The Brain Museum

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The Brain Museum
Always In Brain Museum Curator Hands.
User:Jack Telan (talk) 0128, 7 January 2023 (UTC)
the Brain Museum

Rhodenbank [86,3]

Sawtell Road Tinkler Plaza School the Floyd Monument
St Matheos's Church the Brain Museum the Garard Building
Lockwood Walk wasteland Salter Grove Railway Station

Basic Info:

  • Museums have a wide range of different collections and exhibitions, although previously they were not lootable. Nowadays, different decorative items may be found there.
  • Generally, the descriptions found in Museums fall along the lines of "…currently displaying a(n) exhibition/installation/collection of _____________"
  • Museums can be barricaded normally.

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The Brain Museum is a Specimen museum located in the suburb of Rhodenbank. The museum was known for possessing one of the world's largest collections of well-preserved, sectioned, and stained mammal brains. Visitors would walk down the museum's many halls and be able to view different displays or photographs of brains from over 100 different species of mammals (including humans) which together represented over 20 mammalian orders. The stained sections that were of special interest included: rewil, Humans, Chimpanzees, Monkeys, various Rodents and Carnivores, California Sealion, Florida Manatee, Big Brown Bat, American Badger, American Raccoon, Yellow Mongoose, Zebra, Cow, and the Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin.

The Brain Museum, where zombies come for the brains, but stay for... well okay, the brains.

Under the care of the museum's Director, Dr. Adrianne Nono, the Brain Museum had made many items from its collection available for use by educators, scientists, and scholars worldwide through the use of computer scanning technology. Those who could not visit the collection directly could simply use the internet to retrieve any required images for their research. The collection contained both normal, pathological, and comparative specimens.

While not a popular museum before the "Malton Incident", after the outbreak the museum became a very dangerous location for survivors. This was because zombies, drawn to the smell of so many brains, would travel from miles around to try and break into the Brain Museum so they could snack on the brains. As such, survivors often did not stay overnight in the building for fear they might be added to the menu.

Historically the museum is famous simply for the fact that in late-December 2006 it became the final resting place of the now disbanded zombie horde known as Shacknews. They were considered one of the most, if not the most, powerful zombie hordes ever to walk the streets of Malton; few survivors will ever forget the terror they once spread, even at the mere mention of their name.

Barricade Policy

In accordance with the will of the Prophet, this location should remain un-barricaded with doors wide open and ruined at all times. The purpose of this building is to allow all citizens, regardless of their class, to share their knowledge with and learn from others. Citizens are also advised to baste or marinate themselves if they are tasty.

Current Special Exhibits

- Slightly nibbled piece of Benito Mussolini's frontal lobe

- Random chunk of Chester A. Arthur's Singulate Sulcus

- Pons from Mikhail Kalashnikov

- Half of Paul Walker's Cerebellum

- Corpus Callosum from Peter O'Toole

Current Events

May 10, 2014 - The Curators continually maintain the building and displays. -- Jack Telan 01:17, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

April 22, 2013 - Daily battles between survivors and The Brain Curators to control the museum. -- Jack Telan

January 29, 2011 - Of course the museum is still ruined! The Brain Curators live here. Silly harmanz ... -- BrainBiter Da Mighty

December 10th, 2009 - museum is still ruined ... --OO Willie 02:21, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

November 3, 2009 - Museum is ruined with 4 zombies inside ... don't know why they bother as it is not a strategic location. --OO Willie 12:43, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

December 22nd, 2006 - There are currently 100+ zombies from the Shacknews horde inside the Brain Museum. One such zombie was the ill-named burgertime1.

December 19-20th, 2006 - Shacknews zombies have been spotted shuffling towards the Brain Museum, planning to retire en masse inside this very building.