User:Vanankyte/Kalli May

Description Kalli May Profile http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=361726 Level 43 Creation date 2006-01-13 Affiliation Dark Order of the Apocalypse Previous affiliations Dark Order of Armageddon, Number Crunchers, The Abandoned, Cobra Kalli May is a woman of part Indian descent originally from nowhere near Malton. She gets a thrill from dancing with death, and is never happy unless doing dangerous things and putting herself in harm's way, killing or being killed. She has long since lost count of how many times she has killed or died. She was thirty-five when the outbreak occurred, and although years have passed she has not aged any further, due to the influence of the zombie virus. Her husband Abram Jordan and five daughters were evacuated from the city shortly before the quarantine. Emily Jordan, her oldest daughter, has since returned to the city. History In 2006, Kalli May became a death cultist with the Dark Order of Armageddon. With the DOA, she brought suffering and death to South Blythville and the surrounding areas, including bringing down Ackland Mall at one point. She'll always remember it as the greatest months of her life. But it was not to last. One by one, the group drifted away and did not stand up again. Kalli went and hung out at the Upper Left Corner at Caiger Mall for a while, and invited anyone who wished to come and kill her for her past crimes. No one took her up on it, however. She was rather disappointed in that. Bored of that and left alone to her own devices, Kalli founded Number Crunchers and set off on a campaign of murder against those with numbers in their names. However, while there may have been others doing likewise somewhere in Malton, she was always alone, and her heart was no longer in it. One day, she came to Yagoton and happened to kill Rohndogg1, who killed her back and told her to behave. She was surprised at someone actually fighting back, and realized that just having a number in their name did not make someone a zerger or idiot. She set aside her guns and gave up her campaign of murder, and joined The Abandoned herself shortly afterward. Kalli never really managed to adjust to life as a peaceful survivor. It slowly wore on her until she reached the breaking point, narrowly restraining herself from slaying hapless beings in a church before going on a murder spree. She quit The Abandoned and joined up with Cobra instead. Her wanderings always brought her to spare those in churches or men of the cloth even as she killed others without purpose or reason. Finally tiring of that, she laid down into another stretch of dormancy. As she slept, she meditated upon the purpose of life and unlife within Malton. A vision came to her, a memory of times long past, when the Dark Pope spoke his sermons to the people of the city. Driven by new purpose, Kalli awoke and made her way back to her Order's old home, South Blythville. Upon arriving there, she discovered that the Malton College of Medicine had set up their campus on the doorstep of the holy land. Faced with the affront of these foolish life-peddlers, Kalli knew what she must do. The Dark Order of Armageddon was long gone, its Dark Pope vanished into the shadows, never to be seen again. But there was room for a new cult to emerge, in memory of the old. She declared herself the Matriarch of the Dark Order of the Apocalypse, and called together the faithful to her side, new faces and old alike. Malton would soon remember the face of death. Templates Pizza! This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get. The Good Old Days… This user remembers the good old days, when death cultists had pants. ‎ Player Killer "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. Boo! This user or group dressed up and trick-or-treated in Pitneybank in Nov 2013.