you in direct conflict with the Knights’ mission. # Objets d'art are not 'trinkets' - they are among our last, great threads to our cultural history prior to the outbreak. # These treasures must remain in Centers of Learning under the care of studious curators. # Just as the zookeepers safeguard the animals in the Malton Zoo, you should do no harm to the contents of Centers of Learning. # To punctuate, I will now educate your leader, Angry Parakeet. Death is not permanent in Malton, but it is memorable. # So long as the tour ends here and now, here endeth the lesson. Good day to you all. Those who have understood the lesson 1. My #7 kill -- Ovastug Taunt Kill -- now has this personal description: "Just a humble zombie drifter. My clothes smells like blood and urine. could you gimme some meat??" I'm not 100% sure that's an improvement, but baby steps, people. BABY STEPS! 2. My #9 kill -- bvrasp LessonKill -- added the following personal description to read: "You see what appears to be a Sivak Draconian, with silver scaled flesh, deep silver eyes, a forked tonuge, and a reptilian tail. You assume this transformation occured on goblinization day, but he might also be from a different world." Much better! Suddenly you seem so much smarter! 3. My #14 Kill: Caroline Debry — Lesson, has changed her description to read: “A woman in her early forties. Her brown hair is dirty, from the lack of available water to bathe with, but immaculately combed. A museum curator before the quarantine.” Praise be to you Caroline! I told her so in-game as well: http://iamscott.net/1362752243889.html - wherein I say: "Caroline! You've added some description! You're part of the solution! Part of the war against ignorance in Malton! I, Seekandyeshallfind of the Philosophe Knights, Salute you! Praise Knowledge!" UPDATE: Caroline regularly slaps me with a newspaper when she sees me. I like her. 4. My #18 Kill: Toomatin Zabrakovic changed his profile to read... "Sick of the quarantine. Also sick of being judged for not writing enough here, by selfrighteous people who mostly write nonsense themselves. I value silence, but when I speak, I speak the truth." HA! That's fantastic! 5. My #24 kill -- meatwadd -- Lecture -- Education -- didn't EXACTLY understand the lesson, but at least is no longer nondescript. His profile now reads, "Seekandyeshallfind is an arse. Not a great fan of the Philosophe Knights either I'm afraid. Got PK'd for lack of character description and poor spelling of name. Not best pleased." HA! I'll allow it. He's got the first part right anyway. No question. 6. My #24 kill -- nada -- lecture 1 -- lecture 2 -- lesson recently found me and (I'm pretty sure, I wish I'd gotten the dang screen shot) killed me. His profile now reads, "Nada is wearing jeans, unusually dark sunglsses, and a blue plaid flannel shirt with an emtpy JuicyFruit wrapper safety-pinned to the pocket. His mullet is very dated." Yay! He also said, "Hey! You were supposed to say something cool in Latin!" which made me smile. I've really gotten away from that recently in my zeal to conform to the educational messages of the Philosophe Knights, but I'll work on that for you nada! 7. My #34 kill -- Nurse Fox -- went from being nondescript to "Hello, please tell me something about yourself..." I'm not sure that fully qualifies for assisting in Malton's enlightenment, but it's definitely a step in the right direction, as it promotes intellectual discussion and a sharing of the human condition. So on the list it goes. 8. My #31 kill -- Good Solder 2 -- went from impersonating the Philosophe Knights to being a member of some group called "DZ." I'll count it. 9. My number 37 kill -- Dulva -- Lesson -- Education - fixed the spelling error I pointed out for them. 10. My number 62 kill -- Rotten Ray -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education — changed their profile to something far, far less trenchy. 11. My number 94 kill -- Dago Redd changed their profile from something less than erudite to “Silence speaks.” It’s definitely an improvement. Repaired Centers of Learning As a Philosophe Knight, I highly value all centers of learning, and make a point of repairing them whenever I find one in shabby condition. Zero to 25 Darnell Library -- Repair +20 Naisbitt Library -- Repair +20 The Cornelius Museum -- Repair +20 The Metcalfe Museum -- Repair +20 Newbury Library -- Repair +20 Lolley Library -- Repair +20 Mallard Library -- Repair +20 Uppill Library -- Repair +20 The Bawn Museum -- Repair +20 The Gotch Museum -- Repair +20 Uppill Library -- Repair +20 (again!) The Hockey Museum -- Repair +20 Chatwin Library -- Repair +20 Porter Library -- Repair +20 Wadham Library -- Repair +20 Lambley Library -- Repair +20 Porter Library -- Repair +20 (again!) Stuart Library -- LOOK! It's 45 AP! -- Repair +20 The Hippisley Museum -- Repair +20 The Sunderland Museum -- Repair +20 The Pepperd Museum -- Repair +20 The Brain Museum -- Repair +20 The Gillman Museum --Repair +20 The Matthews Museum -- Repair +20 Norgan Library -- Repair +20 26 to 50 Beckwith Library -- LOOK! It's 39 AP! -- Repair +20 Hebditch Library -- Repair +20 The Ramsay Museum -- Repair +20 Roberson Library -- Repair +20 The Voules Museum -- Repair +20 The Hazeldine Museum -- Repair +20 The Hazeldine Museum -- Repair AGAIN! +20 Coombe Library -- Repair +20 Fairfield Library -- Repair +20 The_Doutch_Museum -- Repair +20 Pratley Library -- Repair +20 The Owsley Museum -- Repair +20 The Bawn Museum -- Repair +20 Mallard Library -- Repair +20 The Gotch Museum -- Repair +20 Mallard Library -- Honor - lost the dumwit +20 The Gotch Museum -- Honor - lost the dumwit +20 Beale Library -- Repair +20 The Hyson Museum -- 12 AP Repair +20 12 AP Beale Library -- Repair +20 Harewood Library -- Repair +20 Tidball Library -- Repair +20 The Austwick Museum -- Repair17 AP +20 The Dimon Museum -- *Repair Snippet on file - dumbwit down* 6 AP' +20 Copleston Library -- *Repair Snippet on file - dumbwit down* 10 AP +20 51 to 75 Crowly Library -- Repair 7 AP' +20 The Galavin Museum -- Repair +20 Crowly Library -- Repair +20 The Reginaldus Museum -- Repair +20 The Bawn Museum -- Repair +20 The Troakes Museum -- Repair +20 The Pitts Museum -- Repair +20 Harewood Library -- Repair +20 Collis Library -- Entry -- Repair 6 AP' +20 The Russel Museum -- Entry -- Repair +20 The Russel Museum -- Repair AGAIN +20 The Troakes Museum -- Repair +20 The Cother Museum -- Repair +20 The Troakes Museum -- Repair +20 The Pettman Museum -- Repair +20 The Gulledge Museum -- Repair +20 The Chilwell Museum -- Repair +20 The Musgrove Museum -- Repair +20 The Chilwell Museum -- Repair AGAIN +20 The Musgrove Museum -- Repair AGAIN +20 The Chilwell Museum -- Repair YET AGAIN +20 The Musgrove Museum -- Repair YET AGAIN +20 The Portass Museum -- Repair +20 The Johnston Museum -- Repair +20 The Dampier Museum -- Repair +20 76 to 100 The Trick Museum -- Repair +20 The Trick Museum -- Repair AGAIN +20 The Jewell Museum -- Penultimate Repair] -- Repair] +20 16AP! The Durie Museum -- Repair +20 The Nuttall Museum -- Repair +20 The Nuttall Museum -- Repair +20 Wadham Library -- Repair +20 Boniface Library -- Repair15 AP +20 Acourt Library -- Repair7 AP +20 The Mesney Museum -- Repair6 AP +20 Wadham Library -- Repair+20 The Wimble Museum -- Evidence -- Repair21 AP +20 Kill List, Activities and Awards with Red Rum I went three months unaligned where I kept absolutely zero records. I found my Records, and added the most recent stuff. Gotta start getting iWitnesses of all things, dammit! Zero to 25 Karl Pilkington imageshack 3 Legged Freak ---- iWitness laralou ---- iWitness RoflZane ---- iWitness Karen Aoi ----iWitness Zombsquatch ---- iWitness Chavmaster Bling ----iWitness Farkinlost ---- iWitness keealf ----iWitness Linda Carter ---- iWitness Crimson Shadow Guard ---- iWitness badboy13 ---- iWitness Rad Awesome ---- iWitness badboy13 ---- imageshack Doom Patrol ---- iWitness Tony Eveready ---- iWitness Wolf Queen ---- iWitness Mike Adolph ----iWitness Bionic Woman ---- iWitness Neo Human ---- iWitness Maa Baa ---- iWitness Inga Fossa ---- iWitness utu Kodol Akule ---- imageshack 26 to 50 Marshall WilandHolly ---- imageshack Dr Steve Chaos ---- imageshack 5moky Paper Zombie Shoto Damchilbert ---- iWitness Choswolf ---- iWitness Smasho ---- iWitness Odd Bob ---- iWitness DustinD ---- iWitness Rumplestilskin ---- iWitness Vezna ---- iWitness an old dirty bastard ---- iWitness Crandad ---- iWitness John Verlade ---- iWitness The Old Professor ---- iWitness JamesAtkinson ---- iWitness Joe Eveyrm ---- iWitness Fefjin ---- iWitness Sirkus ---- iWitness a giant penis Ned Ryerson forgasmos---- iWitness Officer John Lee---- iWitness Cpl Chuck Norris 51 to 75 The Poe Toaster ---- Rogues Gallery credit Freezeblade ---- imageshack Daemonfa ---- iWitness Thomas Taylor SuspectZero ----iWitness D4rkH4rk ---- iWitness Mastil Corrith --- iWitness FiveFingerOath ----iWitness Barbah Ohzambah ----iWitness Krae ---- iWitness Michael Corsair ---- iWitness Piero71 ----iWitness FirefighterMatanza ---- iWitness DigitalRogue ----iWitness Gakul ----iWitness Chopsley ---- iWitness Johny ash ---- iWitness Rick Dasher ---- iWitness mrbobdx --- iWitness Gastastic ---- iWitness Sharline Jade ----iWitness zeagus ----iWitness Karen Carter ---- iWitness kisx102 ---iWitness cannonski ---- iWitness 76 to 100 Tony Oidar ---- iWitness jonssikka ---- iWitness BigJD5 ----- iWitness Cheeseman Muncher ---- iWitness Mr Needles ---- iWitness Banville ---- iWitness doomy doom ---- iWitness Jonas Krosse ---- iWitness Freewill1 ---- iWitness 110 Conservatively, 30 more kills before I started counting again. I'm going with that and declaring I'd hit 110 before becoming a Philosophe Knight. Mall Tally Not that I'm trying for this badge at the moment, just figured I'd keep a tally of those that qualify. Joachim Mall - 3 Legged Freak ---- iWitness Lumber Mall - Crimson Shadow Guard ---- iWitness Marven Mall - Sirkus ---- iWitness Blesley Mall - forgasmos---- iWitness Buckley Mall - Barbah Ohzambah ----iWitness Pole Mall - # Gakul ----iWitness; Stickling Mall - wikter -- Education Buckley Mall - doctorkill18 -- Lesson -- Education Check for other mall records? The Player Killer Olympic Committee Seekandyeshallfind is a member of the PKOC during the Player Killer Olympic Games 2008 and is probably shouting super sekrit important instructions at everyone.